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Chris: ''[[sigh]]''. Hello, Clyde. You saw the video? | '''Chris''': ''[[sigh]]''. Hello, Clyde. You saw the video? | ||
Clyde: What video? | '''Clyde''': What video? | ||
Chris: The one I uploaded. | '''Chris''': The one I uploaded. | ||
Clyde: Oh. I should probably watch that. | '''Clyde''': Oh. I should probably watch that. | ||
Chris: You probably...oh, yeah, there ya go, [[Julie]]. | '''Chris''': You probably...oh, yeah, there ya go, [[Julie]]. | ||
Clyde: Chris, I gotta perform rites. I gotta perform rites. | '''Clyde''': Chris, I gotta perform rites. I gotta perform rites. | ||
''Clyde begins chanting'' | ''Clyde begins chanting'' | ||
Julie: Chris, though, I think you should stay in here...[cut off by background noise] | '''Julie''': Chris, though, I think you should stay in here...[cut off by background noise] | ||
''Chris leaves, a troll laughs, Chris returns'' | ''Chris leaves, a troll laughs, Chris returns'' | ||
Chris: Er, I put him on my lap, just how I was, like how I was on that principal's lap. | '''Chris''': Er, I put him on my lap, just how I was, like how I was on that principal's lap. | ||
Clyde: I said [[Optimus Prime]], you know..."Transformers roll out." | '''Clyde''': I said [[Optimus Prime]], you know..."Transformers roll out." | ||
Chris: ''sigh''. I...look, I just...I used. It was an action figure, I put it on my lap just like [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|I was on the lap of that principal]], aw right? Now watch the video. | '''Chris''': ''sigh''. I...look, I just...I used. It was an action figure, I put it on my lap just like [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|I was on the lap of that principal]], aw right? Now watch the video. | ||
Clyde: Whoah, man, I didn't know you wanted to do it with Optimus Prime. I mean... | '''Clyde''': Whoah, man, I didn't know you wanted to do it with Optimus Prime. I mean... | ||
Chris: ''sigh''. | '''Chris''': ''sigh''. | ||
Clyde: I didn't tell you to have sex with Optimus Prime, if that's what you're saying, so... | '''Clyde''': I didn't tell you to have sex with Optimus Prime, if that's what you're saying, so... | ||
Chris: ''sigh''. | '''Chris''': ''sigh''. | ||
Clyde: What is this...what is this gaybian stuff? That's not a word! It's not even a word! | '''Clyde''': What is this...what is this gaybian stuff? That's not a word! It's not even a word! | ||
Chris: Mmm...well, it's like... | '''Chris''': Mmm...well, it's like... | ||
Julie: Clyde, you're gonna leave me alone now, right? | '''Julie''': Clyde, you're gonna leave me alone now, right? | ||
Clyde: No. Of course not. | '''Clyde''': No. Of course not. | ||
Chris: ''extreme sigh.'' | '''Chris''': ''extreme sigh.'' | ||
Julie: But that's what you said? | '''Julie''': But that's what you said? | ||
Clyde: What's a gaybian? | '''Clyde''': What's a gaybian? | ||
Chris: Yeah, you said you were gonna leave her alone...I said, uhh... | '''Chris''': Yeah, you said you were gonna leave her alone...I said, uhh... | ||
Clyde: Ok, Chris. What is a gaybian? I have never heard this word in my life! | '''Clyde''': Ok, Chris. What is a gaybian? I have never heard this word in my life! | ||
Chris: ''exhales deeply''. It's like, it's like, uh, a [[megagi|lesbian]] except, except, for, it's like [[homos|guy and guy]]. ''voice cracks''. But basically it means gay. | '''Chris''': ''exhales deeply''. It's like, it's like, uh, a [[megagi|lesbian]] except, except, for, it's like [[homos|guy and guy]]. ''voice cracks''. But basically it means gay. | ||
Clyde: No, it means you're straight! | '''Clyde''': No, it means you're straight! | ||
Chris: Well, if you don't like it, I can redo the vid-, I can redo it. | '''Chris''': Well, if you don't like it, I can redo the vid-, I can redo it. | ||
Clyde: Go ahead. But, if you're going to do things like ''this'', come on, man! You don't know how to keep a promise, do you? | '''Clyde''': Go ahead. But, if you're going to do things like ''this'', come on, man! You don't know how to keep a promise, do you? | ||
Chris: ''sigh''. Well, I did. I said, "gaaaaaaay." | '''Chris''': ''sigh''. Well, I did. I said, "gaaaaaaay." | ||
Clyde: -bian, at the end. We all heard it. We're not deaf. Except, I'm half deaf, but that is not the point. | '''Clyde''': -bian, at the end. We all heard it. We're not deaf. Except, I'm half deaf, but that is not the point. | ||
Chris: Awright. | '''Chris''': Awright. | ||
Clyde: The point is a person can hear things, a person can see things...[muffled by background noise] | '''Clyde''': The point is a person can hear things, a person can see things...[muffled by background noise] | ||
