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<poem>"Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,
<poem>"Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,
Ring ting tingling too
Ring ting tingling, too
Come on, it's '''lovely weather'''
Come on, it's '''lovely weather'''
'''For a sleigh ride together with''' you,
'''For a sleigh ride together with''' you,
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And friends are calling "Yoo hoo,"
And friends are calling "Yoo hoo,"
Come on, it's '''lovely weather'''
Come on, it's '''lovely weather'''
'''For a sleigh ride together with''' you."</poem>
'''For a sleigh ride together with''' you."</poem>|Sleigh Ride<ref>[http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/christmas_songs_lyrics_10575/other_lyrics_33314/sleigh_ride_lyrics_360899.html "Sleigh Ride" Lyrics]</ref>}}
|Sleigh Ride<ref>[http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/christmas_songs_lyrics_10575/other_lyrics_33314/sleigh_ride_lyrics_360899.html Sleigh Ride Lyrics]</ref>}}


[[Image:Lovelymotherfuckingweather.jpg|thumb|left|Note the broad shoulders, the lack of hips and how she's as tall as Chris...]]
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[[Image:LovelyWeatherIdentity.jpg|thumb|OMFG, Lovely Weather is CHRIS CROCKER]]
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! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
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| colspan="2" | [[Image:Lovelymotherfuckingweather.jpg|250px|center]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Lovely Weather
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| '''Date of birth'''
| unknown
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| '''Gender'''
| Female
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| '''Species'''
| Human
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| '''Spouse'''
| [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]]
|}


'''Lovely Weather''' is [[Chris]]'s future wife, whom Chris traveled through the [[Time Void]] to [[Chris and sex#Chris and rape|rape]], ''Revenge of the Nerds'' style. Although many of Chris's real-life [[sweethearts]] have also made appearances in his comics, Lovely is as yet an entirely fictional creation, making Chris all the more pathetic.  
'''Lovely Weather''' is [[Chris]]' future wife, according to one of his predictions. During the events of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] travels through the [[Time Void]] to meet and presumably [[Chris and sex|have sex with her]]. Although many of Chris's real-life [[sweethearts]] have also made appearances in his comics, Lovely is an entirely fictional creation.  


Chris [[Mailbag 50#And in closing...|likes to sing]] "Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather..." over and over. He thinks [[Random-access humor|this is clever]] because "Lovely Weather" could be someone's name! Now it is. For the godless heathens among us who have never heard Christmas music before, the song is "Sleigh Ride," a holiday staple since the early 1950s.<ref>[[Wikipedia: Sleigh Ride]]</ref>
Chris [[Mailbag 50#And in closing...|likes to sing]] "Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather..." over and over. He thinks [[Random-access humor|this is clever]] because he believes "Lovely Weather" could be someone's name. The song Christian [[parodies]] is "Sleigh Ride", a holiday staple since the early 1950's.<ref>[[Wikipedia: Sleigh Ride]]</ref>
 
In [[September 2017]], Chris remarked that he had fulfilled his comic's prediction by meeting his "Lovely Weather". This followed the [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|revelation]] of his newest sweetheart, [[Jessica Quinn]]. With their breakup on 5 [[October 2017|October]], the future of the character is in question.


==Overview==
==Overview==
[[Image:LovelyWeatherBizarro.jpg|thumb|150px|A sweetheart of the OPPOSITE GENDER.]]
[[Image:LovelyWeatherBizarro.jpg|thumb|150px|A sweetheart of the OPPOSITE GENDER.]]


Lovely Weather can be seen in the comic in her present-day form, where she looks like a [[Silvana|man in drag]]. Since Lovely Weather is a relatively new character in the [[Sonichu]] comic with a first appearance in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', we can expect more [[Giant Penis Comic|"shenanigans"]] involving her in the future.
Lovely Weather can be seen in the comic in her present-day form. Fans of Sonichu often say she bears a resemblance to a [[Tomgirl|man in drag]] or a [[Silvana|hermaphrodite]]. To support this, they point to her broad shoulders, her narrow hips, and the fact that she and Chris share the same height. Since Lovely Weather was a relatively new character in the ''[[Sonichu]]'' comic, with a first appearance in ''Sonichu'' #10, [[fans]] had expected more [[Giant Penis Comic|"shenanigans"]] involving her in the future. However, [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] eventually concluded without her even appearing.


