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On 2 [[August 2009]], a hero posted Chris's [[Son-Chu|94 Ford Escort]] for sale on Craigslist as part of a '''prank'''. | On 2 [[August 2009]], a hero posted Chris's [[Son-Chu|94 Ford Escort]] for sale on Craigslist as part of a '''prank'''. | ||
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== Nick Dunbar (0:00 - 0:44)== | == Nick Dunbar (0:00 - 0:44)== | ||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Clipped from start''] -o?<br> | |||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> Hello, is uh, is this Chris?<br> | |||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yes, this is uh Christian Chandler, how may I help you?<br> | |||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> Hi, um, I'm calling in regards of your Craigslist ad, it says here that you're selling a '94 uh Escort for 400 dollars?<br> | |||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> That's uh, that, that is a fake ad, somebody else put that up there without my consent as a prank.<br> | |||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> Are you sure?<br> | |||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> I will-<br> | |||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> Are you sure?<br> | |||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes I am pos-, I am 100 percent positive. It's a fraud. Somebody else put it up there. I've already sent a complaint to Craigslist. So, go somewhere else for a car.<br> | |||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> Are you sure I can't convince you otherwise sir? I mean I have a-<br> | |||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Chris raises his voice''] I AM SURE.<br> | |||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> You're sure. I have a perfectly good Xbox 360 right here, right next to me-<br> | |||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> SHUT UP!<br> | |||
<font color="FireBrick">'''Nick:'''</font> Oka- excuse me sir?<br> | |||
[''Default Skype hanging up sound; Chris hangs up''] | [''Default Skype hanging up sound; Chris hangs up''] | ||
== Voicemail Greeting (0:45 - 1:17)== | == Voicemail Greeting (0:45 - 1:17)== | ||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by publicist and my lawyers, to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in-. Because I got so much reputation and at stake(?), at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, troll trying to troll me back, do you think how much trollin'(?) stupid? I'm not trollin' stupid, you're trollin' stupid. Have a good day. [''BEEP''] | |||
== [[BlueSpike]] (1:19 - 2:12)== | == [[BlueSpike]] (1:19 - 2:12)== | ||
<font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Hey there is this Mr Chandler?<br> | |||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Uhh yes it is.<br> | |||
<font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Good evening sir. I'm calling regards to the Craigl-Craigslist about the '94 Escort?<br> | |||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Ah. That, that thing has was put up there, it was a fake. I have not put that up there myself. Somebody's using my name my address and it's just- it's just a prank, it's not real.<br> | |||
<font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Alright, no-no reason to get all, upset about it sir.<br> | |||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''unintelligible response'']<br> | |||
<font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> I have uhh, a pretty good condition Xbox.<br> | |||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> III am serious. It is not for sale. It never will- [''phone breaks up''] for [''break'']. And would you think I would give up my car for a blatantly stupid [[Hex Box]]? Hex, H-E-X.<br> | |||
<font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Yes I can spell sir. Do you prefer the [[PlayStation 3]]?<br> | |||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm not selling my car, good night.<br> | |||
<font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> But it was my brother's and now he's dead.<br> | |||
[''Default Skype hanging up sound; Chris hangs up''] | [''Default Skype hanging up sound; Chris hangs up'']<br> | ||
== [[Jack Thaddeus]] (2:13 - 2:43)== | == [[Jack Thaddeus]] (2:13 - 2:43)== | ||
<font color="#FE2E2E">'''Jack:'''</font> Hehe Hi there! I'm sorry to bother you this evening buddy but is this Mr Chandler?<br> | |||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh yes it is. May I help you?<br> | |||
<font color="#FE2E2E">'''Jack:'''</font> I heard you have my bike. A '94 Ford bike? I'll trade you an Xbox for my bike.<br> | |||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Ahh the car is not for sale, that ad was a fake-<br> | |||
<font color="#FE2E2E">'''Jack:'''</font> I said bike!<br> | |||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> -for sale, put up as a joke-<br> | |||
<font color="#FE2E2E">'''Jack:'''</font> I said bike! I need to have that back.<br> | |||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> -it has my address and my name on it. It was a joke. My car is not for sale, good bye.<br> | |||
<font color="#FE2E2E">'''Jack:'''</font> This isn't a joke buddy! My bike!<br> | |||
[''Default Skype hanging up sound; Chris hangs up''] | [''Default Skype hanging up sound; Chris hangs up'']<br> | ||
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Revision as of 22:30, 23 November 2010
On 2 August 2009, a hero posted Chris's 94 Ford Escort for sale on Craigslist as part of a prank.
Seven months later, a trio of BEST FRIENDS FOREVER contacted Chris, expressing interest in purchasing his car and offering their Hex Boxes to sweeten the deal. Apparently, autistics don't know a good deal when they are given one, and Chris rejected all offers, no matter how innocent, with either rage or his super-egotism.
