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==Summary== | ==Summary== | ||
This chat takes place between takes 1 and 2 of [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]]. [[Clyde]] is unimpressed by the first video, | This chat takes place between takes 1 and 2 of [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]]. [[Clyde]] is unimpressed by the first video, in which [[Chris]] calls himself a "[[gaybian]]". Chris claims that the term means gay but Clyde doesn't buy it. Chris owns up to the fact that his half-assed first attempt is an "inferior product." As usual, Chris is too inconsiderate to turn down his radio. | ||
==Video== | |||
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| name = Mumble 3.5 | |||
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|8_EmO_q7tYQ}} | |||
| Stardate = ~5 [[February 2009]] | |||
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Bluespike]], [[Clyde]], | |||
}} </center> | |||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''[[sigh]]''] Hello, Clyde. So, you saw the video? | <font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] Hello, Clyde. So, you saw the video? | ||
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> What video? | <font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> What video? | ||
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<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> No. Of course not. | <font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde''':</font> No. Of course not. | ||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''extreme sigh''] | <font color="#0033FF">'''Chris''':</font> [''extreme sigh''] | ||
<font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> But that's what you said? | <font color="#CC00FF">'''Julie''':</font> But that's what you said? | ||
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Latest revision as of 18:04, 19 April 2023
Mumble 3.5 is a continuation of the Mumble 3 chat, taking place on 5 February 2009.
Length: 4:52
Summary
This chat takes place between takes 1 and 2 of Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009. Clyde is unimpressed by the first video, in which Chris calls himself a "gaybian". Chris claims that the term means gay but Clyde doesn't buy it. Chris owns up to the fact that his half-assed first attempt is an "inferior product." As usual, Chris is too inconsiderate to turn down his radio.
Video
| Mumble 3.5 | |
| Stardate | ~5 February 2009 |
| Featuring | Chris, Bluespike, Clyde, |
Transcript
Chris: [sigh] Hello, Clyde. So, you saw the video?
Clyde: What video?
Chris: The one I uploaded.
Clyde: Oh. I should probably watch that.
Chris: You probably... oh, yeah, there ya go, Julie.
Clyde: Chris, I gotta perform rites. I gotta perform rites.
[Clyde begins chanting]
Julie: Chris, though, I think you should stay in here though, just to be sure... [cut off by background noise]
[Chris leaves, a troll laughs, Chris returns]
Chris: Er, I put him on my lap, just how I was, like how I was on that principal's lap.
Clyde: I said Optimus Prime, you know... "Transformers roll out."
Chris: [sigh] I... look, I just... I used- I- It was an action figure, I put it on my lap just like I was on the lap of that principal, awright? Now watch the video.
Clyde: Whoa, man, I didn't know you wanted to do it with Optimus Prime. I mean...
Chris: [sigh]
Clyde: I didn't tell you to have sex with Optimus Prime, if that's what you're saying, so...
Chris: [sigh]
Clyde: What is this... what is this gaybian stuff? That's not a word! It's not even a word!
Chris: Mmm... well, it's like...
Julie: Clyde, you're gonna leave me alone now, right?
Clyde: No. Of course not.
Chris: [extreme sigh]
Julie: But that's what you said?
Clyde: What's a gaybian?
Chris: Yeah, you said you were gonna leave her alone... I said, uhh...
Clyde: Ok, Chris. What is a gaybian? I have never heard this word in my life!
Chris: [exhales deeply] It's like, it's like, uh, a lesbian except, except, for, it's like guy and guy. [voice cracks] But basically it means gay.
Clyde: No, it means you're straight!
Chris: Well, if you don't like it, I can redo the vid- I can redo it.
Clyde: Go ahead. But, if you're going to do things like this, come on, man! You don't know how to keep a promise, do you?
Chris: [sigh] Well, I did. I said, "gaaaaaaay."
Clyde: -bian, at the end. We all heard it. We're not deaf. Except, I'm half deaf, but that is not the point.
Chris: Awright.
Clyde: The point is a person can hear things, a person can see things... [muffled by background noise]
Chris: Ok, I accept that. I made an inferior product. I'll prove... I'll uh, improve it, if they'll, if you'll, if uh, what hel- if it will, if you will, if you'll give me a bit of, if you will... [sigh] If you'll leave Julie, if you'll leave Julie- if you'll leave her alone.
Clyde: Man, you sure look centered. Alright, I'll leave her alone. But I'm gonna send her some chocolates, ok? Is that ok?
Chris: Uh, Julie, is that ok with you if, uh, he sends you chocolates?
Julie: Um... ok?
Clyde: And I'll send you some flowers.
Julie: Ok. Why?
Clyde: Because I'm hitting on you. Come on, you are dense, woman.
Julie: Yes, but why? Why would you hit on me?
Clyde: Because you're good-looking. Man, you are a damn good-looking woman, you know that, right?
Chris: [sigh]
Julie: But, I, I like, I was...
End of Transcript
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