Kacey Call 16

Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.

File Name: kc91309.mp3

• Chris went to a potluck but didn't bring any food for anyone else.
• Kacey tells Chris off for eating the yolk of an egg. Chris lies and says that there was no yellow in the egg.
• Chris jogged for two minutes and got worn out.
• Chris claims that he has a 36 inch waist. Kacey says that he's lying.
• Chris's bust size is 43. "It fits like a glove!" "It feels so good!"
• Kacey says Chris should go to Victoria's Secret to get measured again. Chris says this is a good idea, and he will get measured for his bust, waist, and hips. Kacey almost starts giggling.
• They talk more about Chris sending all his receipts and PSN shit to Kacey.
• Chris said he's going to try to save 200 dollars over three months to go to Nekucon. He also says he's going to spend 60 dollars a month to go to a gym. Kacey says that Chris wouldn't actually use it.
• Chris thinks he can bench 50-100 pounds.
• Chris thinks that leg muscles (quads) are called that because most animals have four legs.
• Chris asks Kacey if she's working on making a survey for her class. She pulls a "IAHM WORKIN ON IT!" and immediately switches the topic to Chris cleaning his room.
• Chris says he's working on a drawing of him and Kacey having a foursome.
• Kacey said she saw a spoiler list for Sonichu's last issue. Chris gets really confused and says it's not real. He then tells what REALLY happens later in Sonichu, talks about the cure for being gay. "Make a vaccine to make the world right and straight!" Stabs Reldnahc in the throat with his gay cure.
• Kacey says he needs to make comics faster, and to make drawing for her faster because he has nothing else to do. Chris bullshits around saying he'll work on it.
• Kacey disconnects and Chris is just saying "KACEY? KACEY? HELLO? HM. WHERE'D YOU GO? HELLO? I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW, BYE-BYE". We can hear Skype sounds in the background.

