Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey

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Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey is a three-part series of videos that was leaked out onto the internet on February 21, 2011 by one MiHiVidz on Youtube. The series showcases the long-lost phone conversation between Kacey and Chris on 10 November 2009 that led to Kacey severing all connections from Chris, the marriage of Liquid Chris and Kacey the following day, and the resulting video in which Chris tried not to cry over losing his potential sweetheart.

Part 1

Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 1
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Stardate	10 November 2009
Subject Matter	Kacey confronts Solid Chris on his treatment of her and on his poor lifestyle choices
Featuring	Solid Chris; Kacey
Saga	Liquid Saga
Other	Chris claims to have tunnel vision, but his description of the affliction sounds more like either OCD, monomania, or Asperger's syndrome. Chris also uses the term "heel" to describe himself as a bad person, a term that hasn't been used popularly since the 1950s.
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[Done up to 05:00, more to come later]

Chris: Hello?
Kacey: Hi, Chris. It's Kacey.
Chris: Oh, hey Kacey.
Kacey: I-I got Kim's e-mail, she said to call you?
Chris: Yeah. Yeah, we need--yeah, uh, I feel like we need to, uh, talk, you know, sort out what happened the other night. Yeah, I did not mean--I did not mean to ignore you, and I was aware you were there and I'm sorr--I'm sorr--I wanted to call you guys back.
Kacey: [speaks over Chris] Well, you didn't really...act like I was there, I, like, I'm pretty sure you just straight-out ignored everything I said.
Chris: [makes a strange grunting noise] Yeah, yeah well let me talk about that. You see, uh, I have, uh, what--one of my problems is that I have tunnel vision. You know, it's like, uh, when, like, you concentrate on one thing and you're pretty much set until its done. And, uh, and Chris was--
Kacey: [speaks over Chris] It--It--It doesn't matter, it made me feel like Chris is more important than I was. You were more concerned about what he saying even though you think they're lies, than what I was saying even though I'm saying the truth. I mean, it's like, it's like you wanted him more than you wanted me.
Chris: Kacey...That's not true. That's not true.
Kacey: But--But I mean, if you have tunnel vision shouldn't your tunnel vision have been pointed at me and not him?
Chris: Yeah, you see, another one of my flaws is, uh, when I get really stressed my mind tends to blank out and my problem solving skills, uh, pretty much, uh, temporary [sic] go down the toilet there. And...it just blank up and it justs really blanks me out, and, don't--
Kacey: I know, but what's very important to me is that I have someone who can defend me, you weren't even defending me at all, you were just screaming at him. I need someone who's quick on their feet. I mean, did you realize how much I was hurt last night?
Chris: ...Yeah, I realize how much you were hurt, um, I'm very sorry about that, I real-I realize what a heel I was.
Kacey: Alright, but did you really realize that, or did someone have to tell you that?
Chris: Nope, I realized it. No one had to tell me. [pause] I did talk to Kim about it, though.
Kacey: Well I know you talked to Kim, she's the one who e-mailed me.
Chris: ...Yep. But, anyway, Kacey, I do love you. I really do. I'm very sorry I ignored you.
Kacey: But, you haven't even tried to contact me until Kim told you to! I mean, how can you say you love me or care about me, and you were just going to, like, okay, I was so hurt, and I, I mean, what would you have done, I mean, if you didn't talk to me? I mean, I could have just gone off and done whatever, you would have been out of sight, out of mind. You couldn't even send a simple e-mail. I mean, it's like you didn't even care that I was hurt or crying or anything.
Chris: No, I di-I did care. I just, uh, I was under st--I was under the shock, too.
Kacey: What shock? There was no shock!
Chris: You know, realizing what a heel I was and how hurt you were...and that made me feel hurt. You know? 'Cause...
Kacey: Then, why didn't you try to contact me? You would think you want to if you just hurt someone you, um, supposedly love.
Chris: Yeah, you're right, I should have, yeah, I should have contacted you sooner. I just feel I-I thought--
Kacey: You were too busy playing video games again, weren't you?
Chris: No, I just thought--I just thought that you might need your spa--you might need some space, you know?
Kacey: Yeah, 'cause I'm hurting so you're just going to let me hurt all alone, or-or-or worse, in your opinion, you were gonna let me be with Chris, I mean, what did you think was gonna happen? I mean, you were playing video games today anyway, don't lie to me, I know you were.
Chris: Okay, I played some video games. I played some video games.
Kacey: See? Those are more important than me, too! How the heck are you supposed to have a girlfriend if you can't even talk to her unless her friend tells you to do it? You're just going to sit around and play video games all day, I mean, I could be hurt or sick or something, and you wouldn't know because your video games are more important.
Chris: No, Kacey, you are more important. [Chris begins to speak, but Kacey interrupts]
Kacey: But you're not acting like it at all.

Part 2

Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 2
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Stardate	10 November 2009
Subject Matter	Kacey talks about education, stress, and employment
Featuring	Solid Chris; Kacey
Saga	Liquid Saga
Other	Chris apparently got over 1100 on the SATs, but never went to a four-year university
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Part 3

Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 3
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Stardate	10 November 2009
Subject Matter	Kacey explains why she's out of Chris's league and why he will always be a virgin with rage
Featuring	Chris, Kacey
Saga	Liquid Saga
Other	Chris thinks he is better than people who are alcoholics
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