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In the early morning of 26 [[October 2008]], [[Chris]] chatted in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] for about an hour. | |||
==Summary== | |||
* Chris introduces [[Chloe]]. | |||
* Chris finds online relationships 3/4 as satisfying as real life relationships. | |||
* Chris claims he had a first date with Chloe at Taco Bell and kissed her deeply. | |||
* Chris thinks the current censorship levels in the media are fine. | |||
* Chris has no problem with anal sex between boy and girl. | |||
* When his parents die, Chris can do the chores. He'll support his wife as a househusband. | |||
* He can design [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] action figures with [http://images.google.ca/images?q=Crayola+Model+Magic Crayola Model Magic]. | |||
* Chris is capable of kicking a man in the teeth because he has watched a lot of TV and taken a lot of Physical Education classes. | |||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
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[ | Chris's messages are '''bolded''' and channel messages are <font color="#888">greyed</font>. | ||
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[ | <font color="#888">[03:49:28] Guest joined.</font> | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[03:49:29] Guest is now known as Guest1.</font> | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[03:49:30] Fag\ is now known as Fag.</font> | ||
[ | [03:49:31] veronichan: haha | ||
[ | [03:49:31] SonichFan1: omg omg omg omg | ||
[ | [03:49:40] falsion: less obvious plz | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[03:49:40] Fag was kicked from the chat room by Sonee.</font> | ||
[ | [03:49:44] falsion: good | ||
[ | [03:49:46] veronichan: must...roll...joint...quickly | ||
[ | [03:49:49] SonichFan1: I am ripe with glee | ||
[ | [03:49:56] SonichuZapsOfThunder: heyyy | ||
[ | [03:49:58] SonichuGal: Chris, is that you? It's got a .va in your thingy. | ||
[ | [03:50:03] Sonee: ? | ||
[ | [03:50:05] falsion: it's him | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[03:50:09] Filbert joined.</font> | ||
[ | [03:50:10] falsion: Hey Chris | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[03:50:14] Guest1 is now known as ChrisChanSonichu.</font> | ||
[ | [03:50:15] SonichuGal: Remember Sonee, no foul language! | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[03:50:18] ChrisChanSonichu was promoted to operator by PandaHalo.</font> | ||
[ | [03:50:19] Sonee: Oops | ||
[ | '''[03:50:22] ChrisChanSonichu: Hey, Yall! | ||
[ | [03:50:23] Sonee: Sorry guys =( | ||
[ | [03:50:24] SonichuGal: Hurray! It's Chris! Heya Chris! | ||
[ | [03:50:27] SONICHUZAPSLIKELIGHTNING: omgomgomgomg | ||
[ | [03:50:27] falsion: Good to see you. | ||
[ | [03:50:35] Filbert: Hello Chris! | ||
[ | [03:50:39] Sonichu_Fan: Hey Chris! | ||
[ | [03:50:40] MagichanSonichu: Hi Chris! | ||
[ | [03:50:46] Sonichu_Fan: How are you? | ||
[ | [03:50:46] veronichan: Wow! Cool! | ||
[ | [03:50:48] Sonichu_Fan: :D | ||
[ | [03:50:50] SonichuZapsOfThunder: Hello chris. | ||
[ | [03:50:51] knuckip: mr. chandler, are you going to make a new comic anytime soon? | ||
such an inspiration to me | [03:50:52] Filbert: I love Sonichu. | ||
[ | [03:50:53] SonichFan1: Hey Christian Weston Chandler. I am your biggest fan. Sonichu is | ||
[ | such an inspiration to me | ||
to address the fan questions? | [03:51:03] SonichuZapsOfThunder: ditto | ||
[ | [03:51:07] PandaHalo: Hey Christian , how is the video going that you were going to make | ||
[ | to address the fan questions? | ||
[ | '''[03:51:09] ChrisChanSonichu: I'm still working on the 18th Episode, and it's going well. | ||
someone to ask a question and Chris to answer it. | [03:51:10] chris_chan_is_numero_uno: We love you, Christian! | ||
[ | [03:51:15] SonichuGal: Please people, let's try and keep questions one at a time, Allow | ||
[ | someone to ask a question and Chris to answer it. | ||
news, but how? | [03:51:17] PandaHalo: we're all REALLY excited about it! | ||
[ | [03:51:17] MagichanSonichu: Chris, we hear your heart is back at 100%! That is great | ||
[ | news, but how? | ||
[ | [03:51:21] falsion: Stop spamming | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[03:51:31] PandaHalo made this room moderated for normal users.</font> | ||
[ | [03:51:32] falsion: Okay, slowly now. | ||
[ | '''[03:51:44] ChrisChanSonichu: I have a Real Woman in my life now. | ||
[ | [03:51:48] falsion: You do? | ||
[ | [03:51:53] SonichuGal: Tell us more! Is she nice? | ||
[ | [03:52:02] falsion: You did like I said didn't you? | ||
[ | [03:52:04] Sonee: Sonee! Sonee! | ||
[ | '''[03:52:06] ChrisChanSonichu: she is nice. | ||
[ | [03:52:07] falsion: That's good to hear, man | ||
[ | '''[03:52:08] ChrisChanSonichu: yes | ||
[ | [03:52:16] SonichuGal: Can you tell us what she looks like? | ||
[ | [03:52:16] falsion: That's awesome | ||
[ | [03:52:27] SonichuGal: Is she hot ;)? | ||
[ | [03:52:40] falsion: I told you, you could do it. | ||
skills to make it happen in real life. | '''[03:52:47] ChrisChanSonichu: she is not only hawt, but positively gorgeous. | ||
[ | [03:52:56] falsion: You don't need the internet to talk to a girl. You've got the | ||
[ | skills to make it happen in real life. | ||
[ | '''[03:53:01] ChrisChanSonichu: yep. | ||
[ | [03:53:13] falsion: Man, that's reallly good to hear | ||
[ | [03:53:17] cogsdev: i'm so happy for you chris | ||
[03:53:43] SonichuGal: If you have a question for Chris, PM a mod and we'll ask Chris. | |||
[ | [03:53:55] Sonee: This is a In-Person girl? | ||
[ | '''[03:54:04] ChrisChanSonichu: Yes | ||
[ | [03:54:11] Sonee: Wow | ||
trouble talking to girls and decided to maybe just give up altogther? Well, something else came up. | <font color="#888">[03:54:44] Guest joined.</font> | ||
[03:54:49] falsion: Chris. I don't know how to say this. Remember how I said that I had | |||
[ | trouble talking to girls and decided to maybe just give up altogther? Well, something else came up. | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[03:55:13] Guest_ joined.</font> | ||
Big CWC! | [03:55:13] falsion: What would you do in this situation? | ||
[ | [03:55:37] Sonee: Remember fellow Sonichu fans: PM a mod with your question to ask the | ||
[ | Big CWC! | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[03:55:38] Guest was granted voice by PandaHalo.</font> | ||
trust your advice. | <font color="#888">[03:55:40] Guest_ was granted voice by PandaHalo.</font> | ||
[ | [03:55:48] falsion: I'm embarressed to say this in front of everyone, but I know I can | ||
[ | trust your advice. | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[03:55:50] Guest is now known as steventheeunuch.</font> | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[03:56:00] Guest_ is now known as Ayatollah.</font> | ||
matter to her rather or not you're impotent. | [03:56:02] steventheeunuch: Hi falsion | ||
[ | '''[03:56:26] ChrisChanSonichu: falsion, listen, if the woman truly loves you, it will not | ||
[ | '''matter to her rather or not you're impotent. | ||
[ | [03:56:44] PandaHalo: Chris, when will the fan video be out? | ||
impotence. | <font color="#888">[03:57:00] falsion left.</font> | ||
[ | '''[03:57:04] ChrisChanSonichu: just don't go blurting all over the place about your | ||
[ | '''impotence. | ||
[ | [03:57:08] Sonee: CWC, how long have you and your new gal been seeing each other? | ||
[ | '''[03:57:12] ChrisChanSonichu: Monday. | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[03:57:23] falsion joined.</font> | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[03:57:24] falsion was promoted to operator by [^_^].</font> | ||
[ | [03:57:28] falsion: Sorry, I got disconnected | ||
[ | '''[03:57:30] ChrisChanSonichu: for a short while now. | ||
youtube about dating advice- Im a life coach and part of my job is to help people when it comes to | [03:58:02] falsion: Chris, did you see my question? | ||