Chris: Ok, I accept that. [[Sonichu_comic|I made an inferior product]]. I'll prove...I'll uh, improve it, if they'll, if you'll, if uh, what hel- if it will, if you will, if you'll give me a bit of, if you will...''sigh'', if you'll leave Julie, if you'll leave Julie, if you'll leave her alone. | '''Chris''': Ok, I accept that. [[Sonichu_comic|I made an inferior product]]. I'll prove...I'll uh, improve it, if they'll, if you'll, if uh, what hel- if it will, if you will, if you'll give me a bit of, if you will...''sigh'', if you'll leave Julie, if you'll leave Julie, if you'll leave her alone. | ||
Clyde: Man, you sure look centered. Alright, I'll leave her alone. But I'm gonna send her some chocolates, ok? Is that ok? | '''Clyde''': Man, you sure look centered. Alright, I'll leave her alone. But I'm gonna send her some chocolates, ok? Is that ok? | ||
Chris: Uh, Julie, is that ok with you if, uh, he sends you chocolates? | '''Chris''': Uh, Julie, is that ok with you if, uh, he sends you chocolates? | ||
Julie: Um...ok? | '''Julie''': Um...ok? | ||
Clyde: And I'll send you some flowers. | '''Clyde''': And I'll send you some flowers. | ||
Julie: Ok. Why? | '''Julie''': Ok. Why? | ||
Clyde: He's repeating me. Come on, you are dense, woman. | '''Clyde''': He's repeating me. Come on, you are dense, woman. | ||
Julie: Yes, but why? Why would you hit on me? | '''Julie''': Yes, but why? Why would you hit on me? | ||
Clyde: Because you're good-looking. Man, you are a damn good-looking woman, you know that, right? | '''Clyde''': Because you're good-looking. Man, you are a damn good-looking woman, you know that, right? | ||
Chris: ''sigh''. | '''Chris''': ''sigh''. | ||
Julie: But, I, I like, I was... | '''Julie''': But, I, I like, I was... | ||
Revision as of 23:22, 28 February 2010
A continuation of the third Mumble chat involving Chris.
Summary
This chat takes place between takes 1 and 2 of Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009. Clyde is unimpressed by the first video, while Chris tries (and fails) to explain what a gaybian is. Chris owns up to the fact that his half-assed first attempt is an "inferior product." In usual fashion, Chris is too inconsiderate to turn down his radio.
Transcript
Chris: sigh. Hello, Clyde. You saw the video?
Clyde: What video?
Chris: The one I uploaded.
Clyde: Oh. I should probably watch that.
Chris: You probably...oh, yeah, there ya go, Julie.
Clyde: Chris, I gotta perform rites. I gotta perform rites.
Clyde begins chanting
Julie: Chris, though, I think you should stay in here...[cut off by background noise]
Chris leaves, a troll laughs, Chris returns
Chris: Er, I put him on my lap, just how I was, like how I was on that principal's lap.
Clyde: I said Optimus Prime, you know..."Transformers roll out."
Chris: sigh. I...look, I just...I used. It was an action figure, I put it on my lap just like I was on the lap of that principal, aw right? Now watch the video.
Clyde: Whoah, man, I didn't know you wanted to do it with Optimus Prime. I mean...
Chris: sigh.
Clyde: I didn't tell you to have sex with Optimus Prime, if that's what you're saying, so...
Chris: sigh.
Clyde: What is this...what is this gaybian stuff? That's not a word! It's not even a word!
Chris: Mmm...well, it's like...
Julie: Clyde, you're gonna leave me alone now, right?
Clyde: No. Of course not.
Chris: extreme sigh.
Julie: But that's what you said?
Clyde: What's a gaybian?
Chris: Yeah, you said you were gonna leave her alone...I said, uhh...
Clyde: Ok, Chris. What is a gaybian? I have never heard this word in my life!
Chris: exhales deeply. It's like, it's like, uh, a lesbian except, except, for, it's like guy and guy. voice cracks. But basically it means gay.
Clyde: No, it means you're straight!
Chris: Well, if you don't like it, I can redo the vid-, I can redo it.
Clyde: Go ahead. But, if you're going to do things like this, come on, man! You don't know how to keep a promise, do you?
Chris: sigh. Well, I did. I said, "gaaaaaaay."
Clyde: -bian, at the end. We all heard it. We're not deaf. Except, I'm half deaf, but that is not the point.
Chris: Awright.
Clyde: The point is a person can hear things, a person can see things...[muffled by background noise]
Chris: Ok, I accept that. I made an inferior product. I'll prove...I'll uh, improve it, if they'll, if you'll, if uh, what hel- if it will, if you will, if you'll give me a bit of, if you will...sigh, if you'll leave Julie, if you'll leave Julie, if you'll leave her alone.
Clyde: Man, you sure look centered. Alright, I'll leave her alone. But I'm gonna send her some chocolates, ok? Is that ok?
Chris: Uh, Julie, is that ok with you if, uh, he sends you chocolates?
Julie: Um...ok?
Clyde: And I'll send you some flowers.
Julie: Ok. Why?
Clyde: He's repeating me. Come on, you are dense, woman.
Julie: Yes, but why? Why would you hit on me?
Clyde: Because you're good-looking. Man, you are a damn good-looking woman, you know that, right?
Chris: sigh.
Julie: But, I, I like, I was...
End of Transcript
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