4 September 2009
- Chris mowed the back yard today. His mom mowed the front yard.
- Chris says he jogged around the neighborhood.
- Chris "forgot" to buy Bob a birthday present. Vivian Gee didn't forget, she sent him a nice gift basket.
- Chris still hates Vivian for making the Audiobooks and making a mockery and slander out of him. Kacey likes the Audiobooks.
- Chris didn't read Vivian's book "and he did not care to"; he gave it to his pastor who told Chris it's a mockery of him.
- Chris bought some sports bras, he likes them and now wears them all the time.
- Chris was confused by bra sizes, so he had to ask a girl to measure him.
- Chris now understands how women feel because he has to wear a bra too.
- Chris talks about chromosomes, and implies that he's part-woman or something stupid.
- Chris shaved his belly before taking the sports bra photos.
- Chris claims he had manboobs since he was 8 years old.
- Chris has no goals or ambitions, but he once wanted to be a cowboy.
- Chris dreamt that he had a daughter with him at his office job; in the dream he called her Crystal. Clearly this was God showing him the future.
- Chris would like to get married before he turns 30.
- Chris currently has $10 in his savings, but he's "letting it grow". He also just bought a bunch of video games.
- Chris doesn't want to sell any of his video games, he wants to hold on to them for his children to enjoy.
- Chris admits he's really just keeping the games for himself.
- Kacey calls Chris a hoarder. Chris has never heard of that word.
- Chris blames his hoarding on his parents again, it's all their fault, they're a bunch of packrats.
- If Chris moves any of the shit out, his mom will yell at him.
- Apparently, when Chris asked his parents about moving stuff out of the house, they said "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WE'RE GONNA KICK YOU OUTTA THE HOUSE".
Transcript
Chris: Hallo
Kacey: Hey Chris it’s Kacey
Chris: Hay Kas, How are you
Kacey: I’m good, how about you
Chris: hay [Short Pause] yeah shoot I had a topic on my head but I can’t remember it right now so how was…
Kacey: [interrupting] just give yourself a few minutes and think about it. My day was good you know just school and everything. I got to do a dissection [Chris: ok] today so it was fun.
Chris: a dissection, what you had biology
Kacey: um, I’m taking it out of my physiology. I mean, um yeah I majored in biology [giggles]
Chris: oh, yeah that’s right, um, um, um nurse thing [Kacey: yeah] so it’s only natural yeah. Ok, so I mowed the backyard today and my mom mowed the front yaaard
Kacey: oh, that’s good, um, was it really hot out their because I know it was hot where I am
Chris: yeah it was warm out here. On the porch we had a bunch of trees.
Kacey: did you ever think that maybe you should do both yards then and let your mom rest
Chris: aah, I’m sorry, what, I did not understand the question
Kacey: maybe you should have done both the yards, you know instead of your mom being out there in the heat
[long pause]
Chris: well she wa, she wanted to do it. She was the first one out mowing the lawn.
Kacey: oh, so she had to push you to do it
Chris: oh no, she did push me to do it but ah, It’s like you know I asked her if she would like my help and she said yeah so I ah
Kacey: [interrupting] yeah that’s [unintelligible]
Chris: We have a ride on mower and a push mower. She used the ride on I used the push.
Kacey: oh ok
Chris: I had to- I even had to push the mover underneath the dripping branches of some of our trees
Kacey: oh, ok
Chris: some of our trees have overhanging branches
Kacey: you ever think of trimming those branches off then
[long pause]
Chris: hmm, [pause]
Kacey: you know so they don’t fall and mess things up
Chris: yeah, we have, uh, uh, we have actually trimmed some of the branches before [pause] uh but they [Kacey: kay] grow back you know
Kacey: yeah, you know plants tend to grow, um, so did you do anything else today
Chris: yeah, um, after I finished up the yard I took a shower and I went and got a smoothie with my [sound of phone ringing in the background] uh, my phones, my home phones ringing let nobody answer it, ha uh, it’s distracting me though, anyway, yeah, ah my family, if I need to go out together to get something to eat so I have to drive me by [unintelligible]. I got a fruit smoothie while I asked at my mom and dad over at coaches while they had, while they shared a pair of hotdogs and fries over at are, over at coaches grill, they had a hotdog and fries, I had a smoothie.