Transcript

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Chris: Hello?
Kacey: Hey Chris, it's Kacey! How are you?
Chris: Hey Kace. I'm good, how are you?
Kacey: I'm okay. Uh, how are you? Oh uh, I already asked that, never mind. (Chris: [unintelligible]) Uhm, so, how was your day? (Chris: Yeah.)
Chris: Well it's- it was good, uh, it was good. I had a pleasant time- I had a pleasant time at Church today uh, we had a little... Picnic outside, there was a Potluck Picnic, so people brought food, uh, uh, someone brought some chicken so I had- So I had a wing of that, and uh, some- and uh, some vegetables and broccoli, and carrots... Uh also I had some rice.
Kacey: Oh, that's cool. I don't like broccoli though, (Chris: Yeah) I think broccoli is kinda gross. Did you bring any food, since it seems that everyone brought something?
Chris: Uh... No I- No I didn't even... Realize it so... No. [Silence] Oh well, never mind. Maybe next- Maybe next time. Anyway uh, after that I went home, uh... Yeah [unintelligible], I uh was just telling you and- And uh, I asked mom if I could go out with my- Go out with them to my bar- to uh country cookin' so we- So... Yeah went out with them, and uh... Yeah. Uh, the plan is we usually uh, if we were still or- what we used to do, we would order the uh, entree, and take the entree home and, [unintelligible] comes with the entree. Uhm, I ordered uh, a grilled chicken with a baked potato to bring home and, I just had uh [paused], I just had a good healthy side with uh, romaine let- romaine lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, cheese and eggs.
Kacey: Well, cheese doesn't really belong in a salad, you know that right? And uh, eggs you really gotta watch out for those too, I mean did you eat the yellow part? Cause you shouldn't.
Chris: Uh... Okay uh... uh- No- No they were all- They were whites.
Kacey: Hmm. [Pause] Normally in salads they put both in there, but okay.
Chris: [pause] Yeah I'm- I'm a- I made- I uh made sure got whites, and all they had was whites in there, so yeah. [Long Pause] Hmm, anyway after we got home I uh... I went out and I... Jogged for a couple of minutes, and then I, and I jogged for 2 minutes and then uh... Got a little worn out after that, so I, did [unintelligible] walked to the- I walked to the... Slow walked some of it [unintelligible] power walked the rest of the way home.
Kacey: How long did you power walk for? [Silence] Even though you really should be jogging, but still.
Chris: [Pause] Yeah I would say I power walked... About two thirds of the trek.
Kacey: Well ho- Well how long is that? Like, in, hours? like a half hour?
Chris: [pause] Hmm... Yeah, usually it takes me a whole- A whole hour to walk the almost, two mile trek around the neighborhood. So I would say roughly about 40- I would say roughly about 40 minutes. 30 to 40 minutes. [Silence]
Kacey: So you... So you walked for 40 minutes?
Chris: [Pause] Yeah. [Silence]
Kacey: Well I mean are you weighing yourself to make sure your making any progress? Are you know checking inches?
Chris: [Pause] Yeah, I'm checking inches. [pause] And I'm gonna start-
Kacey: [interrupting] Do you have your measurements then?
Chris: [Pause] I don't have them written down, but I know I'm los-I know- I know that there- I have taken a measurements uh, the other day... Uhm... shoot what was it? I think it was like uh... 4- I think was like uh 38, 40 waist. And then I measured myself today, uh... yeah I- lost about uh, half an inch, so it's like 37.5 and 39.5, yeah, or wait no, yeah it was 37.5. [silence]
Kacey: Well Chris I've seen you before, you don't look like you have a 37 inch waist, uh where did you... where-
Chris: Uh I-I... Well... Maybe not the-
Kacey: [Talking over Chris] Where did you measure?
Chris: Uh- Uh I measured my gut.
Kacey: You- Well you do know where to properly measure, right?
Chris: [Pause] Yeah. [pause] Around.
Kacey: I- I- I know, but there is certain places you need to uhm how 'bout your hip size?
Chris: [Pause] Hmm, my hip size, were talking about my waist size right? Or my pants size?
Kacey: [Talking over Chris] No, no, no, it- It- It's bust, waist, and hips.
Chris: [Pause] Hmm... Okay I'm not really sure about my hips uhm, I think my hips are like uh-
Kacey: I thought you said you knew how to do this!
Chris: [Long pause] I'm- I'm not sure what my hip size is, I mean I know my bust size is 43. [pause] And I just told you that my- My- Belly was like 30- was like 37... .5. [Silence]
Kacey: well maybe you should get properly measured, uhm cause you know, the Walmart lady could have done it wrong too you know. They don't normally measure people.
Chris: Uh... But yeah well I mean... they just ask for my bust s- just ask for my bust size... when I asked the Walmart lady. [Long pause] Hmm anyway yeah uh, okay well, but I think uh, you know the- The lady accurately measured my bust cause you know uh, I'm wearing a 42- A size 42 bust size sports bra and it fits me like a glove! And it fits good.
Kacey: You mean it fits well?
Chris: Yeah. Fits well and good. Feels very comfortable. I guess that's what I mean when I say comfortable that it fits- I mean that's what I mean when I say it fits good that's... very comfortable and not too tight. [long pause] And plus the fabric, uh plus the uh, quality of the- And plus the material it feels real good against my skin. [silence]
Kacey: Okay well, Is- Is long as it's not to tight, (Chris: Yeah) but you know still. Uhm, but yeah you should get properly measured. I mean, cause (Chris: Yeah, okay well- Okay well) normally in a guy, their waist and their hips sizes are bigger than their... Bust size normally, you know... I don't know it's- It- You know normally the girls are the ones that have the hour glass figures.
Chris: [pause] Yeah. I have seen- I have seen that, yeah.
Kacey: You could- You could go to Victoria's secret, they'll do it. [Silence] And they know how to properly do it, they're trained.

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