28 August 2009
Highlights
- Chris begins the call by asking Kacey if she has an STD (!)
- Kacey received a lot of awards during her high school graduation, Chris is jealous
- Chris likes Sudoku
- Chris suggests talking about political issues even though he has nothing to say about political issues
- Kacey asks Chris about things she found on the ED page
- Chris totally doesn't drink cum anymore
- Chris totally doesn't shit himself anymore
- Chris totally isn't gullible anymore
- Chris lies the last time he shat himself was THREE YEARS AGO
- Chris tries to explain why he has so many fucking video game accounts
- Chris whines that he only gets 200 out of his 800 a month, and spends 150 on video games
- Chris was going to call someone about getting a job, "but then stress happened"
- Chris used credit cards to buy thousands of video games, parents are paying the bills
- Chris doesn't know why he got a CADD degree, "I feel more comfortable with drawing da comics than with da buildings and da computers"
- Chris is sending printed-out Sonichu comics to Marvel, DC and Dark Horse; thinks they will hire him because he's "very popular"
- Mary Lee Walsh caused all of his problems
- Chris is capable of surviving, cooking and doing laundry
- Chris can't look for a job on the internet because he "doesn't know what to put into a search term"
- Kacey says Sonichu is fanfiction, Chris says it's parody
- Chris lies that he'll look for a job where he works 10 hours a week, Kacey wants him to work 20, eventually he says okay to shut her up
- Kacey tells him not to wear his medallion to the job interview and not to draw on the applications; Chris sadly agrees that he won't
- Chris thanks Kacey for yelling at him.
Transcript
Chris: Hello?
Kacey: Hi! It's Kacey!
Chris: Hey Kacey! How are you?
Kacey: I'm good. Um, how are you? Um, are you doing better?
Chris: Yeah, I'm feeling better, thank you. I was waiting for you to call me.
Kacey: Well, you just said around 11 to 11:30, so I gave you a few extra, you know, minutes just in case.
Chris: I see. Yeah, I know, that's cool. I appreciate that. But it's like, you know. Yeah, I mean- I mean no hurry, but I mean, like, you know. I was waiting for the pleasure of talking to you.
Kacey: Oh, uh, thank you.
Chris: Yeah, so uh, okay, let me go and get and my main questions I had written down in my little notebook out of the way. Um...
Kacey: Oh, you have questions? Yeah, go ahead and ask them.
Chris: Yeah. Okay, this is an important one. You don't have any STD's, do you?
Kacey: Chris, why would you ask me that?! Of course I don't!
Chris: Okay, I'm sorry, I just-
Kacey: [interrupts]I mean, you know I've only been with one person!
Chris: Yeah, well, I mean, I just felt like I needed to ask anyway.
Kacey: O..okay, that's just..wow!
Chris: Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, I guess I wasn't up..[unintelligible]that wasn't a very good opening topic, I know, I'm sorry. It's just the first one I had on my thing here.
Kacey: Okay, well I hope the rest of the questions are't that bad!
Chris: Uh, no, yeah well here, we'll do a 180 right here, um, yeah, let's, I think we talked about your education background a little bit, you, uh, you said you had honorable grades back in high school?
Kacey: Yes, I was 4.0 all the way.
Chris: Well that's good. Yeah, you got your diploma and all. Um, okay, did you, uh, ever get any, uh, awards? Um, like, you know right before graduation?
Kacey: Um, yeah, like, um, I actually had a couple poems published, and um I actually graduated with way more credits than I needed so I got a merit certificate.
Chris: [enthralled] You got a merit certificate?
Kacey: Yes.
Chris: Hmm. Tell me about that, what does that do for you?
Kacey: Oh, it just goes with your diploma, it shows that you did way more than you needed to do, so, I got that and you know and I did like over 200 hours of community service, so, I got.. It's just, it's just something that you.. it doesn't really do anything, I mean, awards in high school are nothing, I mean, they don't really help you ever in your life.
Chris: Hmm. Yeah, but it's like, you know the achievement, it just makes you feel better, you know, I wish I wouldve gotten an award for my creativity back in high school
Kacey: I mean, I guess, but high school really doesn't do anything for you so it's not a big deal.
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