The voicemail greeting on Chris's cellphone also appears in the recording. In it he states that he will not take part in any interviews or documentaries under the advice of his "patholosist and lawyers". He also tosses a warning at any trolls who might be calling. It is not known when Chris recorded this greeting, nor whether it has been updated since.
Nick Dunbar (0:00 - 0:44)
<font color="RoyalBlue">Chris:</font> [Clipped from start] -o?<br> <font color="FireBrick">Nick:</font> Hello, is uh, is this Chris?<br> <font color="RoyalBlue">Chris:</font> Uh, yes, this is uh Christian Chandler, how may I help you?<br> <font color="FireBrick">Nick:</font> Hi, um, I'm calling in regards of your Craigslist ad, it says here that you're selling a '94 uh Escort for 400 dollars?<br> <font color="RoyalBlue">Chris:</font> That's uh, that, that is a fake ad, somebody else put that up there without my consent as a prank.<br> <font color="FireBrick">Nick:</font> Are you sure?<br> <font color="RoyalBlue">Chris:</font> I will-<br> <font color="FireBrick">Nick:</font> Are you sure?<br> <font color="RoyalBlue">Chris:</font> Yes I am pos-, I am 100 percent positive. It's a fraud. Somebody else put it up there. I've already sent a complaint to Craigslist. So, go somewhere else for a car.<br> <font color="FireBrick">Nick:</font> Are you sure I can't convince you otherwise sir? I mean I have a-<br> <font color="RoyalBlue">Chris:</font> [Chris raises his voice] I AM SURE.<br> <font color="FireBrick">Nick:</font> You're sure. I have a perfectly good Xbox 360 right here, right next to me-<br> <font color="RoyalBlue">Chris:</font> SHUT UP!<br> <font color="FireBrick">Nick:</font> Oka- excuse me sir?<br> [Default Skype hanging up sound; Chris hangs up]
Voicemail Greeting (0:45 - 1:17)
<font color="RoyalBlue">Chris:</font> Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by publicist and my lawyers, to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in-. Because I got so much reputation and at stake(?), at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, troll trying to troll me back, do you think how much trollin'(?) stupid? I'm not trollin' stupid, you're trollin' stupid. Have a good day. [BEEP]
BlueSpike (1:19 - 2:12)
<font color="#D44942">BlueSpike:</font> Hey there is this Mr Chandler?<br> <font color="RoyalBlue">Chris:</font> Uhh yes it is.<br> <font color="#D44942">BlueSpike:</font> Good evening sir. I'm calling regards to the Craigl-Craigslist about the '94 Escort?<br> <font color="RoyalBlue">Chris:</font> Ah. That, that thing has was put up there, it was a fake. I have not put that up there myself. Somebody's using my name my address and it's just- it's just a prank, it's not real.<br> <font color="#D44942">BlueSpike:</font> Alright, no-no reason to get all, upset about it sir.<br> <font color="RoyalBlue">Chris:</font> [unintelligible response]<br> <font color="#D44942">BlueSpike:</font> I have uhh, a pretty good condition Xbox.<br> <font color="RoyalBlue">Chris:</font> III am serious. It is not for sale. It never will- [phone breaks up] for [break]. And would you think I would give up my car for a blatantly stupid Hex Box? Hex, H-E-X.<br> <font color="#D44942">BlueSpike:</font> Yes I can spell sir. Do you prefer the PlayStation 3?<br> <font color="RoyalBlue">Chris:</font> I'm not selling my car, good night.<br> <font color="#D44942">BlueSpike:</font> But it was my brother's and now he's dead.<br> [Default Skype hanging up sound; Chris hangs up]<br>
Jack Thaddeus (2:13 - 2:43)
<font color="#FE2E2E">Jack:</font> Hehe Hi there! I'm sorry to bother you this evening buddy but is this Mr Chandler?<br> <font color="RoyalBlue">Chris:</font> Uh yes it is. May I help you?<br> <font color="#FE2E2E">Jack:</font> I heard you have my bike. A '94 Ford bike? I'll trade you an Xbox for my bike.<br> <font color="RoyalBlue">Chris:</font> Ahh the car is not for sale, that ad was a fake-<br> <font color="#FE2E2E">Jack:</font> I said bike!<br> <font color="RoyalBlue">Chris:</font> -for sale, put up as a joke-<br> <font color="#FE2E2E">Jack:</font> I said bike! I need to have that back.<br> <font color="RoyalBlue">Chris:</font> -it has my address and my name on it. It was a joke. My car is not for sale, good bye.<br> <font color="#FE2E2E">Jack:</font> This isn't a joke buddy! My bike!<br> [Default Skype hanging up sound; Chris hangs up]<br>
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