Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel

Hours before the unforgettable Mumble chat with Max, Chris was caught under fire by the notorious Max earlier in the day. He had discovered from Julie that Max had somehow acquired access to his Yahoo account, as well as his Playstation Network Account and Sonichuandrosechu.com as well. Unknown to Chris, this was brought on due to the fact that Chris had given his passwords to Julie prior to this unforgettable day. Max, having a well-deserved pickle gun aimed right at Chrissy's crooked, bent duck, decided to torture Chris by either threatening to not send Julie to him or sell his PSN on eBay, which he repeatedly threatened to do in the upcoming Mumble chat.

But before BlueSpike spilled the beans, the lulz already began to pour out. Here is the entire conversation that led up to Chris discovering that Julie was BlueSpike, a 13-year-old boy deceiving Chris all this time.

NOTE: Due to the poor quality of the audio conversation, most of what Max and Julie are saying is almost inaudible. Please feel free to try and listen to better understand what they are saying.

Transcript

Chris: *stressed sigh* I guess I gotta try to uh... get back my PSN account. I have to talk with the Playstation people. A-A-Any-But in this-At this point, ah yeah, I will be able to make it into the Mumble tonight.
Max: Why not [barely audible]
Chris: Huh?
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: How come there-I might be a little later... tonight, so basically this will be our chat, yeah, at this point. Probably get my, uh-[interrupted by Max]
Max: [again, what he says in completely inaudible]
Chris: *sigh*
[long pause, presumably Max is talking, but barely anything is heard but a single "But uhh..."]
Chris: Woah. Okay, who took it?
Max: [inaudible again]
Chris: Well, PLEASE tell me who took it.
Max: Why should I? [inaudible]
Chris: *small sigh*
Chris: *big, stressed sigh* Look, Maaaaaaax... [pause] Ah, Jesus Christ... *sigh* [pause] *sigh again* Well, if I ask you for my PSN back, you're not send m-you're not gonna send Julie here. Just wanna make sure we're understood here. And also, what happened to my-my-I just checked on SonichuandRosechu.com, it's not there!
Max: Alriiight, [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Yeah...
Max: [inaudible, but something can be heard from his end]
Chris: *inhales, sighs hard*
[pause]
Chris: *inhales, sighs hard yet again* Alright, I want my-Alright, I want my stuff back. *sigh* [Max probably says something here, but nothing can be heard] Alright, well- Wait, I'm sorry, can ah- Ugh... oh... Oh geez! I'm sorry, I want Julie, I WANT JULIE!
Max: [says SOMETHING]
Chris: *sighs* Look, ah- Uh... Quit messing around!
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Come on, this is serious!
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Well, look, I'm sorry, I definitely w-
Max: [interrupts, presumably talking about the PSN or Julie deal]
Chris: *sigh* Yes... Yes I accept that.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Uh... Jesus Christ...
[Max turns into JULAAAAAYYYYYY]
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Uh, Julie! I-Uh... Y-Your brother found out that I can get my PSN account back and-and my Yahoo! account back, since uh... well, s-s-since apparently these people have hacked into my PSN and my Wahoo account, and I think-uh... anyway, they made me choose-made me have to make a choice: You or my PSN and my Yahoo! account.
Julie: [probably saying "Did you pick the latter?"]
Chris: No, I chose you.
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: Yeah... Yeah! Alright-Alright, but listen, Julie, do me a favor, try to uh-try to get my PSN and Wahoo account back from your brother for me. *sigh*
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh*
Julie: So, how are you liking your misery?
Chris: Not easy, but I'd rather have my true love. Yeah.
Julie: [again, inaudible]
Chris: Alright. Yeah.
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: Alright, well who took it?
Julie: My brother did. [HOORAY I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE SAID]
Chris: *sigh* That much comes to me at no surprise. [pause] Mmm...
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Ye- ye- yeah, listen, please. Give me back my, uh, PSN and my Yahoo account.
Max: Hell no, it's mine.
Chris: Well, fine, then send Julie over here, please.
Max: [yet again, inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Wait, what?
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: *stressed sigh* Yeah, let me talk to Julie, please.
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Julie. Yeah, he admitted that he did, he did pretty much steal my, uh, PSN, and my Yahoo accounts. My- yeah, your brother, just now. [pause] *sigh* Julie, I want- I lo- I love you and I want you, but also put so much investment in my own Playstation account and uh, Sonichuandrosechu.com.
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Because he's sending you to me. [pause] Ah, goddamn it. Alright, well, uh, I'll try, well, don't tell Max, but I'll- try to, uh- *stress sigh* I talk to the plays- I'll call Playstation and uh, try to get my PSN account back, and uh, Yahoo as well. [pause] Alright.
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: Well, I'm disappointed, and I'm saddened.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Ahhhhh! Uhh, MAAAAAAAX! NO!
Max: [still inaudible]
Chris: Because it's taken so much- I've invested a whole lot of time and effort into!
Max: [still inaudible]
Chris: Yeah, you're stealing that from me! *very stressed sigh* [pause] *sigh* Look, you want me show you, you want me to show you my book? [pause] Ahh.
Max: [still inaudible]
Chris: No. I was, no I was just, showing-
Max: [inaudible, yelling at Chris]
