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{{quote|Rocky offers me advice for most general things for counsoling [sic]. I can't say all of the things she has helped me with off of the top of my head, aside from the recent thinking of myself as [[retarded]]|Chris explains how Rocky helps him<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 22]]</ref>}}
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{{quote|Rocky offers me advice for most general things for counsoling [sic]. I can't say all of the things she has helped me with off of the top of my head, aside from the recent thinking of myself as [[slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]|Chris explains how Rocky helps him<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 22]]</ref>}}
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|title = Rocky Shoemaker
|name = Rochelle Shoemaker
|aliases = Rocky Shoemaker<br>
Rocky
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|race = White
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{{Quote|She's a troll herself. If she was really trying to help Chris, she could help Barb and Bob as well. But she didn't. Her priority has always been to pursue trolls in lieu of helping Chris. She had this motivation from day one. "I'm trolling you back" pretty much sums up Rocky.|[[Ivy]]'s view<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>}}
'''The Rev. Rochelle "Rocky" Shoemaker''' is a retired, uncertified pastoral counselor (actual title - '''"Assistant Pastor for Care Ministries"'''; born 15 June 1948<ref>[https://clustrmaps.com/person/Shoemaker-3nuse1 Phonebook]</ref><ref>[https://www.pinterest.com/revrocky48/ Her Pinterest]</ref>) from the [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], who has advised [[Chris]] on several matters since [[2008]].


[[File:Rockypicture.JPG|thumb|Rocky Shoemaker]]
According to Chris, Rocky was in her 40s during [[2010]], and has a son that works for {{w|Rockstar Games}}.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_8]]</ref>


'''Rochelle "Rocky" Shoemaker''' is a pastoral counselor (actual title - "Assistant Pastor for Care Ministries") at the [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], who advised [[Chris]] on several matters, going as far back as the [[Miyamoto Saga]].  
==History==
On 11 September 2008, after [[nudes]] of his were leaked to the internet by a [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|troll who deceived him]], Chris sent to his Reverend Elizabeth Foss an email in which he told her about his foolish acts and asked her to forgive him. Five days later, Elizabeth replied and referred Chris to the church's new pastoral counselor, Rocky Shoemaker,<ref>[[Chris emails 2008#September]]</ref> beginning her role in Chris's life.


==Biography==
In the [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6]], Chris mentioned that he asked Rocky to help him find volunteer work that would pay him, and also wouldn't cause him to lose his [[Social Security]].
On 11 September 2008, after [[nudes]] of his were leaked to the internet by a [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|troll who deceived him]], Chris sent to his Reverend Elizabeth Foss an email in which he told her about his foolish acts and asked her to forgive him. Five days later Elizabeth replied and referred Chris to the church's new pastoral counselor, Rocky Shoemaker,<ref>[[Chris emails 2008#September]]</ref> and so began her role in Chris's life.


In the year of Our Lord [[2009]], she brought about the end of the [[Ivy]] Saga, by pushing Chris to go to the police about Ivy.<ref name="IvyEnd" /> This wasn't the first time she wanted to call the cops, either - [[Julie]] and [[PandaHalo]] have both incurred her wrath in the past.{{cite}}
Rocky recommended to Chris the children's book ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]'' after he asked for help on the [[Love Quest]].<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref>


The last straw came in the form of [[Joshua Martinez]], aka [[Vanessa Hudgens]], who tried to swindle some money out of Chris by trading him a [[PSP]]. After that, Shoemaker made [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barb]] contact the cops. The agreement was that the cops would only be involved in the Joshua matters, as they were dealing with the trolls on their own terms. However, Rocky blindsided Bob and Barb and brought up Ivy and the trolls with the cops. She even had them try to find Ivy and even managed to get a background check on her and came up with nothing. <ref name="IvyEnd">[[Ivy Q&A#The_end]]</ref>
In [[March 2009]], Rocky started interacting with Chris more. She encouraged him to leave the internet and stop making videos, leading to the video [[YouTube Finale]].<ref name="Ivy">[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>


