Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.
File Name: kc92709.mp3
- Chris went to couple's relationship class by himself, told them about being trolled and how hard it is to be him.
- Kim told Chris to make a Sonichu costume, Kacey agreed. Chris says it's too much work.
- Chris is trying to get a job at Target.
- talking about buying and selling Guitar Hero stuff on Ebay, says that Guitar Hero is better than Rock Band.
- Chris talks about a bear and her cubs being near a school; he heard about it on the news. Kacey sounds bored as hell.
- talks about more news stuff, a guy who raped a 13 year old girl ran to Europe, Kacey doesn't care but then gets angry about child molesters.
- Chris says that child molesters should only get 5 years in jail. Kacey says that it should be longer, Chris eventually changes to 20 years. Kacey gets angrier and starts yelling at Chris. Chris backs down.
- Kacey is really pushing the topic of rape on Chris; Chris sounds uncomfortable. Chris: "I have never personally been raped. I would definitely be offended if I was."
- Chris talks about Family Guy/Cleveland Show, says that American Dad is bad.
- Chris keeps talking about Meg from Family Guy, saying that she's really hot. Kacey says as much as possible to piss Chris off in regards to Meg.
- Chris is STILL talking about Meg and wanting to bang her. Kacey calls Meg fat.
- Chris ignores any homosexual part of Family Guy. Gets pretty angry when Kacey keeps talking about how Family Guy is pro-homo.
- Chris stopped drinking various types of soda because he started to associate them with gay people.
- Kacey says that no gay man would ever be into Chris because he's not clean enough. This actually upsets Chris.
- Kacey asks if gay people have ever hit on him before. He says over the Internet it's happened.
- Chris claims he's been hit on a few times by girls back in middle school, ever since he left high school it hasn't happened because every single woman is taken by a guy already.
- Chris says that he has good fashion sense.
- Kacey says that the idea of being a "house husband" will make girls think that Chris is gay.
- Kacey says Chris needs to be more manly. Chris takes this to mean that he needs to take male hormone pills.
- Kacey tells Chris to go clean his room and says she has to leave.
Transcript
Chris: Hello?
Kacey: Hey Chris, it's Kacey. How are ya?
Chris: Hey Kacey, I'm ok. How are you?
Kacey: I'm good. So whats uh- up with you? I mean, I haven't talked to you in awhile, I have been so busy.
Chris: Yeah, I kinda figured that. Yeah, a lot has been going on. Uhmm... Where do I begin? Shoot, when was the last time we talked?
Kacey: A couple of days ago.
Chris: A couple of days ago... Mmm... Alright well ok well I guess I'll start with something good, yeah? Uhh... yeah yesterday I took my uh, over to the first of uh, my uh relationship management classes. I think I told you about that?
Kacey: Uh huh.
Chris: Do we - I signed up for that class - I am saying I took the first one yesterday - I took the first one yesterday at - I guesstimate or -or- say the day before yesterday - No. It's after midnight, it's not Monday, it's Saturday. Anyway, yeah, Saturday morning I went to my first class and uhh -it - it was good. Uhhh- learned that first step in a matching your relationship is learning about your self so... So uh mu- So it was basically was three of us. I mean a teacher and uh- and another student woman named Elizabeth about-
Kacey: Well aren't those classes for people that are actually in relationships?
Chris: Uh, not necessarily, it could be considered- I mean- I mean, I was single and I was able to sign up for it.
Kacey: Well-But I mean, I mean they are not going to discriminate but... don't they teach you material that goes after the relationship?
Chris: Umh- Uh, They gave us some material even before the relationship like you know how to talk- How to uh... how to so- How to better socialize and uh... talk to woman and what not. It's sorta like Dating Education.
Kacey: Mkay. So what have you learned?
Chris: Mmm... Yeah I learned- Yeah I learned a little bit. Uh... I learned quite a bit... Mmm... yeah, It seems like s-although it was like - Although -You know like- I have had coping classes before in middle and high school so this one was kinda similar to that one in a way- in a few ways. We did a few- we did a few worksheets filling in a little bit some information about uh- ourselves, our teachers did workshe-did our- did our worksheets along with us. A total of five people signed up for the class, but uh- but ya know three of them didn't make it. So... it was just like three of us Saturday, anyway yeah...
Kacey: Well, I mean, what kind of things were on the work sheets?
Chris: Uhm... Yea-You know like uh... you know like a one or- a few- a yes few little - few questions like you know like- like you know- You could- rate how good you feel about your self or uh... or how are seen or like you see or you know how people see us a good friend or if you a little bit of confidence- err - if you have a little confident or even a few questions that were like in reversed this morning, like do you -do you know- do you sometimes feel lonely or sometimes doubt your self. But anyway, but like- In a possible 30 so - and I got 27. The teacher and Eliz- The teacher, her name was Wandea. Yeah Wandea and Elizabeth they each - they both- they each got 29 our of 30. Yeah, I mean- it's just a couple of things like sometimes like- I did have lonely nights um...and like you know I have a few concerns about how other people see me you know, like people over the internet, you know, some like me some don't like me so-
Kacey: Yo- You didn't talk about the trolls, did you?
