28 August 2009
Highlights
- Chris begins the call by asking Kacey if she has an STD (!)
- Kacey received a lot of awards during her high school graduation, Chris is jealous
- Chris likes Sudoku
- Chris suggests talking about political issues even though he has nothing to say about political issues
- Kacey asks Chris about things she found on the ED page
- Chris totally doesn't drink cum anymore
- Chris totally doesn't shit himself anymore
- Chris totally isn't gullible anymore
- Chris lies the last time he shat himself was THREE YEARS AGO
- Chris tries to explain why he has so many fucking video game accounts
- Chris whines that he only gets 200 out of his 800 a month, and spends 150 on video games
- Chris was going to call someone about getting a job, "but then stress happened"
- Chris used credit cards to buy thousands of video games, parents are paying the bills
- Chris doesn't know why he got a CADD degree, "I feel more comfortable with drawing da comics than with da buildings and da computers"
- Chris is sending printed-out Sonichu comics to Marvel, DC and Dark Horse; thinks they will hire him because he's "very popular"
- Mary Lee Walsh caused all of his problems
- Chris is capable of surviving, cooking and doing laundry
- Chris can't look for a job on the internet because he "doesn't know what to put into a search term"
- Kacey says Sonichu is fanfiction, Chris says it's parody
- Chris lies that he'll look for a job where he works 10 hours a week, Kacey wants him to work 20, eventually he says okay to shut her up
- Kacey tells him not to wear his medallion to the job interview and not to draw on the applications; Chris sadly agrees that he won't
- Chris thanks Kacey for yelling at him.
Transcript
Chris: Hello?
Kacey: Hi! It's Kacey!
Chris: Hey Kacey! How are you?
Kacey: I'm good. Um, how are you? Um, are you doing better?
Chris: Yeah, I'm feeling better, thank you. I was waiting for you to call me.
Kacey: Well, you just said around 11 to 11:30, so I gave you a few extra, you know, minutes just in case.
Chris: I see. Yeah, I know, that's cool. I appreciate that. But it's like, you know. Yeah, I mean- I mean no hurry, but I mean, like, you know. I was waiting for the pleasure of talking to you.
Kacey: Oh, uh, thank you.
Chris: Yeah, so uh, okay, let me go and get and my main questions I had written down in my little notebook out of the way. Um...
Kacey: Oh, you have questions? Yeah, go ahead and ask them.
Chris: Yeah. Okay, this is an important one. You don't have any STD's, do you?
Kacey: Chris, why would you ask me that?! Of course I don't!
Chris: Okay, I'm sorry, I just-
Kacey: [interrupts]I mean, you know I've only been with one person!
Chris: Yeah, well, I mean, I just felt like I needed to ask anyway.
Kacey: O..okay, that's just..wow!
Chris: Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, I guess I wasn't up..[unintelligible]that wasn't a very good opening topic, I know, I'm sorry. It's just the first one I had on my thing here.
Kacey: Okay, well I hope the rest of the questions are't that bad!
Chris: Uh, no, yeah well here, we'll do a 180 right here, um, yeah, let's, I think we talked about your education background a little bit, you, uh, you said you had honorable grades back in high school?
Kacey: Yes, I was 4.0 all the way.
Chris: Well that's good. Yeah, you got your diploma and all. Um, okay, did you, uh, ever get any, uh, awards? Um, like, you know right before graduation?
Kacey: Um, yeah, like, um, I actually had a couple poems published, and um I actually graduated with way more credits than I needed so I got a merit certificate.
Chris: [enthralled] You got a merit certificate?
Kacey: Yes.
Chris: Hmm. Tell me about that, what does that do for you?
Kacey: Oh, it just goes with your diploma, it shows that you did way more than you needed to do, so, I got that and you know and I did like over 200 hours of community service, so, I got.. It's just, it's just something that you.. it doesn't really do anything, I mean, awards in high school are nothing, I mean, they don't really help you ever in your life.
Chris: Hmm. Yeah, but it's like, you know the achievement, it just makes you feel better, you know, I wish I wouldve gotten an award for my creativity back in high school.
Kacey: I mean, I guess, but high school really doesn't do anything for you so it's not a big deal.
Chris: Uh, it does alot more than you, does alot more than you think though, you know, I mean it, it's like, uh, it definitely readies you a little more for adult life, which is, uh, what you're gonna be leaving high school for.
Kacey: Yeah, but I mean nobody cares, they look at college all the time, college is way bigger of a deal.
Chris: Yeah, it is a big deal, I agree with that.
Kacey: Um, so, any other questions?
Chris: Well, okay well yeah, we'll move onto the next one.. hmm.. yeah.. Oh yeah, um, what's yo.. uh, you drew your original Kacey in greek ink, uh, it's that like, uh, gel ink?
Kacey: Um, yeah, it is a gel pen actually, it's just one of the pens I use for work.
Chris: Oh, okay, you generally use a green ink pen, oh, that's.. that's interesting.
Kacey: Yeah, I like to use different colors.
Chris: Hm. [pause] All colors of the rainbow, right?
Kacey: [laughs] Yeah, definitely.
Chris: Hmm, now there's my colorful gal.
Kacey: [laughs] Well, Chris, remember, I'm just your friend.
Chris: Yeah, I know, I'm just saying, you know, I'm just trying to be creati.. be clever.
Kacey: [laughs] Okay, well, um, keep going with questions.
Chris: Okay, hmm, do you like sudoku?
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