Kacey Call 14

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• Chris instantly starts rambling about stress and phone calls and doctors. Hard to make out anything he's saying.
• Kim had to explain what a metabolism was to Chris. Kacey is snarky about Chris not knowing what it meant, and said that he's not ready for the information because it's too high level for him.
• Kacey is explaining what different words mean, like sodium and calcium. Chris seems generally interested in learning more about this.
• Chris claims that because he is on cholesterol medication, that means that he has good cholesterol.
• Kacey says that she needs to start a diet, so Chris does too.
• Chris drove around his neighborhood to see how big it was, due to this he claims that he walked almost two miles. Chris doesn't know what jogging is.
• Kacey talks to Chris for a long time about oatmeal and how it's not healthy due to sugar.
• Chris: "We only have a total of four cars."
• Chris's mom refuses to sell her car, despite the fact that she doesn't even drive it anymore, and they only use Chris's car or his dad's car. He adds that she's been hoarding since she quit her job.
• Kacey asks Chris if he's ever thought about giving up soda. "I can't go cold turkey on it" -Chris
• Chris is talking about Red Skelton.
• Chris was looking to buy some work out DVDs or a treadmill so he too can join the thousands of rednecks who don't use the treadmill in their house.
• Chris is thinking about buying Carmen Electra's workout striptease DVD.
• Chris is thinking about buying a guitar but he said he'd have to save money for it. Kim suggested it.
• Chris mentioned that he's working on his own audiobooks.
• Kacey nags Chris to scan in his recent video game receipts and pictures of his PSN account to prove he's not buying any more games.

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Chris: Hello?
Kacey: Hey, it's Kacey, what's up?
Chris: [voice instantly becomes much higher pitched] Hi, Kace! You got out- You got out- You got home early?
Kacey: Yeah, I did. Actually I did we were really slow, so I got to get out early.
Chris: Well that's good. How are you?
Kacey: Uh, just a little tired I kinda rushed through my ending (?) work.
Chris: Aw. Okay. Well I'm okay, I had- I had a better days, you know. Little bit- little bit more peaceful, uh, I uh, skimmed through my email, but it's not like I really checked my email, um…
Kacey: Mmhm?
Chris: [talking really quickly and stuttering] I mean- I mean, you know I kinda asked you and Kim- if you know- concerned about like, you know- concerned about- concerned about, you know… Uh, like you know I blanked out and was really distant, you know- like you know- It was- It was just normal stress. But, you know I- I replied and uh, told her to know that my appreciation for her concern but it, you know, was just normal stress and it stress just me to blank out and all that. Yeah, I'm going to talk my doc- I'm going to talk to my doctor about uh… You know my stress and uh, all that you know, all that she between you, me, she, we three talked about it.
Kacey: [probably understood very little] Okay.
Chris: Oh, actually I also uh just remember uh… Kim told me a little bit about- th- about the metabolism and uh, what that was. And, uh, you know, she just I talked you know maybe you could inform me more about it?
Kacey: You- You didn't know what a metabolism was?
Chris: Yeah, not really until I said but then she described it in a nutshell as like uh, the uh, speed o- the speed of digestion.
Kacey: Um, yeah, I mean I guess that's good for layman's tremens, yeah.
Chris: Mmkay. What else do you know about it?
Kacey: [slightly over Chris's question] It's an extremely complicated process that goes down to the cellular level and I'm not sure you're ready for that.
Chris: It's okay. So… Tell me more about it.
Kacey: Well, okay, just what you need to know is metabolism is basically just what she told you. It's how fast your body takes in things, like glucose and fats and all sorts of chemicals and uses them up or stores them. If you have a fast metabolism you're going to use it al- a lot closer- or a lot sooner, sorry.
Chris: [weakly] Mmkay.
Kacey: I mean I bet you don't even know what glucose is.
Chris: Yeah, glucose is a type of fat.
Kacey: No, uh glucose is what sugar breaks down into.
Chris: Oh. Okay.
Kacey: Adipose tissue is fat.
Chris: Uh, I'm sorry, what kind of tissue is fat?
Kacey: Adipose.
Chris: Adipose?
Kacey: Yes. Adipose. It- It means fat.
Chris: Huh… [Kacey talks over him] Adipose is fat.
Kacey: I mean, you know like, break down, like, sodium. Uh, do you know what sodium is?
Chris: Yeah, sodium's like salt.
