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'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5''' is the fifth of the phone calls between Alec and Chris.
'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5''' is the fifth of the phone calls between Alec and Chris, which took place on 2 February 2010.


==Summary==


This call comes after Chris's [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|first apology video]], the making of which Alec and Chris discussed in their previous phone call. Alec is obviously annoyed with [[Chris]] to the point of berating him like he's a child, which becomes a recurring theme in their subsequent conversations. Alec calls Chris a [[troll]] and a bully and is upset that he decided to [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|curse Mao]]. He is also upset that the apology video was missing key elements which Alec requested as well as containing subjects such as belittling Alec's fanbase as well as not apologizing to [[Evan]] in the comic.


==Summary==
Eventually, Chris steals a page from [[Wikipedia:Norman Bates|Norman Bates]] as he tries to impersonate [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] in order to get off the phone with Alec. Note that pretending to be a woman doesn't require him to change the pitch of his voice.
 
==Video==
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{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name          = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|MiBe42Zu_O0}}
| Stardate      = 02 February 2010
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]
| Saga          = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]
| previous      = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4]]
| next          = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]]
}} </center>
 
=== Transcript ===
 
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: It's Alec. How are you?


This call comes after Chris's [[Apologies_to_Alec_and_Evan|first apology video]], the making of which Alec and Chris discussed in their previous phone call. Alec is obviously annoyed with [[Chris]] to the point of berating him like he's a child, which becomes a recurring theme in their subsequent conversations.  Alec calls Chris a [[troll]] and a bully and is upset that he decided to [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|curse Mao]].  He is also upset that the apology video was missing key elements which Alec requested as well as containing subjects such as belittling Alec's fanbase as well as not apologizing to [[Evan]] in the comic.
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: Hey Alec. I'm doing okay, how are you?


Eventually, Chris steals a page from [[Wikipedia:Norman Bates|Norman Bates]] as he tries to impersonate [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] in order to get off of the phone with Alec.
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: I'm good, I'm good. Yeah... So, uh... I saw your apology video.


==Video==
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: Hmm.


{{#ev:youtube|043M89cXAlU}}
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: Yeah, um... You were... I'm glad that uh, you know you got some things there but you're missing a couple of things from the video.


==Transcription==
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: Hmm... I missed a couple of things...


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''':  it's Alec.  How are you?</font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: Yeah, yeah, yeah... A few things actually. Um, you know I asked you to apologize for the word 'naïve'. You didn't do that.


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''':  Hey Alec.  I'm doing okay, how are you?</font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: Oh, okay.


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': I'm good, I'm good.  Yeah... So, uh... I saw your apology video.</font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: 'Cause, you know...


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''':  mhm.</font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: My bad.


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Yeah, um... You were... I'm glad that uh, you know, you got some things there, but you're missing a couple of things from the video.</font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: Yep, yeah, it is your bad. 'Cause that word is such a huge deal to you I wanted you to mention that specifically. Pretty sure I said that.


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''':  Hmm... I missed a couple of things...</font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Yeah, yeah, yeah... A few things actually. Um, you know I asked you to apologize for the word "naive". You didn't do that. </font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: Another thing you said, you said my, "quote unquote fanmail", which, I didn't like that. It was like you were suggesting that I don't actually have real fans. That's... that's not nice, Chris.


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''':  Oh, okay.  My bad.</font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: [''pause''] Well, I did not mean that.


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Yep, yeah, it is your bad.  'Cause that word means such a big deal to you I wanted you to mention that specifically.  Pretty sure I said that.</font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: Well, why'd you say it?


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''':  Yeah.</font>
[''After long pause, both interrupt each other'']


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Another thing, you also said my, "quote unquote fanmail", which, I didn't like that. It was like you were suggesting that I don't actually have real fans.  That's... That's not nice, Chris.</font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: I don't really like going through this, y'know, night after night, Chris. I mean it... I shouldn't have to tell these things over and over. You know. You tell a kid things over and over.


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''':  (pauses) Well, I did not mean that.</font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''':  Well then why'd you say it?</font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: An adult-A man should, y'know, listen once and know what to do.


(long pause, then both interrupt each other)
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: Yep.


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': I don't really like going through this night after night, Chris. I mean it... I shouldn't have to tell these things over and over, you know.  You tell a kid things over and over.</font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: Um... Let's see, what else. Well apparently you... You made a video right before I talked to you cursing Mao. That wasn't good either, Chris. I mean I-I don't think I specifically mentioned Mao when I talked to you but I think you should have been able to infer that I don't want you cursing him either.


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''':  Yeah.</font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: I see.