courting men/women, and I was wondering if ever you wanted to chat about that? | [03:58:14] steventheeunuch: Hi chris, sorry to interrupt, but I sent you a message over | ||
[ | youtube about dating advice- Im a life coach and part of my job is to help people when it comes to | ||
[ | courting men/women, and I was wondering if ever you wanted to chat about that? | ||
removed and put into your woman. | [03:58:16] Sonee: SonichuFan1 wants to know: Have you had a kiss yet with da new lady? | ||
[ | '''[03:59:03] ChrisChanSonichu: Falsion, you can have some of your stuff surgecally | ||
[ | '''removed and put into your woman. | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[03:59:03] PandaHalo removed the ban on *!*@Rizon-FCC1C55A.lv.lv.cox.net.</font> | ||
yes, falsion, just ask a doctor about that procedure. | [03:59:11] falsion: I can? | ||
[ | '''[03:59:48] ChrisChanSonichu: I'm okay, steventheeunuch; yes, and her name is Chloe; | ||
[ | '''yes, falsion, just ask a doctor about that procedure. | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[03:59:53] NipplesOfSillyness joined.</font> | ||
where would you want to go? | [03:59:58] falsion: What about adoption? Is that a good option in your opinion? | ||
[ | [03:59:59] SonichuGal: Chris, filbert asks: if you could go anywhere in the world, | ||
[ | where would you want to go? | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:00:06] NipplesOfSillyness left.</font> | ||
[ | [04:00:07] falsion: also sorry to cut into other peoples question time | ||
[ | [04:00:10] steventheeunuch: Chris: have you met her in real life yet? | ||
[ | [04:00:12] falsion: but i really need to know this | ||
[ | [04:00:18] SonichuGal: steve, he's said it's in person. | ||
apologize | [04:00:36] steventheeunuch: Oh I see i see | ||
[ | [04:00:46] falsion: I'm sure you all understand what I'm going through right now. I | ||
parents got mad! Is there a way to talk directly with Christian Chandler? | apologize | ||
[ | [04:00:46] Sonee: SonichuFan1: Wants to know: I tried calling your fhouse but your | ||
[ | parents got mad! Is there a way to talk directly with Christian Chandler? | ||
when you call. | <font color="#888">[04:01:12] DOUKNOUKEM left.</font> | ||
'''[04:01:44] ChrisChanSonichu: England; yes; soon enough; only if you are nice about it | |||
[ | '''when you call. | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:02:14] sonichuslover joined.</font> | ||
[ | [04:02:14] Ayatollah: Why would you want to go to England may I ask? | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:02:45] sonichuslover left.</font> | ||
[ | [04:02:47] steventheeunuch: Do you consider the possibility of chloe being a fake? | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:02:51] sonichuslover joined.</font> | ||
[ | [04:03:09] steventheeunuch: *no offence and nothing implied* | ||
not a fake, we have met in person. | [04:04:18] falsion: Chris, are you still with us? | ||
[ | '''[04:04:24] ChrisChanSonichu: Because I have ancestors from jolly ol' England; she is | ||
[ | '''not a fake, we have met in person. | ||
asked. | [04:04:27] steventheeunuch: Its oh, so, quiet | ||
[ | [04:05:00] SonichuGal: Please steve, other people have questions they're waiting to be | ||
the internet currently. | asked. | ||
'''[04:05:03] ChrisChanSonichu: Also, Chloe is shy and currently doesn't want her face on | |||
[ | '''the internet currently. | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:05:16] BILLY_MAYS joined.</font> | ||
and I need to communicate with iprelay? | <font color="#888">[04:05:29] steventheeunuch had voice removed by SonichuGal.</font> | ||
[ | [04:06:15] Sonee: SonichuFan1 wants to know: I have a hard time talking on the phone | ||
[ | and I need to communicate with iprelay? | ||
internet; I have male acquaintances, and I still will feel how I feel about them as I do now. | <font color="#888">[04:06:26] sonichuslover left.</font> | ||
[ | '''[04:06:27] ChrisChanSonichu: I have pictures, but I refuse to upload them onto the | ||
with SonichuFan1 in this manner? | '''internet; I have male acquaintances, and I still will feel how I feel about them as I do now. | ||
[ | [04:06:40] Sonee: I believe he means if you know of iprelay and would like to speak | ||
operator talks to you | with SonichuFan1 in this manner? | ||
[ | [04:07:02] falsion: IPRelay is where a person types something to an operator and the | ||
annoying to me, and I do not care for it much, goahead | operator talks to you | ||
[ | '''[04:07:12] ChrisChanSonichu: I'm sorry, but that method of communication is very | ||
fight with someone other than a jerkop/manajerk/etc. | '''annoying to me, and I do not care for it much, goahead | ||
[ | [04:07:29] SonichuGal: Chris, SonichuZapsOfLightening asks if you've ever been in a | ||
[ | fight with someone other than a jerkop/manajerk/etc. | ||
[ | '''[04:07:46] ChrisChanSonichu: no comment. | ||
terrified of showing my face in public. Does chris have any advice to help me overcome my problems | [04:07:51] SonichuGal: Fair enough. | ||
and get back to school? | [04:08:04] Sonee: cogsdev wants to know: i have not left my house in two years and am | ||
[ | terrified of showing my face in public. Does chris have any advice to help me overcome my problems | ||
as satisfying as ones in the outside world? | and get back to school? | ||
[ | [04:08:05] Ayatollah: Christian, If I may ask, do you find relationships online to be | ||
[ | as satisfying as ones in the outside world? | ||
satisfying. | <font color="#888">[04:08:22] sonichuslover joined.</font> | ||
[ | '''[04:09:05] ChrisChanSonichu: Suck it up and dive right into the public scene; 3/4 as | ||
[ | '''satisfying. | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:09:13] sonichuslover was granted voice by PandaHalo.</font> | ||
[ | [04:09:23] sonichuslover: yay | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:09:42] Ayatollah had voice removed by SonichuGal.</font> | ||
<font color="#888">[04:09:46] sonichuslover had voice removed by SonichuGal.</font> | |||
[04:09:47] Sonee: MagichanSonichu wants to know: How did you meet the new girl if you | |||
were banned from other places? | were banned from other places? | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:10:40] SonicusPrime joined.</font> | ||
[ | '''[04:10:56] ChrisChanSonichu: We met at the Gamestop; we were both preordering | ||
LittleBiGPlanet at the same time. | '''LittleBiGPlanet at the same time. | ||
[ | [04:11:32] Sonee: I believe I have skipped over another mod that had a question, if one | ||
has a question from a fan please do so | has a question from a fan please do so | ||
[ | '''[04:11:39] ChrisChanSonichu: it just happened with the Emotional Spark of the moment. :) | ||
[ | [04:11:55] falsion: Sega4ever wants to know what you think about Muslims delaying | ||
LittleBigPlanet, any thoughts? | LittleBigPlanet, any thoughts? | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:12:20] eifer joined.</font> | ||
[ | [04:12:29] falsion: They delayed the game because they did not want a song that was | ||
used in the game to be used if I recall correctly | used in the game to be used if I recall correctly | ||
[ | '''[04:12:36] ChrisChanSonichu: Crazy. | ||
[ | [04:12:55] falsion: I know, it is now that you mention it | ||
[ | [04:13:16] SonichuGal: Christian, Filbert also wants to know - do you like raisins? | ||
[ | '''[04:13:23] ChrisChanSonichu: the two lyrics from that song translated to sentences of | ||
an apocolypse; they didn't want the children who were playing it to get that idea and be stressed. | '''an apocolypse; they didn't want the children who were playing it to get that idea and be stressed. | ||
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[ | '''[04:13:49] ChrisChanSonichu: but the song was in another language; it wouldn't have | ||