She stands as a bold statement of Christian's unrealistic expectations, as she has enormous jugs, wears a thong, enjoys very casual sex, and thinks even the most bland sentence is hilarious. In other words, his perfect woman appears to be a whore who's almost as retarded as he is.
Lovely stands as a bold statement of Christian's [[Chris and reality|unrealistic expectations]], as she has enormous breasts, wears a thong, enjoys frequent casual sex, and thinks even the most bland sentence is hilarious. This depiction of Chris's ideal future wife directly contrasts everything he holds dear about females.<ref> [[I am STRAIGHT]] - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_za09_kjZA&list=UUukiSAjb6ATVP-XafW871Eg "IamSTRAIGHT Part 2"]</ref> Through the comic, Lovely is portrayed as [[Women's rights|unintelligent, extremely promiscuous, and incredibly shallow]].


Some speculate that her masculine proportions are a reference to Chris's desire for a sweetheart merely of the opposite ''gender''. ("Gender" is a psychological phenomenon, which leaves the field wide open for [[Mailbag 27|MTF transsexuals.]]) As such, she could very well be a transwoman. Others speculate that she has man shoulders because [[Chris and art|Chris can't draw.]]
Lovely and Chris were supposedly married by the year 2015. In his [[CWCipedia]] page devoted to her, Chris denies that Lovely Weather is [[The Wallflower]] as a pseudonym.
 
==Chris and time travel==
[[Image:CWCtothefuture.jpg|260px|thumb|left|What he didn't mention is that he went back to 1955 and [[Affair with Mother|made out with his mother]].]]


Lovely and Chris are supposedly married by 2015. Considering the way things are going, it's doubtful he'll get married, or even [[Hanky panky|laid]], by then. We all know that the man is going to die a bachelor and a [[virgin with rage]].
Chris tells his stories in a sporadic manner, so it is unlikely that he has put any serious thought into the mechanics of time travel, its effects on causality, the wisdom of living one's life out of order, the morality of manipulating the progress of other people's lives, and so on. The implications of meeting, let alone fornicating with his future wife are significant plot devices which have not yet been addressed.


In his [[CWCipedia]] page devoted to her, Chris denies that Lovely Weather is not [[The Wallflower]] as a pseudonym. Given his [[Lies|past record of honesty]], the claim is doubtful at best.
For instance, in the comic book, Chris now has direct knowledge of his personal future that will affect the decisions he makes as he progresses towards it - in fact, he takes time to set their "fated first date" before attacking [[4-cent garbage.com|4-cent]]. Knowing that he will eventually marry Lovely might, paradoxically, incline him to make decisions that result in events that will change the course of his life. There is the possibility that Chris's marriage with Lovely was preordained, and his time travel jaunt is one piece of the puzzle that leads to it. Also during the time he was sleeping with his supposed future wife, he was still in a relationship with Ivy in the comic's timeline. This means he cheated on her while she was written to remain 100% faithful and refuse to participate in a required Date-Ed class while Chris was stuck in the mirror dimension (yet somehow Ivy ended up receiving the highest grade in the class). This also means Chris found out he and Ivy would not last (possibly because again, he cheated on her, and news of the mayor no longer being a virgin would definitely spread through CWCville quickly).


==Chris and time travel==
Likewise, he has interfered with the future lives of both Lovely and himself. The future Chris may have been aware of his past-self's encounter with his wife, but he may also have some explaining to do if Lovely ever works out that he wasn't the one she happened to sleep with that time.
[[Image:CWCtothefuture.jpg|260px|thumb|left|What he didn't mention is that he went back to 1955 and made out with his [[Barbara|mother]]]]


Chris is a hormone-addled goofball, so it's not likely that he has put any serious thought into the mechanics of time travel, its effects on causality, the wisdom of living one's life out of order, the morality of manipulating the progress of other people's lives, and so on. He simply sees the meeting with Lovely as a chance for his fictional avatar to get his rocks off. The implications that he has ignored are significant.
There's also the fact that having sex with someone under false pretenses is, if not outright rape, then something pretty unpleasant at the very least. Whatever it might say about Chris's understanding of causality, his encounter with Lovely speaks volumes about his understanding of sex and relationships. He's perfectly happy to screw first, then meet and get to know her later. It is also never brought up how she never noticed Chris was just the younger version of her husband.