Kacey: Okay, at least you know what that is.
Chris: [weakly] Mmkay.
Kacey: Uh, cause things like calcium and potassium and sodium are extremely important to how your cells work.
Chris: Okay. Cap- Calcium and potassium and sodium. Yeah, I've heard that uh, yeah, one needs to have a good little bit of potassium and fortunately there is potassium in bananas and peanuts.
Kacey: Right, but you don't want too much of neither sodium or, um potassium, because then your homeostasis will be put off. Do you know what homeostasis is?
Chris: Okay, yeah that's a new one on me. [pronouncing it incorrectly] Homeostasius.
Kacey: Homeostasis. It means the balance your body is in for th- to be working at optimal levels.
Chris: Oh. The balance for my body to be working at optimal levels. Okay.
Kacey: Yeah, I mean, like I said it's huge 'cause then you have to get into positive feedback and negative feedback, you have to get into sol- uh, cellular levels and it's just… It- it- it's a lot.
Chris: Yeah. It does sound like a lot. [there is a long pause] So please continue.
Kacey: Uhh, well what do you want to know about? ask some questions, cause I don't know what wa- wo- would be too deep. I mean what do you want to know about metabolism?
Chris: Hmm... okay well yeah, I understand that th- sleep slows metabolism and that uh, it's a bad idea to eat before you go to asleep. Because uh, then it just, th- then the sweetness sw- the uh, digestion get slows down and then that's uh, one way the body and one wa- and one wa- one way that fat builds up.
Kacey: Well technically um, you actually burn a lot of calories when you're sleeping. But yeah if you eat just before then umm, basically it depends on when you're eating. um, Because that's going to get your metabolism, no you probably shouldn't when you're not active. But the thing is that's also for people who usually eat only three times a day, if you eat five to six little meals and two snacks today you're pretty much ok. Because then your body's constantly eating- like if you only eat once a day which is really bad, your body goes into starvation mode even though your not starving yourself and it holds onto everything it can, especially fat.
Chris: Hmm, mmkay. yeah, well fortunately I like uhh, i eat- som- yeah, I like eat two or three meals in a day. [pause] Or uhh, like you know maybe, or like, you know maybe two uhh, or maybe two and uh, a small one or yeah like maybe a- maybe one big meal and two little ones, something like that.
Kacey: Well it also depends on the portions you eat, like if you were eating multiple portions and a meal, you're not helping yourself at all, you're actually hurting your metabolism.
Chris: yeah, I mostly eat- I mostly eat a single portion.
Kacey: well, I think we already discussed that you don't really know what portion sizes are. Like okay,okay like, umm, a, [thinks] what do you usually get when you go to McDonalds? or BurgerKing? anywhere, what sandwich do you usually get?
Chris: Okay, well lately I've been ahh, lately I've been eating ahh, the ahh, "size sar" [salad?] when I been going to McDonalds or BurgerKing.
Kacey: [interrupts] Okay, woah woah okay, you use to get grilled chicken sandwich's right?
Chris: Um, yeah I did get a grilled chicken sandwich [Kacey: okay.] or sometimes, or some- or sometimes I'll have like a double cheese burger.
Kacey: Okay well lets go though the double cheese burger, how many servings of bread and meat do you think that is?
Chris: Hmm... [thinks] yeah, it would be stupid of me to say, one of each right? [chuckles]
Kacey: [humorous tone] It would be amazingly stupid.
Chris: yeah, I dunno maybe probably like, I dunno like, two or three?
Kacey: well yeah, it's like two and a half for bread and if you have, let's say each patty is... we'll go ahead and say nine ounces each that is, [chris: is that how much?] that's almost six servings of meat right there.
Chris: Hmm, six servings are nine ounces?
Kacey: Well, cuase it's anywhere from three to four ounces. So think about that, you're eating all the meat you should eat, in one burger.
Chris: [pause] Okay.
Kacey: And it's not even lean.
Chris: [pause] Hmm.
Kacey: I know it's scary right?
Chris: No! no, it n- it's not scary, just surprising.
Kacey: [typing] Well I mean, you can go to your doctor and get tests for your metabolism to see where it is.
Chris: [stutters as he lies] Yeah I, yeah I'll, yeah, I think its okay but yeah I'll check with my doctor next time, sure they can- I'm sure that's, that's, that's in the woodwork [pronounced "budwork"]. [long pause] Well at least my cholesterol is ok.
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