been understood in most countries. | '''been understood in most countries. | ||
[ | [04:13:57] falsion: yeah, it makes no sense | ||
[ | '''[04:14:07] ChrisChanSonichu: Also, SONY COULD HAVE made a downloadable patch to delete | ||
that song from the game, or hidden it. | '''that song from the game, or hidden it. | ||
[ | [04:14:08] falsion: its like they do it for attention | ||
[ | '''[04:14:21] ChrisChanSonichu: what kind of raisins; the fruit? | ||
[ | [04:14:35] SonichuGal: Yes, the fruit. | ||
[ | '''[04:14:46] ChrisChanSonichu: yes, I like Raisins. | ||
[ | [04:14:46] SonichuGal: Haha, I remember the Californian Raisins. | ||
[ | [04:15:19] falsion: one of the zelda games got delayed for the same reason if I recall | ||
correctly. | correctly. | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:15:42] Guest joined.</font> | ||
[ | [04:15:43] falsion: Hmm, Chris. What is your opinion on this kind of censorship? I | ||
mean, people censoring things for reasons like this, some which don't really make a lot of sense. | mean, people censoring things for reasons like this, some which don't really make a lot of sense. | ||
[ | [04:15:52] Sonee: steventheeunuch wants to know: With Chloe, are you dating, or have | ||
you only met once? Subsequently, have you kissed yet? | you only met once? Subsequently, have you kissed yet? | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:15:53] Guest was granted voice by PandaHalo.</font> | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:16:00] Guest is now known as HorniGal.</font> | ||
[ | [04:16:10] SonichuGal: Hold one other mods, let's have Chris have a chance ot answer | ||
each question carefully and thoughtfully. | each question carefully and thoughtfully. | ||
[ | '''[04:16:20] ChrisChanSonichu: Censorship is good. | ||
[ | [04:16:21] falsion: ok sorry | ||
[ | [04:16:39] HorniGal: Chris I have a question. I'm a really really horny girl, and I | ||
remember hearing you talk about how girls can put bananas in their pussy, but i have no bananas. | remember hearing you talk about how girls can put bananas in their pussy, but i have no bananas. | ||
What else could i use? | What else could i use? | ||
[ | [04:16:41] falsion: But sometimes it goes too far, don't you think? Someone doesn't | ||
like something and they want it removed. | like something and they want it removed. | ||
[ | '''[04:16:54] ChrisChanSonichu: we have dated; our first date was at a Taco Bell, and we | ||
have kissed deeply. | '''have kissed deeply. | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:17:01] HorniGal was kicked from the chat room by SonichuGal.</font> | ||
[ | [04:17:24] falsion: steventheeunuch asks "in what regards and to what extent censorship | ||
is good?" | is good?" | ||
[ | '''[04:17:26] ChrisChanSonichu: a plastic dildo, girl. | ||
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[ | <font color="#888">[04:17:36] Laurie joined.</font> | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:17:38] Guest was granted voice by PandaHalo.</font> | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:17:44] Guest is now known as HorniGal.</font> | ||
[ | [04:17:50] HorniGal: where could i get one of those dildos from? | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:17:50] Physaris left.</font> | ||
[ | '''[04:17:50] ChrisChanSonichu: to censor language and naughty bits from the younger | ||
viewers. | '''viewers. | ||
[ | [04:17:55] Sonee: MagichanSonichu wants to know: Now that your Love Quest is over, do | ||
you forgive Mary Lee Wlash? | you forgive Mary Lee Wlash? | ||
[ | '''[04:18:13] ChrisChanSonichu: I prefer not to think about that B**** | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:18:32] Physaris joined.</font> | ||
[ | [04:19:06] Sonee: Gilbert wants to know: What do you think of the Digimon and Monster | ||
Rancher animes? | Rancher animes? | ||
[ | [04:19:23] falsion: Do you think that some people will go to far to censor things? I | ||
mean, say a group doesn't beleive in God and wants it removed from public usage or some form of | mean, say a group doesn't beleive in God and wants it removed from public usage or some form of | ||
media. | media. | ||
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[ | [04:19:35] falsion: ok sorry i'll shut up now | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:19:40] HorniGal had voice removed by SonichuGal.</font> | ||
[ | [04:19:41] falsion: i've had enough time to ask questions hehe | ||
[ | '''[04:19:44] ChrisChanSonichu: both animes are okay, but I have not played the games. | ||
[ | [04:20:02] falsion: but people are wanting to know that as well it seems | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:20:04] HorniGal was granted voice by PandaHalo.</font> | ||
[ | [04:20:07] Sonee: MagichanSonichu wants to ask: have you told Chloe about Crystal | ||
Weston Chandler yet? | Weston Chandler yet? | ||
[ | '''[04:20:14] ChrisChanSonichu: with the current levels of censorship in the media, I feel | ||
it is okay. | '''it is okay. | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:20:54] Guest joined.</font> | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:20:54] Physaris left.</font> | ||
[ | [04:20:58] SonichuGal: Christian, SonichuZapsOfThunder wonders if Christian and the | ||
Hedgehog Boys will ever "reunite" or in other words - can we expect to hear more of your original | Hedgehog Boys will ever "reunite" or in other words - can we expect to hear more of your original | ||
songs from you? | songs from you? | ||
[ | '''[04:21:12] ChrisChanSonichu: not at the moment. | ||
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[ | [04:21:45] HorniGal: Christian, I really like it when my boyfriend makes love to me in | ||
my ass. It feels just as good as my vag***. I am wondering, what do you think of anal sex between a | my ass. It feels just as good as my vag***. I am wondering, what do you think of anal sex between a | ||
boy and a girl? (NOT BOY AND BOY) | boy and a girl? (NOT BOY AND BOY) | ||
[ | [04:22:12] Sonee: SonichuFan1 wants to know: Have you made it to second base with | ||
Chloe? Inquiring minds want to know ;) | Chloe? Inquiring minds want to know ;) | ||
[ | '''[04:22:22] ChrisChanSonichu: between boy and girl, I see no problem. | ||
[ | [04:22:29] falsion: How is that possible though? | ||
[ | '''[04:23:01] ChrisChanSonichu: yes, we have done second. | ||
[ | [04:23:01] falsion: I was thinking the other way around | ||
[ | '''[04:23:22] ChrisChanSonichu: with a strap-on dildo for the woman. | ||
[ | [04:23:36] falsion: sounds painful | ||
[ | [04:24:04] Sonee: Yes | ||
[ | [04:24:10] HorniGal: me and my boyfriend would love for me to get a strap on dildo, do | ||
you know where i could get one and how it would work? | you know where i could get one and how it would work? | ||
[ | '''[04:24:25] ChrisChanSonichu: http://www.adameve.com | ||
[ | [04:24:25] Sonee: SonicusPrime wants to know: I heard you changed your name when you | ||
were younger, could you explain? | were younger, could you explain? | ||
[ | '''[04:24:52] ChrisChanSonichu: I'll answer that question in my next video | ||
[ | [04:24:58] SonichuGal: I can confirm, AdamAndEve has some great stuff ;) | ||
[ | [04:25:19] Sonee: veronichan wants to know: what are some upcoming twists & turns in | ||
future comics? | future comics? | ||
[ | [04:25:34] SonichuGal: Veronichan, I don't think Chris wants to spoil his comic for us | ||
fans! | fans! | ||
[ | [04:26:02] falsion: Protoman wants to know what will happen if Chloe finds your ED | ||
page, since in the past, that has broken your relationships up. Are you worried about that or | page, since in the past, that has broken your relationships up. Are you worried about that or | ||
taking any steps to prevent that? | taking any steps to prevent that? | ||
[ | [04:26:21] HorniGal: christian, what other things does adam and eve have that you would | ||
