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==Transcript==
==Transcript==
(00:00)
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' Welcome to the brothers, the Miscreants.</font>
*In flamboyant fashion, [[Clyde]] greets the Miscreants.
<br>[Trolls pipe in with "Brother!"]
*Immediately, Chris says to stop this, and says he did the infamous [[For Julie's Eyes Only|Julay tape vidya]] just for [[Julie]] and that her brother uploaded it to Youtube
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' All right-</font>
(00:30)
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Stop this. Look, I did that vid- look, I did the- first off, I did that video just for Julie. And her brother found it on her computer and uploaded it to the YouTube without neither of our consent.</font>
*Clyde asks whether Chris even understands who the Miscreants are and whether he knows Julie's brother is part of the group
<br>[pause]
*Chris says "y'all are a bunch of trolls, aren't you"
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' Do you understand what the Miscreants are, that her brother is part of it? He has been a very valuable member. [pause] Do you understand what the Miscreants are, Chris? '''Do you understand why we're here, fool?'''</font>
(01:00)
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Let me guess, you're all a bunch of trolls, aren't you.</font>
*Clyde explains that ever since Chris' [[Evan|first email responses to /v/]], the Miscreants have been there
<br>'''Trolls:''' No-
*Clyde silences trolls taunting Chris, saying that the stress is going to make Chris leave
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' NO. </font>
(01:30)
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [incoherent] </font>
*Clyde says Jason was also a valuable member of the Miscreants in creating the special ED page
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' Look. Ever since Evan from /v/- well, you don't know what /v/ is, but ever since Evan posted those gay pictures with the "masturbatin' and squirtin'"- we have been there, from the beginning.</font>
*Clyde reminds Chris of Blanca...
<br>[pause]
(02:00)
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' What? </font>
*Clyde claims Panda is the newest member of the Miscreants and is by his side
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' Don't you remember Evan, the person who sent you gay pictures of Sonichu and you having sex?</font> [Chris sighs] <font color="#4DBD33">In 2007?</font>
*Chris [[stress|stress sighs]] and [[dirty, crapped briefs|fart sighs]]
<br>'''Troll:''' Don't tell me Chris, the stress is going to make you leave. I'm sorry, guys, would you stop stressing him?
(02:30)
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' SILENCE! [pause] Do you remember? </font>
*Chris says the Miscreants must be around to make "a slander" out of him and "a fool," and to "pick on" him
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.</font>
*Clyde says the goal of the Miscreants is to make sure that Chris never gets laid
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' Do you remember Jason- always a valuable member, always willing to take the fall for me- c- creating the ED page, getting their e-mails? He was a good member too. [pause] And can't you remember Blanca, the one who destroyed your medallion? Remember?</font>
(03:00)
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.</font>
*Chris wants to know '''"why y'all have to pick on me like this"'''
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' All part of the Miscreants, Chris. And the latest member: Sarah McKenzie. Or, you know her as Panda. She's not dead. She's alive, at my side. Panda's sleeping right now, I shouldn't be talking so loud, anyway- yes. I can't believe you fell for her.</font>
*Clyde says Chris doesn't care about women, if Chris cared, why would females be part of the Miscreants?
<br>[pause, a troll says something incoherent]
*More stress sighs
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' We've been here from the beginning. Do you know why, Chris?</font>
*Chris says "y'all have been doing this just for the laughs against me"
<br>[pause]
(03:30)
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' You're trying to make a slander out of me and a fool? Or just pick on me-</font>
*The trolls say "this is serious!"
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' What?
*Clyde says the world must make an example of Chris
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Or just to pick on-</font>
(04:00)
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:''' No, no! The goal is to make sure you never get laid. That is the goal of the Miscreants.</font>
*'''Chris yells at Clyde and tells him to shut up, playing the ol' "don't you guys have lives" card. LOL Chris.'''
<br>'''Troll:''' VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS.
*Clyde asks Chris why he thinks a sweetheart will solve everything
<br>'''Other Troll:''' Our goal is that you are a virgin, foreva!
*Chris again says he cares about "the wimmens" for their "personalities"
 
(04:30)
(3 minute mark)
*Chris says "I care about their personalities, you bastards"
 
