Mumble 11

The eleventh and last of the Mumble chats involving Chris.

• Chris is GOING OUTSIDE.
• He's going to stop wearing his medallion.
• He admits that he shoved it up his ass, thus he doesn't have it.
• "No comment" on other medals (Blake, etc.).
• Staring a hentai comic in which he'll be looking at lots of porn for "references for DICKS... And.. BOOBIES."
• Someone called his house several times.
• Talks about Billy Mays.

Transcript

NOTE: When I started transcribing this, I wasn't sure who was who or how to look it up. Therefore, I will refer to people I can't identify as guy, girl, etc. until either I figure it out and change it or someone else adds in the names.

(Several people talking at once; someone says "I can hear you" and as the voices die down someone asks "How are you, Chris?")

Chris: Well, I got a cold. That's one thing I'm doing.

(Again, several people talk at once. One person says "awww" while another says "Drink orange juice!" and another starts to say "Recently..." but then gets cut off by Chris)

Chris: Yeah, I'm drinki- I'm drinkin' plenty ah orange juice and I'm eatin' s- plenty ah chicken also... but ehyway, ah, ehyway, ah...

(Someone says something unintelligible. Others chime in, talking all at once, telling either Chris or whoever just talked to shut up.)

Chris: Put that 13-year-old brat back in da (unintelligible).

(The kid no one likes says something else)

Chris: Can somebody mute him, please?

(More people tell him to shut up)

Guy: So what's up, Chris?

Ehyway, Mr. 13-year-old brat over dere- (a girl giggles) -stole my yahoo account.

(Several people chime in saying "that's terrible" and stuff)

Chris: Yeah, he told me to give him the password t- he told me to give him the password to that to prove my love for Julie, only to find out that he's been Julie this whole time.

(Everyone chimes in about how terrible this is.)

Girl: That's so horrible. Are you okay?

Chris: Eh... I'll be fine, but I don't know if I'll be able to get t- back in my yahoo account now, cause, (unintelligible) I just got billed for my payment for this month on havin' the- on h- on usin' their web serve- on usin their file management- their file- FTP services.

Guy: How much was it?

Girl: Chris... don't worry.

Chris: It's coh me- it costin' me fifteen dollars a month, so widout my, widout my, so- so widout my yahoo account, that thing's gonna charge me every month.

Guy: Can't you just cancel it?

Chris: ...Fifteen dollars a month, that's a lot of, um... what? (He noticed that some girl was just trying to talk.)

Girl: (Repeats) Can you call him?

Chris: Egh... I dunno. Probably not.

Girl: Chris, I'm sure we'll... (unintelligible)... I'm sure we can do something for you.

(Several people talk at once)

Guy: Blue, wait, what's that about PSN?

Chris: Egh- apparently, when I called Sony to get my PSN- to get my PSN back, apparently they found (?) Kim out in the process.

Girl: At least you got (unintellible), right?

Guy: Uh... uh... forgot what I was gonna say.

Other Guy: Damn. What an asshole, Bluespike.

Other Other Guy: Yeah, they do say Karma is a bitch.

Guy: Wait... did you actually think Bluespike was a girl?

(People start talking over each other. Notably, someone seems to say "gecko," a name which seems to be an alias for Liquid Chris.)

Chris: In that case, I'm not gonna di- dignify his question with an answer, because... is- his problem can be easily solved if he called the 800 toll-free number I just provided with him to Sony so he can get his account back and working again.

Guy: Is yours working?

Chris: Yes, mine is working, thank you very much.

Guy: Oh. okay.

Girl: That's good.

Chris: The s- the Sony people was- were very hospitable about that.

Guy: Oh, Chris, there was something I wanted to tell you.

Chris: What?

Guy: You said you were sick with a virus or something?

Chris: Yes. I've been having a sinus infection, and possibly also a cold.

Guy: Well, up here, I was-

Other Guy: (Interrupts) A high-functioning cold?

Guy: Hang on, hang on...

Chris: That's possibly a cold.

Guy: I live here in Ohio, and a flu virus just recently passed through; I think that may have gotten down there and you may have got it... (pauses) ...and honestly I just got over it a few days ago.

(Typing sounds)

Chris: Hang on, I'm, ah, typing something to, ah, Bluespike here.

Guy: Kay. Yeah.

Other Guy: He can still hear you.

