Colin Chat 1

"Colin Chat 1" consists of a caustic dialogue between Chris and the troll Colin. Colin was the third spoke of a love triangle with Chris and Catherine in September - October 2014. Despite apologizing to Colin in a video on 4 October, bad blood remained between the two gentlemen for some time afterwards. The chatlog took place on 11 October 2014. Chris had called Colin and Catherine in the middle of the previous night.

Chat

[1:42 PM] Colin: I didn't answer because you called when Catherine and I were in bed. Catherine wasn't happy about it either, Nice move.
[1:42 PM] Colin: You're afraid of me otherwise you wouldn't have called at a time you knew I would probably be asleep and wouldn't answer the phone.
[3:48 PM] Colin: I'm not going to call you back because Catherine and I have better thinks to do right now. She knows your avoiding me because you're scared of me. BTW, she's pissed at you for waking us up this morning. What were you thinking calling at that hour?
[3:51 PM] Chris: Call it an impulse, implied by another friend of ours, to leave you a voicemail. And I am not avoiding you; why would I be afraid of a damn bully like you?
[3:51 PM] Chris: Why don't you get on your motorcycle, and join your bully brothers at the bar in the desert, and get stung by a scorpion?
[4:09 PM] Colin: WTF is that even supposed to mean? You really are a child, aren't you. Run along now. Catherine and I have grownup things to do. Maybe I'll have time for you later.
[4:15 PM]Colin: WTF makes you think I'm a biker. I showed that to Catherine. She thought it was hysterical.
[4:19 PM] Chris: I am not a child; I am an adult like you. I was being ironic on you, because you've had "the good life" growing up, with all this money falling into your lap.
[4:19 PM] Chris: One would figure you to be soo spendy and superficial.
[4:20 PM] Chris: I am on the road right now; I will be joining my fellow Lesbians at the "Wish Me Away" showing event in CVille. Catherine would have enjoyed the movie on this NCOD.
[4:30 PM] Colin: Hate to break it to you man, but lesbians don't have penises. They're not really a big fan of them either. LOL.
[4:33 PM] Chris: My Lesbian Soul links better to them, and the Ugly Growth is easy to conceal under my skin. And satisfactory a Tribadism is easy with a piercing on my taint where my clit is, city boy.
[4:38 PM] Colin: You don't have a clit you have a PENIS. Good luck trying to hide it if you ever manage to get some lesbian interested in having sex with you.
[4:42 PM] Chris: Tucking it in is easy with an empty strap-on (no dildo), the sphere makes up for the faults of this ill-Damned gender I was forced to be born to. Maybe I'll lend the dildo to you, so you can shove it up yours.
[4:45 PM] Chris: And, by the way, among which, You give the Males a Most Terrible and Horrible Name in your behavior. Most Uncouth.
[4:46 PM] Chris: You have no soul, Colin; You are Shallow.
[4:48 PM] Chris: And your forehead is so bald, the sun could reflect off of it and blind everyone in its shaded brown light; Blinded By Poo Light!
[4:50 PM] Colin: LOL. That stung. At least Catherine likes the penis. I'd let her use a strap on on me if she wanted.
[4:50 PM] Chris: I saw your photograph from your trip to somewhere; your pose is like, what the hell is that? It really shows off your lackadaisical colors and irresponsibilities in your brain.
[4:51 PM] Colin: LOL. I'm going to show that one to Catherine. Better to have a shaved head than a skullet. You should really wash your hair sometime.
[4:51 PM] Chris: And I would take a shove up mine from her as well, regardless of the discomforting Pain up my intestine it would give me.
[4:52 PM] Chris: It must hurt you that you know someone who is well-read and knowledges enough to overshadow your pseudo-intellect.

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