Kacey Call 10

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4 September 2009

  • Chris mowed the back yard today. His mom mowed the front yard.
  • Chris says he jogged around the neighborhood.
  • Chris "forgot" to buy Bob a birthday present. Vivian Gee didn't forget, she sent him a nice gift basket.
  • Chris still hates Vivian for making the Audiobooks and making a mockery and slander out of him. Kacey likes the Audiobooks.
  • Chris didn't read Vivian's book "and he did not care to"; he gave it to his pastor who told Chris it's a mockery of him.
  • Chris bought some sports bras, he likes them and now wears them all the time.
  • Chris was confused by bra sizes, so he had to ask a girl to measure him.
  • Chris now understands how women feel because he has to wear a bra too.
  • Chris talks about chromosomes, and implies that he's part-woman or something stupid.
  • Chris shaved his belly before taking the sports bra photos.
  • Chris claims he had manboobs since he was 8 years old.
  • Chris has no goals or ambitions, but he once wanted to be a cowboy.
  • Chris dreamt that he had a daughter with him at his office job; in the dream he called her Crystal. Clearly this was God showing him the future.
  • Chris would like to get married before he turns 30.
  • Chris currently has $10 in his savings, but he's "letting it grow". He also just bought a bunch of video games.
  • Chris doesn't want to sell any of his video games, he wants to hold on to them for his children to enjoy.
  • Chris admits he's really just keeping the games for himself.
  • Kacey calls Chris a hoarder. Chris has never heard of that word.
  • Chris blames his hoarding on his parents again, it's all their fault, they're a bunch of packrats.
  • If Chris moves any of the shit out, his mom will yell at him.
  • Apparently, when Chris asked his parents about moving stuff out of the house, they said "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WE'RE GONNA KICK YOU OUTTA THE HOUSE".

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