Kacey Call 16

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File Name: kc91309.mp3

• Chris went to a potluck but didn't bring any food for anyone else.
• Kacey tells Chris off for eating the yolk of an egg. Chris lies and says that there was no yellow in the egg.
• Chris jogged for two minutes and got worn out.
• Chris claims that he has a 36 inch waist. Kacey says that he's lying.
• Chris's bust size is 43. "It fits like a glove!" "It feels so good!"
• Kacey says Chris should go to Victoria's Secret to get measured again. Chris says this is a good idea, and he will get measured for his bust, waist, and hips. Kacey almost starts giggling.
• They talk more about Chris sending all his receipts and PSN shit to Kacey.
• Chris said he's going to try to save 200 dollars over three months to go to Nekucon.
• He also says he's going to spend 60 dollars a month to go to a gym. Kacey says that Chris wouldn't actually use it.
• Chris thinks he can bench 50-100 pounds.
• Chris thinks that leg muscles (quads) are called that because most animals have four legs.
• Chris asks Kacey if she's working on making a survey for her class. She pulls a "IAHM WORKIN ON IT!" and immediately switches the topic to Chris cleaning his room.
• Chris says he's working on a drawing of him and Kacey having a foursome.
• Kacey said she saw a spoiler list for Sonichu's last issue. Chris gets really confused and says it's not real.
• Chris tells what REALLY happens later in Sonichu, talks about the cure for being gay. "Make a vaccine to make the world right and straight!" Stabs Reldnahc in the throat with his gay cure.
• Kacey says he needs to make comics faster, and to make drawing for her faster because he has nothing else to do.
• Chris bullshits around saying he'll work on it.
• Kacey disconnects and Chris is just saying "KACEY? KACEY? HELLO? HM. WHERE'D YOU GO? HELLO? I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW, BYE-BYE". We can hear Skype sounds in the background.

