Mumble 6

Mumble 6 is the sixth of the Mumble chats involving Chris, held on 10th February 2009.

Summary

• Chris has received a letter from Nintendo of America stating that he hasn't been in touch with Shigeru Miyamoto. The TRUE and HONEST Sonicu Fanbase try to convince him that the letter is fake.
• Talk about films and computer games.
• Chris gives more advice on whether a particular fan's friend is a homo by suggesting he'll be drawn to posters of men more than those of women in the fan's bedroom.
• Julie probes Chris on why he dislikes homos so much. Chris flounders and fails to explain anything.
• Chris first made his medallion because he wanted to, before he ever drew any comics and wears it all the time because it's like a nametag. Might make one for Julie.
• Someone hacked Sonichugirls.net. Julie is outraged.
• Chris doesn't hate all men, just the ones who are jerks, which is the 'majority of the male population'. When called on it, admits he doesn't know how he knows that men are jerks without knowing them.
• Chris doesn't remember saying that transgender people should have surgery. Now says that they shouldn't. Confuses transgender with intersex and says that if he had a child with both organs he would raise it as a boy.
• If Chris was dating a girl and she turned out to have a penis, he would freak out, throw up and dump her.
• Chris feeds his cat as it wails like a donkey being chainsawed.
• Chris doesn't like the WWE or the UFC.
• Sonic replaced American Rabbit as Chris' favourite cartoon character.
• Chris' favourite soap opera is The Young and the Restless. He used to watch MTV's Undressed.
• Chris feels as if his life is a soap opera, as he's had a lot of drama.
• Chris hasn't decided if there will be a Chris Chandler show. Everyone says it's a great idea.
• Sonic 3D is Chris' favorite Sonic game.
• The Chris Chandler show would be improvised with no commercial breaks.
• Chris never received the Jet, Ebony and Vibe magazines that a troll subscribed him to.
• Chris says he's irregular with comics because "It's called a life".
• Hamsty asks what Chris does, considering he has no job. Chris stalls, before saying that he can't describe his daily schedule at the moment and had better not say. He falls back on the stress excuse.
• Fans point out the contradiction of drawing comics to relax and using stress as an excuse not to draw them. Chris says that he feels uncomfortable with the questions.
• Chris does Sonichu's voice. It sounds like Chris. Fans praise this fantastic rendition.
• There will be no lesbian relationships in Chris' comics, as he is promoting being straight.
• Chris obnoxiously cuts off a fan who asks about Nintendo and copyright, saying that he's not a business genius.
• They talk about anime and video games. Chris doesn't like the nudity in Shin Chan because dicks 'offend' him.
• Says that him drawing Sonichu with his dick out was different because he was wearing a condom.
• Chris confirms that he ripped off the workings of Sonichu's penis from a line from Brian in Family Guy.
• Chris does not like poo in a fetishistic sense.
• Chris can't remember why he admitted his dirty crapped briefs to Clyde.
• Chris is still trying to upload the Nintendo of America letter.
• The adult scenes in Sonichu are not 'lost content', they are 'removable deleted scenes' and the comic can be read with or without them. This is how he designed it.
• Chris will not undergo speech therapy because he had it when he was a child.
• Chris does a terrible high-pitched impersonation of someone with no front teeth.
• Chris cuts off a question about the PS3 being the main console of the gay community, as he's bothered by it.
• CWCville's employment situation is discussed. Sonichu & Rosechu's job is protecting CWCville and everything is free for them.
• Chris liked the Spice Girls, but didn't have a favourite.
• CWCville was founded just by Bob, shortly after Chris was born.
• Bob told Chris that Sonichu was viable as regards copyrighting. Chris has paid the Library of Congress $35 for copyright years ago and hasn't heard anything.
• Chris has uploaded the Nintendo of America letter. The fans deny that it's real and attempt to discredit it. Chris refuses to listen to a single word.
• Chris starts to leave, Clyde Cash enters. The HONEST and TRUE fans all decry this disgraceful human being.
• Clyde says that Julie is afraid of how her life with Chris will turn out, and that her parents will take her away. Chris protests that he's cleaned his room; Clyde should leave him alone.
• Clyde says Chris needs to clean up his act to be with Julie, asks if he pays taxes. Chris says he's paid sales tax.
• Chris pleads the fifth when Clyde asks how much credit card debt he has. When pressed, he admits to having almost $2000 to offset his savings of $100.
• Chris says that if he decides he has to get a job when he and Julie are married, he will.
• Chris claims that he can cook 'anything that's within his cookbook'.
• Chris admits he was lying about looking for jobs he can do with his CADD degree, but he can start looking. Clyde calls him out on lying to Julie so much, and Chris whines about his "insultive tone".
• Julie says that she's read up on Christianity and there's no premarital sex. Chris says that Methodists are allowed.
• Chris claims to cook for himself the majority of the week. Says he cooks a lot of things for himself. When pressed, he says vegetables, meats and soups, depending on shopping. His parents cook separately from him, as they live on a different floor.
• Chris says he will look for a job, depending on who's hiring. Will think about getting a job now.
• Chris' schedule currently varies from day to day, but he does a lot of creative things. Yesterday he cleaned his room.
• Julie says that drawing comics is currently Chris' job and he should work on that. Chris promises that he will.
• Chris says Ich bin schwul and leaves.
• BlueSpike and the others laugh about Chris admitting to being a homo.
• Random chatter as the recording ends.

Transcript

(00:00)

• The trolls welcome Chris
• Chris says he is just "taking care of things" tonight

(00:30)

• Chris says he is here for his fans and he has an update: he has received "a letter in a snail-mail" from "Mr. Mike Chandler"
• Chris reads the letter explaining that he has been trolled and that Miyamoto-san never spoke to him.

(02:30)

• The trolls try to tell Chris that this must clearly be a fake letter, trying to prolong the Miyamoto saga
• A troll tries to tell Chris that this is getting mixed up
• Chris says this letter must be real because of the "envelope" and the "letterhead which is typed"

(04:00)

• Chris says he will scan the envelope and letter and put it up on the site

(04:45)

• The trolls describe their hatred for the Hex Bawx, and CWC leaves to go answer the phone and to scan the documents

(05:30)

• Chris says "Julie is from Molvania" and that Julie has taught him to say "Ich bin schwul," which he pronounces as ick-been-schwell

(06:30)

• The trolls tell Chris that he is so good at language, and Chris says he knows "konichiwa" and "sayonara" in Japanese

(08:30)

• Chris says he enjoyed Saw V

(11:30) Chris says he mostly loves romantic comedies.

(12:00)

• Chris says he loves toy story. Talks about toy story also talks about martial art movies.

(14:00)

• They begin to talk about Street Fighter four chris says he loves to play Chun Li.

(15:00)

• Talks about Video games.

(17:00)

• They talk about his computer chris shows he is clueless is about computers.

((20:00)) User asks chris about possibly gay friend

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