Chris: No, you asked me to do it and I was just saying I would do that to get my- N-no! [pause] Oh, you were kidding, so, yeah, but yeah, but still, just so you know, I would do that, so- [pause] Alright. Well, I'm not gonna show it- I will not show it to you then. Oh, but seriously, please. Thank you, don't do this to me. I've had a lot of tough- so much bad times in my life. *sigh* Yeah, so I admit, this is, been- this is one of them, but please. Please. Give me back everything.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Oh, for, how am I gonna persuade? *sigh* Let's see. I will send, I will, after Julie, I will mail you back a copy, of, uh, Street Fighter 4, after I get in a month, forward.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Ahhh, no! No! No! [pause] Look, what do you want? What do you truly want from me?
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Ahh! No! No! No! No! No! No! Stop it! Stop it! [goes into a screaming tard rage] MAX, YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW YOU BASTARD, STOP IT!!! YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW! YOU'RE REALLY MAKING ME ANGRY!
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Ok, so you're gonna change everything back to the way it was. *sigh* Just change it all back to everything it was, please. Otherwise I'm gonna get furious again.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Max, ple- [interrupted by Max] Max, you give me back my account right now! You give me back my account right now!
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Look, I want Julie and I want my, I want my stuff back safe and sound!
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* I want Julie. [pause] Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: [tard rage resumes] AHHH, YOU'RE MAKING ME SO ANGRY!!! [pause] YOU FUCKING SUCK SO HARD!!!
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: I'm sorry. [pause] Uhh, that hurt a lot, didn't it?
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* I'm listening.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* [pause] Ahh. [pause] Look.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Look, I'm sorry you didn't have, didn't have as much growing up in Molvania, but please, don't have, and I understand that you can, that you're taking your frustrations out on me at this point. [pause] Yeah.
Max: [inaudible, could be saying "it's going on eBay"]
Chris: [tard rage resumes] AHH! YOU DO NOT PUT IT ON EBAY! I LOST SONICHU.NET THAT WAY, AND I'M NOT GONNA LOSE MY PSN ACCOUNT THIS WAY! [pause] Well. No no no no no no, I'm calm. I'm calming down, I'm calming down. [pause] I'm calming down, ok.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: *sighs and stammers* [pause] Enngh! [pause] I don't know, probably!
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Alright. [pause] Yeah, you just want, you just want to respect that I care for her very much.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: I see.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Ahh, you, no you take down from eBay! You leave it off of eBay! [pause] Ahh, I want Julie. I want Julie, yes. [pause] *whines and moans* I feel like I'm gonna cry. *whining gets louder* Ohhhhhhh! Uuuungh!
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: [clears his throat, pretending to cry] Uhh. *sighs and grunts* Uuungh, don't. Uhh. [pause] I have grown more mature, from the past, for two years, after talking, to, uh to, the, across the, quote un quote, women on the internet. I have, I have grown, uh, a little better at, uh, being able to, uh, socialize.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Yes, so, uh, you know, I'm gonna, uh, at least have the confidence to say "Hello, I looking for, uh, looking for some reason. Would you like to be one?" [pause] Ok.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Yes, I do use soap and water, in the shower. And when I wash my hands. [pause] I prefer to stay clean, you know, uh, germaphobes, or, as they are, uh, as more terms to describes them, they don't live longer then, uh, those who don't wash their hands as often. [pause] I heard it on the John Tesh radio show.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Ok. [pause] Well, it turned me off, and it deferred my, uh,- [interrupted by Max] Because, uh, alright first, it gave a bunch of shock and surprise. And uh, made me realize all my, uh, efforts were for not, but then, but it kinda turned me off in that sense, but then, I wo-, it also confirmed my decision to, uh, actually go back out into my local public to try and find, uh, try and find myself a, uh, woman there. [pause] Ok.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Ok. [pause] Well, it's alright. You, I'll forgive- I, uh, I will uh, not blame you for that. I would just like my Yahoo at this time, if I may. And we could, I could not- [interrupted again by Max] Ok.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Yes, the muh, the uh, muh, the uh, chopped up [buh-boh???] went out of my ass, and into the toilet. [pause] Yeah, some of it was brown. [pause] It fell out. It's ok. [pause] So, can I have my Yahoo password?
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Ok, so, you- [pause] Ok. [pause] I'm sorry, meh?
Max: {inaudible]
Chris: I see. [Pause] Ok, that's fine, I accept your apology. What, no, I accepted your apology.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: I did not do anything. [pause] I don't know. [pause] I'm not lying to you. [pause] I don't know.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Well, I'm, uh, well, I accept that. You're angry with me, and I, res-, I uh, respect your feelings for that, and I'm sorry for making you angry. [pause] I see. [pause] So, what are we talking about here? [pause] Yes, I have been listening.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Just take a few deep breaths and take your time.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: I don't know. What are you thinking about doing? [pause] I see.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: I'll tell you what, I'll give you some time, and if you, uh, decide, uh, so, you can, let me know.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Yeah, you can let me know in the Skype. Alright, talk to you later.
[end of recording]

See Also

Julie Reveals Herself

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