Kacey Call 11

Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.

File Name: kc090709.mp3

• Chris got an email saying Target was not going to hire him.
• Chris has 10 dollars in the bank but he's going to start saving!
• Kacey asks to coach Chris and help him save money.
• Talking about walking and working out.
• Chris volunteers to give Kacey a Q&A about autism for her Abnormal Psychology class.
• Kacey asks for him for info right now about autism.
• Chris says that he'll only do it if the maximum is 500 words.
• Kacey asks if Chris ever uploaded essays from High School to CWCipedia, he says he hasn't found them yet.
• Chris tries to push a relationship on her, but she turns him off right away.
• Chris is going to take a yoga class. He heard about yoga from Wii Fit.
• Chris said the last workout he had was standing on one leg for an ENTIRE Guitar Hero song!
• Chris is comparing Rock Band guitars to Guitar Hero guitars. Kacey says she likes real guitars and likes it when guys write songs for her. Chris says he could play Guitar Hero for her, and he can write a song in Guitar Hero for her. Kacey isn't impressed and Chris doesn't understand the difference between the two.
• "I can be just as good in Guitar Hero as a real guitar."
• Chris walks around the mall for exercise. Five whole laps!
• Chris complains about the lack of male bras at J.C. Penny.
• Chris didn't realize you can wash bras, thought you had to throw them away after every three days of use.
• Kacey suggests for Chris to spray his bras with febreze. Kacey recommends lavender.
• Kacey says that she mixes her perfumes to smell better. Chris compares this to mixing food together at Country Cookin'.
• Chris says he was reading Playboy earlier and they had a Family Guy article.
• Chris complains that Family Guy was canceled originally because 9/11 distracted people from the show.
• Chris is upset to find out that Stewie is gay.
• Chris admits to reading Playgirl once.
• Kacey was uncomfortable with the subject, so they stopped talking about Playboy/Playgirl.
• Kim convinced Chris to watch the news more often.
• Chris claims he is drawing more Sonichu.
• Kacey says that she is excited for Vivian's next audiobook. Chris gets stressed out.
• Kacey suggests to Chris to make his own audiobooks if he doesn't like Vivian's version.
• Chris talks about how he can't trust Vivian due to Clyde Cash being related. Chris complains about Clyde for a while, but then says that Clyde is dead now so it's okay. Chris says he is glad that Clyde is dead.
• Chris says that he never read Vivian's book, and he gave it to Rocky instead.
• Chris is looking for new jobs. He says he can make 980 dollars a month without losing the tugboat.
• Chris is trying to get a discount at the gym by talking to his doctor.
• Chris sent a letter to his doctor about his penis. Letter included asking about if his penis being bent was okay, how to straighten it out, and trying to get penis enlarging medication.
• Chris asks Kacey how big Liquid's penis is. Kacey starts laughing really hard, and then says that it's 9 inches, thick, and it would hurt sometimes. Chris is amazed and sounds depressed and talks about how small his penis is.
• Chris is upset that Kacey said that she enjoyed Liquid's cock.
• Chris admits that he is taking penis enlargement medication, and starts describing his cock in detail to Kacey.
• Kacey says she has to go, unless Chris has any more questions about Liquid's cock. Chris says no, and the call ends.

