Ben Saint DMs

Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Magi-Chan. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "wife".

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DM'ing Ben Saint to demand $300

3 October 2019

Hello, Benjamin. As you are aware, Christine and I have fatefully followed in clearing up the chaos of the slime in Arizona. At the present, I will personally inform you: C197's Arizona, and it's inhabitants, are all fully cleansed; not a speck of slime remains, and everyone is freed of its influences. Your darker self-counterpart, CopKiller, has been properly dealt with for his crimes. Also, the KND had endured the trials, were cleansed and rescued. The Endless War is at an end. With that, I now also address you of the matter of the greed from gaming clout using our names, individuals and whatnot in these strips for the benefits of such personal gains to up the ego of your own self to counter the insecurities. For one thing, it remains more beneficial for one to address their insecurities directly, offer themselves positive affirmations true to themselves, also meditation, mind-clearing and deep breathing is most helpful as well. When one begins to achieve for themselves without having to shoulder on others, that is a great show of inner strength and durability that is most appealing and inspiring to others around. Obviously, spreading gossip and rumors in the result of hurting others is simply wrong, so I need not go "After-School Special" on you about that. Anyway, Now. The printing of the Arizona Slime Expansion Pack that is on its way to you is on us; comes in a lovely box, too. Turned out to be a bit pricy. So, this is where you, in return, will help us for using our name and individuals for the greedy gains accrued. You will off us a generous fund amount to print a few copies of our Secret Shipfic Sonichu Deck and remaining Expansions (you will be entitled to one of each, obviously). But, quite so, this will be seeded, generously, with at least three-hundred dollars in a direct donation from you to Christine's PayPal, if you would kindly, please. The cleanup job was a lot of Tough and Hard work not on Christine, herself, but all of the Superheroes, Military CPUs and other on-Earth Deities and Deity-Types. That Grand Canyon became Half-Full of the slime. It is all dissolved now. Collecting as much slime as possible, relocating it, gathering the bicarbonate soda and sugar, creating the Very Large Thunderstorm, seeding it, and locating it all over Arizona. We shall expect the large donation in Christine's PayPal from you within the couple of weeks' time; Sooner is highly recommended, please. [Chris linked to his Paypal.me] Thank you, Ben. Have a good and safe day.

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