For instance, the comic-book Chris now has direct knowledge of his personal future that will affect the decisions he makes as he progresses towards it. Knowing that he will eventually marry Lovely might, paradoxically, incline him to decisions or result in events that will change the course of his life that produced that outcome. (Unless, of course, one subscribes to the belief that Chris's marriage with Lovely was foreordained, and his time-travel jaunt was already one piece of the puzzle that lead to it.)
==Deception==
Chris meets with Lovely Weather when he travels to the future. Although (according to Chris) he marries Lovely Weather in the future, when Chris meets her she believes that he is the Chris of his time and has sex with him. Chris at no point explains the situation or seems uncomfortable having sex with a person he's both never met and who believes he is someone else. In the [[mailbag]]s, Chris explains that since she technically initiated the sex, [[Kacey Phone Call|despite being tricked about who it was]], it both wasn't rape and was morally right and just.


Likewise, he has interfered with the future lives of both Lovely and himself. The future Chris may have been aware of his past self's encounter with his wife, but he may also have some explaining to do if Lovely ever works out that he wasn't the one she happened to sleep with that time.
==Meg Griffin affair==
In ''Sonichu'' #10, only pages after traveling to the future and raping Lovely Weather, Chris meets up with [[Meg Griffin]] of ''[[Family Guy]]''. Chris asks her if Seth has permitted her to turn eighteen yet, but doesn't even wait for her to answer before making out with her (with more presumably happening off-screen).<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_40 Chris and Meg]</ref> Although Chris does not technically commit adultery, many fans of the franchise judge Chris's actions as lacking integrity.


There's also the fact that having sex with someone under false pretenses is, if not outright rape, then something pretty unpleasant at the very least. Whatever it might say about Chris's understanding of causality, his encounter with Lovely speaks volumes about his understanding of sex and relationships. He's perfectly happy to screw first, then meet and get to know her later.
She later reveals herself to be [[Silvana]] in disguise, which doesn't at all change the part of this that readers are latching on to.


Listen closely, and you can hear H.G. Wells and William Hartnell spinning in their graves.
==Jessica Quinn = Lovely Weather==
{{clear}}
[[File:JessicaQuinn.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Lovely Weather takes physical form.]]
{{Quote|Also, to answer the "Lovely Weather" question, the name Was a placeholder in lieu of not knowing her actual name when I made and drew my Sweetheart Prediction in ''Sonichu'' #10. Take a good look at L.W. in the panel, then look at Jessica.|Chris explains the Lovely Weather connection<ref name=lovely>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Jessica Quinn = Lovely Weather]]</ref>}}


==Statutory rape?==
On 2 July 2015, Chris became friends with Jessica Quinn via Facebook.<ref>[[July 2017 Facebook posts#Friendship with Jessica Quinn]]</ref> Despite witnessing two years of [[Un-clit 2.0|''very'' honest content]], Jessica has remained respectful towards Chris – usually offering support and advice on improvement, which Chris seldom takes to heart. On 7 September 2017, following [[DoopieDoOver|a month]] [[NightStar2891|of significant]] [[BronyCon|events]], Chris complained of his loneliness, to which Jessica replied with "We need to talk."


Chris meets with Lovely Weather when he travels to the future. Although (according to Chris) he marries Lovely Weather in the future, when Chris meets her she believes that he is the Chris of his time and has sex with him. Chris at no point explains the situation or seems uncomfortable having sex with a person he's both never met and who believes he is someone else. In the [[mailbag]]s, Chris explains that since she technically initiated the sex, [[Kacey Phone Call|despite being tricked about who it was]], it both wasn't rape and was morally right and just.
[[File:Quinn body .jpg|thumb|left|100px|Jessica as Lovely Weather – complete with landing strip.]]


