Kacey Call 10
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- Chris mowed the back yard today, his mom mowed the front yard
- Chris says he jogged around the neighborhood
- Chris "forgot" to buy Bob a birthday present. Vivian Gee didn't forget, she sent him a nice gift basket.
- Chris still hates Vivian for making the Audiobooks and making a mockery and slander out of him. Kacey likes the Audiobooks.
- Chris didn't read Vivian's book "and he did not care to", he gave it to his pastor who told Chris it's a mockery of him
- Chris bought some sports bras, he likes them and now wears them all the time
- Chris was confused by bra sizes, so he had to ask a girl to measure him
- Chris now understands how women feel because he has to wear a bra too
- Chris talks about chromosomes, and implies that he's part-woman or something stupid
- Chris shaved his belly before taking the sports bra photos
- Chris claims he had manboobs since he was 8 years old
- Chris has no goals or ambitions, but he once wanted to be a cowboy
- Chris dreamt that he had a daughter with him at his office job, in the dream he called her Crystal. Clearly this was God showing him the future.
- Chris would like to get married before he turns 30
- Chris currently has $10 in his savings, but he's "letting it grow". He also just bought a bunch of video games.
- Chris doesn't want to sell any of his video games, he wants to hold on to them for his children to enjoy
- Chris admits he's really just keeping the games for himself
- Kacey calls Chris a hoarder, Chris has never heard of that word.
- Chris blames his hoarding on his parents again, it's all their fault, they're a bunch of packrats
- If Chris moves any of the shit out, his mom will yell at him.
- Apparently when Chris asked his parents about it they said "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WE'RE GONNA KICK YOU OUTTA THE HOUSE"
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