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<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's way of measuring his respect for other people. | <blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's way of measuring his respect for other people. | ||
<blockquote>I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my '''Scale of Respect''' each by 2 points<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Scale_of_Respect</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my '''Scale of Respect''' each by 2 points''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Scale_of_Respect</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: Chris, like most other autistics, tends to view the world based on numerical values due to their lack of understanding of certain abstract concepts such as respect. Because of this, Chris made his very own numerical scale to decide on who should be respected, compared to who shouldn't.</blockquote> | Origin: Chris, like most other autistics, tends to view the world based on numerical values due to their lack of understanding of certain abstract concepts such as respect. Because of this, Chris made his very own numerical scale to decide on who should be respected, compared to who shouldn't.</blockquote> | ||
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<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' mentally retarded | <blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' mentally retarded | ||
<blockquote>As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look '''slow-minded'''; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_emails_2007#February</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look '''slow-minded'''; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_emails_2007#February</ref></blockquote> | ||
<blockquote>OK, I can definitely name you a few reasons, like there was this one [stutters] …there was this one '''slow-minded''' individual named Tony. He was like as big as-he was as big and strong as an ox. He just kept on making all the moanings and noises and whatnot, and he sometimes even-even-a couple of times he even spat on me, and he even bopped me on the back of the head once or twice during the whole-during the whole time I knew him there.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Kacey_Call_9</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''OK, I can definitely name you a few reasons, like there was this one [stutters] …there was this one '''slow-minded''' individual named Tony. He was like as big as-he was as big and strong as an ox. He just kept on making all the moanings and noises and whatnot, and he sometimes even-even-a couple of times he even spat on me, and he even bopped me on the back of the head once or twice during the whole-during the whole time I knew him there.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Kacey_Call_9</ref></blockquote> | ||
2. ''(adjective)'' stupid, but not quite retarded | 2. ''(adjective)'' stupid, but not quite retarded | ||
<blockquote> I'll admit I have had some '''slow-minded''' moments. But I am certainly not totally retarded.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#Crossing_the_Na.C3.AFve_Line_.281:46:21-1:52:36.29</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote> ''I'll admit I have had some '''slow-minded''' moments. But I am certainly not totally retarded.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#Crossing_the_Na.C3.AFve_Line_.281:46:21-1:52:36.29</ref></blockquote> | ||
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<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' A phrase one may shout out when asked for attendance. | <blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' A phrase one may shout out when asked for attendance. | ||
<blockquote>'''''SNERGEN FLERGEN!!! | <blockquote>'''''SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic9P6.jpg</ref> | ||
What? | What? | ||
Uh...here! | Uh...here!'' | ||
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<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' refers to the act of holding grievances towards someone. | <blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' refers to the act of holding grievances towards someone. | ||
<blockquote>That was, that was, that was misunderstanding, that was just, there was a whole bunch of misunderstandings between me and my employer, and he, and he has, and he had, and he had, and he had a '''spike on his shoulder''' against me.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''That was, that was, that was misunderstanding, that was just, there was a whole bunch of misunderstandings between me and my employer, and he, and he has, and he had, and he had, and he had a '''spike on his shoulder''' against me.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: A confusion with the phrase "chip on one's shoulder".</blockquote> | Origin: A confusion with the phrase "chip on one's shoulder".</blockquote> | ||
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<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An ideal sweetheart beyond the friend zone. | <blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An ideal sweetheart beyond the friend zone. | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote>''For days to weeks to months to years, I Felt So Lonesome and Incomplete. But I didn't STOP! In the name of Love, and the fact that there had to be a Boyfriend-Free Girl out there, somewhere, for me to get to know, grow a strong companionship with and make into a '''Sweetheart from the Ground-Up''', so in later years, after the inevitability of my parents leaving me, I WON'T BE ALONE. And I can eventually realize my dream of being a good husband, and father of a pretty girl named Crystal.'' <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: As stated, Chris intended to use this weird phrase to indicate that he wants an ideal gal-pal well beyond the friend zone. Chris thought this phrase sounded so clever, that he used it constantly.</blockquote> | Origin: As stated, Chris intended to use this weird phrase to indicate that he wants an ideal gal-pal well beyond the friend zone. Chris thought this phrase sounded so clever, that he used it constantly.</blockquote> |
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One of Chris's most notorious features is his strange vocabulary. Like many children who don't feel comfortable referring to adult concepts directly, Chris often resorts to creating cutesy euphemisms for a lot of words that anyone else his age would generally use with little reservation, which is common with autistic people. While some of them are understandable — after all, nobody would really relish discussing their diapers — others, such as "tobacky" instead of "tobacco", only serve to turn an otherwise normal sentence into an advertisement for Chris's childish nature. Others are attempts to be clever that fail miserably, for example, he refers to semen as "navy", because semen sounds like sea men, get it? Combine this with the idiosyncratic speech patterns that are common among autistics, and you get his so-called CWC-isms.
