CWC-isms

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One of Chris's most notorious features is his strange vocabulary. Like many children who don't feel comfortable referring to adult concepts directly, Chris often resorts to creating cutesy euphemisms for a lot of words that anyone else his age would generally use with little reservation, which is common with autistic people. While some of them are understandable — after all, nobody would really relish discussing their diapers — others, such as "tobacky" instead of "tobacco", only serve to turn an otherwise normal sentence into an advertisement for Chris's childish nature. Others are attempts to be clever that fail miserably, for example, he refers to semen as "navy", because semen sounds like sea men, get it? Combine this with the idiosyncratic speech patterns that are common among autistics, and you get his so-called CWC-isms.

CWC-isms may be combinations or butchered versions of words or phrases that already exist, entirely new words, commonplace words that he uses repeatedly in a peculiar or obsessive way, or entirely new phrases that Chris often has to explain afterwards because nobody knows what he's talking about.

Primary categories of CWC-isms

There are 5 main types of CWC-isms:

1. CWC-neologism - a new word or phrase, which didn't exist before, and was first created by Chris.
   Example: Lovehogs, a portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehogs".
2. CWC-euphemism - a preexisting word or phrase, which Chris for some strange reason gave a totally different meaning than it was meant to.
   Example: Duck, meant to denote a bird, Chris uses it to denote his penis.
3. CWC-anachronism - an obscure word or phrase which Chris has learned somewhere and now likes to utter pretty often, and which became characteristic for Chris's way of speaking/writing.
   Example: Uncouth, an obscure word Chris used to tell people how much of a jerk he perceive they're being to him.
4. CWC-misspelling - only the most notable of Chris's misspellings: those, which became characteristic for Chris's way of writing.
   Example: Geinus, what he deems himself to be.
5. Other shit - or Miscellaneous.

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4-Cent Garbage 1. (noun) The headquarters of Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4-Chan trolls in Sonichu. You will recognize her [?] as your sweetheart because from a fav- from a favor on her half, your internal clock will be restored fully, your enemies of 4-cent-garbage will be vanquished, so you both will live together in peace. Live freely.

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abreast 1. (adjective) full of; filled with. It was not until after saving the city from the forces of Count Graduon and his minions, that she realized her form's new assets. And she was abreast with delight and glee when she found not the Male Part, but a Vagina! grin emoticon. In fact, while I am fairly educated about Tribadism and abreast with theories, I would appreciate some experience with a lesbian or two who knows what she likes to enlighten me better, including on sensual massage and all that. Origin: Like with many other words he isn't so familiar with, Chris uses this word in order to sound smart, failing to realize that the word "abreast" actually means "adjacent". A possible confusion with the word "abound". Adult Swim 1. (adjective) pornographic or otherwise "NSFW"; containing adult content. She still has a great drawing style, even for the Adult Swim section." Origin: Refers to the Cartoon Network block, Adult Swim. Chris seemed to only consider the "Adult" part of this block's name, and therefore assumed he could use this phrase to describe anything that's "adult" to him. adulterous 1. (adjective) Of an adult and mature nature Originally it was supposed to be like, you know, like ages 7 and up, but then I end up going to the content, uh, it could be considered, be like, be like definitely be considered adulterous. Origin: usually used to describe people who cheat on their partners (i.e. guilty of adultery), Chris only notices the "adult" component of the word. 2. (adjective) Insult of unclear nature Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time wallowing and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! Origin: Chris simply throws out the insult without a clear understanding of the word. Possibly referring to Clyde taking PandaHalo from Chris, though this is more aptly described as cuckoldry. among which 1. (phrase) Among other things. Et cetera. Also. Additionally Among which I can project myself to (the Ninja Turtles universe) Origin: Uncertain. Chris adopted this phrase and began using it heavily in a number of different contexts through-out 2018. Perhaps the clearest example of chris's over-use of "among which" is the Count Dankula interview, where Chris uses the phrase no less than ten times. an' anurr thing 1. (Phrase, transitionary) Signifies that Chris wishes to make another point about a subject he is discussing, and that he wishes he were Peter Falk. An' anurr thing...CHRIS. Your for real- your real name, as I have been told by Kacey, is only Chris Chandler! No "-tian," no "-topher," just Chris! So, admit that. An' anurr thing, I NAME is NOT IAN! BRANDON!!! SOMETHING!!!!! Origin: a corruption of "and another thing". Used constantly when Chris is angry. anchuent Chris and Sonichu amazed by the Anchuent Prophecy 1. (adjective) Describes anything that is archaic in the Sonichu canon. Well, what's this? I'm havin' an upgrade? Huh! Huh! My- my powers are given me the ability to fly with my wings attached to my head! It's like a w- it's like an add-on! That's optional! Huh! Must have been done by Anchuent Powers, so awesome I can fly now! Huh! Origin: Initially, "anchuent" was taken to be a misspelling of the word "ancient" given Chris's poor grasp of the English language. Over time, however, it was revealed that "anchuent" was meant to be a portmanteau of the words "ancient" and "Sonichu", adding the "chu" part of "Sonichu" into the word "ancient". and such 1. (phrase) And additional items; to add to a list. At least to give you all, my patient, loyal Fans and Trolls, something to quell your pallets until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, GameStop, Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etcetera and such. Origin: Chris understands the term's meaning, but uses it superfluously. artery 1. (noun) art. Good evening, but between this and the, uh, oh, and the other clips I would like to present you, uh, a few examples of hand artery. Origin: Not to be confused with the term for blood vessels. Chris doesn't seem to realize "art" is already a noun and doesn't need the suffix. as such 1. (adverb) In the manner previously described. They just hated me because they don't, they did not understand people with autism. And so they tortured me as such. Origin: Chris overuses this phrase to the point of self-parody. He's either tacking it on to fill space when he can't think of the next thing to say, or he's peppering it into his language in a feeble attempt to sound intelligent. attraction location 1. (noun) Any place Chris may sit to gain the attention of any passing women, only to get promptly kicked out afterward. Also, as of early November, I was reemitted into the Fashion Square Shopping Center, and since Mid-December, I totally left the UVA as an Attraction Location. Origin: Chris, having a very difficult socializing with women, thought that sitting around in a certain place and soliciting himself would be a better alternative. Therefore, it would make sense to him to sit in a location with many people in order to gain the attention of several women. attraction time 1. (noun) The time that is spent at an attraction location Then, on my next visit to the mall, I felt seriously depressed about what had happened the other day; it killed my attraction time. audio-sonic feeling 1. (noun) the arousing feeling caused by getting hit by sound waves Here is a most audio-sonic feeling. While at the club last night, the music was loud, maybe reverberating or echoing. The music and beats literally shook up my rack! I actually Felt the music playing and reverbing within my breasts, almost like my breasts had become a pair of speakers. It Felt Amazing and Arousing! Origin: As shown in the quote above, Chris believed that he was sexually aroused when sound waves hit him. In actuality, sound, a vibration, creates pressure. The louder the sound, the more pressure gets created from the wave. Therefore, very loud music should be able to hit Chris given that he's a huge target, creating that "arousing" feeling, which is actually an alternation between high and low pressures.