In a [[IRC (23 July 2009)|July 2009 IRC Chat]] Chris, believing that he had entered the chat incognito (although the trolls had in fact instantly seen through his false identity), suggested that the trolls force him to [[Chris and sex|rape]] Rocky. Rocky herself is aware that Chris said this. The fact that she did not kick him out of the church on the spot speaks volumes about her sanity.
[[Joshua Martinez]], a.k.a. [[Vanessa Hudgens]], tried to swindle some money out of Chris by trading him a [[PSP]]. After that, Rocky made [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] contact the cops. The agreement was that the cops would only be involved in the Joshua matters, as they were dealing with the trolls on their own terms. However, Rocky blindsided Bob and Barb and brought up [[Ivy]] and other trolls with the cops. She even had them try to find Ivy and even managed to get a background check on her and came up with nothing.<ref name="Ivy"></ref>
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According to Chris, it was Rocky and her husband who bailed the Chandlers out of jail following the events of [[28 October 2011]] <ref>[[28 October 2011#Chris's story]]</ref>. Rocky also helped put the Chandlers in touch with their defense attorney, Mr. Robert Bell, a fellow Methodist.
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==The ultimate white knight?==
In a [[IRC (23 July 2009)|July 2009 IRC Chat]], Chris, believing that he had entered the chat incognito (although the trolls had in fact instantly seen through his false identity), suggested that the trolls force him to [[Chris and sex|rape]] Rocky. Rocky herself is aware that Chris said this. The fact that she did not kick him out of the church on the spot speaks volumes about her patience.
Rocky Shoemaker might be the only person in the world who is genuinely concerned about Christian's well-being. Judging by her approval of the [[Love Quest]], it can be inferred that she supports Christian's desire for [[china]]. Rocky recommended to Chris the children's book ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''.


Despite saving him from the wiles of Joshua Martinez and [[Clyde Cash]], it seems as though Rocky is ineffective at making an impact in Christian's life where it really matters - namely his [[Love Quest|lust]], [[Obesity|gluttony]], [[List of Chris's games|greed]], [[Monthly tugboat|sloth]], [[Chris and anger|wrath]], [[Wes Iseli|envy]] and [[Chris and His Ego|pride]]. Clearly she hasn't been able to stop Chris from sending nudes of himself online (the reason why he was referred to her in the first place) as his privates were seen by the internet five different times after Chris started receiving counseling from Rocky.<ref>For the relevant examples see [[For Julie's Eyes Only]], [[April 16 Fetish Vids]], [[CWCFlyingElephants]], [[Cwcsicle]] and [[Cakefarts]].</ref>
According to Chris, it was Rocky and her husband who bailed the Chandlers out of jail following the events of [[28 October 2011]].<ref>[[28 October 2011#Chris's story]]</ref> Rocky also helped put the Chandlers in touch with their defense attorney, Mr. [[Rob Bell]], a fellow Methodist.


One can usually spot her hand in affairs if Chris begins to display common sense. It is generally believed that she was behind Chris's attempt to quit the internet forever on 21 March 2010, as the video was made on a Sunday. Chris likely meets with her on Thursdays and Sundays, as he suddenly developed basic pattern recognition skills long enough to catch one troll on 29 April and smoke out [[Sydney Contacts|another]] on 1 May (though he may have simply gotten both mixed up with [[Jackie]]).
In [[December 2011]], a troll posing as court-appointed psychiatrist "Dr. Perron" called Rocky asking for information on Chris. While she initially was skeptical, repeatedly saying that she wanted authorization from the court, she eventually became convinced and gave new information about Chris.<ref>[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]</ref> This included the supposed infestation problem in [[14 Branchland Court]] that played a part in [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s death.
Chris insists that Rocky is a better counselor than a professional psychologist, and seems to uncritically accept whatever she says.