CWC-isms may be combinations or butchered versions of words or phrases that already exist, entirely new words, commonplace words that he uses repeatedly in a peculiar or obsessive way, or entirely new phrases that Chris often has to explain afterwards because nobody knows what he's talking about.
Primary categories of CWC-isms
There are 5 main types of CWC-isms:
- CWC-neologism - a new word or phrase, which didn't exist before, and was first created by Chris.
Example: Lovehogs, a portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehogs". - CWC-euphemism - a preexisting word or phrase, which Chris for some strange reason gave a totally different meaning than it was meant to.
Example: Duck, meant to denote a bird, Chris uses it to denote his penis. - CWC-anachronism - an obscure word or phrase which Chris has learned somewhere and now likes to utter pretty often, and which became characteristic for Chris's way of speaking/writing.
Example: Uncouth, an obscure word Chris used to tell people how much of a jerk he perceive they're being to him. - CWC-misspelling - only the most notable of Chris's misspellings: those, which became characteristic for Chris's way of writing.
Example: Geinus, what he deems himself to be. - Other shit - or Miscellaneous.
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References
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_9_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2015_Facebook_posts
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2015_Facebook_posts
- ↑ http://www.dictionary.com/browse/abreast
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/
- ↑ Lars Call
- ↑ 100 2267
- ↑ Dankula
- ↑ CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook
- ↑ Cwcipedia captain's log, 25 November 2009
- ↑ CWC - Hand Drawn Original
- ↑ Father Call
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days
- ↑ https://www.facebook.com/cwcville/photos/a.447204945915.244245.167832525915/10152771303590916/?type=3&theater
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound
- ↑ User:ChrisChanSonichu profile
- ↑ Issue 8 Pages 94-95
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_emails_2004-2006
- ↑ 2017_tweets#Proud_to_be_a_feminist
- ↑ NightStar2891_tweets#She_is_woman
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Biological_clock
- ↑ Chris Calls Clyde Out
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot_20171019-235945_01-png.299275/
- ↑ Father Call
- ↑ Christian's Update 13 September 2008
- ↑ I am Alive
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash#A_Very_Special_Holiday_Chris-chan
- ↑ Vanessa AIM Chat 3
- ↑ Do Not Dis C Ville
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_3
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_14
- ↑ https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic5P29.htm
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Second_Message
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/April_2012_Facebook_posts
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Coffee_Place
- ↑ https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/turn-a-cold-shoulder-to
- ↑ Chris Sex Logs
- ↑ Kacey Phone Call
- ↑ 116-CWCCop.jpg
- ↑ Take that Page DOWN NOW!
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/NO_D***_WAY,_IMPOSTOR!!!
