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{{Quote|I only go up to a certain limit, like I would very rarely date a woman who weighed more than 250 lbs.|Chris, lying.<ref>[[Mailbag 55]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|I only go up to a certain limit, like I would very rarely date a woman who weighed more than 250 lbs.|Chris, lying.<ref>[[Mailbag 55]]</ref>}}
The '''two's company snapshots''' are a series of photographs taken of Chris enjoying a drink at [[List of restaurants#Applebee's|Applebee's]]<ref name="a">[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> with a morbidly obese young woman, playfully nicknamed '''Hambeast''' by the trolls. They were uploaded on [[4chan]]'s /v/ on [[2009#July|15 July 2009]].  
The '''two's company snapshots''' are a series of photographs taken of Chris enjoying a drink at [[List of restaurants#Applebee's|Applebee's]]<ref name="a">[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> with a morbidly obese young woman, playfully nicknamed "Hambeast" by the trolls. They were uploaded on [[4chan]]'s /v/ on [[2009#July|15 July 2009]]. According to the [[CWCipedia]], this was the first real date Chris had experienced. Much to his disappointment, it did not end with him obtaining any [[china]].
 
According to the [[CWCipedia]], this was the first real date Chris had been to. Much to his disappointment, it did not end with him obtaining any [[china]].


In a [[Captain's Log]] dated 14 March 2010, Chris revealed the name of the Hambeast as '''Faeryn''' as he was demanding she be made anonymous.<ref>[[CWC Blog#14 March 2010]]</ref>
In a [[Captain's Log]] dated 14 March 2010, Chris revealed the name of the Hambeast as '''Faeryn''' as he was demanding she be made anonymous.<ref>[[CWC Blog#14 March 2010]]</ref>

Revision as of 04:01, 10 February 2022

I only go up to a certain limit, like I would very rarely date a woman who weighed more than 250 lbs.
Chris, lying.[1]

The two's company snapshots are a series of photographs taken of Chris enjoying a drink at Applebee's[2] with a morbidly obese young woman, playfully nicknamed "Hambeast" by the trolls. They were uploaded on 4chan's /v/ on 15 July 2009. According to the CWCipedia, this was the first real date Chris had experienced. Much to his disappointment, it did not end with him obtaining any china.

In a Captain's Log dated 14 March 2010, Chris revealed the name of the Hambeast as Faeryn as he was demanding she be made anonymous.[3]

Background

The date was partially a setup by trolls to see how Chris would react to a willing, but physically unattractive boyfriend-free girl. While their introduction was a setup, it was actually Chris himself who initiated conversation and asked her out on a date, managing to snag her number. Like Chris, she too was fat, unattractive, with poor hygiene and little opportunity for a relationship. Even so, she was less than enthusiastic about dating Chris.

Chris later told Kacey that he got drunk and touched Faeryn "a few times", and she told him afterwards that she wasn't into him.[2]

The images

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