==Interaction with trolls==
According to [[Marvin]], Rocky was the cameraperson in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]].
[[File:Chris and Rocky 2018.jpg|thumb|Rocky Shoemaker with Chris in [[2018]], during a meeting the [[Guard Dogs]] had arranged.]]
In [[May 2018]], in the aftermath of the [[Idea Guys]] saga, the [[Guard Dogs]] advised Chris to talk to Rocky about the situation, hoping she would escort Chris to the local police to report  alleged extortion by the Idea Guys. [[Null]] emailed her a copy of the report he had written to send to the FBI, and [[The Captain]] spoke with her over the phone to discuss further. The Captain mentioned that Rocky was concerned about the matter. On 9 May, the day of the meeting, Chris decided to delay it by stopping at the post office first. Rocky recommended Chris go to [[Region Ten]], an organization helping people with mental health issues, thinking that staff there would help him file the complaint. The person Chris used to talk to was on maternity leave at the time, and Chris didn't want to speak with anyone else.<ref>[[On The Captain]]</ref>


[[File:Rocky.png|thumb|Rocky Shoemaker in her younger days]]
Rocky retired from the church in summer 2018.<ref>According to [https://web.archive.org/web/20180415000000*/http://wesleymumc.org/church-staff archives of the church website], Rocky was listed as a staff member in June 2018, but no longer in July.</ref>


In a monumental display of ill-judgment, Rocky provided a great deal of information about Chris's home life to a troll posing as a court-appointed psychiatrist during [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] in the run-up to his scheduled [[28 October 2011|court appearance]] in [[December 2011]]. During this call it was revealed that [[Bob]] had been quarantined for bug bites shortly before his death, and that [[14 Branchland Court]] is so badly infected that Chris is forced to stay in [[Chris's Room|his room]] to avoid being bitten himself.
On 5 [[August 2018]], Chris watched Rekieta Law's video on the Idea Guys. The video included a recap of a thread written by Null, [[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]], which had included a vulgar tirade against Rocky and [[Anna McLerran]]. Chris tweeted in defense of the two, stating that the accusations against Rocky and Anna were false, that both did not refuse to help report the Idea Guys to law enforcement, and that they had both been unable to do much with the police. Chris also took offense at Null's vulgarity, writing that "to tell them to “F” themselves is Simply Just Wrong." Chris asked for an apology to the two. Throughout his tweets, Chris avoided referencing Null by name, instead referring to him as the post-writer.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#Asking Null for an apology]]</ref> In response to Chris's defense of Anna, both Null and The Captain pressured Chris into backing down by threatening to pull their support. Chris deleted the portions of the tweets about Rocky and Anna.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)#Chris's Defense of Anna]]</ref>
 
According to part 5 of ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]'', Rocky visited Chris while he was held in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] on his [[August 2021]] [[incest]] charge. On 14 [[March 2025]], when asked if he has talked to her, Chris replied "No, I haven't talked with Rocky a long time. I'm certain she's doing okay."<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run]]</ref> The two statements do not necessarily contradict each other: by March 2025, Chris had been out of Central Virginia Regional Jail for 3 years.


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“ Rocky offers me advice for most general things for counsoling [sic]. I can't say all of the things she has helped me with off of the top of my head, aside from the recent thinking of myself as retarded ”
Chris explains how Rocky helps him[1]
Rocky Shoemaker
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Name Rochelle Shoemaker
Also known as Rocky Shoemaker

Rocky

Gender Female
Race White
Nationality American
Saga GAMePLACe, Ivy, Vanessa, First Exile, Second Exile, Jail

The Rev. Rochelle "Rocky" Shoemaker is a retired, uncertified pastoral counselor (actual title - "Assistant Pastor for Care Ministries"; born 15 June 1948[2][3]) from the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church, who has advised Chris on several matters since 2008.

According to Chris, Rocky was in her 40s during 2010, and has a son that works for Rockstar Games.[4]

History

On 11 September 2008, after nudes of his were leaked to the internet by a troll who deceived him, Chris sent to his Reverend Elizabeth Foss an email in which he told her about his foolish acts and asked her to forgive him. Five days later, Elizabeth replied and referred Chris to the church's new pastoral counselor, Rocky Shoemaker,[5] beginning her role in Chris's life.

In the BlueSpike Skype Logs 6, Chris mentioned that he asked Rocky to help him find volunteer work that would pay him, and also wouldn't cause him to lose his Social Security.