- ↑ https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809
- ↑ Mailbag 15
- ↑ Sonichu #8, page 43
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_tweets#Thanks.2C_darling
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:DatingEducation.jpg
- ↑ Wikipedia#May 2009 drama
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 9
- ↑ Issue 10 Page 2
- ↑ Issue 10 Page 70
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(20_January_2009)
- ↑ August 2016 Facebook posts#Too lazy to work
- ↑ [1]]
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mumble_8
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_resume
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#The_Shit_Hits_the_Fan
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2012_Facebook_posts#Empirical
- ↑ https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809
- ↑ https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/double%20entendre
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_Girls#Your_understanding_me_fukky_.281_January_2009.29
- ↑ The MovingFoward videos.
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtWQTjXCDs
- ↑ IRC chat, 02 January 2009.
- ↑ Chris's email to Megan Schroeder, 06 July 2007
- ↑ Chris's email to The Wallflower, 18 February 2010
- ↑ Christian in his Own Words.
- ↑ Mailbag 5
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update_18_March_2009_More_Updated
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#STRESSFUL_SUNDAY._GAWD.21
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Comes_Out_of_the_Closet
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_1
- ↑ Chris Chan's Public Announcement
- ↑ https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/913230475774369794
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Matthew_5:27,_CWC_Confessions
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update_9_April_2009
- ↑ Chris dispels videogame rumors
- ↑ Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Heart_level
- ↑ "Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu"
- ↑ Father Call
- ↑ Jackie_e-mails_Part_2
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_5
- ↑ Challenge for Clyde II
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Common_Questions
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Second_Message
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Blog
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic10P97.jpg
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 23
- ↑ CWC Update 9 April 2009
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Got_A_Fish
- ↑ Jason Kendrick Howell message
- ↑ Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC
- ↑ Sonichu #9, page 79
- ↑ CWC Update 29 July 2009
- ↑ [[2]]
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_emails,_Aug-Dec_2007
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sweetheart#Will_Chris_ever_have_a_Sweetheart.3F
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_English
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Feelings_of_the_election_results
- ↑ https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jane
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_Girls
- ↑ https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jerk#Etymology_1
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Get-Tar_Region
- ↑ http://www.dictionary.com/browse/jerk--off
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/For_Julie%27s_Eyes_Only
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Chris%27s_Adam_%26_Eve_purchases
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Miyamoto_emails#Chris_Sets_the_Record_STRAIGHT
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-2-12-chriss-new-twitter.53309/#post-4316470
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chop_Chop_Master_Onion%27s_Rap_Showdown
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#21_January
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Vivitheg%27s_AIM_chat
- ↑ Chris chan (CWCipedia)
- ↑ Email from Chris to Robert Simmons V on 12 August 2008
- ↑ https://www.facebook.com/pg/cwcville/about/
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up
- ↑ I Love You Kacey
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Katie_Bay_E-mails_4
- ↑ 124.0 124.1 CWC's Second Message
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/PlayingHouse
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtlwEfZEmrg
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2013_Facebook_Posts
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stielhandgranate
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Chan%27s_Public_Announcement
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_block
- ↑ Common Questions#1_February_2010
- ↑ CWC Blog#28_December_2009
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/ToJackie
- ↑ Issue 9 Page 39
- ↑ Merriam-Webster Dictionary, "misunderstanding"
- ↑ Mailbag 39
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Monthly_tugboat#References_by_Chris
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/BlueSpike_Skype_Logs_12
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers
- ↑ http://www.dictionary.com/browse/naive
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009
- ↑ For Chris
- ↑ LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter
- ↑ LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Julie_Reveals_Herself
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Son10revp3.jpg
- ↑ [[3]]
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-279
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash
- ↑ Sonichu #7
- ↑ Mumble_4
- ↑ IRC (03 January 2009)
- ↑ Song of Christian
- ↑ https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/954587249622077440
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Attention_All_Sonichu_Fans_(NOT_HATERS)
- ↑ Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_emails,_2008#Chris_thinks_she_was_scarred_because_she_doesn.27t_know_much_about_sex
- ↑ http://www.dictionary.com/browse/outercourse
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_Edge
