Mumble 1

Mumble 1 is the first of the Mumble chats involving Chris which took place on 31 January 2009. 40 minutes long, Chris mostly goes on about video games. Gems include the thought that incest is okay if there are two women, and stuff about the Nintendo trip.

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Info for Chris' Room map: L shaped lego CWCville
Chris admits to his family being pack rats
IT WAS A BARGAIN.
He's 'unanimous' about being against homos, all by himself.
He appreciates the Sonichu Girls
Shuffle! is a harem dating sim/anime he wants to see
He was 'tested' for Autism...
Has no desire to make new male friends
He went to California to meet Cole
Lesbians are okay, two gay lovers are not
Threesome with two women a-okay with him
"An incest?" he doesn't understand, discourages it
Anne Boleyn is his aunt. He looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn to find a link between them (on Wikipedia of course)
He saw The Other Boleyn Girl. He knows no incest happened
With the stress it's had to get 'spired'
Sisterssss incest may be okay. Not for certain.
Chris sees himself in Obama because they're both outcasts
Humble opinion humble opinion humble opinion humble opinion
In his American Gov Class he learned that he was a moderate
Canadians are polite and play hockey.
Troll explains December 21 2012 to him. Chris thinks it's the actual end of the world
Discusses Chris's ED page being deleted
Miyamoto saw the ED page
Chris hates Clyde, that 'joike'
Chris dad argues with Chris in the car, makes Chris depressed
Chris tries to ignore his dad. He recently yelled at his dad and HIS DAD FLIPPED HIM OFF to which Chris said (insert condescending mothers voice) "Did you just give me the finger?!"
Chris could take his dad on because he's FREAKIN' 81! ...or 80
Chris may not love his dad but he has to respect him
He ponders what life as a woman would be like
Family guy quote: "God gave me the package I signed for it"
CHRIS LIKES MEGAN MARIE GRIFFIN LOL RLY?
Talks about steroids, effects. Steroid abusers should just pay for a sex change.
Sooner have a sex change than turn into a homo
Says some people are born gay or choose that way.
For women it's a choice to be gay
HE IS STRAIGHT AND WILL NOT BE CHANGED

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