BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5

BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5 is a continuation of the third of the BlueSpike PSN Chats involving Chris.

Summary

• Chris wants to know if Julie saw Nick and Norah, which is basically a romantic comedy
• Plot summary
• He wants that to be their first movie together
• He reads the description off of the box
• Audio fades out, returns
• They 'yes' and 'indeed' back and forth like Mr.Burns (really, you two are cute)
• Homer impersonation, Marge impersonation, Maggie impersonation
• Uncle Ruckus is Julie's favorite impersonation, so Chris does the impersonation/song
• Chris thinks blacks are okay
• He does not want to date a black woman,he's old fashioned. He doesn't mind Chinese people
• He likes Japanese people (does 'asian' voice)
• 'Chinese voice' Look it me, I'm Chinese x2
• Julie asks which voice it was supposed to be, Chinese or Japanese, Chris says they both speak like that and it didn't matter
• Julie is mad that Bob doesn't like Molavia, Chris says it's because he can't find it on a map
• Bob has been to Europe, Korea during the Korean war in the Signa Core as a technician
• Julie wants a Jewish impersonation
• Chris imitates Mort from Family Guy

Julie: I just realized that Korea isn't in Europe

Chris: ...well it's in that west coast area there, wait, east. I get left and right mixed up.

• Korea is in Asia
• Julie wants to know why Bob is sour, Chris says he is old
• Bob starts more arguments than flies in a garbage dump
• Bob can be pleasant
• Bob was looking for a powercord for a CD player
• Bob worked at GE, has designs in Cleveland Riveroma
• Chris hopes the river is wide enough
• Julie wants to know about Indians (Native or Indian?), from India
• Julie wants an impersonation
• Chris doesn't know what to do (Chris, Hapu from the Simpsons, DUH)
• Chris is part Native American, is part English and French, Anne Boleyn
• He's looking for the lost link between Daniel Weston and Mary Boleyn's children
• Chris removes the medallion due to Julie's request
• Chris can't wait to see Julie's image
• Julie sent some photos with her letter
• Chris thinks his mom is caring and open-minded
• Chris says she can get very angry, like a momma bear, she's part redneck.
• She comes from a redneck line
• Barb has many siblings, Bob has half siblings
• Chris knows Barbs family more than Bobs
• Barb was at a pub with friends, Bob was singing (this is how they met) 'She chased him down the hall' they got married in 1980
• Julie wants to talk to Barb
• Chris goes to ask Barb to talk to Julie
• Barb is sleeping
• Barb is like a bear when awakened
• Julie wants to talk to Bob, Chris tries to go get Bob

Chris: Hey Pop, how are you feeling?

Bob: Fine.

Chris: Want to come up stairs for a bit?

Bob: What for?

Chris: Julie wants to talk to you.

Bob: [inaudible]

Chris: She told me it isn't on the map for political reasons.

Bob: [inaudible]

Chris: Oh it is?

Bob: ...World War 1.....World War 2 but they call it the USSR. [He talks about WW2 history, battles, soviet countries incorporated into Russia, sounding AWESOME.]

Chris: [bored] Yeah.

Julie: Chris, I don't think I can handle talking to your father anymore.

[Bob goes on about history. I think he has a map he's pointing to. Audio is fuzzy.]

Julie: [hysterical] I'm tired of him doubting my country. I'M TIRED OF IT!

Bob: [still talking]

Julie: [upset] Tell me when you're done talking because I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Bob: [personal account]

• Julie RAGE QUITS. Troll is angry, claims gold was to be had. Chris had drug his PSEye to his dad. Julie is pissed off. Julie is chill. Julie gets scolded by trolls.

Transcript

Nick and Norah (00:00:00)

[We join Julie and Chris in medias res, carrying on their previous discussion.]

Julie: Do you accept that though?

Chris: I accept that.

Julie: Thank you Chris, that means a lot.

Chris: 'kay.

Julie: So is there anything you want to talk about?

[pause]

Chris: I dunno, uuuuhm... [pause]

Basement Rosechu: [faint, in the background] Opera!

Chris: H-Have you uh... [pause]

Julie: What?

Chris: Have you seen Nick and Norah?

Julie: Nick and Norah?

Chris: I- Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.

Julie: No, I haven't seen it yet.

Chris: It's a fun movie.

[Chris and Julie talk over each other]

Julie: Oh. What's it about?

Chris: I just watched it- I rented it.

[pause]

Chris: Yeah, it's basically a romantic comedy.

Julie: Mm.

Chris: Uhhh... Nick and Norah met at... uhh at a concert-type thing. And it's like they first meet as strangers, and then she- and then she finds out that he's the guy that uh, did the uh, mint CD's for... his ex. And that uh you know, her f- his ex uh, threw it in a garbage can and uh, Norah's been taking them and copying them to her iPod.

Julie: Ahh, a'right.

Chris: E-anyway, it's a fun romantic comedy.

Julie: It sound pretty good.

Chris: I'd like- uhh, if you want, that can be the first movie we share together. I can re-rent it.

Julie: Sure I would enjoy that.

Chris: A'right. Actually uh, lemme uh- uh- I'll read you the description from the back of the box here.

Julie: Okay.

Chris: Says here: After a chance encounterrrrr... Nick and Norah embark on a journey to New York in the rock scene on a quest to find the secret shell of a legendary band and wind up finding each other. [pause] Stars uh Michelle Sarah [Skype sound; audio becomes remarkably soft] and uh Kat Dennings.

Julie: Oh.

[audio returns to normal]

Chris: There's the cover.

Julie: Oh. Cool.

Chris: That heart is in uh- is a pair of earphones.

[audio returns to being quiet]

Julie: I see, yeah.

[faint sound of mouse clicking]

Chris: [Due to Chris's mumbling and low audio volume his precise words are inaudible, but the general jist is that he is describing the cover of the movie.] -you can see on- on the cover here. I have a mini poster of that movie.

Julie: Oh.

[pause, more mouse clicks]

Impressions (00:02:38)

[audio returns to normal]

Julie: Oh. Oh. Yes..

Chris: Yeeees. [Chris is doing a poor Mr Burns impression]

Julie: Indeedily, deedily, daddily, do?

Chris: Eeexcellent.

Julie: Hah!

[pause]

Chris: I gotta little thing- Mr Burns there.

Julie: Yeah.

Chris: Eeexcellent.

Julie: Oh- can you do your impersonation of Homer?

Chris: [pause] [inaudible; very poor Homer impersonation] -but it's okay! Doh doh doh doh!

Julie: [pause] Crap. Good impression!

The picture of a married woman Chris is pretending to be (and keeps on his wall)

Chris: [high pitched screeching] Oooh, look at me, I'm Marge, I'm Homer's wife.

Julie: Huh. That's a great impression.

Chris: [horrific sucking noise, as though Chris was enjoying a nice, healthy, 100% all meat pickle]

Julie: Heh.

Chris: That's Maggie.

Julie: Chris, can you guess what my favourite impression is?

Chris: Uhh- Donald Duck?

Julie: That's a good one but... that's not my favourite!

[pause]

Chris: Uncle Ruckus?

Julie: A-hah! That's the one.

Chris: [Chris does a poor Uncle Ruckas impression] I don't know- [inaudible]- dem new niggers over there,

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