Kacey Call 15

Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.

File Name: kc91309.mp3

• Kacey starts the call by complaining about how stressful her job is. Chris compares this to how stressed he gets when looking at troll emails.
• Kacey starts screaming at Chris about how hard her life is. Chris doesn't care.
• Kacey: "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT STRESS IS!" Chris: "hm... yeah..."
• Kacey yells more about Chris not getting a job.
• Kacey: "WHAT STRESS DO YOU HAVE?" Chris: "I HAVE EMOTIONAL STRESS FROM TROLLS AND THEIR INPUT!"
• Kacey: "YOU GET FREE MONEY AND PAID TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND YOU STILL COMPLAIN!"
• Kacey is jealous that Chris gets government money for free.
• KACEY IS STILL BITCHING AND CHRIS DOESN'T EVEN RESPOND HE JUST SAYS "hmmm yeah"
• Kacey complains that she and Kim have to do all of Chris's research for his jobs and he won't do anything. Still bitching about how hard her life is.
• Chris: "I'm workin on it!"
• Kacey apologizes for yelling at Chris, but then says he can't even understand it. Chris gets defensive and says he has a hard life and talks about how he had to bring "REALLY HEAVY TRASH BAGS OUTSIDE" when he worked at Wendys like six years ago, and how this was the hardest day of his life. Kacey starts screaming again about how useless Chris is. Chris says he will prove her wrong because he's stronger now than six years ago.
• Kacey asks what his parent's think about how lazy he is. He says that his mom is proud of him for going outside to walk now, and how he's looking for a job.
• Kacey starts screaming AGAIN about how she's the one that made him do all of that.
• Chris says he's being social now, Kacey asks how many friends he made. Chris is quiet for a long time and says that they just pass by, and that he makes acquaintances. Kacey asks just for a single name, and Chris says that he didn't catch their names. Kacey calls Chris "Lonely and Sad."
• Kacey asks Chris what he's doing to improve his life. Chris says going to the mall, going to church, finding social outings to go to. He is interrupted by his mom.

• We are barely able to hear Chris saying "Let me rub your feet for you" to his mom. He says he is talking to Kacey, and his mom asks him what he did that day. He says he put 5 dollars in the bank and ate a sandwich.
• Chris says he has 14 dollars in his bank. It is very hard to make out what they are saying. His mom is telling him that he needs to do more, he starts talking about how once he copyrights Sonichu people will make games for him and he'll get the money for it.
• Barb starts talking about how hard her life was, and how Chris needs to show more humility if he wants to make money.
• Barb says that the reason why the house is messy and she doesn't work is because "she's been sick for so long."
• "I almost killed myself at least twice." -Barb talking about going to the hospital because of things falling on her in their house.
• Barb complaining about Bob and how all he does is make it look like he does all the work around the house. Complains about Bob not having sex with her.
• She is telling Chris to clean the house and how he's been slacking off for too long. Chris starts yelling and whining about how he can't do anything because there is nothing to do. It makes no sense and Barb is getting angry.
• Barb is complaining that Chris doesn't clean and just tries to hide dirty stuff around the house. He says he has no where to put his "love doll" and that it gets too hot in his room and it will get damaged.

• Chris finally starts talking to Kacey again. Kacey says that Barb made some really good points.
• Kacey asks if he's going to help clean the house. Chris says yes, he wanted to clean for a long time, but he doesn't know where she wants things.
• Chris says that his mom only wants him to get rid of his and Bob's stuff, but she refuses to get rid of her own. Kacey says that Chris should get rid of some of his stuff and his mom might follow suit.
• Kacey says he should get rid of his toys because he's 27. Chris gets really upset at this idea of this. "Ahm gonna think about that..."
• Kacey says that he needs to make his room look like he's an adult, and for him to get rid of all his childish toys and posters.
• Kacey says that Chris needs to throw out 95% of his toys. Chris says that he will take that into great consideration. Kacey says he's bullshitting and bets he won't do it.
• Chris says he will take Kacey up on her offer and he'll do it by Tuesday.
• Chris almost calls Kacey his mom.
• Chris's family uses all plastic forks, spoons, and knives. The reason being is that his family can't find the actual silverware under all the dirty dishes.
• His house is filled with ants, flies, and wasps from not cleaning.
• Kacey asks how his house got that dirty. Chris says it just "kind of happened."
• THEY HAVE A FUCKING DISHWASHER AND THEY DON'T DO DISHES.
• Chris gets stressed and leaves.

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