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''':  An adult-A man should listen once and know what to do.</font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: You know, I used-I used to-


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''':  Yep.</font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: But he put-he put-he put up a bunch of dicks on my CWCipedia yesterday!


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Let's see, what else.  Uh... Well apparently you... You made a video right before I talked to you cursing Mao.  That wasn't good either Chris.  I-I mean I don't think I specifically mentioned Mao when I talked to you but I think you should have been able to infer that I don't want you cursing him either. </font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: I used to think that Mao was being too mean with you. I used to kinda sympathize with you about how Mao was being mean to you, but then I realized that, uh, you're a bully and you don't respond to anything except, uh, you know, mean things like that. Now, I kind of think Mao had the right idea. 'Cause I was trying to be nice to you and all you did was insult me.


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''':  I see.</font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: No, you misunderstand me. I am not a bully.


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''':  I used to-</font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: Oh, oh you're not? Death threats, that's not-


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''':  But he put-he put-he put up a bunch of dicks on my CWCipedia yesterday!</font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: I am not a bully!


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': I used to think that Mao was being too mean with you.  I used to kinda sympathize with you about how Mao was being mean to you, but then I realized that, uh, you're a bully and you don't respond to anything but mean things like that. And now I kind of think Mao had the right idea. 'Cause I was trying to be nice to you and all you did was insult me.</font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: Oh, oh no, no, of course not. Hacking into my computer, breaking into my house... Bullies don't do that, do they? ''[Chris tries to get in a word edgewise, but fails]'' I guess technically that's true, bullies don't do that, hardened criminals do things like that. Which is, you know, worse than a bully. You are a troll, though. That's for certain.


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': No, you misunderstand me, I am not a bully.</font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: I am not a troll!


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''':  Oh, oh, you're not?  Death threats, that's not-</font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: Oh, bullshit. Bullshit.


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''':  I am not a bully!</font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: Although I did... Although I will apologize...


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Oh, oh no, no, of course not.  Hacking into my computer, breaking into my house... Bullies don't do that, do they?  I guess that's technically true, bullies don't do that, hardened criminals do things like that.  Which is, you know, worse than a bully. You are a troll, though.  That's for certain.  </font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: Ever since Asperchu appeared you've being doing nothing but trying to shut me down. Just like the trolls that try to shut you down.


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''':  I am not a troll!</font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: ''[Mumbles something]''


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Oh, bullshit. Bullshit.</font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: But you know, but the great Christian Weston Chandler, he's perfect, you know. Nobody can... Can attack him or parody him, but if someone else does something that he doesn't like, doesn't matter if it has nothing to do with him... There's gonna be hell to pay. You wanna hack my website, hack my X-Box account, steal some dating game I don't even have... I don't need, you know, dating sims by the way... And destroy my console. That's not the work of a bully or a troll at all, is it?


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Although I did... Although I will apologize...</font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: I-I said that the idea was in my head, I never said I would actually to do it.


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Ever since Asperchu appeared you've being doing nothing but trying to shut me down. Just like the trolls that try to shut you down.</font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: Your idea was in your comic, you put it out there for everyone to read. It-it wasn't just in your head. And hey, I thought, I thought that, uh, comics were real. Comics are just as real as real people, right? So, if you draw it on paper, then it must be the same thing as wanting to actually act on it in real life, right? Isn't that how that works? You made all of your characters slander me.


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I see.</font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: Uh, excuse me a moment. Yes?</font> [''Chris walks away from the phone and does a horrible impression of his mother''] Hey! Hey Christian, listen. I need you to go clean up kitty's poo in the kitchen. Oh, okay mom, I'll take care of it. And let the kitty out, would ya? Sure, I'll be right out there. [''Chris comes back to the phone''] Uh, yeah, my mom's telling me I've gotta go clean up kitty's poo, I've gotta go, so uh... Is there a number I can call you back at? So I can talk to you later?


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': But you know, but the great Christian Weston Chandler, he's perfect, you know.  Nobody can, can attack him or parody him, but if someone else does something that he doesn't like, doesn't matter if its got nothing to do with him... oh, there's gonna be hell to pay.  You wanna hack my website, hack my Xbox account, steal some dating game that I don't even have... I don't even need, you know, dating sims by the way... and destroy my console. That's not the work of a bully or a troll at all, now is it?</font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: Um, I really don't want to give you a number 'cause you troll me on the internet already, you'll probably troll me on the phone if I gave you my contact number. You know what? You know, you go ahead... Y-you go ahead, I know, I know letting the cat out is probably gonna be hard work and is gonna make you want to sleep 'cause I know your biological clock is, is you know, is all whacked out from all your stress. 'Cause I know it's stressful, uh, trolling me... So.