recommend for me and my boyfriend who want to try new fun sexual things | recommend for me and my boyfriend who want to try new fun sexual things | ||
[ | [04:26:52] SonichuGal: PLEASE one at a time, we don't want to overwhelm Christian with | ||
too many questions at once. | too many questions at once. | ||
[ | '''[04:27:05] ChrisChanSonichu: SHE IS MY VIRGIN-TAKER; no spoilers at the moment; she has | ||
found it, and has ignored it with a grain of salt; that depends on what you'd like to try, have a | '''found it, and has ignored it with a grain of salt; that depends on what you'd like to try, have a | ||
look around. | '''look around. | ||
[ | [04:27:35] SonichuGal: Wait Chris, has she already taken it? | ||
[ | '''[04:27:51] ChrisChanSonichu: I am a gentleman. | ||
[ | [04:28:07] Sonee: MagichanSOnichu wants to know: Have you showed Chloe Sonichu yet? And | ||
if so how does she feel about it? | if so how does she feel about it? | ||
[ | '''[04:28:26] ChrisChanSonichu: She Loves the stories of Sonichu, Rosechu and myself. | ||
[ | [04:28:48] HorniGal: christian, what other things does adam and eve have that you would | ||
recommend for me and my boyfriend who want to try new fun sexual things | recommend for me and my boyfriend who want to try new fun sexual things | ||
[ | [04:28:56] Sonee: BILLY_MAYS wants to know: Despite being a fan of your work, I admit I | ||
have experimented with tobacco and alcohol. I share your view they are very bad things, but felt I | have experimented with tobacco and alcohol. I share your view they are very bad things, but felt I | ||
had to see for myself. How do you justify condeming things you have never experienced? | had to see for myself. How do you justify condeming things you have never experienced? | ||
[ | '''[04:29:51] ChrisChanSonichu: the educational DVDs for one thing; second-hand | ||
smoke...ugh :( | '''smoke...ugh :( | ||
[ | [04:30:30] SonichuGal: Veronichan asks " Rosiechu is my favorite character. Would he | ||
mind if I named my gerbil after her?" | mind if I named my gerbil after her?" | ||
[ | [04:30:35] HorniGal: I have a question. My boyfriend wants me to invite one of my | ||
friends in to the bedroom for some threesome sex. Should i say yes? | friends in to the bedroom for some threesome sex. Should i say yes? | ||
[ | '''[04:30:49] ChrisChanSonichu: that's cool; that's cool. | ||
[ | [04:31:04] Sonee: sonichuslover wants to know: How long ago did you meet Chloe? | ||
[ | [04:31:22] HorniGal: would you have a threesome with chloe? | ||
[ | '''[04:31:23] ChrisChanSonichu: I met her mid-September | ||
[ | [04:31:45] HorniGal: you say it is cool for two girls and a guy, what about two guys | ||
and a girl? | and a girl? | ||
[ | [04:31:57] Sonee: Filbert wants to know: Do you find hentai to be a turn-on? | ||
[ | '''[04:32:06] ChrisChanSonichu: NO WAY; yes | ||
[ | [04:32:28] falsion: I just looked at the AdamEve page. I've never considered sex toys | ||
before. I never even know they made them for guys. You've used them before, correct? Do you think | before. I never even know they made them for guys. You've used them before, correct? Do you think | ||
they are satisfying enough to, well, you know, ease the lonliness of not having a woman to do it | they are satisfying enough to, well, you know, ease the lonliness of not having a woman to do it | ||
with? Are they a decent substitute, or at least thing to ease you over until then? | with? Are they a decent substitute, or at least thing to ease you over until then? | ||
[ | [04:33:14] SonichuGal: I can say from my experience that AdamAndEve's sex toy lines are | ||
quite satisfying ;) | quite satisfying ;) | ||
[ | [04:33:17] falsion: I wonder what my mom would think if I ordered some though, she | ||
would kick me out of the house and never talk to me again. | would kick me out of the house and never talk to me again. | ||
[ | [04:33:20] Sonee: SonichuFan1 wants to know: I heard Jimmy Hill just made 1 million on | ||
Sonichu merchandise and DVDs, what are you going to do?? | Sonichu merchandise and DVDs, what are you going to do?? | ||
[ | [04:33:27] falsion: It's tempting but | ||
[ | [04:33:41] HorniGal: Chris, does your mother know you buy sex toys? | ||
[ | '''[04:33:42] ChrisChanSonichu: to me, they are close enough, but not as satisfying as the | ||
real woman (reference to the love doll); just talk to your mother about it. | '''real woman (reference to the love doll); just talk to your mother about it. | ||
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[ | [04:34:03] falsion: Well, I'd rather not. She'll well.. kick my ass | ||
[ | '''[04:34:20] ChrisChanSonichu: then go ahead; who is she to stop you. | ||
[ | [04:34:38] Sonee: steventheeunuch wants to know: You met Chloe in mid-September but | ||
when did you become Sweethearts? | when did you become Sweethearts? | ||
[ | [04:34:41] falsion: i dunno i live in her house | ||
[ | [04:35:07] HorniGal: Chris, would you like chloe to use a strap on with you? | ||
[ | '''[04:35:11] ChrisChanSonichu: after a month | ||
[ | [04:35:51] HorniGal: If Chloe wanted you to pee on her in a golden shower, would you? | ||
[ | [04:35:56] Sonee: cogsdev wants to know: I would like it if Chris could elaborate on | ||
his previous answer with any tips he has for building up my confidence, so I can "dive right in" as | his previous answer with any tips he has for building up my confidence, so I can "dive right in" as | ||
he suggested. I don't think it'll be as easy as he makes it sound, as the main reason I stopped | he suggested. I don't think it'll be as easy as he makes it sound, as the main reason I stopped | ||
going to school was due to bullying. | going to school was due to bullying. | ||
[ | [04:35:57] SonichuGal: Yuck! | ||
[ | '''[04:36:48] ChrisChanSonichu: maybe; talk to some women on the internet, but do not | ||
expect a relationship out of it right away. | '''expect a relationship out of it right away. | ||
[ | [04:37:14] falsion: Chris, would you ever consider moving out of your house? My mom | ||
always tells me "You can't live here forever. I won't always be here to support you." I mean, is | always tells me "You can't live here forever. I won't always be here to support you." I mean, is | ||
she right? Do you agree with that? | she right? Do you agree with that? | ||
[ | '''[04:37:32] ChrisChanSonichu: possibly; yes | ||
[ | [04:37:36] Sonee: steventheeunuch wants to know: do you find taco bell to be an overly | ||
inappropriate place to bring a woman for a first date, considering you are grown adults? | inappropriate place to bring a woman for a first date, considering you are grown adults? | ||
[ | [04:37:52] SonichuGal: Hey, Taco Bell has great food at low prices! | ||
[ | [04:37:53] falsion: Chris, could you elaborate on that? | ||
[ | [04:37:55] SonichuGal: THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN! | ||
[ | [04:38:06] falsion: i'm sorry but i really need to know and a lot of people are asking | ||
me the same thing | me the same thing | ||
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[ | [04:38:40] falsion: Say if something happened to your parents (pray that never happens | ||
but), what would you do? | but), what would you do? | ||
[ | '''[04:38:47] ChrisChanSonichu: your family is going to pass on eventually; you'll need to | ||
be able to support yourself, or have a sweetheart for support sooner or later. | '''be able to support yourself, or have a sweetheart for support sooner or later. | ||
[ | [04:39:14] Sonee: sonichuslover wants to know: when did you get to second base with | ||
Chloe? | Chloe? | ||
[ | '''[04:39:15] ChrisChanSonichu: I'm fully capable of doing the chores around my house | ||
should that happen, god forbid. | '''should that happen, god forbid. | ||
[ | [04:39:31] falsion: Yeah, but I'm worried who is going to pay expenses | ||
[ | '''[04:39:38] ChrisChanSonichu: no comment. :) | ||
