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*[[Chris]] mowed the back yard today | *[[Chris]] mowed the back yard today. His mom mowed the front yard. | ||
*Chris says he jogged around the neighborhood. | *Chris says he jogged around the neighborhood. | ||
*Chris "forgot" to buy [[Bob]] a birthday present. [[Vivian Gee]] didn't forget, she sent him a nice gift basket. | *Chris "forgot" to buy [[Bob]] a birthday present. [[Vivian Gee]] didn't forget, she sent him a nice gift basket. | ||
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*Chris claims he had manboobs since he was 8 years old. | *Chris claims he had manboobs since he was 8 years old. | ||
*Chris has no goals or ambitions, but he once wanted to be a cowboy. | *Chris has no goals or ambitions, but he once wanted to be a cowboy. | ||
*Chris dreamt that he had a daughter with him at his office job | *Chris dreamt that he had a daughter with him at his office job; in the dream he called her Crystal. Clearly this was [[God]] showing him the future. | ||
*Chris would like to get married before he turns 30. | *Chris would like to get married before he turns 30. | ||
*Chris currently has $10 in his savings, but he's "letting it grow". He also just bought a bunch of video games. | *Chris currently has $10 in his savings, but he's "letting it grow". He also just bought a bunch of video games. | ||
*Chris doesn't want to sell any of his [[video games]], he wants to hold on to them for his children to enjoy. | *Chris doesn't want to sell any of his [[video games]], he wants to hold on to them for his children to enjoy. | ||
*Chris admits he's really just keeping the games for himself. | *Chris admits he's really just keeping the games for himself. | ||
*Kacey calls Chris a hoarder | *Kacey calls Chris a hoarder. Chris has never heard of that word. | ||
*Chris blames his hoarding on his parents again, it's all their fault, they're a bunch of packrats | *Chris blames his hoarding on his parents again, it's all their fault, they're a bunch of packrats. | ||
*If Chris moves any of the shit out, his mom will yell at him. | *If Chris moves any of the shit out, his mom will yell at him. | ||
*Apparently, when Chris asked his parents about moving stuff out of the house, they said "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WE'RE GONNA KICK YOU OUTTA THE HOUSE". | *Apparently, when Chris asked his parents about moving stuff out of the house, they said "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WE'RE GONNA KICK YOU OUTTA THE HOUSE". |
Revision as of 16:39, 6 March 2011
- Chris mowed the back yard today. His mom mowed the front yard.
- Chris says he jogged around the neighborhood.
- Chris "forgot" to buy Bob a birthday present. Vivian Gee didn't forget, she sent him a nice gift basket.
- Chris still hates Vivian for making the Audiobooks and making a mockery and slander out of him. Kacey likes the Audiobooks.
- Chris didn't read Vivian's book "and he did not care to"; he gave it to his pastor who told Chris it's a mockery of him.
- Chris bought some sports bras, he likes them and now wears them all the time.
- Chris was confused by bra sizes, so he had to ask a girl to measure him.
- Chris now understands how women feel because he has to wear a bra too.
- Chris talks about chromosomes, and implies that he's part-woman or something stupid.
- Chris shaved his belly before taking the sports bra photos.
- Chris claims he had manboobs since he was 8 years old.
- Chris has no goals or ambitions, but he once wanted to be a cowboy.
- Chris dreamt that he had a daughter with him at his office job; in the dream he called her Crystal. Clearly this was God showing him the future.
- Chris would like to get married before he turns 30.
- Chris currently has $10 in his savings, but he's "letting it grow". He also just bought a bunch of video games.
- Chris doesn't want to sell any of his video games, he wants to hold on to them for his children to enjoy.
- Chris admits he's really just keeping the games for himself.
- Kacey calls Chris a hoarder. Chris has never heard of that word.
- Chris blames his hoarding on his parents again, it's all their fault, they're a bunch of packrats.
- If Chris moves any of the shit out, his mom will yell at him.
- Apparently, when Chris asked his parents about moving stuff out of the house, they said "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WE'RE GONNA KICK YOU OUTTA THE HOUSE".
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