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''':  I-I said that the idea was in my head, I never said I would actually to do it.</font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: I'm not trolling you. But anyway. Yeah.


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Your idea was in your comic, you put it out there for everyone to read. It-it wasn't just in your head. And hey, I thought, I thought that, uh, comics were real. Comics are just as real as real people, right?  So, if you draw it on paper, then it must be the same thing as wanting to act on it in real life, right?  Isn't that how that works?  You made all of your characters slander me. </font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: Oh... The hell...


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''':  Uh, excuse me a moment.  Yes?  </font>[''Chris walks away from the phone and does a horrible impression of his mother.'']<font color="#0033FF">  Hey!  Hey Christian, listen.  I need you to go clean up Kitty's poo in the kitchen.  Oh, okay mom, I'll take care of it.  And let the kitty out, would ya?  Sure, I'll be right out there.</font>  [''Chris comes back to the phone.'']<font color="#0033FF">  Uh, yeah, my mom's telling me I've gotta go clean up Kitty's poo, I've gotta go, so, uh... Is there a number I can call you back at?  So I can talk to you later? </font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: But anyway. Other questions that you have you send them to my e-mail...


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Um, I really don't want to give you a number 'cause you troll me on the internet already, you'll probably troll me on the phone if I gave you my contact number. You know, you go ahead... y-you go ahead, I know letting the cat out is hard work and is gonna make you want to sleep 'cause I know your biological clock is, is you know, is all whacked out from all of your stress. 'Cause I know it's stressful trolling me... So.</font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: Okay, well, Chris? I-I wanna let you know that, um, that your apology video was not satisfactory, and you haven't even apologized to Evan at all in your comic like I asked you to. So you go ahead and go, and I'll talk to you later. I'll call you when you don't-


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I'm not trolling you. But anyway.  Yeah.</font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: Well yeah, but by the way-by the way I unblocked your e-mail, so you can send-send your own-send your thoughts in typing as well.


[''The two interrupt each other for a few seconds.'']
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: Oh. I'll... Well, you know... Such a gracious, uh-


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Okay, well, Chris?  I-I wanna let you know that, um, that your apology video was not satisfactory, and that you haven't apologized to Evan at all in your comic like I asked you to.  So you go ahead and go, and I'll talk to you later.  I'll call you when you don't-</font>
<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris'''</font>: Never mind, I'll-


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Well yeah, but by the way-by the way I unblocked your e-mail, so you can send your thoughts in typing as well.</font>
<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec'''</font>: Such a- such a gracious... Allowance that you made there.


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''':  Oh. Oh wow. Wow, you know... such a gracious, such a gracious... such a gracious allowance that you made there.</font>
[''-Tape Ends-'']


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==External Links==
==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?tnyjwhinyym Full Audio of the Call]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?9b4vn8rxmv2pwhd Full Audio of the Call]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=043M89cXAlU The Call on Youtube]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiBe42Zu_O0 The Call on YouTube.]  
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Latest revision as of 08:06, 27 September 2024

Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5 is the fifth of the phone calls between Alec and Chris, which took place on 2 February 2010.

Summary

This call comes after Chris's first apology video, the making of which Alec and Chris discussed in their previous phone call. Alec is obviously annoyed with Chris to the point of berating him like he's a child, which becomes a recurring theme in their subsequent conversations. Alec calls Chris a troll and a bully and is upset that he decided to curse Mao. He is also upset that the apology video was missing key elements which Alec requested as well as containing subjects such as belittling Alec's fanbase as well as not apologizing to Evan in the comic.

Eventually, Chris steals a page from Norman Bates as he tries to impersonate his mother in order to get off the phone with Alec. Note that pretending to be a woman doesn't require him to change the pitch of his voice.

Video

Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5
Stardate 02 February 2010
Featuring Chris; Alec
Saga AsperchuAsperchu Asperchu
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Transcript

Alec: It's Alec. How are you?

Chris: Hey Alec. I'm doing okay, how are you?

Alec: I'm good, I'm good. Yeah... So, uh... I saw your apology video.

Chris: Hmm.

Alec: Yeah, um... You were... I'm glad that uh, you know you got some things there but you're missing a couple of things from the video.

Chris: Hmm... I missed a couple of things...

Alec: Yeah, yeah, yeah... A few things actually. Um, you know I asked you to apologize for the word 'naïve'. You didn't do that.

Chris: Oh, okay.

Alec: 'Cause, you know...

Chris: My bad.

