Mumble 9

The ninth of the Mumble chats involving Chris.

Summary

In the short ninth chat, Chris enters a room full of the Miscreants. The trolls tell Chris that their mission is to stop him from ever getting china, and that they have many operatives including the infamous Jason Kendrick Howell. Arjen begins yelling at Chris, calling him a fag, and Chris screams about his dead Aunt Corina and leaves the chat.

Transcript

(00:00)

• In flamboyant fashion, Clyde greets the Miscreants.
• Immediately, Chris says to stop this, and says he did the infamous Julay tape vidya just for Julie and that her brother uploaded it to Youtube

(00:30)

• Clyde asks whether Chris even understands who the Miscreants are and whether he knows Julie's brother is part of the group
• Chris says "y'all are a bunch of trolls, aren't you"

(01:00)

• Clyde explains that ever since Chris' first email responses to /v/, the Miscreants have been there
• Clyde silences trolls taunting Chris, saying that the stress is going to make Chris leave

(01:30)

• Clyde says Jason was also a valuable member of the Miscreants in creating the special ED page
• Clyde reminds Chris of Blanca...

(02:00)

• Clyde claims Panda is the newest member of the Miscreants and is by his side
• Chris stress sighs and fart sighs

(02:30)

• Chris says the Miscreants must be around to make "a slander" out of him and "a fool," and to "pick on" him
• Clyde says the goal of the Miscreants is to make sure that Chris never gets laid

(03:00)

• Chris wants to know "why y'all have to pick on me like this"
• Clyde says Chris doesn't care about women, if Chris cared, why would females be part of the Miscreants?
• More stress sighs
• Chris says "y'all have been doing this just for the laughs against me"

(03:30)

• The trolls say "this is serious!"
• Clyde says the world must make an example of Chris

(04:00)

• Chris yells at Clyde and tells him to shut up, playing the ol' "don't you guys have lives" card. LOL Chris.
• Clyde asks Chris why he thinks a sweetheart will solve everything
• Chris again says he cares about "the wimmens" for their "personalities"

(04:30)

• Chris says "I care about their personalities, you bastards"

(05:00)

• Clyde says there is no way Chris can prove he respects the wimmens
• Chris wants to know how he can prove he respects them
• More stress sighs

(06:00)

• Clyde says Julie has ruined things... that Sarah May failed to distract Chris from Julie
• Chris yells, "You leave Julie alone!"
• Chris again lies that he's been thinking about the job situation

(06:30)

• Clyde says Chris has claimed he hated the Chinese
• The trolls loudly back up Clyde

(07:00)

• Clyde says he has heard Chris make fun of Chinese and Japanese people in chats with Julie

(07:30)

• The trolls call Chris a racist and Chris says he respects the Chinese too.
• He only wanted to "make Julie smile"

(08:00)

• "Will y'all just leave me alone?"
• Trolls call Julie naive

(08:30)

• Chris stress sighs and gets into a "no" routine
• The trolls make fun of Chris' high voice and Chris says he is "very nervous" because of the trolls. Chris babbles, "Y'all are ticki- y'all are fuckin'- in- tickin'- y'all are fuckin' pissing me off right now!"

(09:00)

• Chris thinks this conversation is about his sex videos for Julie
• Chris says he has gone through "so much trouble" to convince Bob and Barb that Julie is real, and "so much trouble to find Molvania on the map."

(09:30)

• Clyde accuses Chris for wanting Julie just for sex
• Clyde demands that Chris name five things he likes about Julie
• The trolls raucously defend Clyde
• Chris loves her "for her personality," "she is a very sweet woman."

(10:00)

• "I'm a-going to meet her in real life."
• Clyde and the trolls say that they are the true fandase

(10:30)

• The trolls loudly yell la-le-lu-li-lo
• Clyde dares Chris to stand up for himself and Julie

(11:00)

• Chris claims he has done "a lot more than any of you"
• "Why do y'all have to mean so much disrespect against me"

(11:30)

• Arjen loudly calls Chris a fag
• Chris stress and crapped brief sighs

(12:00)

• Arjen loudly tells Chris to go hang himself but is yelled at by the trolls
• Chris says he has is Aunt Corina's funeral to worry about tomorrow, and the trolls say he doesn't care
• Chris says to "fuck off"
• Chris storms out of the chat
• The trolls discuss their next Miscreant plans and how to bother Chris next

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