(05:00)
*Clyde says there is no way Chris can prove he respects the wimmens
*Chris wants to know how he can prove he respects them
*More stress sighs
(06:00)
*Clyde says Julie has ruined things... that [[Sarah May]] failed to distract Chris from Julie
*Chris yells, '''"You leave Julie alone!"'''
*Chris again lies that he's been thinking about the job situation
(06:30)
*Clyde says Chris has claimed he hated the Chinese
*The trolls loudly back up Clyde
(07:00)
*Clyde says he has heard Chris make fun of Chinese and Japanese people in chats with Julie
(07:30)
*The trolls call Chris a racist and Chris says he respects the Chinese too.
*He only wanted to "make Julie smile"
(08:00)
*"Will y'all just leave me alone?"
*Trolls call Julie naive
(08:30)
*Chris stress sighs and gets into a "no" routine
*The trolls make fun of Chris' high voice and Chris says he is "very nervous" because of the trolls.  Chris babbles, '''''"Y'all are ticki- y'all are fuckin'- in- tickin'- y'all are fuckin' pissing me off right now!"'''''
(09:00)
*Chris thinks this conversation is about his sex videos for Julie
*Chris says he has gone through "so much trouble" to convince [[Bob]] and [[Barb]] that Julie is real, and "so much trouble to find Molvania on the map."
(09:30)
*Clyde accuses Chris for wanting Julie just for sex
*Clyde demands that Chris name five things he likes about Julie
*The trolls raucously defend Clyde
*Chris loves her "for her personality," "she is a very sweet woman."
(10:00)
*"I'm a-going to meet her in real life."
*Clyde and the trolls say that they are the true fandase
(10:30)
*The trolls loudly yell [[Metal Gear Solid|ra-ri-ru-re-ro]], mocking Chris' racism.
*Clyde dares Chris to stand up for himself and Julie
(11:00)
*Chris claims he has done "a lot more than any of you"
*"Why do y'all have to mean so much disrespect against me"
(11:30)
*Arjen loudly calls Chris a fag
*Chris stress and crapped brief sighs
(12:00)
*Arjen loudly tells Chris to go hang himself but is yelled at by the trolls
*Chris says he has is [[Aunt Corina|Aunt Corina's]] funeral to worry about tomorrow, and the trolls say he doesn't care
*Chris says to "fuck off"
*Chris storms out of the chat
*The trolls discuss their next Miscreant plans and how to bother Chris next
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Revision as of 17:29, 3 March 2010

Mumble 9 is the ninth of the Mumble chats involving Chris.

Summary

In the short ninth chat, Chris enters a room full of the Miscreants. The trolls tell Chris that their mission is to stop him from ever getting china, and that they have many operatives including the infamous Jason Kendrick Howell. Arjen begins yelling at Chris, calling him a fag, and Chris screams about his dead Aunt Corina and leaves the chat.

Transcript

Clyde: Welcome to the brothers, the Miscreants.
[Trolls pipe in with "Brother!"]
Clyde: All right-
Chris: Stop this. Look, I did that vid- look, I did the- first off, I did that video just for Julie. And her brother found it on her computer and uploaded it to the YouTube without neither of our consent.
[pause]
Clyde: Do you understand what the Miscreants are, that her brother is part of it? He has been a very valuable member. [pause] Do you understand what the Miscreants are, Chris? Do you understand why we're here, fool?
Chris: Let me guess, you're all a bunch of trolls, aren't you.
Trolls: No-
Clyde: NO.
Chris: [incoherent]
Clyde: Look. Ever since Evan from /v/- well, you don't know what /v/ is, but ever since Evan posted those gay pictures with the "masturbatin' and squirtin'"- we have been there, from the beginning.
[pause]
Chris: What?
Clyde: Don't you remember Evan, the person who sent you gay pictures of Sonichu and you having sex? [Chris sighs] In 2007?
Troll: Don't tell me Chris, the stress is going to make you leave. I'm sorry, guys, would you stop stressing him?
Clyde: SILENCE! [pause] Do you remember?
Chris: Yeah.
Clyde: Do you remember Jason- always a valuable member, always willing to take the fall for me- c- creating the ED page, getting their e-mails? He was a good member too. [pause] And can't you remember Blanca, the one who destroyed your medallion? Remember?
Chris: Yeah.
Clyde: All part of the Miscreants, Chris. And the latest member: Sarah McKenzie. Or, you know her as Panda. She's not dead. She's alive, at my side. Panda's sleeping right now, I shouldn't be talking so loud, anyway- yes. I can't believe you fell for her.
[pause, a troll says something incoherent]
Clyde: We've been here from the beginning. Do you know why, Chris?
[pause]
Chris: You're trying to make a slander out of me and a fool? Or just pick on me-
Clyde: What?
Chris: Or just to pick on-
Clyde: No, no! The goal is to make sure you never get laid. That is the goal of the Miscreants.
Troll: VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS.
Other Troll: Our goal is that you are a virgin, foreva!

(3 minute mark)

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