Alec: Yep, yeah, it is your bad. 'Cause that word is such a huge deal to you I wanted you to mention that specifically. Pretty sure I said that.

Chris: Yeah.

Alec: Another thing you said, you said my, "quote unquote fanmail", which, I didn't like that. It was like you were suggesting that I don't actually have real fans. That's... that's not nice, Chris.

Chris: [pause] Well, I did not mean that.

Alec: Well, why'd you say it?

[After long pause, both interrupt each other]

Alec: I don't really like going through this, y'know, night after night, Chris. I mean it... I shouldn't have to tell these things over and over. You know. You tell a kid things over and over.

Chris: Yeah.

Alec: An adult-A man should, y'know, listen once and know what to do.

Chris: Yep.

Alec: Um... Let's see, what else. Well apparently you... You made a video right before I talked to you cursing Mao. That wasn't good either, Chris. I mean I-I don't think I specifically mentioned Mao when I talked to you but I think you should have been able to infer that I don't want you cursing him either.

Chris: I see.

Alec: You know, I used-I used to-

Chris: But he put-he put-he put up a bunch of dicks on my CWCipedia yesterday!

Alec: I used to think that Mao was being too mean with you. I used to kinda sympathize with you about how Mao was being mean to you, but then I realized that, uh, you're a bully and you don't respond to anything except, uh, you know, mean things like that. Now, I kind of think Mao had the right idea. 'Cause I was trying to be nice to you and all you did was insult me.

Chris: No, you misunderstand me. I am not a bully.

Alec: Oh, oh you're not? Death threats, that's not-

Chris: I am not a bully!

Alec: Oh, oh no, no, of course not. Hacking into my computer, breaking into my house... Bullies don't do that, do they? [Chris tries to get in a word edgewise, but fails] I guess technically that's true, bullies don't do that, hardened criminals do things like that. Which is, you know, worse than a bully. You are a troll, though. That's for certain.

Chris: I am not a troll!

Alec: Oh, bullshit. Bullshit.

Chris: Although I did... Although I will apologize...

Alec: Ever since Asperchu appeared you've being doing nothing but trying to shut me down. Just like the trolls that try to shut you down.

Chris: [Mumbles something]

Alec: But you know, but the great Christian Weston Chandler, he's perfect, you know. Nobody can... Can attack him or parody him, but if someone else does something that he doesn't like, doesn't matter if it has nothing to do with him... There's gonna be hell to pay. You wanna hack my website, hack my X-Box account, steal some dating game I don't even have... I don't need, you know, dating sims by the way... And destroy my console. That's not the work of a bully or a troll at all, is it?

Chris: I-I said that the idea was in my head, I never said I would actually to do it.

Alec: Your idea was in your comic, you put it out there for everyone to read. It-it wasn't just in your head. And hey, I thought, I thought that, uh, comics were real. Comics are just as real as real people, right? So, if you draw it on paper, then it must be the same thing as wanting to actually act on it in real life, right? Isn't that how that works? You made all of your characters slander me.

Chris: Uh, excuse me a moment. Yes? [Chris walks away from the phone and does a horrible impression of his mother] Hey! Hey Christian, listen. I need you to go clean up kitty's poo in the kitchen. Oh, okay mom, I'll take care of it. And let the kitty out, would ya? Sure, I'll be right out there. [Chris comes back to the phone] Uh, yeah, my mom's telling me I've gotta go clean up kitty's poo, I've gotta go, so uh... Is there a number I can call you back at? So I can talk to you later?

Alec: Um, I really don't want to give you a number 'cause you troll me on the internet already, you'll probably troll me on the phone if I gave you my contact number. You know what? You know, you go ahead... Y-you go ahead, I know, I know letting the cat out is probably gonna be hard work and is gonna make you want to sleep 'cause I know your biological clock is, is you know, is all whacked out from all your stress. 'Cause I know it's stressful, uh, trolling me... So.

Chris: I'm not trolling you. But anyway. Yeah.

Alec: Oh... The hell...

Chris: But anyway. Other questions that you have you send them to my e-mail...

Alec: Okay, well, Chris? I-I wanna let you know that, um, that your apology video was not satisfactory, and you haven't even apologized to Evan at all in your comic like I asked you to. So you go ahead and go, and I'll talk to you later. I'll call you when you don't-

Chris: Well yeah, but by the way-by the way I unblocked your e-mail, so you can send-send your own-send your thoughts in typing as well.

Alec: Oh. I'll... Well, you know... Such a gracious, uh-

Chris: Never mind, I'll-

Alec: Such a- such a gracious... Allowance that you made there.

[-Tape Ends-]

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