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'''Faeryn''' is an obese young woman, nicknamed "'''Hambeast'''" by some trolls. On [[2009#July|15 July 2009]], a series of photographs depicting Chris enjoying a drink at [[List of restaurants#Applebee's|Applebee's]]<ref name="a">[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> with Faeryn were posted to [[4chan]]'s /v/ board, known as the Two's Company Snapshots. According to the [[CWCipedia]], this was the first real date Chris had experienced, but much to his disappointment, it did not end with him obtaining any [[china]]. | |||
In a [[Captain's Log]] dated March 14, 2010, Chris revealed her name as '''Faeryn''', while [[Chris and Hypocrisy|demanding she remain anonymous]].<ref>[[CWC Blog#14 March 2010]]</ref> According to Chris, she worked at a bookstore in the downtown mall.<ref name="a" /> | In a [[Captain's Log]] dated March 14, 2010, Chris revealed her name as '''Faeryn''', while [[Chris and Hypocrisy|demanding she remain anonymous]].<ref>[[CWC Blog#14 March 2010]]</ref> According to Chris, she worked at a bookstore in the downtown mall.<ref name="a" /> | ||
Revision as of 18:59, 3 October 2023
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Faeryn is an obese young woman, nicknamed "Hambeast" by some trolls. On 15 July 2009, a series of photographs depicting Chris enjoying a drink at Applebee's[2] with Faeryn were posted to 4chan's /v/ board, known as the Two's Company Snapshots. According to the CWCipedia, this was the first real date Chris had experienced, but much to his disappointment, it did not end with him obtaining any china.
In a Captain's Log dated March 14, 2010, Chris revealed her name as Faeryn, while demanding she remain anonymous.[3] According to Chris, she worked at a bookstore in the downtown mall.[2]
The date was partially a setup by trolls to see how Chris would react to a willing, but conventionally unattractive, boyfriend-free girl. While their introduction was a setup, it was actually Chris himself who initiated conversation and asked her out on a date, managing to snag her number.
Chris later told Kacey that he got drunk and touched Faeryn, "a few times," and she told him afterwards that she wasn't into him. Chris claimed that the failed date didn’t bother him at first, but only affected him after he sobered up.[2]
References
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People: Chris • LoveYouLongTime (Emily • Kim Wilson • Unknown Gal-pals) • Bob Chandler • Man in the Pickle Suit • Magical Man • Clyde Cash • Faeryn • Robert Simmons V • Bryan Bash | ||||||
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