==Meg Griffin affair==
The following day, Chris updated his Facebook relationship status to "It's been complicated with Jessica Quinn" and uploaded a new video, proclaiming his love for Jessica. This was later [[September 2017 Facebook posts#Jessica Quinn .3D Lovely Weather|followed by]] an artwork of Jessica, and a throwback to ''Sonichu'' #10. Though two years too late, Chris claimed that the aforementioned comic's prediction of meeting his future romance had been proven correct. He also stated that "Lovely Weather" was only a placeholder name until his sweetheart would emerge.<ref name=lovely></ref>


In [[Sonichu 10]], only pages after traveling to the future and raping Lovely Weather, Chris meets up with Meg Griffin of ''[[Family Guy]]'' fame. Chris asks her if Seth has permitted her to turn 18 yet, but doesn't even wait for her to answer before making out<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_40 Chris and Meg]</ref> with her (with more presumably happening off-screen). [[Blanca|Once]] [[PandaHalo|again]], Chris cheats on his significant others, even completely fictional ones.
On 16 September, Chris shared an updated drawing of Lovely Weather, with a greater resemblance to Jessica. Chris also stated that he would be using this design for any future use of the character in his comic.<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Updated Lovely Weather]]</ref>


She later reveals herself to be [[Silvana]] in disguise, which doesn't at all change the part of this that readers are latching on to.
Jessica broke up with Chris on 5 October 2017. The fate of the new design for Lovely Weather, and of the character herself, is unclear.
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==Sauces==
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==See also:==
==See also==
*[[List of Chris's sweethearts]]
*[[List of Chris's sweethearts]]
*[[Chris and Sex]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler]]
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)]]
*[[Chloe]]
*[[Chloe]]


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Latest revision as of 00:42, 23 December 2023

"Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,
Ring ting tingling, too
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you,
Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling "Yoo hoo,"
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you."

Sleigh Ride[1]
Sonichu character
Lovelymotherfuckingweather.jpg
Lovely Weather
Date of birth unknown
Gender Female
Species Human
Spouse Chris

Lovely Weather is Chris' future wife, according to one of his predictions. During the events of Sonichu #10, Chris travels through the Time Void to meet and presumably have sex with her. Although many of Chris's real-life sweethearts have also made appearances in his comics, Lovely is an entirely fictional creation.

Chris likes to sing "Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather..." over and over. He thinks this is clever because he believes "Lovely Weather" could be someone's name. The song Christian parodies is "Sleigh Ride", a holiday staple since the early 1950's.[2]

In September 2017, Chris remarked that he had fulfilled his comic's prediction by meeting his "Lovely Weather". This followed the revelation of his newest sweetheart, Jessica Quinn. With their breakup on 5 October, the future of the character is in question.

Overview

A sweetheart of the OPPOSITE GENDER.

Lovely Weather can be seen in the comic in her present-day form. Fans of Sonichu often say she bears a resemblance to a man in drag or a hermaphrodite. To support this, they point to her broad shoulders, her narrow hips, and the fact that she and Chris share the same height. Since Lovely Weather was a relatively new character in the Sonichu comic, with a first appearance in Sonichu #10, fans had expected more "shenanigans" involving her in the future. However, Sonichu #11 eventually concluded without her even appearing.

Lovely stands as a bold statement of Christian's unrealistic expectations, as she has enormous breasts, wears a thong, enjoys frequent casual sex, and thinks even the most bland sentence is hilarious. This depiction of Chris's ideal future wife directly contrasts everything he holds dear about females.[3] Through the comic, Lovely is portrayed as unintelligent, extremely promiscuous, and incredibly shallow.

Lovely and Chris were supposedly married by the year 2015. In his CWCipedia page devoted to her, Chris denies that Lovely Weather is The Wallflower as a pseudonym.

Chris and time travel

What he didn't mention is that he went back to 1955 and made out with his mother.

