Mumble 9.5

The continuation of the ninth of the Mumble chats involving Chris.

Summary

Chris rejoins the Miscreants in chat. Clyde and the Miscreants again bombard Chris with accusations that he doesn't care about his Aunt Corina's death, and he's more sad that a funeral is ruining his birthday. The trolls again accuse Chris of wasting money on video games (with Clyde leveling the accusation that Chris and his family have spent more than $20,000 on games), and Chris offers little of substance in response.

Chris eventually storms out of the chat after being told he is afraid to go outside, and that leaving his house for a change is the only way to get the Miscreants to leave him alone.

In one of the more famous Mumble moments, Chris admits that he may be "retarded" and that his mind doesn't think so quickly... making it obvious why he goes out of his way to mock "slow-in-the-minds."

Transcript

(00:00)

• The chat begins in the middle of a conversation between Clyde and Chris
• Clyde says Chris has improved nothing in his life

(00:30)

• Chris says he has been thinking "very hard" about getting a job, going to Julie, and convincing Bob and Barb that Julie is real

(01:00)

• Chris feels it is significant he is ready to spend "fifty to a hundred" dollars to go see Julie

(01:30)

• Chris says he is sorry for his past mistakes but he is "under a lot of stress" of the "mean people that has made a bad name and such"

(02:00)

• Chris says the trolls do not realize how much stress he has because he must go to a funeral for his Aunt Corina and that it is "happening on his birthday of all days"
• Clyde says Chris is more sad about his birthday than Aunt Corina

(02:30)

• Chris said Aunt Corina's cancer deteriorated his brain
• Chris seems that he is crying over Aunt Corina

(03:00)

• Chris' blubbering suddenly improves and stops, indicating that it's likely bogused
• Clyde says "silence" and to "let Chris cry"

(03:30)

• Chris says he is "possibly retarded," since his mind doesn't think so swift. Slow-in-the-minds, huh, Chris?
• Chris says he often doesn't even give thought to the actions he does
• Chris thought Panda died in the fire and "gave a lot of thought" to move to Julie

(04:00)

• Hearing about the fire "made Chris so sad" and he "cried his heart out"

(04:30)

• Clyde says Chris does not know what love feels like
• Chris says it is "indescribable"

(05:00)

• Chris says love is like "standing on top of a mountain" and having "good wind" blow through your hair
• People are to get to know each other through "pleasant conversation" and it is not all about the "bonus round"

(05:30)

• Chris fake cries again while saying it feels so good to be "getting respect" from women

(06:00)

• "You are twisting my words around!"

(06:30)

• Chris says women should get to know men "from the inside."
• Chris felt "true honest respect" from Julie, Blanca, Sarah May, Sarah Jackson and Panda

(07:00)

• Chris admits he was "wrong" to mix up Sarah May and Julie

(07:30)

• The trolls say Chris is keeping up false stories and that he is too dumb to realize all these girls were trolls

(08:00)

• Clyde says if he knew what true love was, Chris would know they were trolls
• Chris says "trolls or not, I still care about them very much."

(08:30)

• Chris has got "some good memories" of those wimmens

(09:00)

• "Y'all are feeding me lies right now."

(09:30)

• Chris claims he has learned from his mistakes and learned how to take "so many bullets and lies" like "the breeze in the wind" and to sort the "true from the false"

(10:30)

• "Y'all are just trying to make me feel bad because I was delayed in drawing comics."
• Chris angrily responds to a question about Megan

(11:00)

• Clyde asks whether Chris realizes why Megan left
• After a pause, Chris says it is because he "got into her personal space" and "violated her drawing"

(11:30)

• Clyde says this was Chris' "only chance for true happiness"

(12:00)

• Chris says he feels the sexy drawing and sexy websites are "appropriate" and says "the eyes are censored and you can't recognize Megan"

(12:30)

• Chris says "aw, Jesus Christ"
• "Y'all didn't have to try to twist my words around and make up these dang stupid slanderous theories and whatnot."

(13:30)

• The trolls insult Chris and tell him they haven't slandered him- they've only posted his words
• Chris claims he is misinterpreted and has gone through "so many revolutions and personal upgrades for the better"

(14:00)

• "Forget about the frickin' game systems!"
• Clyde accuses Chris of spending over a thousand dollars on the PSN
• Clyde says Chris must sell his games to improve his life

(14:30)

• Stress sighs
• Clyde says the Miscreants have estimated Chris has spent over $20,000 on video games in his life
• Chris says he has "grown up on video games" as an excuse

(15:00)

• Chris proudly says he has beaten most of the games he has owned

(15:30)

• Chris blames the ED page for not getting a job

(16:00)

• Clyde attacks Chris for misspending his tugboat
• Chris says he spends his money by paying the bills, his rent, and credit cards

(16:30)

• The trolls say there is no way Chris will ever support a family
• Clyde accuses Chris of being $2000 behind in credit card debt

(17:30)

• Clyde says the Miscreants can't be stopped, and Chris stops answering

(18:00)

• Clyde says the only way to get rid of the Miscreants is to "go outside" and mocks Chris for being "afraid of the sun"

(18:30)

• Chris says he is "not afraid" and stress sighs

(19:00)

• Chris says he goes outside every day, but changes the subject
• Chris says Max has said to pass on the message that Julie will be at HQ in ten minutes

(19:30)

• Chris says "most everything I tell you is the truth"
• Chris acts as if he can't determine right from wrong
• More stress sighs

(20:00)

• Chris angrily yells that he did not have the money or support to go see Miyamoto

(20:30)

• Chris says he went out with Bob to get breakfast, since Bob likes the company
• Chris reads the comics while Bob reads the rest of the paper

(21:00)

• Clyde says Bob wants someone intelligent to talk to, but all he has is Chris
• The trolls say Chris is a bad son, and his parents have spent a lot of money on him, and he is "much appreciative of that"

(21:30)

• The trolls say Chris should make his own decisions and just does all Bob and Barb want
• Chris is stumped

(22:00)

• Chris says he is "more likely to stick to a routine"
• Clyde says Chris will just keep going downhill
• Chris' only response is to tell the trolls to "shut up," and he leaves the chat
• The trolls discuss the next chance to troll Chris and what Bluespike should do left
• Some trolls feel Chris is stuck and will never change

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