[ | [04:39:40] HorniGal: Chris, you didn't answer my questions about golden showers :( | ||
[ | [04:39:44] SonichuGal: Christian, SonichuZapsOfThunder would like to know if you plan | ||
on incorporating Chloe into your Sonichu comics. | on incorporating Chloe into your Sonichu comics. | ||
[ | '''[04:39:53] ChrisChanSonichu: I said maybe, hornigal | ||
[ | [04:40:00] HorniGal: oh sorry i must have missed it :( | ||
[ | [04:40:02] SonichuGal: See? ;) | ||
[ | '''[04:40:03] ChrisChanSonichu: yes | ||
[ | [04:40:20] Sonee: SonicusPrime wants to know: has anyone offered to make Sonichu action | ||
figures? | figures? | ||
[ | [04:40:34] HorniGal: Christian, me and my boyfriend are going to dress up like sonichu | ||
and rosechu and have sex later and take photos. Would you like some copies of the photos? | and rosechu and have sex later and take photos. Would you like some copies of the photos? | ||
[ | [04:40:44] falsion: Chris, what about expenses and such? I apologize for interupting | ||
anyone elses question but there is nobody else I can really talk to or relates to me on this issue | anyone elses question but there is nobody else I can really talk to or relates to me on this issue | ||
[ | [04:40:46] SonichuGal: I would! | ||
[ | '''[04:40:48] ChrisChanSonichu: no, but I am capable of designing rough designs on paper | ||
or Crayola Model Magic. | '''or Crayola Model Magic. | ||
[ | [04:40:57] falsion: Like if my mom someday couldn't be there to pay them | ||
[ | '''[04:41:24] ChrisChanSonichu: no, thank you, HorniGal; get a job or career. | ||
[ | [04:41:36] Sonee: steventheeunuch wants to know: why cant you do the supporting? Isnt | ||
that the role of a man, to support the woman, not the other way around? | that the role of a man, to support the woman, not the other way around? | ||
[ | [04:41:38] falsion: yeah but my disability prevents that from happening | ||
[ | '''[04:42:05] ChrisChanSonichu: I will be supporting her as the Househusband. | ||
[ | [04:42:43] HorniGal: what about if your wife dies and you're left with a child and no | ||
job to support that child? | job to support that child? | ||
[ | '''[04:42:55] ChrisChanSonichu: I'll get a job. | ||
[ | [04:42:58] falsion: was that to me? i'm a guy | ||
[ | [04:43:09] HorniGal: are you gay falsioN? | ||
[ | [04:43:12] falsion: no | ||
[ | '''[04:43:14] ChrisChanSonichu: oh, I'm sorry; *girlfriend. | ||
[ | [04:43:14] Sonee: MagichanSonichu wants to know: Recently, Family Guy had a sketch that | ||
resembled Christian's. I wonder if he thinks they used his idea. | resembled Christian's. I wonder if he thinks they used his idea. | ||
[ | [04:43:25] HorniGal: ChrisChanSonichu: what would you do if Chloe left you for Robert | ||
Simmons? | Simmons? | ||
[ | '''[04:43:29] ChrisChanSonichu: what? | ||
[ | [04:43:54] SonichuGal: She's referring to Mort Goldman accidently thinking Stewie's | ||
time machine was a bathroom | time machine was a bathroom | ||
[ | '''[04:44:09] ChrisChanSonichu: that can be taken from anywhere. | ||
[ | [04:44:09] SonichuGal: And it looked IDENTICAL to the Ghost Neutral chamber from your | ||
comic. | comic. | ||
[ | [04:44:12] HorniGal: what would you do if Robert Simmons raped Chloe and popped her | ||
virginity before you had a chance? Would you still love chloe even though she wasn't a virgin? | virginity before you had a chance? Would you still love chloe even though she wasn't a virgin? | ||
[ | [04:44:23] falsion: Chris, maybe if I get a girlfriend like you someday. But the | ||
economy is kinda downtrodden right now. I don't think just one person working is enough to sustain | economy is kinda downtrodden right now. I don't think just one person working is enough to sustain | ||
living expenses now these days. | living expenses now these days. | ||
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[ | [04:44:35] falsion: i'll let everyone else talk now | ||
[ | [04:44:57] Sonee: RachmaninovDESU wants to know: what kind of job would you like to | ||
have? | have? | ||
[ | '''[04:45:42] ChrisChanSonichu: something with Computer Aided Drafting & Design. | ||
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[ | [04:46:00] falsion: Do you find that enjoyable? What made you choose that career path? | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:46:13] knuckip left.</font> | ||
[ | [04:46:14] falsion: as to what I want to do as far as a major | ||
[ | [04:46:26] HorniGal: Chrischan, My boyfriend says he wants to rape your girlfriend | ||
[ | '''[04:46:44] ChrisChanSonichu: I have two CADD degrees. | ||
[ | [04:46:46] HorniGal: if you dont reply, i'll assume you want it to happen | ||
[ | [04:46:46] SonichuGal: I bet Chris would kick him in the teeth. | ||
[ | '''[04:47:02] ChrisChanSonichu: HorniGal, Shut Up. | ||
[ | [04:47:29] Sonee: Yes please, be more plite & courteous with your quesitions like | ||
everyone else | everyone else | ||
[ | [04:47:31] falsion: Chris, tell me more about CADD. Is it enjoyable? | ||
[ | [04:47:34] Sonee: *polite | ||
[ | [04:47:40] falsion: Is it a good career path in your opinion | ||
[ | <font color="#888">[04:48:01] HorniGal was kicked from the chat room by [^_^].</font> | ||
[ | '''[04:48:32] ChrisChanSonichu: it's okay. | ||
[ | [04:48:57] falsion: would you mind elaborating? | ||
[ | '''[04:49:48] ChrisChanSonichu: basically, you're designing parts and buildings on the | ||
computer. | '''computer. | ||
[ | [04:49:55] falsion: hmm | ||
[ | [04:50:01] Sonee: steventheeunuch wants to know: I don't mean to be insulting but are | ||
you capable of kicking a man in his teeth? You dont look flexible enough to lift your leg above | you capable of kicking a man in his teeth? You dont look flexible enough to lift your leg above | ||
your waist, nor fit enough | your waist, nor fit enough | ||
[ | [04:50:29] SonichuGal: I absolutely think Chris could. | ||
[ | '''[04:50:37] ChrisChanSonichu: I AM capable. | ||
[ | [04:50:39] falsion: Chris wouldn't do it, he's a nice guy. Right? Or do you have a sort | ||
of side that you don't show to people | of side that you don't show to people | ||
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[ | [04:50:46] falsion: sort of a mean streak | ||
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[ | [04:50:48] falsion: if you will | ||
[ | [04:50:52] SonichuGal: I think Chris would in self defence. | ||
[ | '''[04:50:58] ChrisChanSonichu: self-defense | ||
[ | [04:51:15] falsion: Have you ever taken any self defense or karate lessons? | ||
[ | '''[04:52:01] ChrisChanSonichu: in a way; I've watched a lot of television, and I've taken | ||
a lot of P.E. Classes. | '''a lot of P.E. Classes. | ||
[ | [04:52:13] falsion: Ah, you mean like kung fu movies? | ||
[ | '''[04:52:18] ChrisChanSonichu: yes. | ||
[ | [04:52:32] falsion: Who's your favorite Kung Fu movie actor? | ||
[ | '''[04:52:52] ChrisChanSonichu: I'm tired for now, plus I have church, so I'll answer more | ||
questions next time, as well as in the video. | '''questions next time, as well as in the video. | ||
[ | [04:52:59] SonichuGal: Sure! | ||
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Revision as of 11:25, 12 May 2009
In the early morning of 26 October 2008, Chris chatted in #sonichu for about an hour.
Summary
- Chris introduces Chloe.
- Chris finds online relationships 3/4 as satisfying as real life relationships.
- Chris claims he had a first date with Chloe at Taco Bell and kissed her deeply.
- Chris thinks the current censorship levels in the media are fine.
- Chris has no problem with anal sex between boy and girl.
- When his parents die, Chris can do the chores. He'll support his wife as a househusband.
- He can design Sonichu action figures with Crayola Model Magic.
- Chris is capable of kicking a man in the teeth because he has watched a lot of TV and taken a lot of Physical Education classes.
Transcript
Chris's messages are bolded and channel messages are greyed.
