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The '''Two's company snapshots''' are a series of photographs taken of Chris enjoying a drink with a morbidly obese young [[Boulder-dropping whale|whale]], playfully nicknamed '''Hambeast''' by the trolls. They were uploaded on [[4chan]]'s /v/ on [[2009#July|15 July 2009]].
{{Quote|I only go up to a certain limit, like I would very rarely date a woman who weighed more than 250 lbs.|Chris, lying.<ref>[[Mailbag 55]]</ref>}}
{{quote|She was pretty|Chris<ref name="a">[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref>}}
[[File:Chris1.jpg|thumb|Faeryn shows her true feelings]]
'''Faeryn''' is an obese young woman, nicknamed "'''Hambeast'''" by prominent trolls, and once called '''"Fae"''' by Chris. Not much is known about her, other than the fact that she worked at a bookstore.<ref name="a" />


Contrary to rumors on lesser imageboards, it can now be revealed that Chris did not receive any [[china|vag]], liberated or otherwise.
In [[July 2009]], [[LoveYouLongTime]] and her friends began taking Chris out to [[Chris's Big Night Out|various]] [[Chris's Big Night Out II|places]]. Through unknown means, one of these trolls found Faeryn, who was genuinely interested in dating Chris. This prompted them to set up a date with Faeryn and Chris, in order to see how Chris would react to a willing, yet conventionally unattractive [[boyfriend-free girl]].


On the [[CWCipedia]] Chris claims that this was his [[lies|first date]].
Unexpectedly, Chris reciprocated her feelings, calling her "pretty" and "a wild, fun one".<ref name="a" /> The two of them went for a date at [[List of restaurants#Applebee's|Applebee's]],<ref name="a" /> making Faeryn Chris's first ever actual date. They became drunk together, and Chris touched her "a few times".<ref name="a" /> The date ended abruptly when Faeryn said "I was not at all that into you", which was said "out of nowhere",<ref name="a" /> according to Chris. While this did not initially affect Chris, once he sobered up, he felt saddened about how things turned out between them.<ref name="a" />


In a [[Captain's Log]] dated 14 March 2010, Chris revealed the name of the Hambeast as '''Faeryn''' as he was [[Fail|demanding she be made anonymous]].<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain%27s_Log&oldid=4015 Captain's Log, Stardate March 14, 2010]</ref>
These images were then posted onto [[4chan]]'s /v/ board, as the '''"Two's Company Snapshots"'''. Due to Faeryn's name not being known at the time, trolls started calling her "Hambeast".


==Background==
In 26 [[July 2009]], Chris sent an email to [[Katie Bay]], where he vents about [[Megan Schroeder]], and also mentions Faeryn.
The date was partially a setup by [[trolls|field agents]] to see how Chris would react to a willing, but physically unattractive [[boyfriend free girl|potential mate]]. While their introduction was a setup, it was actually Chris himself who initiated conversation and asked her out on a date, managing to snag her number. Like Chris she too was fat, unattractive, with poor hygiene and little opportunity for a relationship. Even so, she was less than enthusiastic about dating Chris, and only eventually agreed by virtue of not being able to come up with a good excuse not to.<br />
 
Also, note that she's chugging down what seems to be a two-pint glass of beer, while Chris is drinking a brightly colored [[Homos|cocktail]]<br />
{{quote|[Megan] was rarely all that into me either, fairly much like how Faeryn was Not into me either, but at least FAE Told Me Quicklu, instead of trying to be subtle over a LOOONG Time.|Chris<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref>}}
Furthermore, these images have revealed to us that Chris's taste in [[Chris and fashion|clothing]] can indeed get much, much worse. It remains unknown whether the longsleeve Chris is wearing under that red tee was designed by someone under the influence of [[Yawning Squirtle|Yawning Squirtle's]] supergrass, or by [[Chris and art|CWC himself]], but what remains certain is that this chaos of pink, white and blue-green stands out even in Chris's own terrifying wardrobe.
 
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In a [[CWC Blog|blog]] entry from 14 [[March 2010]], Chris asked for [[CWCki]] moderators to keep Faeryn anonymous, while also revealing her first name.<ref>[[CWC Blog#14 March 2010]]</ref>


==The images==
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==Sauces==
==References==
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Latest revision as of 12:46, 6 October 2024

I only go up to a certain limit, like I would very rarely date a woman who weighed more than 250 lbs.
Chris, lying.[1]
She was pretty
Chris[2]
Faeryn shows her true feelings

Faeryn is an obese young woman, nicknamed "Hambeast" by prominent trolls, and once called "Fae" by Chris. Not much is known about her, other than the fact that she worked at a bookstore.[2]

In July 2009, LoveYouLongTime and her friends began taking Chris out to various places. Through unknown means, one of these trolls found Faeryn, who was genuinely interested in dating Chris. This prompted them to set up a date with Faeryn and Chris, in order to see how Chris would react to a willing, yet conventionally unattractive boyfriend-free girl.

Unexpectedly, Chris reciprocated her feelings, calling her "pretty" and "a wild, fun one".[2] The two of them went for a date at Applebee's,[2] making Faeryn Chris's first ever actual date. They became drunk together, and Chris touched her "a few times".[2] The date ended abruptly when Faeryn said "I was not at all that into you", which was said "out of nowhere",[2] according to Chris. While this did not initially affect Chris, once he sobered up, he felt saddened about how things turned out between them.[2]

These images were then posted onto 4chan's /v/ board, as the "Two's Company Snapshots". Due to Faeryn's name not being known at the time, trolls started calling her "Hambeast".

In 26 July 2009, Chris sent an email to Katie Bay, where he vents about Megan Schroeder, and also mentions Faeryn.

[Megan] was rarely all that into me either, fairly much like how Faeryn was Not into me either, but at least FAE Told Me Quicklu, instead of trying to be subtle over a LOOONG Time.
Chris[3]

In a blog entry from 14 March 2010, Chris asked for CWCki moderators to keep Faeryn anonymous, while also revealing her first name.[4]

References

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The Players

People: ChrisLoveYouLongTime (EmilyKim WilsonUnknown Gal-pals) • Bob ChandlerMan in the Pickle SuitMagical ManClyde CashFaerynRobert Simmons VBryan Bash


LoveYouLongTime: Emily: Kim:
Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Liquid

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