Guy: Yeah, you're typing pretty vigorously.

Other Guy: Yeah, he can hear you if you don't wanna, like, you know, skip the typing and start saying it verbally.

Chris: Yeah, I know, I'm just answering his question.

Guy: The (unintelligible) are connected.

Chris: Mmm. Sunshine, are you in the mumble as well?

Sunshine: Yeah. I'm right here.

Chris: Okay, we don't have to type into skype.

Sunshine: Okay. Sorry.

Mr. Skittles: Chris, remember me? I'm the cartoonist known as Mr. Skittles here.

Chris: Yeah, I member you offered me the- I member you offered me the, uh, one week challenge. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to do that, because I got sick.

Mr. Skittles: Oh, I see. Well, um-

Chris: (Interrupts) I'll- I'll tell you what, let's delay that to, uh, after I- after I feel better, or, uh, or- yeah. -Which one are you?- Mr. Skittles- yeah, I'll talk to you later bout that, okay?

Mr. Skittles: Oh, okay. (Pauses) I've already gotten my page done; I could upload more on Friday, though, when I'm not in school.

Chris: Uh... Hey, uh, hey, on a latter note who's co- who's coming onto da playstation home tonight for the Street Fighter 4 Q&A? I just heard about it.

Guy: Well, I don't have a PS3, so I can't.

Mr. Skittles: Yeah, I'm banned for at least a week myself.

Chris: Hm.

Other Guy: (Something unintelligible about "playstation" and "I'm pretty poor")

Guy: I just don't have the money, you know? I'm only fifteen; I can't get a job.

Mr. Skittles: Me, I'm just a hungry college student, so...

Chris: Hm. Well, my bad. I won't, ah, mar- won't, ah, I won't mention- I won't ask the question again, or- or similar to that.

Sunshine: I went to a Street Fighter tournament recently- (gets cut off or pauses) -a street- um, nevermind.

Guy: Yeah.

Chris: Hey, that's okay, yeah, I mean, uh... yeah, very good (?) Street Fighter tournament, uh, in other places, at least, uh... (unintelligible).

(A bunch of people talk. Someone asks, "Are you good at Street Fighter, Chris?)

Chris: I'm sorry, what?

(Again, multiple people say stuff.)

Chris: Yeah, it's alright. There's conflicting... talk here, so I'm not really sure.

Guy: So, are you gonna make more comic pages? I mean, it's kinda hard to keep a fanbase without actually, like, you know... making the comic.

Chris: (Talks over him) I'm g- I'm gonna draw- I'm gonna draw more pages, I'm gonna draw more pages...

Sunshine: Give him a break, guys! He just had a hard time.

Chris: ...Yeah, plus also, this thirteen y- thirteen year old (unintelligible) took my yahoo account and in the process took my ah- took my website down... so it's not like I can upload the pages right away at this point.

Guy: You know, you might as well make them so when... (trails off) ...You know, there's actually websites devoted to just having webcomics uploaded.

(Several people talk at once.)

Chris: I'll- I'll look into that- I'll look into that another time, but not right now.

(Several people talk.)

Jack Thaddeus: Chris, do you think that, um... was Clyde involved with Bluespike?

Chris: Uh, yeah, possibly; they were in- they were in talks.

(Lots of people talk. Chris sighs.)

Sunshine: It's okay, Chris. We're still here for you.

Jack Thaddeus: It could be that Bluespike is Clyde's puppet.

Guy: ...or vice versa.

Other Guy: Uhh, Chris? I have a question.

Chris: Yeah.

Other Guy: Um, Reldnahc in the comic is supposed to be your exact opposite, right?

Chris: Um... sorry, uh, which one?

Other Guy: Uh... I think his name is Reldnahc the guy with the-

Chris: (Talks over him) Oh, ye- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's the complete opposite, yes.

Other Guy: Well, if he's the exact opposite of you in every way, shouldn't he be dead?

Jack Thaddeus: He has a point.

Chris: (Sighs) Forget the alive part. Alive and dead, that's a different thing. I'm talkin about- in ah- complete opposite personality and characteristics. So, like, you know, I'm straight, he's a homo.

Other Guy: Okay.

Sunshine: That was a stupid question.

Chris: Ahyway, also, uh, Bluespike wants you to (???)

(Transcript ends at 8:32- still about 27 minutes to go)

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