Mumble 6

The sixth of the Mumble chats involving Chris.

Summary

• Chris has received a letter from Nintendo of America stating that he hasn't been in touch with Shigeru Miyamoto. The TRUE and HONEST Sonicu Fanbase try to convince him that the letter is fake.
• Talk about films and computer games.
• Chris gives more advice on whether a particular fan's friend is a homo by suggesting he'll be drawn to posters of men more than those of women in the fan's bedroom.
• Julie probes Chris on why he dislikes homos so much. Chris flounders and fails to explain anything.
• Chris first made his medallion because he wanted to, before he ever drew any comics and wears it all the time because it's like a nametag. Might make one for Julie.
• Someone hacked Sonichugirls.net. Julie is outraged.
• Chris doesn't hate all men, just the ones who are jerks, which is the 'majority of the male population'. When called on it, admits he doesn't know how he knows that men are jerks without knowing them.
• Chris doesn't remember saying that transgender people should have surgery. Now says that they shouldn't. Confuses transgender with intersex and says that if he had a child with both organs he would raise it as a boy.
• If Chris was dating a girl and she turned out to have a penis, he would freak out, throw up and dump her.
• Chris feeds his cat as it wails like a donkey being chainsawed.
• Chris doesn't like the WWE or the UFC.
• Sonic replaced American Rabbit as Chris' favourite cartoon character.
• Chris' favourite soap opera is The Young and the Restless. He used to watch MTV's Undressed.
• Chris feels as if his life is a soap opera, as he's had a lot of drama.
• Chris hasn't decided if there will be a Chris Chandler show. Everyone says it's a great idea.
• Sonic 3D is Chris' favourite Sonic game
• The Chris Chandler show would be improvised with no commercial breaks.
• Chris never received the Jet, Ebony and Vibe magazines that a troll subscribed him to.
• Chris says he's irregular with comics because "It's called a life".
• Hamsty asks what Chris does, considering he has no job. Chris stalls, before saying that he can't describe his daily schedule at the moment and had better not say. He falls back on the stress excuse.
• Fans point out the contradiction of drawing comics to relax and using stress as an excuse not to draw them. Chris says that he feels uncomfortable with the questions.
• Chris does Sonichu's voice. It sounds like Chris. Fans praise this fantastic rendition.
• There will be no lesbian relationships in Chris' comics, as he is promoting being straight.
• Chris obnoxiously cuts off a fan who asks about Nitendo and copyright, saying that he's not a business genius.
• They talk about anime and video games. Chris doesn't like the nudity in Shin Chan because dicks 'offend' him.
• Says that him drawing Sonichu with his dick out was different because he was wearing a condom.

Transcript

(00:00)

• The trolls welcome Chris
• Chris says he is just "taking care of things" tonight

(00:30)

• Chris says he is here for his fans and he has an update: he has received "a letter in a snail-mail" from "Mr. Mike Chandler"
• Chris reads the letter explaining that he has been trolled and that Miyamoto-san never spoke to him.

(02:30)

• The trolls try to tell Chris that this must clearly be a fake letter, trying to prolong the Miyamoto saga
• A troll tries to tell Chris that this is getting mixed up
• Chris says this letter must be real because of the "envelope" and the "letterhead which is typed"

(04:00)

• Chris says he will scan the envelope and letter and put it up on the site

(04:45)

• The trolls describe their hatred for the Hex Bawx, and CWC leaves to go answer the phone and to scan the documents

(05:30)

• Chris says "Julie is from Molvania" and that Julie has taught him to say "Ich bin schwul," which he pronounces as ick-been-schwell

(06:30)

• The trolls tell Chris that he is so good at language, and Chris says he knows "konichiwa" and "sayonara" in Japanese

(08:30)

• Chris says he enjoyed Saw V

(11:30) Chris says he mostly loves romantic comedies.

(12:00)

• Chris says he loves toy story. Talks about toy story also talks about martial art movies.

(14:00)

• They begin to talk about Street Fighter four chris says he loves to play Chun Li.

(15:00)

• Talks about Video games.

(17:00)

• They talk about his computer chris shows he is clueless is about computers.

((20:00)) User asks chris about possibly gay friend

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