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The Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court|Home]] only has one computer, and it's in the kitchen. Every time Chris want's to engage in cyber sex, he's literally spanking it in the middle of the kitchen/living room. | The Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court|Home]] only has one computer, and it's in the kitchen. Every time Chris want's to engage in cyber sex, he's literally spanking it in the middle of the kitchen/living room. | ||
Late one night, Chris was on a hot e-date with his ONE, TRUE AND HONEST SWEETHEART [[Julie]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his bent [[duck]]. | Late one night, Chris was on a hot e-date with his ONE, TRUE AND HONEST SWEETHEART [[Julie]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his bent [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that Chris was firing some [[Crystal Weston Chandler|knuckle children]] and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to watch his son stroking his bent duck, yelling like a retard in heat. Three calls were made, the first two failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" at the time). The final call, made by [[Miscreants]] agent Brian Bash, called up and told Bob "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF, YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!" | ||
Some consider this the pinnacle of the ongoing Chris-chan saga, as it represents a moment where Chris actually feels negative | Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs and walked into his son's most intimate moment, and was, justifiably, horrified and appalled. In a rare moment of parental authority, Robert threatened to punish Chris by "cutting down the internet". Chris, use to having things his way for nearly three decades, was appalled, confused and no longer aroused. For unknown reasons, Robert instructs Chris to wake <s>Snorlax</s> [[Barbara Chandler]].The recording ends after Robert's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed. | ||
Some consider this the pinnacle of the ongoing Chris-chan saga, as it represents a moment where Chris actually feels negative repercussions for his horrible behavior. It contains many memorable lines and is the height of emotional drama. | |||
==[[Bob Chandler|Daddy]] Catches Chris having one off the wrist== | ==[[Bob Chandler|Daddy]] Catches Chris having one off the wrist== | ||
Revision as of 01:14, 10 May 2009
The a cybersex-chat with Julie, in which Chris is caught masturbating by this father, Bob.
Summary
The Chandler family Home only has one computer, and it's in the kitchen. Every time Chris want's to engage in cyber sex, he's literally spanking it in the middle of the kitchen/living room.
Late one night, Chris was on a hot e-date with his ONE, TRUE AND HONEST SWEETHEART Julie. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his bent duck. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that Chris was firing some knuckle children and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to watch his son stroking his bent duck, yelling like a retard in heat. Three calls were made, the first two failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" at the time). The final call, made by Miscreants agent Brian Bash, called up and told Bob "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF, YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!"
Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs and walked into his son's most intimate moment, and was, justifiably, horrified and appalled. In a rare moment of parental authority, Robert threatened to punish Chris by "cutting down the internet". Chris, use to having things his way for nearly three decades, was appalled, confused and no longer aroused. For unknown reasons, Robert instructs Chris to wake Snorlax Barbara Chandler.The recording ends after Robert's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.
Some consider this the pinnacle of the ongoing Chris-chan saga, as it represents a moment where Chris actually feels negative repercussions for his horrible behavior. It contains many memorable lines and is the height of emotional drama.
Daddy Catches Chris having one off the wrist
| “ | Get away from the internet, I'm cutting it down!!! | ” |
| Bob Chandler | ||
| “ | NO DAD, NO! | ” |
| Chris, during Goofy Time | ||
Transcript
Bob: Christian, what are you doing?
Chris: Nothing.
Bob: I’m getting all these crazy damn calls. What're you doing?
Chris: Nothing.
Bob: Give me that crap. Now, what’s going on?
Chris: Dad, will you get out of here?
Bob: No. [string of Windows beeps] I will not. People telling me that you’re about to kill yourself on Youtube.
Chris: What?
Bob: What are you doing?
Chris: I’m not doin’ anything.
Bob: Want me to wake your mother up and find out?
Chris: No.
Bob: Then get out of here, and off that Internet.
Chris: Fine.
Bob: What is your trouble?
Chris: I am not going to kill myself.
Bob: Get away from that TV.
Chris: Fine.
Bob: Get away from the Internet. I’m cuttin’ it down, right now.
Chris: No! Dad, no!
Bob: Yes.
Chris: No!
Bob: What are you doin’?
[long pause, keys clicking on the keyboard, then single Windows beep]
Chris: Don’t do it, Dad.
Bob: I’m gonna shut this thing right down.
Chris: No.
Bob: Yes.
Chris: No! [pause] Dad, no. Stop!
Bob: Go wake your mother up; don’t bother me. Okay? [pause] Go wake your mother up! Don’t bother me!
Chris: Ugh.
Bob: Go and wake your mother up!
Chris: Ugh.
Bob: You tell mm-her what’s going on. This thing is gonna go down.
Chris: No!
Bob: Yes!
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