Difference between revisions of "Faeryn"
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{Rename|Faeryn}} | |||
{{Quote|I only go up to a certain limit, like I would very rarely date a woman who weighed more than 250 lbs.|Chris, lying.<ref>[[Mailbag 55]]</ref>}} | {{Quote|I only go up to a certain limit, like I would very rarely date a woman who weighed more than 250 lbs.|Chris, lying.<ref>[[Mailbag 55]]</ref>}} | ||
The '''two's company snapshots''' are a series of photographs taken of Chris enjoying a drink at [[List of restaurants#Applebee's|Applebee's]]<ref name="a">[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> with an obese young woman, nicknamed "'''Hambeast'''" by some trolls. The images were posted to [[4chan]]'s /v/ on [[2009#July|15 July 2009]]. According to the [[CWCipedia]], this was the first real date Chris had experienced, but much to his disappointment, it did not end with him obtaining any [[china]]. | The '''two's company snapshots''' are a series of photographs taken of Chris enjoying a drink at [[List of restaurants#Applebee's|Applebee's]]<ref name="a">[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> with an obese young woman, nicknamed "'''Hambeast'''" by some trolls. The images were posted to [[4chan]]'s /v/ on [[2009#July|15 July 2009]]. According to the [[CWCipedia]], this was the first real date Chris had experienced, but much to his disappointment, it did not end with him obtaining any [[china]]. | ||
Revision as of 02:25, 3 October 2023
|
It has been proposed that this article be renamed to Faeryn. |
| Get ready to join us on the talk page to discuss this further! |
| “ | I only go up to a certain limit, like I would very rarely date a woman who weighed more than 250 lbs. | ” |
| Chris, lying.[1] | ||
The two's company snapshots are a series of photographs taken of Chris enjoying a drink at Applebee's[2] with an obese young woman, nicknamed "Hambeast" by some trolls. The images were posted to 4chan's /v/ on 15 July 2009. According to the CWCipedia, this was the first real date Chris had experienced, but much to his disappointment, it did not end with him obtaining any china.
In a Captain's Log dated March 14, 2010, Chris revealed her name as Faeryn, while demanding she remain anonymous.[3] According to Chris, she worked at a bookstore in the downtown mall.[2]
The date was partially a setup by trolls to see how Chris would react to a willing, but conventionally unattractive, boyfriend-free girl. While their introduction was a setup, it was actually Chris himself who initiated conversation and asked her out on a date, managing to snag her number.
Chris later told Kacey that he got drunk and touched Faeryn, "a few times," and she told him afterwards that she wasn't into him. Chris claimed that the failed date didn’t bother him at first, but only affected him after he sobered up.[2]
References
 Emily Saga
| ||||||
People: Chris • LoveYouLongTime (Emily • Kim Wilson • Unknown Gal-pals) • Bob Chandler • Man in the Pickle Suit • Magical Man • Clyde Cash • Faeryn • Robert Simmons V • Bryan Bash | ||||||
| LoveYouLongTime: | Emily: | Kim: | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
||||||
| Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Liquid | ||||||
| |||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||
| ||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||
| ||||||||
| |||||