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour
- ↑ https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:Issue_8_Cover.jpg
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Parody#Chris_does_not_understand_the_concept_of_parody
- ↑ Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Second_Message
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chrisreply3.PNG
- ↑ https://web.stanford.edu/~eckert/PDF/PenisTesticlesSlang.pdf
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_4#Why_Chris_hates_pickles
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Eid,_Pmurt,_Eid
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2016_Facebook_posts#Registered_to_vote
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/U8C43P2A37A8_y_U8C1N023V0L
- ↑ https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-8-21-crescent-eclipse.33504/
- ↑ CWC address to Royal Board
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Warm_Fuzzy_Tale
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_out_of_English
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_out_of_college
- ↑ File:ProwldentVCC.jpg
- ↑ December 2016 Facebook posts#Favorite Pokemon
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 31
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_Wikipedia_profile
- ↑ https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/quarters
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_9_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/raincoat
- ↑ https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP5.htm
- ↑ Fhttps://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#Crossing_the_Na.C3.AFve_Line_.281:46:21-1:52:41.29)
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-12-pages-54-60.33547/
- ↑ https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rapier#Adjective
- ↑ August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_April_28th,_2009
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Tour_of_Chris%27s_House_II
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Tour_of_Chris%27s_House_II
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil
- ↑ Sonichu #4
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Scale_of_Respect
- ↑ An Important Update
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2014_Facebook_Posts
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_tweets#Hurricane_Harvey_and_SLGBT
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler>
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_emails_2007#February
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Kacey_Call_9
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#Crossing_the_Na.C3.AFve_Line_.281:46:21-1:52:36.29
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic9P6.jpg
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler
- ↑ Getting Foam Ed
- ↑ CWCFlyingElephants. Note this is the very first thing he says, so there's nothing to be completely different from.
- ↑ Chris's Letter to Blanca
- ↑ A Public Announcement for Congress
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_4_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_15
- ↑ Ivy Q&A
- ↑ Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE
- ↑ Sonichu Special 4, page K-4
- ↑ https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm
- ↑ https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_6_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE
- ↑ Silvana
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE
- ↑ https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tobacky#English
- ↑ Back in Nagasaki Where the Fellers Chew Tobaccy
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow
- ↑ PSN comment as of 6 April 2011
- ↑ Take that Page DOWN NOW!
- ↑ January 2018 Facebook posts#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married
- ↑ Chris Drops the N-Bomb
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Colin_Chat_2
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Colin_Chat_1
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Misc_E-mails#Anti-Pmurt
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2017_Facebook_Posts
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#Trump.2C_you_mocked_the_mentally-challenged
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonic_Boom_Protests#Chris_Rages_On
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#Unleashing_his_inner_Brit
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#Tabitha_addresses_CWC_flame_war
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/NightStar2891_tweets#Twitter_spam_for_Tabitha
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jessica_Quinn
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-SrQ-Oz1k4
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Unga_Wunga_Time.jpg
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_11
- ↑ BlueSpike Skype Logs 7
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/China#Vaginatables
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-372
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite
- ↑ [[4]]
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/So_Need_a_Cute_Girl
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Virginia_is_for_Virgins#Origins
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic8P52.jpg
- ↑ Random-access humor
- ↑ [[5]]
- ↑ CWCipedia article on Rosechu
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Other_documents
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic8P58.jpg
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic8P51.jpg
- ↑ Katie Bay E-mails 3
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 6
- ↑ Sign Destruction Video
- ↑ Power
- ↑ [[6]]
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Diary
- ↑ Issue 10 Page 68 Ultra Sonichu to the Basement Rosechus, on a single page
- ↑ Miyamoto Saga
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Animal_Crossing_Documentary
- ↑ [[7]]
- ↑ [[8]]
- ↑ Sonichu 0
- ↑ A New, Fun Trick!
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_Ode_to_Rosechu
- ↑ Sonichu 0