Kacey Call 23

Just a brief overview until transcriptions are complete.

File Name: kc92909.mp3

• Chris has given up on his job at Target - he never received a phone call back.
• Chris is simply ignoring e-mails based on their subjects.
• Chris got the copyright for Sonichu.
• Kacey bitches at Chris for not cleaning his room.
• Kacey pushes Chris to stop ignoring Clyde "just in case he tries something."
• Chris says that Clyde Cash and Gregg Mays are the same person and he's fake because he won't make a YouTube video of himself holding his license up to the camera.
• Chris says that Clyde Cash is an elementary school student. He admits several times that he thinks it's possible a "six to eleven year old" is smarter than him.
• Kacey calls Chris "slow in the mind," Chris tells her she's "pushin' buttons."
• Chris says that Clyde's voice is high pitched and whiny. Oh boy.
• Chris spends like 3 minutes trying to do an impression of Clyde and it ends up just sounding exactly like Chris's normal voice except a bit deeper. He tries several times - each attempt sounds the same and like shit.
• Chris: "It was hard to ignore panda being raped by Clyde but I was able to. Last time I heard about her she got burned and died in a fire."
• Chris mentioned going to ED and trying to dox Clyde cash using their forum.
• Chris does Donald Duck impression; it just sounds like shit.
• Chris: "By default, my voice sounds like Frank Sinatra!"

