In Kacey Call 1.5, recorded in August 2009 in the midst of the Liquid saga, Chris attempts to maintain his impersonation of Liquid Chris in a conversation with Kacey. This call was released on 9 May 2012 after being misplaced by PVCC.
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Chris: Hello?
Kacey: Heyyyyy, it's Kacey!
Chris: Hey, Kace!
Kacey: What's up?
Chris: How are you?
Kacey: I'm great, how bout you?
Chris: I'm okay.
Kacey: Okay, I got your email and, um, I emailed Emily and, um, so yeah I'm waiting to hear back from her... er, Kim?
Chris: Uh... Emily, uh, you meant to say Kim right?
Kacey: I meant to say Kim, I know you told me about Emily, sorry.
Chris: Ye... yeah, I think I recall that.
Kacey: I mean, I'm new to all this, so I'm sorry I'm gonna get them mixed up. I'm surprised I didn't call her Megan, or Kate.
Chris: Hmm... Whatever...Hmm, anyway, uh, so what else is going on?
Kacey: I'm just calling, you know, because I'm supposed to be coming down tomorrow, um, I hope my car makes it.
Chris: Yeah, I hear ya. [Kacey begins to interrupt] So we're looking forward to your visit- my, my, uh, parents are looking forward to meeting you.
Kacey: Oh awesome, awesome. So do you know anything about cars? Like maybe you could tell me what's wrong with it maybe?
Chris: Uhmmm, yeah, I don't know much about cars, but, uh, you can go on the Internet, I heard about this radio show called Cartalk, you could probably find some tips on there.
Kacey: Oh, that's awesome, thank you.
Chris: Yeah, you know Cartalk, it's also the, uh, radio show that did the, uh, TV show on PBS that was called uh, As The Wrench Turns.
Kacey: Oh, cool. Um, so anyway I just wanted to call you cause like I'm actually really upset right now.
Chris: Oh, what's the matter?
Kacey: Did you see that fucking impostor video? He's trying to apologize, like, I wonder if he did that because I told him to, in my judging, but I mean just he just pisses me off. I mean, his fucking voice, the way he looks, his hair, just the way he tries to be you, just... Ugh! His fat fucking face! God! I mean, doesn't- I know he pisses you off I just, I'm sorry, I hate it when people mess with you. 'Cause you know I love you so much!
Chris: Yeah, I'm just checking though... Yeah, I think you told me you love me when you saw my artwork on the Internet, right?
Kacey: Yes, it was totally, totally, absolutely Sonichu, I mean, and we just gotten so close lately that if anyone, anyone tried to tear us apart from each other I'd probably die from heartbreak.
Chris: Awww... I'm sorry- I'm sorry to hear that.
Kacey: Oh well, that's just how much I love you.
Chris: I feel for you... I can uh... I can elate [sic] with that.
Kacey: Right... So, but I mean, what do you feel about it? I mean, I know he really pisses you off. I mean... how much do you hate him, because I mean, if I hate him about all these things, you've got to have tons of things to hate about him.
Chris: Hmmmm. Yeah, well, I mean you know, uh... I mean, I'm pretty much out of hate, I've got tired of hating, you know, so I just figured I'd just flow with it.
Kacey: Oof... So I mean, I guess you're giving him a chance? Because of all this... But I mean, you just told me the other day that he has a homosexual lisp and that he probably takes it up the butt from black guys.
Chris: Uh... That's just... I can tell you right now that's just a whole bunch of lies that someone put on the, uh, ED page against me.
Kacey: What? There's no ED page against you, that's the impostor! What are you talking about? Oh, you must, you must be tired from, you know, finals and everything coming up, but I mean... This... God, it's like I don't know, you were just saying all this stuff the other day and... I mean, come on, this guy, he tried to disqualify you over something stupid. He didn't even look at your video. I know he didn't look at your video! I mean, but he can put stupid things like Parappa Rap in his thing and not be disqualified? Fuck that shit! Oh, sorry for me cursing.
Chris: Hmm... Yeah.
Kacey: I mean, come on, Chris, don't you have any opinion?
[inaudible - speaking over each other]
Chris: Yeah, but it's like, you know... Yeah... I kind of grew up emotionally a bit more the past few days.
Kacey: Oh okay. So you're trying to take the, uh, "I'm the bigger guy route".
Chris: Yeah... I am pretty much the, uh... I'm pretty much the, uh, big man, and I realize that as such, and like you know, with my own trolls I pretty much would thank them for the, uh, publici- publicity they've given me as well.
Kacey: Oh, like no publicity is bad publicity but I mean, uh-
Chris: Well, I mean they have, uh-
Kacey: Well, I'm just bit confused because: Why did you realize all this? I mean, what happened?
Chris: Yeah, a lot of things happened, uh. You did get the message I sent you, right?