Chris tells his stories in a sporadic manner, so it is unlikely that he has put any serious thought into the mechanics of time travel, its effects on causality, the wisdom of living one's life out of order, the morality of manipulating the progress of other people's lives, and so on. The implications of meeting, let alone fornicating with his future wife are significant plot devices which have not yet been addressed.

For instance, in the comic book, Chris now has direct knowledge of his personal future that will affect the decisions he makes as he progresses towards it - in fact, he takes time to set their "fated first date" before attacking 4-cent. Knowing that he will eventually marry Lovely might, paradoxically, incline him to make decisions that result in events that will change the course of his life. There is the possibility that Chris's marriage with Lovely was preordained, and his time travel jaunt is one piece of the puzzle that leads to it. Also during the time he was sleeping with his supposed future wife, he was still in a relationship with Ivy in the comic's timeline. This means he cheated on her while she was written to remain 100% faithful and refuse to participate in a required Date-Ed class while Chris was stuck in the mirror dimension (yet somehow Ivy ended up receiving the highest grade in the class). This also means Chris found out he and Ivy would not last (possibly because again, he cheated on her, and news of the mayor no longer being a virgin would definitely spread through CWCville quickly).

Likewise, he has interfered with the future lives of both Lovely and himself. The future Chris may have been aware of his past-self's encounter with his wife, but he may also have some explaining to do if Lovely ever works out that he wasn't the one she happened to sleep with that time.

There's also the fact that having sex with someone under false pretenses is, if not outright rape, then something pretty unpleasant at the very least. Whatever it might say about Chris's understanding of causality, his encounter with Lovely speaks volumes about his understanding of sex and relationships. He's perfectly happy to screw first, then meet and get to know her later. It is also never brought up how she never noticed Chris was just the younger version of her husband.

Deception

Chris meets with Lovely Weather when he travels to the future. Although (according to Chris) he marries Lovely Weather in the future, when Chris meets her she believes that he is the Chris of his time and has sex with him. Chris at no point explains the situation or seems uncomfortable having sex with a person he's both never met and who believes he is someone else. In the mailbags, Chris explains that since she technically initiated the sex, despite being tricked about who it was, it both wasn't rape and was morally right and just.

Meg Griffin affair

In Sonichu #10, only pages after traveling to the future and raping Lovely Weather, Chris meets up with Meg Griffin of Family Guy. Chris asks her if Seth has permitted her to turn eighteen yet, but doesn't even wait for her to answer before making out with her (with more presumably happening off-screen).[4] Although Chris does not technically commit adultery, many fans of the franchise judge Chris's actions as lacking integrity.

She later reveals herself to be Silvana in disguise, which doesn't at all change the part of this that readers are latching on to.

Jessica Quinn = Lovely Weather

Lovely Weather takes physical form.
Also, to answer the "Lovely Weather" question, the name Was a placeholder in lieu of not knowing her actual name when I made and drew my Sweetheart Prediction in Sonichu #10. Take a good look at L.W. in the panel, then look at Jessica.
Chris explains the Lovely Weather connection[5]

On 2 July 2015, Chris became friends with Jessica Quinn via Facebook.[6] Despite witnessing two years of very honest content, Jessica has remained respectful towards Chris – usually offering support and advice on improvement, which Chris seldom takes to heart. On 7 September 2017, following a month of significant events, Chris complained of his loneliness, to which Jessica replied with "We need to talk."

Jessica as Lovely Weather – complete with landing strip.

The following day, Chris updated his Facebook relationship status to "It's been complicated with Jessica Quinn" and uploaded a new video, proclaiming his love for Jessica. This was later followed by an artwork of Jessica, and a throwback to Sonichu #10. Though two years too late, Chris claimed that the aforementioned comic's prediction of meeting his future romance had been proven correct. He also stated that "Lovely Weather" was only a placeholder name until his sweetheart would emerge.[5]

On 16 September, Chris shared an updated drawing of Lovely Weather, with a greater resemblance to Jessica. Chris also stated that he would be using this design for any future use of the character in his comic.[7]

Jessica broke up with Chris on 5 October 2017. The fate of the new design for Lovely Weather, and of the character herself, is unclear.

Sources

See also