Mumble 1

Mumble 1 is the first of the Mumble chats involving Chris which took place on 31 January 2009. 40 minutes long, Chris mostly goes on about video games. Gems include the thought that incest is okay if there are two women, and stuff about the Nintendo trip.

Summary

• Info for Chris' Room map: L shaped lego CWCville
• Chris admits to his family being pack rats
• IT WAS A BARGAIN.
• He's 'unanimous' about being against homos, all by himself.
• He appreciates the Sonichu Girls
• Shuffle! is a harem dating sim/anime he wants to see
• He was 'tested' for Autism...
• Has no desire to make new male friends
• He went to California to meet Cole
• Lesbians are okay, two gay lovers are not
• Threesome with two women a-okay with him
• "An incest?" he doesn't understand, discourages it
• Anne Boleyn is his aunt. He looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn to find a link between them (on Wikipedia of course)
• He saw The Other Boleyn Girl. He knows no incest happened
• With the stress it's had to get 'spired'
• Sisterssss incest may be okay. Not for certain.
• Chris sees himself in Obama because they're both outcasts
• Humble opinion humble opinion humble opinion humble opinion
• In his American Gov Class he learned that he was a moderate
• Canadians are polite and play hockey.
• Troll explains December 21 2012 to him. Chris thinks it's the actual end of the world
• Discusses Chris's ED page being deleted
• Miyamoto saw the ED page
• Chris hates Clyde, that 'joike'
• Chris dad argues with Chris in the car, makes Chris depressed
• Chris tries to ignore his dad. He recently yelled at his dad and HIS DAD FLIPPED HIM OFF to which Chris said (insert condescending mothers voice) "Did you just give me the finger?!"
• Chris could take his dad on because he's FREAKIN' 81! ...or 80
• Chris may not love his dad but he has to respect him
• He ponders what life as a woman would be like
• Family guy quote: "God gave me the package I signed for it"
• CHRIS LIKES MEGAN MARIE GRIFFIN LOL RLY?
• Talks about steroids, effects. Steroid abusers should just pay for a sex change.
• Sooner have a sex change than turn into a homo
• Says some people are born gay or choose that way.
• For women it's a choice to be gay
• HE IS STRAIGHT AND WILL NOT BE CHANGED

Transcript

00:00-06:30: Chris talks about Transformers, anime, and the PS3.

Chris: ...both parts in a villain.

Troll: Do you plan to fix that any time soon, in the future?

Chris: Uh... yeah, I don't know. I did have an idea, though, about, uh, about psychic link, about psychic communication between her and Magi-Chan. But, uh, neither of them knowing about each other, physically, outside of that.

Troll: Alright.

Chris: Only the Decepticons. Get it? [Forced laughter] Like Transformers.

Troll: Ah, yes, you know there's a new movie. New number 2.

Chris: Yeah, I know. Yeah, they're doing number 2. I have both the DVD and Blu-ray version of the, uh, of the new movie. I also have a DVD of the original animated movie. And I have Generation One series copied onto DVD-R. The entire Generation One series.

[Pause]

Chris: Oh, great, four times the Bumblebee.

[Forced laughter]

Troll: I haven't even seen the first one yet, I don't even know if it's on Netflix.

Chris: Rent the DVD. RENT THE DVD. IT'S EASIER TO WAIT FOR IT TO FALL ONTO NETFLIX.

Troll: Yeah, we have that, we have the Ropoo box, but, uh, I know it used to be on the box, for instant lunch, but I don't know if it still is.

[Pause]

Troll: Oh, I love that movie!

[Pause]

Chris: Mmm. I downloaded a bunch of epi- bunch of shows on the, and movies from the Playstation Network. I've rented some of the- I've rented some of the movies off of there, as well as a few episodes of Zammed. [Pause] Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait...

Troll: Eeh, hold on, hold on Gecko, I think he wants to read the website some more.

Chris: Uh, wait a minute, wait a minute, uh, did you say, did you say Zammed is on the Hex Bawx as well? [Pause] The anim- [Pause] Well, yeah it was one thing. I used to hate both the Playstation and the Xbox, but then I ended up getting the Playstation 1 at a rummage sale, then I just kinda like, gave it a test play, then I pretty much fell fo- then I decided not to trade it in, at that time. So, pretty much grew from that. But, like in the- [Pause] Yeah, but also, you know, it costs money to be on the Xbox Live. But anyway, yeah, I don't think so. Buyesanyway [starts typing loudly] Zammed, is that really on the, uh, Xbox Live? Its an anime bout this, uh, boy who, uh, pretty much- pretty much gets a- gets a- gets infected and becomes like this, uh, this animal-type character, muta- mutant like creature, something like that. Yeah, yeah, I'm interested in starting to, uh, download the, uh, a new anime they just- they put on there just recently. Shuffle. I think it's called Shuffle. Oh, scuse me for a second. [Clattering as Chris gets up.]

Troll: All right.

[Pause]

Troll: Uhn, I'm wondering if I should stay online, or go play Animal Crossing. [Drowned out by static and more clattering]

[Pause]

Chris: Uh, yeah, I tried uh, oh, I tried uh, downloading from torrents a bunch of times, but, um, most of the entire series of Samurai Pizza Cats, off a torrent, but, uh, still kind of lacked in quality. And, uh, they got their leh ic- they got their little icons recorded, uh, that they recorded from a TV station.

[Pause]

Troll: Yeah, we're picking up our 360 on Tuesday; we have one reserved, and then after that's a PS3, but I'm, uh-

[Pause]

Troll: Ha, Circuit City's closing it's doors, it's going downhill.

Chris: Anyway, uh, anyway, you know, recommended for if, you all get, for those who are getting a Playstation 3, you know, go ahead and get, like, the least expensive one you can find, but preferably, one with, uh, that's capable of Wifi, that's the, uh, that's the 60GB or higher models. 20 if- Yeah- Well, yeah, w- well, I mean, uh, 20 or 40GB are not capable of the Wifi, you require an ethernet cable.

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