Kacey Call 8

2 September 2009

• Chris found out that he can earn up to $980 a month at a job while still receiving welfare.
• Chris says he'll apply at Wal-Mart to be a greeter or mop floors, claims he can take directions "up to a certain level of forcefulness".
• Chris just rented a Hanna Montanna movie, Kacey asks if he's worried about renting that at age 27.
• Chris defends his movie choices, says he has the "mind of a younger age" and eventually he can pass that shit to his children.
• Chris enjoys adult comedies like Seinfeld, Family Guy and Friends.
• Chris thinks he can identify with George Costanza.
• Kacey jokes that Chris is like "the George Costanza of Sonichu" and he gets VERY offended, saying that's a worse image than the retarded Sonichu fanart.
• Chris watched an episode of House that featured an autistic child.
• Chris favorited some hentai on YouTube (as "Christopher"), lies that he doesn't remember doing that.
• Chris clearly regrets ever coming up with this multiple personality horseshit now that he has to explain it.
• Now he claims he never had multiple personalities, he was just possessed by the ghost one of the trolls who died.
• Chris was either possessed by the ghost of Max Milvania or Clyde Cash.
• Chris totally "willed away" his other personality since yesterday.
• Chris tries to change the subject because he knows how fucking stupid he sounds and he wants to pretend this never happened.
• Chris told his mom about buying a sports bra (but not his dad), he felt like his mom should know.
• Chris drinks chocolate-flavored soy milk.
• Chris was taking vitamins for a while, but he stopped because he "didn't feel like taking them".
• Chris and Kacey spend a long time talking about healthy food that Chris will never eat.
• Chris gets "thousands" of troll calls, making it hard for Kim and Kacey to call him.
• Chris doesn't know the password on his own phone.
• Chris thinks Kacey and Kim should get new phones so they can call him without any problems.
• Kacey is mad because Chris told some other girl that he is turning Kacey into his Sweetheart From the Ground-Up.
• Kacey says they're only friends and they'll only ever be friends. Chris is disappointed.
• Chris: "It's called wishful thinking".

Transcript

(at roughly 5:17. I'll keep going but thought I'd post what I could get done before I took a break)
Chris: Hello?
Kacey: Hi! It's Kacey!
Chris: Hey Kace, how are you?
Kacey:I’m ok, just a little tire. How are you?
Chris: Ahh, I’m ok. Yeah, I got some good news though, in case Kac-Kim hasn’t told you. My fath- my fam- my father and me went down to the social security office. Apparently, I can earn 980 dollars in a month at a job and it would not affect my social security.
Kacey:That’s good. Is that just for the trial period?
Chris: It’s you know… in general.
Kacey:So…that’s forever?
Chris: Prob- Likely so.
Kacey:Oh! Well that’s great news. See? Now go get a job. You can do it. That’s awesome. I’m glad you found that out.
Chris: Yeah… even though I pretty much have taken care of Walmart over the internet. I’m going to personally go to Target tomorrow, as well as McDonald’s, maybe Toys R Us, or maybe a place in the mall, a couple- I’m not sure a-about those other places. Yeah, I’ll definitely be going out to turn out applications tomorrow.
Kacey:That’s good. That’s good. Um…I’m happy about that. Like what did you want to do? Like maybe, just be a door greeter or something?
Chris: If I could, I’d like to be either a stock shelfer- a shelf stocker or a cashier. Or ev- or even.
Kacey:(Interrupts) Oh yeah, if you stock shelves, you can work on those muscles.
Chris: Yeah, or even be, you know, just be- mopping the- just janitorial work. I’d be- I wouldn’t mind doing that.
Kacey:Oh yeah, that’s good. I mean, th-that’s a good humble position. I hope you get it. Umm.. just remember you’re going to have to listen to authority if you do that (chuckles).
Chris: Yeah, it’s ok. I can- I can take direction as long as it’s, you know, (pause and sigh), as it’s at a certain level of forcefulness. Umm... as long as it doesn’t give the impression of major threat, something like that. But yeah, I can follow direction easily enough.
Kacey:Oh yeah, that’s good. Well definitely good luck on that and keep me posted.
Chris: Alright, I will. Hmm, so yah have some- a class or two today?
Kacey:Of course I did. Yeah, I have classes Monday thru Friday
Chris: Yeah, that’s right. Yeah you do. And then you go to work right? Yup
Kacey:Yep. Well today I didn’t go to work. I did some laundry and some house-work.
Chris: That’s good. (pause) That’s good to have some time to yourself. Um (Kacey: Yes) anyway, did some laundry, did some house-work… Um... didn’t you say you were living with a room-mate?
Kacey:Ah, yes I do have room-mates. I decided dorm-life wasn’t for me.
Chris: Oh, dorm-life? So you’re not living in a dorm?
Kacey:Nope.
Chris: Oh, um… Is this like… you’re living in your own house?
Kacey:Um, we’re renting. It’s just an apartment. It’s pretty small.
Chris: Oh. You moved, so you’re in an apartment now.
Kacey:Ah, yeah. You know, cuz it’s the start of the semester.
Chris: I’m sorry, what was that?
Kacey:Cuz I moved, at the start of the semester.
Chris: Oh you moved- oh ok. Yeah, I remember we talked earlier about you-you’re living with your room-mate and uh-b-borrowing your room-mates PS3 and whatever
Kacey:Right.
Chris: Like that rules out that messa- communication to your room-mate’s PS3 if you don’t have a room-mate right now (chuckles like he’s made a joke). Well at least you still have your Wii. (Kacey: Yes) You know, we can talk through that.
Kacey:Yes
Chris: You know, Yeah have you updated with the recent updates? It’s an update-
Kacey:(interrupts) No, actually I haven’t. It’s still glowing blue. I’m uh, I’m you know, I just haven’t really touch it lately, I’ve been busy.
Chris: Yeah you know, one of the updates I’ve noticed on my Wii, I-I keep it and my Play Station 3 up to date. Y-You know in addition to the t-text messages, you can also send 10 second voice messages.
Kacey:Oh, that’s cool.
Chris: Y-yeah, you have to have the Wii speak for that. You know, it comes with Animal Crossing, by the way, I have that.
Kacey:Oh, well I don’t. I mean, I got the game, but I didn’t get like the pack with the Wii Speak.
Chris: Yeah, You’d need the Wii Speak for ah… for the 10 second recording. (pause) Anyway, um, let me see… what else, what else. OH yeah, I, ah return Labyrinth today, but I- guess I- guess what I rented for a dollar? It ca-came into the fam-It came into the dollar section last time, I noticed, when I rented Labyrinth.
Kacey:Ah, my other favorite movie, Dark Crystal?
Chris: [Pause] Dark Crys- Ah no. I don’t think you mentioned Dark Crystal. If you did I might have forgotten it… Anyway, no not Dark Crystal, I rented Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus Best of Both Worlds Concert.
Kacey:Oh, cool. Hannah Montana. But yeah, you must have forgotten about Dark Crystal.
Chris: Hmm. Yeah.
Kacey:A-Aren’t you worried about being 27 and renting a Hannah Montana Movie though?

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