Golden Church of Sonichu

Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Sonichu. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "mama".

Golden Church of Sonichu is a Discord server set up by Praetor, exclusive to customers who bought a golden medallion off of Praetor's OfficialCWCmart page.

Transfer to CWCville

17 February 2021

Chris (as Sonichu)

Hey, I am feeling uncertain, disgruntled, and mildy confused. All I consciously know at the moment is that everything of the dimension merge is continuing on better now, and shortly enough I will be in Cwcville with this body, and during the present time I am to chill and give this body a bunch of self-love. Yet, as I've mensioned to y'all earlier on Instagram, this body and brain are still harping on its failure of a mutual respected/love cuddle or lay in this universe.

My bad for not starting this thread with more positive news.

Thanks for listening.

censored user

So, is Christine's spirit in her body in this world?

21 February 2021

Chris(as Sonichu)

No, Chris is still in my body in universe C-197.

Project List

23 February 2021

Praetor

@everyone Hey ya'll! The purpose of this discord, this Church, is to bring about collaboration in order to further the omnipotent grasp of Chris Chan Sonichu and our allies. That being said, these are the current projects being worked on: -Christine has fully greenlit [censored user]'s video game. Please message Chris directly as soon as possible, as Christine would like to provide some direction with the game's storyline. -The Praetor Flamethrower will be stress-tested this upcoming week at a local firing range sponsoring us. Please standby for future details. -Christine has approved the future sale of Potions blessed by her. These are to be sold for less than $17 apiece, but a fixed price has not yet been decided. We need help finding cheaply shipped glassware in bulk. As cheap as possible is best, as we are going to be selling 3-4 kinds of potions stocked at at least 12 each. Bottles must be at very least 4oz, at most 16oz. -Christine's Golden Medallions have already sold out. Expect more members soon. -Test footage for @Deleted User has been filmed in order to see if she can cgi a Sonichu next to Chris, allowing us to feature a Sonichu in the upcoming Chris Chan Movie. Please complete this as soon as possible, and we will kiss you on the mouth. -If any ideas, products, or other marketable content comes to mind, please drop it in the main Discord Chat. Thanks again.

Deleted User

Me and my friend can work on cgi, but frame by frame may look more similar and be easier to fix and shape to Sonichus preference

censored user

Rad. Just messaged her

Not Yet in CWCville

24 February 2021

Chris (as Sonichu)

Hey, y'all.

Just kinda emoting out some; did today's meditate in the gazebo with the gate crystal and all.

It's Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's birthday; she's still in my body in Cwcville, and I, Sonichu Prime, am still in her body in this universe. I am feeling like, "Why the hell am I not in Cwcville with this body today of all days!?"

Hey, @Praetor, it looks like all of the golden medallions have been sold; awesome job, dude.

Such a premature return body swap would not only be very bad to this timeline, but it is not in either our control to make the return swap.

Return Body Swap

25 February 2021

Chris

Christine: And yet, the fated return swap happened last night

Too much going on right now.

I return from C-197 after ten months and 24 days, and My Little Pony G5 is still not cancelled?!

As having to resync with my own brain and body was not bad enough; this apocalyptic thing is still going on. It's a major pain in the Cosmos as well.

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External links

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