Rocky recommended to Chris the children's book How to Talk to Girls after he asked for help on the Love Quest.[6]

In March 2009, Rocky started interacting with Chris more. She encouraged him to leave the internet and stop making videos, leading to the video YouTube Finale.[7]

Joshua Martinez, a.k.a. Vanessa Hudgens, tried to swindle some money out of Chris by trading him a PSP. After that, Rocky made Bob and Barb contact the cops. The agreement was that the cops would only be involved in the Joshua matters, as they were dealing with the trolls on their own terms. However, Rocky blindsided Bob and Barb and brought up Ivy and other trolls with the cops. She even had them try to find Ivy and even managed to get a background check on her and came up with nothing.[7]

In a July 2009 IRC Chat, Chris, believing that he had entered the chat incognito (although the trolls had in fact instantly seen through his false identity), suggested that the trolls force him to rape Rocky. Rocky herself is aware that Chris said this. The fact that she did not kick him out of the church on the spot speaks volumes about her patience.

According to Chris, it was Rocky and her husband who bailed the Chandlers out of jail following the events of 28 October 2011.[8] Rocky also helped put the Chandlers in touch with their defense attorney, Mr. Rob Bell, a fellow Methodist.

In December 2011, a troll posing as court-appointed psychiatrist "Dr. Perron" called Rocky asking for information on Chris. While she initially was skeptical, repeatedly saying that she wanted authorization from the court, she eventually became convinced and gave new information about Chris.[9] This included the supposed infestation problem in 14 Branchland Court that played a part in Bob's death.

According to Marvin, Rocky was the cameraperson in CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013.

Rocky Shoemaker with Chris in 2018, during a meeting the Guard Dogs had arranged.

In May 2018, in the aftermath of the Idea Guys saga, the Guard Dogs advised Chris to talk to Rocky about the situation, hoping she would escort Chris to the local police to report alleged extortion by the Idea Guys. Null emailed her a copy of the report he had written to send to the FBI, and The Captain spoke with her over the phone to discuss further. The Captain mentioned that Rocky was concerned about the matter. On 9 May, the day of the meeting, Chris decided to delay it by stopping at the post office first. Rocky recommended Chris go to Region Ten, an organization helping people with mental health issues, thinking that staff there would help him file the complaint. The person Chris used to talk to was on maternity leave at the time, and Chris didn't want to speak with anyone else.[10]

Rocky retired from the church in summer 2018.[11]

On 5 August 2018, Chris watched Rekieta Law's video on the Idea Guys. The video included a recap of a thread written by Null, The Chris-Chan Extortionists, which had included a vulgar tirade against Rocky and Anna McLerran. Chris tweeted in defense of the two, stating that the accusations against Rocky and Anna were false, that both did not refuse to help report the Idea Guys to law enforcement, and that they had both been unable to do much with the police. Chris also took offense at Null's vulgarity, writing that "to tell them to “F” themselves is Simply Just Wrong." Chris asked for an apology to the two. Throughout his tweets, Chris avoided referencing Null by name, instead referring to him as the post-writer.[12] In response to Chris's defense of Anna, both Null and The Captain pressured Chris into backing down by threatening to pull their support. Chris deleted the portions of the tweets about Rocky and Anna.[13]

According to part 5 of The Chris Chan Conspiracy, Rocky visited Chris while he was held in Central Virginia Regional Jail on his August 2021 incest charge. On 14 March 2025, when asked if he has talked to her, Chris replied "No, I haven't talked with Rocky a long time. I'm certain she's doing okay."[14] The two statements do not necessarily contradict each other: by March 2025, Chris had been out of Central Virginia Regional Jail for 3 years.

See also

References

  1. ↑ Jackie E-mails 22
  2. ↑ Phonebook
  3. ↑ Her Pinterest
  4. ↑ Jackie_E-mails_8
  5. ↑ Chris emails 2008#September
  6. ↑ CWC with Bible - Leviticus
  7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 Ivy Q&A
  8. ↑ 28 October 2011#Chris's story
  9. ↑ Rocky Shoemaker call
  10. ↑ On The Captain
  11. ↑ According to archives of the church website, Rocky was listed as a staff member in June 2018, but no longer in July.
  12. ↑ August 2018 social media posts#Asking Null for an apology
  13. ↑ Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)#Chris's Defense of Anna
  14. ↑ Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run
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