Chris: Yeah. Only a little bit... I mean I did not go into details, just, you know, I had a bunch of people badmouth me, so... Yeah, was just basically it was a contribution with that, but yeah- wasn't them- eh- this wasn't about the trolls anyway. Uh- I talked enough and we also, like you know, anyways, like you know when we evaluate ourselves we need to essentially... It was like we were accentuating on the positives, so... You know- a know- an- on- Among the other two worksheets we talked about, like you know uh- summin- like you know, you filled in what each of us liked... a-our likes and uh- dislikes and uh... about like- and like uh... what we would like- what we would like to be or what we are l- what each of us are looking forward to... Yeah, and then- and then in the future classes we'll be learning about uh... How to better communicate with uh- other people... and uh- and the like... and associating, co-
Kacey: What do you think this class is going to do for you?
Chris: Yeah, I think it'll- I think it'll help me uh... maybe- I think it'll help- I think it'll help me feel a little bit more confident about myself, maybe, and uh- give me more- give me more things to- give me a better understanding of what to say when I talk to uh- women- when I talk to women in public or... Well, you know that sorta thing.
Kacey: Well, you know confidence comes from within. A class can't give it to you.
Chris: Uh, yeah, but ye- yeah, before uh- 'fore... Yeah, I mean I'm not sure- I mean- but I'm... I think it's fairly obvious that for a while I've had like uh... quiet- quite a bit of low self-esteem.
Kacey: Hm.
Chris: Yeah... Hm. Anyway, I think a- I think after- I think after these classes I'll uh- feel- I'll feel a little better about myself and I'll feel more confident and uh- ma- and possibly better socialize in my adult life and... feel better about appoint- approaching women and talking to th- an' talking to them...
Kacey: [sigh] Okay, well, anything else about the relationship class?
Chris: Hm. Only that, like you know, we're hoping that the other three students will co- will-will-will-we'll-we'll be seeing them next class.
Kacey: Okay.
Chris: That- and that uh- the next class will be on the uh- twenty-fourth of October... Oh, and also I learned that, like, you know- you know the relationship class is one thing among the uh- Parks and Recreation program here in Charlottes- in Charlottesville... Uh- yeah, but also I got a calendar of events, apparently there's like a little Halloween party over at the uh- Key Center near the Downtown Mall, so I'll be- so I'm probably going to that. Not sure what I'm going to dress up as, though. And uh-
Kacey: What did you say was going on in October, I'm sorry? For the class?
Chris: Oh. I said that the last class will be on October twenty-fourth, and then I got a calendar of events... wi- I th- learned there's going to be a Halloween party over at the Key Center dear the Downtown Mall, so I'm planning on going to that, but I'm not sure what I'm going to dress up as yet.
Kacey: Oh, okay.
Chris: Yeah, Kim's- I talked to Kim about that a little bit earlier, uh- she suggested I make up a Sonichu costume, but I don't se-
Kacey: I actually was about to suggest that. I mean why not?
Chris: Yeah, I mean I-
Kacey: You can stretch your creative muscles.
Chris: Yeah, well, I'm just not sure about uh- wanting to make a costume at this time, but you know-
Kacey: Well, but what better way to promote it and show that it's yours?
Chris: Yeah. Okay, but... Yeah, anyway, I just- it depends on how I feel and I'll think about it further and iffan... If I decide to make the costume, I will.
Kacey: Well, I mean w- you should be more driven to do these things. I mean obv- or obviously Sonichu is not that important.
Chris: Well, Sonichu is important... to me. Just I got so many fat- factors in life I, you know-
Kacey: I know, but this is gonna be great PR!
Chris: Like, you know, I got- I'm going to try s- trying to socialize in real life, for one thing and trying- and another thing trying to not think about the trolls and keep my distance from the computer, so I don't have to listen to them and ignore their incoming phone calls... [sigh] Lotta stuff. But yeah, I'm still working on the comics and the uh- CWCipedia and all that. Oh, I got- and also the uh-
Kacey: Oh, and how about your room? You still working on your room?
Chris: Yeah, I'm still working on my room.
Kacey: You should send me some pictures of progress.
Chris: Yeah, okay, I will. Yeah, by the way, also I uh- called up uh- Target earlier today uh- try- tried looking for... Melissa, one of the two women who interviewed me uh- She wasn't in, so I a- so I left a message asking for her to call me back. I should probably hear from her on Monday or Tuesday... Uh- today or tomorrow. Depends on-
Kacey: Okay, well, good luck with that.
Chris: Depends on when she comes in, you know?
Kacey: Definitely. Um, do you think you got the job? 'Cause I don't think we've talked about it since it actually happened.
Chris: Well, yeah, I mean I think I felt that I did good at the interview and that uh- I feel... that I left a good impression on hm... and uh- I felt the sense of a... and uh- feeling like, you know... and perceiving me as a friendly type person.
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