[03:49:28] Guest joined. [03:49:29] Guest is now known as Guest1. [03:49:30] Fag\ is now known as Fag. [03:49:31] veronichan: haha [03:49:31] SonichFan1: omg omg omg omg [03:49:40] falsion: less obvious plz [03:49:40] Fag was kicked from the chat room by Sonee. [03:49:44] falsion: good [03:49:46] veronichan: must...roll...joint...quickly [03:49:49] SonichFan1: I am ripe with glee [03:49:56] SonichuZapsOfThunder: heyyy [03:49:58] SonichuGal: Chris, is that you? It's got a .va in your thingy. [03:50:03] Sonee: ? [03:50:05] falsion: it's him [03:50:09] Filbert joined. [03:50:10] falsion: Hey Chris [03:50:14] Guest1 is now known as ChrisChanSonichu. [03:50:15] SonichuGal: Remember Sonee, no foul language! [03:50:18] ChrisChanSonichu was promoted to operator by PandaHalo. [03:50:19] Sonee: Oops [03:50:22] ChrisChanSonichu: Hey, Yall! [03:50:23] Sonee: Sorry guys =( [03:50:24] SonichuGal: Hurray! It's Chris! Heya Chris! [03:50:27] SONICHUZAPSLIKELIGHTNING: omgomgomgomg [03:50:27] falsion: Good to see you. [03:50:35] Filbert: Hello Chris! [03:50:39] Sonichu_Fan: Hey Chris! [03:50:40] MagichanSonichu: Hi Chris! [03:50:46] Sonichu_Fan: How are you? [03:50:46] veronichan: Wow! Cool! [03:50:48] Sonichu_Fan: :D [03:50:50] SonichuZapsOfThunder: Hello chris. [03:50:51] knuckip: mr. chandler, are you going to make a new comic anytime soon? [03:50:52] Filbert: I love Sonichu. [03:50:53] SonichFan1: Hey Christian Weston Chandler. I am your biggest fan. Sonichu is such an inspiration to me [03:51:03] SonichuZapsOfThunder: ditto [03:51:07] PandaHalo: Hey Christian , how is the video going that you were going to make to address the fan questions? [03:51:09] ChrisChanSonichu: I'm still working on the 18th Episode, and it's going well. [03:51:10] chris_chan_is_numero_uno: We love you, Christian! [03:51:15] SonichuGal: Please people, let's try and keep questions one at a time, Allow someone to ask a question and Chris to answer it. [03:51:17] PandaHalo: we're all REALLY excited about it! [03:51:17] MagichanSonichu: Chris, we hear your heart is back at 100%! That is great news, but how? [03:51:21] falsion: Stop spamming [03:51:31] PandaHalo made this room moderated for normal users. [03:51:32] falsion: Okay, slowly now. [03:51:44] ChrisChanSonichu: I have a Real Woman in my life now. [03:51:48] falsion: You do? [03:51:53] SonichuGal: Tell us more! Is she nice? [03:52:02] falsion: You did like I said didn't you? [03:52:04] Sonee: Sonee! Sonee! [03:52:06] ChrisChanSonichu: she is nice. [03:52:07] falsion: That's good to hear, man [03:52:08] ChrisChanSonichu: yes [03:52:16] SonichuGal: Can you tell us what she looks like? [03:52:16] falsion: That's awesome [03:52:27] SonichuGal: Is she hot ;)? [03:52:40] falsion: I told you, you could do it. [03:52:47] ChrisChanSonichu: she is not only hawt, but positively gorgeous. [03:52:56] falsion: You don't need the internet to talk to a girl. You've got the skills to make it happen in real life. [03:53:01] ChrisChanSonichu: yep. [03:53:13] falsion: Man, that's reallly good to hear [03:53:17] cogsdev: i'm so happy for you chris [03:53:43] SonichuGal: If you have a question for Chris, PM a mod and we'll ask Chris. [03:53:55] Sonee: This is a In-Person girl? [03:54:04] ChrisChanSonichu: Yes [03:54:11] Sonee: Wow [03:54:44] Guest joined. [03:54:49] falsion: Chris. I don't know how to say this. Remember how I said that I had trouble talking to girls and decided to maybe just give up altogther? Well, something else came up. [03:55:13] Guest_ joined. [03:55:13] falsion: What would you do in this situation? [03:55:37] Sonee: Remember fellow Sonichu fans: PM a mod with your question to ask the Big CWC! [03:55:38] Guest was granted voice by PandaHalo. [03:55:40] Guest_ was granted voice by PandaHalo. [03:55:48] falsion: I'm embarressed to say this in front of everyone, but I know I can trust your advice. [03:55:50] Guest is now known as steventheeunuch. [03:56:00] Guest_ is now known as Ayatollah. [03:56:02] steventheeunuch: Hi falsion [03:56:26] ChrisChanSonichu: falsion, listen, if the woman truly loves you, it will not matter to her rather or not you're impotent. [03:56:44] PandaHalo: Chris, when will the fan video be out? [03:57:00] falsion left. [03:57:04] ChrisChanSonichu: just don't go blurting all over the place about your impotence. [03:57:08] Sonee: CWC, how long have you and your new gal been seeing each other? [03:57:12] ChrisChanSonichu: Monday. [03:57:23] falsion joined. [03:57:24] falsion was promoted to operator by [^_^]. [03:57:28] falsion: Sorry, I got disconnected [03:57:30] ChrisChanSonichu: for a short while now. [03:58:02] falsion: Chris, did you see my question? [03:58:14] steventheeunuch: Hi chris, sorry to interrupt, but I sent you a message over youtube about dating advice- Im a life coach and part of my job is to help people when it comes to courting men/women, and I was wondering if ever you wanted to chat about that? [03:58:16] Sonee: SonichuFan1 wants to know: Have you had a kiss yet with da new lady? [03:59:03] ChrisChanSonichu: Falsion, you can have some of your stuff surgecally removed and put into your woman. [03:59:03] PandaHalo removed the ban on *!*@Rizon-FCC1C55A.lv.lv.cox.net. [03:59:11] falsion: I can? [03:59:48] ChrisChanSonichu: I'm okay, steventheeunuch; yes, and her name is Chloe; yes, falsion, just ask a doctor about that procedure. [03:59:53] NipplesOfSillyness joined. [03:59:58] falsion: What about adoption? Is that a good option in your opinion? [03:59:59] SonichuGal: Chris, filbert asks: if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you want to go? [04:00:06] NipplesOfSillyness left. [04:00:07] falsion: also sorry to cut into other peoples question time [04:00:10] steventheeunuch: Chris: have you met her in real life yet? [04:00:12] falsion: but i really need to know this [04:00:18] SonichuGal: steve, he's said it's in person. [04:00:36] steventheeunuch: Oh I see i see [04:00:46] falsion: I'm sure you all understand what I'm going through right now. I apologize [04:00:46] Sonee: SonichuFan1: Wants to know: I tried calling your fhouse but your parents got mad! Is there a way to talk directly with Christian Chandler? [04:01:12] DOUKNOUKEM left. [04:01:44] ChrisChanSonichu: England; yes; soon enough; only if you are nice about it when you call. [04:02:14] sonichuslover joined. [04:02:14] Ayatollah: Why would you want to go to England may I ask? [04:02:45] sonichuslover left. [04:02:47] steventheeunuch: Do you consider the possibility of chloe being a fake? [04:02:51] sonichuslover joined. [04:03:09] steventheeunuch: *no offence and nothing implied* [04:04:18] falsion: Chris, are you still with us? [04:04:24] ChrisChanSonichu: Because I have ancestors from jolly ol' England; she is not a fake, we have met in person. [04:04:27] steventheeunuch: Its oh, so, quiet [04:05:00] SonichuGal: Please steve, other people have questions they're waiting to be asked. [04:05:03] ChrisChanSonichu: Also, Chloe is shy and currently doesn't want her face on the internet currently. [04:05:16] BILLY_MAYS joined. [04:05:29] steventheeunuch had voice removed by SonichuGal. [04:06:15] Sonee: SonichuFan1 wants to know: I have a hard time talking on the phone and I need to communicate with iprelay? [04:06:26] sonichuslover left. [04:06:27] ChrisChanSonichu: I have pictures, but I refuse to upload them onto the internet; I have male acquaintances, and I still will feel how I feel about them as I do now. [04:06:40] Sonee: I believe he means if you know of iprelay and would like to speak with SonichuFan1 in this manner? [04:07:02] falsion: IPRelay is where a person types something to an operator and the operator talks to you [04:07:12] ChrisChanSonichu: I'm sorry, but that method of communication is very annoying to me, and I do not care for it much, goahead [04:07:29] SonichuGal: Chris, SonichuZapsOfLightening asks if you've ever been in a fight with someone other than a jerkop/manajerk/etc. [04:07:46] ChrisChanSonichu: no comment. [04:07:51] SonichuGal: Fair enough. [04:08:04] Sonee: cogsdev wants to know: i have not left my house in two years and am terrified of showing my face in public. Does chris have any advice to help me overcome my problems and get back to school? [04:08:05] Ayatollah: Christian, If I may ask, do you find relationships online to be as satisfying as ones in the outside world? [04:08:22] sonichuslover joined. [04:09:05] ChrisChanSonichu: Suck it up and dive right into the public scene; 3/4 as satisfying. [04:09:13] sonichuslover was granted voice by PandaHalo. [04:09:23] sonichuslover: yay [04:09:42] Ayatollah had voice removed by SonichuGal. [04:09:46] sonichuslover had voice removed by SonichuGal. [04:09:47] Sonee: MagichanSonichu wants to know: How did you meet the new girl if you were banned from other places? [04:10:40] SonicusPrime joined. [04:10:56] ChrisChanSonichu: We met at the Gamestop; we were both preordering LittleBiGPlanet at the same time. [04:11:32] Sonee: I believe I have skipped over another mod that had a question, if one has a question from a fan please do so [04:11:39] ChrisChanSonichu: it just happened with the Emotional Spark of the moment. :) [04:11:55] falsion: Sega4ever wants to know what you think about Muslims delaying LittleBigPlanet, any thoughts? [04:12:20] eifer joined. [04:12:29] falsion: They delayed the game because they did not want a song that was used in the game to be used if I recall correctly [04:12:36] ChrisChanSonichu: Crazy. [04:12:55] falsion: I know, it is now that you mention it [04:13:16] SonichuGal: Christian, Filbert also wants to know - do you like raisins? [04:13:23] ChrisChanSonichu: the two lyrics from that song translated to sentences of an apocolypse; they didn't want the children who were playing it to get that idea and be stressed. [04:13:27] Sandmastah_ joined. [04:13:49] ChrisChanSonichu: but the song was in another language; it wouldn't have been understood in most countries. [04:13:57] falsion: yeah, it makes no sense [04:14:07] ChrisChanSonichu: Also, SONY COULD HAVE made a downloadable patch to delete that song from the game, or hidden it. [04:14:08] falsion: its like they do it for attention [04:14:21] ChrisChanSonichu: what kind of raisins; the fruit? [04:14:35] SonichuGal: Yes, the fruit. [04:14:46] ChrisChanSonichu: yes, I like Raisins. [04:14:46] SonichuGal: Haha, I remember the Californian Raisins. [04:15:19] falsion: one of the zelda games got delayed for the same reason if I recall correctly. [04:15:42] Guest joined. [04:15:43] falsion: Hmm, Chris. What is your opinion on this kind of censorship? I mean, people censoring things for reasons like this, some which don't really make a lot of sense. [04:15:52] Sonee: steventheeunuch wants to know: With Chloe, are you dating, or have you only met once? Subsequently, have you kissed yet? [04:15:53] Guest was granted voice by PandaHalo. [04:16:00] Guest is now known as HorniGal. [04:16:10] SonichuGal: Hold one other mods, let's have Chris have a chance ot answer each question carefully and thoughtfully. [04:16:20] ChrisChanSonichu: Censorship is good. [04:16:21] falsion: ok sorry [04:16:39] HorniGal: Chris I have a question. I'm a really really horny girl, and I remember hearing you talk about how girls can put bananas in their pussy, but i have no bananas. What else could i use? [04:16:41] falsion: But sometimes it goes too far, don't you think? Someone doesn't like something and they want it removed. [04:16:54] ChrisChanSonichu: we have dated; our first date was at a Taco Bell, and we have kissed deeply. [04:17:01] HorniGal was kicked from the chat room by SonichuGal. [04:17:24] falsion: steventheeunuch asks "in what regards and to what extent censorship is good?" [04:17:26] ChrisChanSonichu: a plastic dildo, girl. [04:17:27] Guest joined. [04:17:36] Laurie joined. [04:17:38] Guest was granted voice by PandaHalo. [04:17:44] Guest is now known as HorniGal. [04:17:50] HorniGal: where could i get one of those dildos from? [04:17:50] Physaris left. [04:17:50] ChrisChanSonichu: to censor language and naughty bits from the younger viewers. [04:17:55] Sonee: MagichanSonichu wants to know: Now that your Love Quest is over, do you forgive Mary Lee Wlash? [04:18:13] ChrisChanSonichu: I prefer not to think about that B**** [04:18:32] Physaris joined. [04:19:06] Sonee: Gilbert wants to know: What do you think of the Digimon and Monster Rancher animes? [04:19:23] falsion: Do you think that some people will go to far to censor things? I mean, say a group doesn't beleive in God and wants it removed from public usage or some form of media. [04:19:30] Parakarry left. [04:19:35] falsion: ok sorry i'll shut up now [04:19:40] HorniGal had voice removed by SonichuGal. [04:19:41] falsion: i've had enough time to ask questions hehe [04:19:44] ChrisChanSonichu: both animes are okay, but I have not played the games. [04:20:02] falsion: but people are wanting to know that as well it seems [04:20:04] HorniGal was granted voice by PandaHalo. [04:20:07] Sonee: MagichanSonichu wants to ask: have you told Chloe about Crystal Weston Chandler yet? [04:20:14] ChrisChanSonichu: with the current levels of censorship in the media, I feel it is okay. [04:20:54] Guest joined. [04:20:54] Physaris left. [04:20:58] SonichuGal: Christian, SonichuZapsOfThunder wonders if Christian and the Hedgehog Boys will ever "reunite" or in other words - can we expect to hear more of your original songs from you? [04:21:12] ChrisChanSonichu: not at the moment. [04:21:24] Physaris joined. [04:21:45] HorniGal: Christian, I really like it when my boyfriend makes love to me in my ass. It feels just as good as my vag***. I am wondering, what do you think of anal sex between a boy and a girl? (NOT BOY AND BOY) [04:22:12] Sonee: SonichuFan1 wants to know: Have you made it to second base with Chloe? Inquiring minds want to know ;) [04:22:22] ChrisChanSonichu: between boy and girl, I see no problem. [04:22:29] falsion: How is that possible though? [04:23:01] ChrisChanSonichu: yes, we have done second. [04:23:01] falsion: I was thinking the other way around [04:23:22] ChrisChanSonichu: with a strap-on dildo for the woman. [04:23:36] falsion: sounds painful [04:24:04] Sonee: Yes [04:24:10] HorniGal: me and my boyfriend would love for me to get a strap on dildo, do you know where i could get one and how it would work? [04:24:25] ChrisChanSonichu: http://www.adameve.com [04:24:25] Sonee: SonicusPrime wants to know: I heard you changed your name when you were younger, could you explain? [04:24:52] ChrisChanSonichu: I'll answer that question in my next video [04:24:58] SonichuGal: I can confirm, AdamAndEve has some great stuff ;) [04:25:19] Sonee: veronichan wants to know: what are some upcoming twists & turns in future comics? [04:25:34] SonichuGal: Veronichan, I don't think Chris wants to spoil his comic for us fans! [04:26:02] falsion: Protoman wants to know what will happen if Chloe finds your ED page, since in the past, that has broken your relationships up. Are you worried about that or taking any steps to prevent that? [04:26:21] HorniGal: christian, what other things does adam and eve have that you would recommend for me and my boyfriend who want to try new fun sexual things [04:26:52] SonichuGal: PLEASE one at a time, we don't want to overwhelm Christian with too many questions at once. [04:27:05] ChrisChanSonichu: SHE IS MY VIRGIN-TAKER; no spoilers at the moment; she has found it, and has ignored it with a grain of salt; that depends on what you'd like to try, have a look around. [04:27:35] SonichuGal: Wait Chris, has she already taken it? [04:27:51] ChrisChanSonichu: I am a gentleman. [04:28:07] Sonee: MagichanSOnichu wants to know: Have you showed Chloe Sonichu yet? And if so how does she feel about it? [04:28:26] ChrisChanSonichu: She Loves the stories of Sonichu, Rosechu and myself. [04:28:48] HorniGal: christian, what other things does adam and eve have that you would recommend for me and my boyfriend who want to try new fun sexual things [04:28:56] Sonee: BILLY_MAYS wants to know: Despite being a fan of your work, I admit I have experimented with tobacco and alcohol. I share your view they are very bad things, but felt I had to see for myself. How do you justify condeming things you have never experienced? [04:29:51] ChrisChanSonichu: the educational DVDs for one thing; second-hand smoke...ugh :( [04:30:30] SonichuGal: Veronichan asks " Rosiechu is my favorite character. Would he mind if I named my gerbil after her?" [04:30:35] HorniGal: I have a question. My boyfriend wants me to invite one of my friends in to the bedroom for some threesome sex. Should i say yes? [04:30:49] ChrisChanSonichu: that's cool; that's cool. [04:31:04] Sonee: sonichuslover wants to know: How long ago did you meet Chloe? [04:31:22] HorniGal: would you have a threesome with chloe? [04:31:23] ChrisChanSonichu: I met her mid-September [04:31:45] HorniGal: you say it is cool for two girls and a guy, what about two guys and a girl? [04:31:57] Sonee: Filbert wants to know: Do you find hentai to be a turn-on? [04:32:06] ChrisChanSonichu: NO WAY; yes [04:32:28] falsion: I just looked at the AdamEve page. I've