Kacey Call 7
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Chats and calls
Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.
File Name: kc09109 Date: 1 September 2009
- Kacey is still shocked that Chris is on Lipitor, Chris says the food group he eats the most is vegetables
- Today Chris totally ate a salad and chicken sandwich from Burger King, and drank like 5 glasses of water
- The Chandlers have three refrigerators. Chris whines about the house being a mess.
- Bob does most of the home cooking (soup and stew); Chris wants Kacey to call Bob
- Chris says he'll go jogging with Kacey, but tries to back out when she says they'll be jogging five whole miles
- Chris needs to buy a sports bra because his manboobs bounce
- Chris's XL size shirt looks pretty tight on him, Kacey suggests maybe he needs to wear XXXL size
- Chris is pretty uncomfortable acknowledging that he is a fat fuck who needs to wear a bra to hold his fat tits
- Chris was going to talk to social security about getting a job and a house, and his dad wouldn't let him go alone.
- Chris just recently learned what financial aid is. Says he can't remember much from the start of college because he was still recovering from his "stressful high school graduation."
- Chris definitely felt like more of an adult when he turned 21
- Chris thinks "age of consent" = "you are an adult"
- Kacey is creeped out that Chris was looking up the age of consent
- Chris would definitely not date an 18 year old, the youngest he would date is 21 (at the age 27). Kacey says that 6 years difference is too much for a relationship.
- Chris was never considering dating a 16 year old, he swears to God! Kacey says that if he wanted to have sex with someone 16 years old, that it is "pedophilia."
- Third date = sex, Chris learned from TV. He definitely does not think of Kacey like that though.
- Chris has waited a "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time" for sex. "It hurts".
- Chris has masturbated so much that he "can't even feel that much of a rush from it"
- Chris tard rages after Kacey misunderstands something he says about being a virgin, "I AM VIRGIN AHHHHH"
- Chris thinks this is a good time to talk about having sex with a blowup doll.
- Kacey tells Chris to join a single's group.
- Chris tells Kacey to become a born again virgin because he saw it on King of the Hill.
- Chris, regarding bluespike and other troll relationships: "I have learned from my mistakes."
- Chris randomly admits that he used to confuse Michael Jordon with Michael Jackson
- Lately Chris has been able to enjoy masturbation because he had a girl to fantasize with in his head
- Chris implies that he has been jerking off to Kacey
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