Kacey: The really long email? Yeah, I mean, it was really, really heartfelt. I mean, I'm glad that you trust me that much.
Chris: Yeah. You know me, yeah, I am definitely, truly a heartfelt kind of person.
Kacey: That's good, that's good. Um, but seriously, I really want to talk about this impostor. He's really pissing me off, Chris, I mean, come on, support me. I mean, I think... He subscribes to me. I think he is trying to go through me for you. I mean, could you believe that?
Chris: Hm. Uh, I don't know I, uh... Yeah, that just sounds- that just sounds like a bunch of fooling me, eh uh... I've taken a closer look at, uh, what he's done, and everything in the past. Hmm... But yeah, um, he's pretty much growing up as well and I have to be respecting that...
Kacey: CHRIS HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? DID YOU SEE HIM? DID YOU SEE HIM? He is trying to trick you! He is, I mean, just look at his room! He is trying to go through me to you! And that hurts me and that makes me angry! 'Cause I mean... How... Who is he to fucking try and get in between us? I mean, I love you. YOU are the fucking creator of Sonichu. YOU are the fucking man. YOU are awesome! I mean, and every time you sing a song for me or dedicate something to me, I know that it's from YOU. How the fuck can he try to do that?
Chris: Hm. I don't know, a lot of people are smart. *sigh*
Kacey: I don't think he is. [Chris tries to say something] I think he's pretty stupid. I mean, look at all his toys. I mean, how old is he?
Chris: Hmmm... I'd say he looks about twenty-seven himself.
Kacey: Heh... But I mean, just like, come on, I mean, he probably plays videogames all day on his fucking TV. I mean, he looks way older than twenty-seven, but you know that could just be the PSEye toy... Crappy shit.
Chris: Well, I do. I will admit the camera adds about a few pounds.
Kacey: Oh yeah, totally. Hmph.
Chris: Oh yeah, my mind's blankin' out on me. I've had a bit of a long day myself, you know.
Kacey: Well, can I call you later? I promise I'll calm down, just I really want to talk to you, let you know, maybe, we can talk more like last night or something, um, just he really pisses me off, because I mean, I don't even think he's financially stable and he has these things like the huge TV and the toys and everything, and it's like, “Where are you getting THOSE from?”... [Chris is making sounds, possibly trying to speak] Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, hon.
Chris: It's okay, I'm here to- I'm here for you. I'll listen to your rants.
Kacey: And I totally appreciate that.
Chris: I'll listen to your rants with an open mind.
Kacey: Well then, good, because I have so much, because he really, really, really pisses me off. I mean, just, and then this whole singing challenge, like he has a fucking choice. I mean, I want you to do this with me. You gotta do it for me. I need to feel supported by you and, I mean, you were doing it last night, so what's the difference now? You gotta win! This guy is coming after YOU for no reason, just because he wants your e-fame or whatever he thinks.
Chris: Hmmmm...
Kacey: I mean, you've gotta be out for blood, Chris, because he is. I mean, and you know I don't always condone it, but, I think he's trying things that he shouldn't, and I mean, don't you wanna protect me if he is trying to get to me through you? You don't love me that much?
Chris: I do- I do care about you very much and I am.
Kacey: OH NO, CHRIS. DO YOU LOVE ME THAT MUCH?
Chris: I love you that much.
Kacey: Well then, you've gotta do something!
Chris: I am going to do something. I will protect you. I'm going to protect you from all the lies and deceit that there are...
Kacey: FINE! Then tell me something you hate about him right now. Do something right now! 'Cause you need to show him now. Knock him off a few pegs.
Chris: Oh yeah, I'll, uh...
Kacey: Make a video! Do something!
Chris: Yeah, I'll make a video, I'll, uh... give him- I'll give him a little bit of a hate moment... Yeah.
Kacey: Good! I want you to give him a huge hate moment! Fucking pig, he doesn't even look like he takes a shower!
Chris: Hm.
Kacey: So yeah, gather your thoughts and make me a video, and that will just make all the anger go away... That will be so awesome, thank you.
Chris: I hear ya, and I'll listen to ya always.
Kacey: I'm so sorry you had to see such a ugly side of me, but I mean, when it comes to you I would protect you from everything, and I know you would do the same for me.
Chris: It's all right, I understand. But anyway, yeah, uh, definitely, uh, talk to Kim, uh, learn more about, uh, you know, everything about him, his history, uh, all the details..[Kacey interrupts]
Kacey: No, I'll definitely talk to her and, um, I'll call you later tonight, if that's okay. *giggle*
Chris: Of course.
Kacey: Awesome! *giggle* Okay, well, I'm going to go let you seek and gather your thoughts and make me that awesome video! Give me it [Chris trying to say something] Cause I want to see it soon! I'm so excited!
Chris: All right, Kacey-heart. I will.
Kacey: All right, I love you so much! Bye!
Chris: I love you, too. Bye bye.
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