Car Pranks

On 2 August 2009, a hero posted Chris's '94 Ford Escort for sale on Craigslist as part of a prank.

Seven months later, a trio of BEST FRIENDS FOREVER contacted Chris, expressing interest in purchasing his car and offering their Hex Boxes to sweeten the deal. Apparently, autistics don't know a good deal when they are given one, and Chris rejected all offers, no matter how innocent, with either rage or his super-egotism.

The voicemail greeting on Chris's cellphone also appears in the recording. In it he states that he will not take part in any interviews or documentaries under the advice of his "patholosist and lawyers". He also tosses a warning at any trolls who might be calling. It is not known when Chris recorded this greeting, nor whether it has been updated since.

Nick Dunbar (0:00 - 0:44)

Chris: [Clipped from start.] -o?
Nick: Hello, is, uh, is this Chris?
Chris: Uh, yes, this is, uh, Christian Chandler, how may I help you?
Nick: Hi, um, I'm calling in regards of your Craigslist ad, it says here that you're selling a '94 uh Escort for 400 dollars?
Chris: That's, uh, that, that is a fake ad, somebody else put that up there without my consent as a prank.
Nick: Are you sure?
Chris: I will-
Nick: Are you sure?
Chris: Yes I am pos- I am 100 percent positive. It's a fraud. Somebody else put it up there. I've already sent a complaint to Craigslist. So, go somewhere else for a car.
Nick: Are you sure I can't convince you otherwise, sir? I mean I have a-
Chris: [Chris raises his voice.] I AM SURE.
Nick: You're sure. I have a perfectly good Xbox 360 right here, right next to me-
Chris: SHUT UP!
Nick: Oka- Excuse me, sir?
[Default Skype hanging up sound; Chris hangs up.]

Voicemail Greeting (0:45 - 1:17)

Chris: Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my publicist and my lawyers to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- Because I got so much reputation and at stake(?) at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, troll trying to troll me back, do you think how much trollin'(?) stupid? I'm not trollin' stupid, you're trollin' stupid. Have a good day. [BEEP]

BlueSpike (1:19 - 2:12)

BlueSpike: Hey there, is this Mr. Chandler?
Chris: Uh... Yes it is.
BlueSpike: Good evening, sir. I'm calling regards to the Craigl-Craigslist about the '94 Escort?
Chris: Ah. That, that thing has was put up there, it was a fake. I have not put that up there myself. Somebody's using my name my address and it's just- it's just a prank, it's not real.
BlueSpike: Alright, no- no reason to get all, upset about it, sir.
Chris: Okay, I'm sorry.
BlueSpike: I have, uh, a pretty good condition Xbox.
Chris: I-I-I am serious. It is not for sale. It never will- [phone breaks up] for [break]. And would you think I would give up my car for a blatantly stupid Hex Box? Hex, H-E-X.
BlueSpike: Yes, I can spell, sir. Do you prefer the PlayStation 3?
Chris: I'm not selling my car. Good night.
BlueSpike: But it was my brother's and now he's dead.
[Default Skype hanging up sound; Chris hangs up.]

Jack Thaddeus (2:13 - 2:43)

Jack: Hehe, hi there! I'm sorry to bug you at this- this evening, buddy, but is this Mr. Chandler?
Chris: Uh, yes it is. May I help you?
Jack: I heard you have my bike. A '94 Ford bike? I'll trade you an Xbox for my bike.
Chris: Ah... The car is not for sale, that ad was a fake-
Jack: I said bike!
Chris: -for sale, put up as a joke-
Jack: I said bike! I need to have that back.
Chris: -it has my address and my name on it. It was a joke. My car is not for sale, goodbye.
Jack: This isn't a joke, buddy! My bike!
[Default Skype hanging up sound; Chris hangs up.]

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