Transcript

Kacey: Hey Chris! It’s Kacey, how are ya?
Chris: Hi Kacey, I'm good, how are you?
Kacey: Ah-I'm good. You know, just really busy with school and work.
Chris: ...yeah.
Kacey: Y'know, gotta make that money! Gotta save it up-up. (Sound glitch)
Chris: Yeah, I will be saving up my self, y'know, after I get my- after I get one- after I get mah joooooooob, you know. Even though I, ah, received an e-mail from target saying they're not gonna hire me, because y'know, they got- they got enough people as it is right now. I'm sure they'll keep my, ah, file on record, until they find an opening.
Kacey: Nolikeyeah, I think they do that, um, I think it's, uh, it's easier every 30 days or 3 months, it depends on the company. (beat, Kacey continues at the same moment Chris tries to start) So, speaking of money, are you doing OK, curbing your spending?
Chris: (grunt/sigh) Yeah, I'm turning out ok. Yeah.
Kacey: ... Uhm. I mean, you know, I'm really worried about that because, I mean, you know, wif what you've told me about how much you spend on videogames and everything, uhm, are you buying anything from the, you know, all that stuff right now, like any games, do you have any plans?
Chris: Ahh, yeah, I have no plans right now, so I'm not expecting to buy anything at the... for.. for a while. I've got money- I got like about, ten- I've got like 'bout 10 bucks in the bank right now. I can always- I can- I can always deposit it.
Kacey: Well, um, you know, I think I've been to harsh on you, so I want to help you, uhm, do you think, maybe, uhm, I can help coach you with these things, like, you know, like, maybe you could forward me, like, what you spend, like- we'd just start something small like the Play Station network, or something. Like, and I can coach you, I-I'm really sorry, I think I was too harsh on you.
Chris: (chirps happily) Hmm. Okay, that sounds good. (unintelligible) Yeah.
Kacey: Oh, awesome. Yeah, it's my way of an apology.
Chris: It's okay, I mean, you don't have to apologize uh I mean you acted the way you did because you felt like you had to.
Kacey: Yeah but [Chris talks over her] just forward me whatever purchases you make and um I will definitely help you. I'm happy you appreciate that.
Chris: Okay. Yeah I'll [unintelligible]
Kacey: Okay.
Chris: Uh and my - I was doing a lot of walking today and lap - I did a lot of laps around the neighborhood. Instead of taking the easier counter-clockwise route around the uh 'hood I went clockwise and actually powerwalked the steep incline we have here.
Kacey: Oh nice. How much is a lap for you. Is it like a mile or something?
Chris: Hmm. I'm not sure what the distance is. I could probably measure it in my car. Uh of course I'm counting also going into the uh the little courtyard - the little courts y'know. It's like y'know the court. The into the. I'm actually going into those-
Kacey: Uh huh
Chris: Courts. Up and down them.
Kacey: Well did you run or jog the whole time cause remember you just gotta get that heartrate up.
Chris: Yeah. I powerwalked. Today I powerwalked but yesterday I did some jogging in there as well.
Kacey: I think you should look up how to get your heart rate up and where your heart rate should be. Because you just can't walk and I'm not there to show you obviously because I've got so much going with school but um if you Google it that should be awesome.
Chris: Okay. Alright. Well let me ask you though. I thought of this question earlier. Uh yeah you're studying to be a nurse. Do you have to take any psychological type classes like y'know like any classes like a psychiatrist would have to take?
Kacey: Oh of course. Um I'm actually in um 2nd Level Human Growth and Development this semester.
Chris: Okay.
Kacey: I mean a lot of it overlaps I mean I'll be taking Abnormal Psyche next semester.
Chris: A normal... psyche class?
Kacey: Abnormal? Like not normal. Yeah.
Chris: Oh abnormal. Okay. Yeah well I have- I'll tell you what if you get to the part where they talk about Autism I could give you some - some information on that and probably help you with any essays you have to write or whatever.
Kacey: Oh yeah. That would be interesting. Y'know get a little perspective maybe I'll get some extra credit.
Chris: Alright. Yeah you know I mean it's too bad we couldn't plan the uh trips of you coming over here with your hanging out y'know between Labor Day weekend.
Kacey: I know, I know.
Chris: I mean-
Kacey: I had to work all day so I mean but hey- making that money. But back to what you said about helping me with class. You can start whenever because even though I'm taking it next semsester that way I'll be prepared I mean. Why don't you describe Autism to me? You know give me a feel for it.
Chris: Alright. I'll have to give it some thought but I'll have - write you a uh minimum 100 maximum 500 word essay about it.

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