Faeryn

“	I only go up to a certain limit, like I would very rarely date a woman who weighed more than 250 lbs.	”
Chris, lying.

The two's company snapshots are a series of photographs taken of Chris enjoying a drink at Applebee's with an obese young woman, nicknamed "Hambeast" by some trolls. The images were posted to 4chan's /v/ on 15 July 2009. According to the CWCipedia, this was the first real date Chris had experienced, but much to his disappointment, it did not end with him obtaining any china.

In a Captain's Log dated March 14, 2010, Chris revealed the name of the Hambeast as Faeryn, while demanding she remain anonymous. According to Chris, she worked at a bookstore in the downtown mall.

The date was partially a setup by trolls to see how Chris would react to a willing, but conventionally unattractive, boyfriend-free girl. While their introduction was a setup, it was actually Chris himself who initiated conversation and asked her out on a date, managing to snag her number.

Chris later told Kacey that he got drunk and touched Faeryn, "a few times," and she told him afterwards that she wasn't into him. Chris claimed that the failed date didn’t bother him at first, but only affected him after he sobered up.

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