Kacey: oh well that sounds like fun. It was just a normal family outing huh
Chris: yeah, and then afterwards, and then after we got back I checked my email and, ah, it went through all, it went through all [unintelligible] and then I walked around the neighborhood, I did a little walking and a little jogging, I got five minutes of jogging in out of the walking, yeah, we had mostly, we have a whole bunch of inclines so it is mostly up and down, in our [long stutter] in my neighborhood here [long pause] and I went around prac- [long stutter] my whole subdivision area
Kacey: well I mean I’ve just checked my email too and umm, Kibs said it was your dads birthday so did you guys do anything else besides getting the smoothie
Chris: yeah my mom, yeah I was going to get my father, I remembered it was my fathers birthday yesterday and a couple of days before that as well but unfortunately when I was running, I mean I had the money in my bank and, uh, I spaced out and I forgot to buy my father a present but you know it’s all good, my father doesn’t usually, like he doesn’t usually care a lot much, so I can just, cause it is as simple as, you know, go up to Walgreens and get a bag of maple nut goodies for him, he likes those maple nut goodies.
Kacey: Ok, ok, well, um, did he get any other presents
Chris: uhh, yeah after we got back home from lunch apparently there was a box on our front porch from a, uhh, Cherry Grove Tree company, uhh, it was like a little birthday box and then it was
Kacey: [interrupting] I heard of them they do online orders
Chris: I’m sorry what?
Kacey: I heard of them they do online orders, you know like [Chris: yeah] edible arrangements and one eight hundred flowers so what, what, uh, did he get
Chris: yeah there was a little teddy bear, small bag [Kacey: awwww] of cookies as, couple of pieces of fancy chocolate and some hard, and some spheres [pronounced spears by Chris] of hard candy
Kacey: oh my gosh, so who was nice enough to send that to him. That sounds amazing
Chris: mmm, yeah but says like get this on the message note it says it was from Vivian and friends, you know, I know Vivian as Vivian Gee who was that witch
Kacey: [interrupting] oh my gosh that was so nice of her
Chris: hmm, yeah but
Kacey: [interrupting] so I mean
[long pause]
Chris: I mean I [unintelligible] know [unintelligible]
Kacey: you did it right
Kacey: [talking over Chris] did your dad like it
Chris: yeah he- yeah he liked it, mostly shared it with my mom
Kacey: oh, that’s so awesome though, oh, that’s so nice
Chris: uh, yeah [unintelligible] it is a nice gesture but
Kacey: yeah you should totally be happy to have friends like that
Chris: uh
Kacey: [talking over Chris] I mean you should thank her, I mean look at that she got your dad a present when you didn’t even, I mean that’s just amazing of her
[long pause]
Chris: uhh, yeah well I mean I was- I was thinking- I was planning on making a video thanking her for that but still you know I don’t- still it doesn’t win me over, you know, it does not turn my feelings around with her on that note, you know I still
Kacey: well I don’t see why you are trying to make this a bad thing, I mean she did a vary big gesture of good will, I mean it was towards your dad of all things, I mean that’s huge but I mean what did she do that is making you so mad
Chris: come on if you look on her youtube account vivi-the-gee which is for my- which is ahh- oh shit, I have subscribed to that and I blocked her from my youtube, mmm, oh maybe I did but
Kacey: she must have said something really bad what was it
Chris: uhh, but anyway she made these- she made- behind my back she make these audiobook parodies of my comic pages and that I should- and she did not have my permission on that. She was Clyde- She is- she was Clyde Cash's cousin and Clyde Cash was a major troll in my life- was really
Kacey: oh, well maybe you should make a video concerning that, I mean you know
Chris: I’m talk- may I finish, anyway [Kacey: whatever] anyway she- anyway aside from that- in addition to all of that she just made a whole bunch of mockeries out of me
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