never considered sex toys before. I never even know they made them for guys. You've used them before, correct? Do you think they are satisfying enough to, well, you know, ease the lonliness of not having a woman to do it with? Are they a decent substitute, or at least thing to ease you over until then? [04:33:14] SonichuGal: I can say from my experience that AdamAndEve's sex toy lines are quite satisfying ;) [04:33:17] falsion: I wonder what my mom would think if I ordered some though, she would kick me out of the house and never talk to me again. [04:33:20] Sonee: SonichuFan1 wants to know: I heard Jimmy Hill just made 1 million on Sonichu merchandise and DVDs, what are you going to do?? [04:33:27] falsion: It's tempting but [04:33:41] HorniGal: Chris, does your mother know you buy sex toys? [04:33:42] ChrisChanSonichu: to me, they are close enough, but not as satisfying as the real woman (reference to the love doll); just talk to your mother about it. [04:33:57] Guest_ joined. [04:34:03] falsion: Well, I'd rather not. She'll well.. kick my ass [04:34:20] ChrisChanSonichu: then go ahead; who is she to stop you. [04:34:38] Sonee: steventheeunuch wants to know: You met Chloe in mid-September but when did you become Sweethearts? [04:34:41] falsion: i dunno i live in her house [04:35:07] HorniGal: Chris, would you like chloe to use a strap on with you? [04:35:11] ChrisChanSonichu: after a month [04:35:51] HorniGal: If Chloe wanted you to pee on her in a golden shower, would you? [04:35:56] Sonee: cogsdev wants to know: I would like it if Chris could elaborate on his previous answer with any tips he has for building up my confidence, so I can "dive right in" as he suggested. I don't think it'll be as easy as he makes it sound, as the main reason I stopped going to school was due to bullying. [04:35:57] SonichuGal: Yuck! [04:36:48] ChrisChanSonichu: maybe; talk to some women on the internet, but do not expect a relationship out of it right away. [04:37:14] falsion: Chris, would you ever consider moving out of your house? My mom always tells me "You can't live here forever. I won't always be here to support you." I mean, is she right? Do you agree with that? [04:37:32] ChrisChanSonichu: possibly; yes [04:37:36] Sonee: steventheeunuch wants to know: do you find taco bell to be an overly inappropriate place to bring a woman for a first date, considering you are grown adults? [04:37:52] SonichuGal: Hey, Taco Bell has great food at low prices! [04:37:53] falsion: Chris, could you elaborate on that? [04:37:55] SonichuGal: THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN! [04:38:06] falsion: i'm sorry but i really need to know and a lot of people are asking me the same thing [04:38:14] LordKaT left. [04:38:40] falsion: Say if something happened to your parents (pray that never happens but), what would you do? [04:38:47] ChrisChanSonichu: your family is going to pass on eventually; you'll need to be able to support yourself, or have a sweetheart for support sooner or later. [04:39:14] Sonee: sonichuslover wants to know: when did you get to second base with Chloe? [04:39:15] ChrisChanSonichu: I'm fully capable of doing the chores around my house should that happen, god forbid. [04:39:31] falsion: Yeah, but I'm worried who is going to pay expenses [04:39:38] ChrisChanSonichu: no comment. :) [04:39:40] HorniGal: Chris, you didn't answer my questions about golden showers :( [04:39:44] SonichuGal: Christian, SonichuZapsOfThunder would like to know if you plan on incorporating Chloe into your Sonichu comics. [04:39:53] ChrisChanSonichu: I said maybe, hornigal [04:40:00] HorniGal: oh sorry i must have missed it :( [04:40:02] SonichuGal: See? ;) [04:40:03] ChrisChanSonichu: yes [04:40:20] Sonee: SonicusPrime wants to know: has anyone offered to make Sonichu action figures? [04:40:34] HorniGal: Christian, me and my boyfriend are going to dress up like sonichu and rosechu and have sex later and take photos. Would you like some copies of the photos? [04:40:44] falsion: Chris, what about expenses and such? I apologize for interupting anyone elses question but there is nobody else I can really talk to or relates to me on this issue [04:40:46] SonichuGal: I would! [04:40:48] ChrisChanSonichu: no, but I am capable of designing rough designs on paper or Crayola Model Magic. [04:40:57] falsion: Like if my mom someday couldn't be there to pay them [04:41:24] ChrisChanSonichu: no, thank you, HorniGal; get a job or career. [04:41:36] Sonee: steventheeunuch wants to know: why cant you do the supporting? Isnt that the role of a man, to support the woman, not the other way around? [04:41:38] falsion: yeah but my disability prevents that from happening [04:42:05] ChrisChanSonichu: I will be supporting her as the Househusband. [04:42:43] HorniGal: what about if your wife dies and you're left with a child and no job to support that child? [04:42:55] ChrisChanSonichu: I'll get a job. [04:42:58] falsion: was that to me? i'm a guy [04:43:09] HorniGal: are you gay falsioN? [04:43:12] falsion: no [04:43:14] ChrisChanSonichu: oh, I'm sorry; *girlfriend. [04:43:14] Sonee: MagichanSonichu wants to know: Recently, Family Guy had a sketch that resembled Christian's. I wonder if he thinks they used his idea. [04:43:25] HorniGal: ChrisChanSonichu: what would you do if Chloe left you for Robert Simmons? [04:43:29] ChrisChanSonichu: what? [04:43:54] SonichuGal: She's referring to Mort Goldman accidently thinking Stewie's time machine was a bathroom [04:44:09] ChrisChanSonichu: that can be taken from anywhere. [04:44:09] SonichuGal: And it looked IDENTICAL to the Ghost Neutral chamber from your comic. [04:44:12] HorniGal: what would you do if Robert Simmons raped Chloe and popped her virginity before you had a chance? Would you still love chloe even though she wasn't a virgin? [04:44:23] falsion: Chris, maybe if I get a girlfriend like you someday. But the economy is kinda downtrodden right now. I don't think just one person working is enough to sustain living expenses now these days. [04:44:34] EXKeine joined. [04:44:35] falsion: i'll let everyone else talk now [04:44:57] Sonee: RachmaninovDESU wants to know: what kind of job would you like to have? [04:45:42] ChrisChanSonichu: something with Computer Aided Drafting & Design. [04:45:51] loony joined. [04:46:00] falsion: Do you find that enjoyable? What made you choose that career path? [04:46:13] knuckip left. [04:46:14] falsion: as to what I want to do as far as a major [04:46:26] HorniGal: Chrischan, My boyfriend says he wants to rape your girlfriend [04:46:44] ChrisChanSonichu: I have two CADD degrees. [04:46:46] HorniGal: if you dont reply, i'll assume you want it to happen [04:46:46] SonichuGal: I bet Chris would kick him in the teeth. [04:47:02] ChrisChanSonichu: HorniGal, Shut Up. [04:47:29] Sonee: Yes please, be more plite & courteous with your quesitions like everyone else [04:47:31] falsion: Chris, tell me more about CADD. Is it enjoyable? [04:47:34] Sonee: *polite [04:47:40] falsion: Is it a good career path in your opinion [04:48:01] HorniGal was kicked from the chat room by [^_^]. [04:48:32] ChrisChanSonichu: it's okay. [04:48:57] falsion: would you mind elaborating? [04:49:48] ChrisChanSonichu: basically, you're designing parts and buildings on the computer. [04:49:55] falsion: hmm [04:50:01] Sonee: steventheeunuch wants to know: I don't mean to be insulting but are you capable of kicking a man in his teeth? You dont look flexible enough to lift your leg above your waist, nor fit enough [04:50:29] SonichuGal: I absolutely think Chris could. [04:50:37] ChrisChanSonichu: I AM capable. [04:50:39] falsion: Chris wouldn't do it, he's a nice guy. Right? Or do you have a sort of side that you don't show to people [04:50:43] SonichuZapsOfThunder left. [04:50:46] falsion: sort of a mean streak [04:50:48] SonichuZapsOfThunder joined. [04:50:48] falsion: if you will [04:50:52] SonichuGal: I think Chris would in self defence. [04:50:58] ChrisChanSonichu: self-defense [04:51:15] falsion: Have you ever taken any self defense or karate lessons? [04:52:01] ChrisChanSonichu: in a way; I've watched a lot of television, and I've taken a lot of P.E. Classes. [04:52:13] falsion: Ah, you mean like kung fu movies? [04:52:18] ChrisChanSonichu: yes. [04:52:32] falsion: Who's your favorite Kung Fu movie actor? [04:52:52] ChrisChanSonichu: I'm tired for now, plus I have church, so I'll answer more questions next time, as well as in the video. [04:52:59] SonichuGal: Sure! [04:53:07] ChrisChanSonichu left.
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