Transcript

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Chris: Hello?
Kacey: Hey Chris, it's Kacey! How are you?
Chris: Hey Kace. I'm good, how are you?
Kacey: I'm okay. Uh, how are you? Oh uh, I already asked that, nevermind. (Chris: [unintelligble]) Uhm, so, how was your day? (Chris: Yeah.)
Chris: Well it's- it was good, uh, it was good. I had a plesant time- I had a plesant time at Church today uh, we had a little... Picnic outside, there was a Potluck Picnic, so people brought food, uh, uh, someone brought some chicken so I had- So I had a wing of that, and uh, some- and uh, some vegtables and brocholli, and carrots... Uh also I had some rice.
Kacey: Oh, that's cool. I don't like brocholi though, (Chris: Yeah) I think brocholi is kinda gross. Did you bring any food, since it seems that everyone brought something?
Chris: Uh... No I- No I didn't even... Realise it so... No. [Silence] Oh well, nevermind. Maybe next- Maybe next time. Anyway uh, after that I went home, uh... Yeah [unintelligble], I uh was just telling you and- And uh, I asked mom if I could go out with my- Go out with them to my bar- to uh country cookin' so we- So... Yeah went out with them, and uh... Yeah. Uh, the plan is we usually uh, if we were still or- what we used to do, we would order the uh, entree, and take the entree home and, [unintelligble] comes with the entree. Uhm, I ordered uh, a grilled chicken with a baked potato to bring home and, I just had uh [paused], I just had a good healthy side with uh, romaine let- romaine lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, cheese and eggs.
Kacey: Well, cheese doesn't really belong in a salad, you know that right? And uh, eggs you really gotta watch out for those too, I mean did you eat the yellow part? Cause you shouldn't.
Chris: Uh... Okay uh... uh- No- No they were all- They were whites.
Kacey: Hmm. [Pause] Normally in salads they put both in there, but okay.
Chris: [pause] Yeah I'm- I'm a- I made- I uh made sure got whites, and all they had was whites in there, so yeah. [Long Pause] Hmm, anyway after we got home I uh... I went out and I... Jogged for a couple of minutes, and then I, and I jogged for 2 minutes and then uh... Got a little worn out after that, so I, did [unintelligble] walked to the- I walked to the... Slow walked some of it [unintelligble] power walked the rest of the way home.
Kacey: How long did you power walk for? [Silence] Even though you really should be jogging, but still.
Chris: [Pause] Yeah I would say I power walked... About two thrids of the trek.
Kacey: Well ho- Well how long is that? Like, in, hours? like a half hour?
Chris: [pause] Hmm... Yeah, usually it takes me a whole- A whole hour to walk the almost, two mile trek around the neighbourhood. So I would say roughly about 40- I would say roughly about 40 minutes. 30 to 40 minutes. [Silence]
Kacey: So you... So you walked for 40 minutes?
Chris: [Pause] Yeah. [Silence]
Kacey: Well I mean are you weighing yourself to make sure your making any progress? Are you know checking inches?
Chris: [Pause] Yeah, I'm checking inches. [pause] And I'm gonna start-
Kacey: [interrupting] Do you have your measurements then?
Chris: [Pause] I don't have them written down, but I know I'm los-I know- I know that there- I have taken a measurements uh, the other day... Uhm... shoot what was it? I think it was like uh... 4- I think was like uh 38, 40 waist. And then I measured myself today, uh... yeah I- lost about uh, half an inch, so it's like 37.5 and 39.5, yeah, or wait no, yeah it was 37.5. [silence]
Kacey: Well Chris I've seen you before, you don't look like you have a 37 inch waist, uh where did you... where-
Chris: Uh I-I... Well... Maybe not the-
Kacey: [Talking over Chris] Where did you measure?
Chris: Uh- Uh I measured my gut.
Kacey: You- Well you do know where to properly measure, right?
Chris: [Pause] Yeah. [pause] Around.
Kacey: I- I- I know, but there is certain places you need to uhm how 'bout your hip size?
Chris: [Pause] Hmm, my hip size, were talking about my waist size right? Or my pants size?
Kacey: [Talking over Chris] No, no, no, it- It- It's bust, waist, and hips.
Chris: [Pause] Hmm... Okay I'm not really sure about my hips uhm, I think my hips are like uh-
Kacey: I thought you said you knew how to do this!
Chris: [Long pause] I'm- I'm not sure what my hip size is, I mean I know my bust size is 43. [pause] And I just told you that my- My- Belly was like 30- was like 37... .5. [Silence]
Kacey: well maybe you should get properly measured, uhm cause you know, the Walmart lady could have done it wrong too you know. They don't normally measure people.
Chris: Uh... But yeah well I mean... they just ask for my bust s- just ask for my bust size... when I asked the Walmart lady. [Long pause] Hmm anyway yeah uh, okay well, but I think uh, you know the- The lady accurately measured my bust cause you know uh, I'm wearing a 42- A size 42 bust size sports bra and it fits me like a glove! And it fits good.
Kacey: You mean it fits well?
Chris: Yeah. Fits well and good. Feels very comfortable. I guess that's what I mean when I say comfortable that it fits- I mean that's what I mean when I say it fits good that's... very comfortable and not too tight. [long pause] And plus the fabric, uh plus the uh, quality of the- And plus the material it feels real good against my skin. [silence]
Kacey: Okay well, Is- Is long as it's not to tight, (Chris: Yeah) but you know still. Uhm, but yeah you should get properly measured. I mean, cause (Chris: Yeah, okay well- Okay well) normally in a guy, their waist and their hips sizes are bigger than their... Bust size normally, you know... I don't know it's- It- You know normally the girls are the ones that have the hour glass figures.
Chris: [pause] Yeah. I have seen- I have seen that, yeah.
Kacey: You could- You could go to Victoria's secret, they'll do it. [Silence] And they know how to properly do it, they're trained.

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