Transcript

Kacey: Hey Chris! It's Kacey, what's up?
Chris: Hey Kacey. I'm doin' okay, how are you?
Kacey: I'm good. Just busy. You know, work's keeping me late.
Chris: Yeah, I understand, and you know - 'cause, you know, you can call us and I saw in the store(?) you were busy.
Kacey: Yeah, I've got a lot of projects and I'm kinda behind in school and I want to NOT be behind, you know. Um. So how have things been for you?
Chris: I've been doing fair... I mean, you know, things could be better if I didn't have to worry about the trolls, but... You know...
Kacey: What are they doing?
Chris: Oh, just trying to get on my nerves... but lately I've been, uh, handling the situation much better. I don't even bother to open their e-mails. So I just expand on the e- on the sender's address and then add them to my block list.
Kacey: Oh, that's good! That's good.
Chris: Yeah, well, let's see, aside from that, um... Yeah, I've been - I've been - been... I've been push further, jogging a little bit longer.
Kacey: [coughs] That's good.
Chris: And, uh... And I still haven't heard back from Target, so that's probably a no-go, but the other thing is a new CPS rug is out (?) and I'll probably apply to that.
Kacey: Oh you should! I mean, I wouldn't give up on it, though. So, um, how is your copyright coming?
Chris: Oh... Yeah, I have, I've called the copyright office and I, uh, I got back access to my account and, ah, it's all good. The copyright is mine.
Kacey: Oh! Well that... that's awesome.
Chris: Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, I read somethin' on the internet about this, ah, about this image that, uh, Greg May, uh, Greg Mays slash Clyde Cash, you know, that like, he, uh, it's about like, this, uh, this image about like, supposedly about him having the copyright, but that document is false. I think-
Kacey: [interrupting, talking right over Chris the whole time which he doesn't even seem to notice] Well, yeah, because obviously you have the papers now, right?
Chris: I don't have the papers yet, I-
Kacey: [interrupting] Well then how do you know it's yours?
Chris: [pauses] Beca- because I called the copyright office and t-
Kacey: [interrupting] Well, it's not going to help until you actually have the papers. You need proof. It's like saying you have a diploma but you don't have a diploma with you. I mean, you're gonna have to get those papers.
Chris: Yeah, I mean, I know, I won't get the, uh, document for... for a few more weeks.
Kacey: They should send them right away. You should ask them to rush it. I mean, I know they'll do it... if it's really yours.
Chris: [long pause] Hm.
Kacey: Especially since it's...
Chris: [interrupting] Y-yeah, yeah, yeah, y-yeah, I, yeah, I, I asked them if they could rush it but, uh, they said 'no, they couldn't,' they have to do it at their own timely pace. So, I was like, you know, I didn't ar-argue. I didn't want to argue with them.
Kacey: Well, I mean, this troll could do a lot of damage, you need to rush it. I mean, I've seen these things take months, really, but... I mean, if you say so.
Chris: Yeah. Don't worry about it. It's - don't worry about that. It's a- it's all good. I'm still working on the comic pages.
Kacey: Well, I know there's one thing you aren't working on, because I saw your video. Your room looks like it got messier. I thought you said you were going to work on taking things down and doing that for me.
Chris: [sigh] Well, that's only the, uh, one side of the room, and... you saw that side of the room in the last picture, a-
Kacey: [interrupting] Well, you haven't given me any more pictures like you promised me or anything, and I mean it looks... bad.
Chris: ...Yeah, well, I'll-
Kacey: I mean, you... you said that you were going to get this done like weeks ago. And... it's not even half way done.
Chris: It is mostly done, believe me. I'll send you some pictures tomorrow, okay?
Kacey: Okay. I hope that they're promising.
Chris: Yeah. [sounding annoyed] They are, okay? They are. Yeah, well, aside from that, anything going on with you, lately?
Kacey: Um... no, I've just been going to class and everything. I've been trying to hang out with my friends more, get a little more social because I just fell, you know, totally overwhelmed. Um, I'm pretty much doing what you're doing and ignoring all the trolls an... you know, just not really caring. They're not worth my time.
Chris: Yeah. I hear that. I hear that. Anyway. My plans for tomorrow are go to class... I've got another yoga class tomorrow.
Kacey: Oh, okay.
Chris: I'm not sure I pronounced that right.
Kacey: [talking over Chris] But I mean, like... you really don't read the e-mails at all? I mean, sometimes I do just, you know, for a good laugh. And I mean, sometimes, you know, I am paranoid that... you know, because these people, they mean business. I am kind of worried that sometimes I'll miss something, and they'll actually do something. I mean, I don't wanna ignore problems, either.
Chris: It's like, you know, can pretty much judge what they're gonna say in the e-mail, but, by reading subjects. [pause] And like, you know, if the subject just is like, you know, don't really... don't really care about that stuff. Yeah, so I just assum- leave that closed.
Kacey: Well, I know, but, Cameron and I talked about how you need to take your problems head on. Like, I told you, you don't need to really let them get to you, but you can't ignore them outright totally, either.
Chris: Yeah... I-I that's what I do mostly. After they realize they can call Greg Mays or Clyde Cash out, you know, because he's sent one identity of Clyde Cash, and assumed the identity of Greg Mays, and you know, neither of them were - neither of them were - neither of them really existed, really.
Kacey: How do you know that?
Chris: Well, I know it's the same person. Assuming different identities, and both of them are obviously fake, I mean -
Kacey: [interrupting] Well then, what's his real name?
Chris: Wha-... he's never actually showed hims- he's never actually showed... his face or his identity or anything -
Kacey: [interrupting] Well... most people don't do that, but I mean, if you had his real name you could force him to apologize. I mean, turn the tables on him.
Chris: Yeah, well, I... that's why... the one thing I don't have is real name. So I can't really do that, now can I? But still, I call him out, I - I - I challenged him...
Kacey: [interrupting] Well, do some research. I mean, you can at least try.
Chris: I did try, I... I searched the names Greg Mays and Clyde Cash and I didn't get much.
Kacey: Well, I mean, I don't know how much research you are going to do because, uh, Kim and I were... talking about this, you know, and, she was saying how, um... you haven't read the entirety of the ED page, yet you say it's all lies and slanders... and then you turn around and say that there is truth to it. I mean...
Chris: Yeah... yeah, I talked to Kim about that and I'm planning on... and I'm reading on... through the, uh, texts, on-only the texts on the ED page. And I'm... I'm gonna print them out and I'm gonna add them, and then - so I can, so I can sort out the, uh, facts from the fiction.
Kacey: Right. Well, maybe you should look more closely at these e-mails. Especially, I mean, if this guy has been bothering you so much that he seems to be able to get to you, and he has connections, you should probably, um, make sure. I mean, maybe he made a mistake. Maybe... he... left a clue to his identity. If he's hacked you before maybe you should totally like, at least listen to him.
Chris: Yeah, I tried that, I m-
Kacey:[interrupting] Well, I mean if you just ignore him, what if he does something way bigger?
Chris: Yeah, I mean... yeah, you know, I don't know if i've told you, but, you know, when he - when he, first time he hacked into my Playstation Network account, a couple of d- a few weeks ago, a couple weeks ago... I got an address, but it turned out to be an elementary school in, I think it was... Kentucky.
Kacey: Well, maybe he works there!
Chris: ...or maybe he's a student there.
Kacey: ...an elementary school. You're telling me you were fooled by an elementary school student over and over again?
Chris: Mm... it's a possibility.
Kacey: Maybe he's a teacher! You really think that an elementary schooler has gotten the best of you? Over and over?
Chris: [short pause] ...Yeah.
Kacey: I think he's probably a teacher. [laughs] Because if not, you're telling me that some six year old... to... eleven year old has outsmarted you when you're twenty-seven several times. Think... think about that.
Chris: Yeah, I mean, I have considered that.
Kacey: I mean, how does that make you feel? This... little... kid that hasn't even hit puberty can outsmart you so many times.
Chris: Well, I'll admit that... [sigh]
Kacey: Talk about slow in the mind, right?
Chris: [sigh] Okay. Okay. Kacey, please stop, you're pressin' a few - you're pressin' a few buttons, here.
Kacey: Well, Chris! This is ludicrous. You're trying to tell me that you think some young kid is doing this. [coughs] I mean have.. have you... you said in the video that you heard him. What does he sound like?
Chris: Yeah, he sounds like... I think he sounds - I thinks he sounds more like... more like an adult. He's got kind of a high pitched tone but he sounds strong. Kinda whiny.
Kacey: Well, can you imitate him for me? Since you're good with voices?
Chris: ...Let me think a moment... um... [pause] Ahh... [starts talking very drawn out and deeper] I'm trying... to... see if I can... find the voice [voice goes deeper] by deepening my voice to the appropriate levels... no... [mumbling and humming for about 20 seconds] I thiiiink I'm getting there but I'm not really... [voice spikes] suuuure... If I knew a man from Nantucket who... [voice returns to normal] I'm just saying words here until I find the right tone.
Kacey: Go ahead.
Chris: [voice goes deeper again] If I knew a man from Nantucket [voice returns to normal] I would know what his voice 'cause I would have heard it a few times before and I'm not really sure until I find the right pitch. And when that happens I would tell it to you right away. Ahh... Ahh... I think I'm nearly there. Aaa-ahhh... Kinda sounds like... I think I'm just about hitting it. Um... yeah. [voice doesn't change at all, identical to his regular voice a little deeper] I think he sounds kinda like this, I'm not really sure. I think this sounds real right, I'm not.... I'd have to hear it again. This is pretty close, I think.
Kacey: Say something one more time.
Chris: I think I hit the note. Abouuut...
Kacey: Because... all I really heard was you. You made him sound like you, but lower pitched. That... doesn't sound higher pitched.
Chris: Yeah, I think he sounds kinda like, uh... [trying to impersonate Clyde - again, sounds identical to himself but a little deeper, speaking very, very rapidly] Hey Chris, how ya doin'? Hey Chris, how ya doin'? Hey Chris, how ya doin'? Hey Chris, what'er you doin'? Hey Chris, what'er you doin'? Hey Chris, what'er you doin'? Chris, what are you doin', man, I...
Kacey: Well, I mean, you have a really high pitched voice too, and you're making him lower pitched, so...
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