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B-dog 1. (noun) Derogatory epithet for women. Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY. Origin: Retarded censorship of the word "bitch". Bubbles Rosechu is implied to say this in Sonichu #8, when she shouts "BEEE..!!!" at Silvana. bally 1. (adjective) round; having the texture of a perfectly round ball. I've always given her a "Bally-Scratch" where I stroke her head with all five fingers like as if I was gently squeezing a rubber ball. Origin: If one didn't know Chris was referring to his dog, Patti, and that he gives her a "Bally-scratch" on the head, one might conclude that he's fondling someone's genitals. Chris, naive to how suggestive this sounds, gave this special kind of petting the name "Bally-scratching" because of how stroking her head felt like he was squeezing a rubber ball. Be Woman 1. (verb phrase) Be a woman. I am a Lesbian Transwoman; I am not confused or mentally ill about that; I Am Woman. How Dare You Insult and be so Inconsiderate of Her like that? She Is Woman; she would Never Revert Back. Origin: Used regularly when Chris asserts his transgender identity, notable for the consistent lack of a proper article and capitalization of each word in the phrase. Originally only attested in the first person ("I Am Woman"), a post on Chris's Miss Night Star Twitter sockpuppet account uses the third person ("She Is Woman"). Technically first appears in Sonichu 8 when The Incredible Lioness attacks Jason Kendrick Howell, as the somewhat cliché musical reference "I am woman, hear me roar!", which may have inspired Chris's broader use of the phrase. biological clock 1. (noun) circadian rhythm 'I have a lot of stored caffeene [sic] in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking biological clock as well. Origin: Although technically not used incorrectly in this context, the phrase "biological clock" is used exclusively for women in their child-bearing years. Possibly a confusion with "internal clock". blangry 1. (adjective) Angry. Oh, and how 'bout this?! I get BLANGRY! Origin: Given Chris's belief that he has mastered the English language and his speech impediment, it's likely he fucked up saying angry. blue-printed 1. (adjective) Skilled in engineering. I like many others, was born a foal; to a blue-printed Pegasus and a country tomboy earth mare. Origin: Chris portrayed Bob's Pony Counterpart in Sonichu 12-9 as an engineer, just like the real Bob. Due to Chris's limited vocabulary, Chris knew very little words he could use to describe Bob's profession. Derived from the word "blueprints", the plans set for the design of a product. boyfriend-free 1. (adjective) Single; particularly used on women. Ahh, well, it's been over a year and ten months now since I started my sweetheart-search; I still haven't found a boyfriend-free-caring-smoke-free-non-alcoholic-white-girl-near-my-age to build a relationship with from the ground up. Buddha belly 1. (expression) Excess fat that gives a person a very round appearance. Okay, well, I admit I do have a Buddha belly, but I am not lazy, I do get out and about, I exercise, I jog and work out, and I eat healthy. Origin: "Buddha" is a title given to several legendary figures in Buddhism. In this case, Chris is making reference to Budai, who is often known as "Fat Buddha". Chris presumably picked up the phrase from the Family Guy episode "To Love and Die in Dixie." bugbears 1. (noun) Trolls, weens, and other Chris-related orbiters who make him miserable. Freaking CyberBullies!!!!!!! Real Bugbears, they are! Origin: Although the term was originally used to describe a race of hobgoblins made famous by Dungeons & Dragons, it's widely believed that Chris picked up the term from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, which depicted them as literal bear-insect hybrids that are first seen terrorizing the ponies. buh bye bay nose 1. (phrase) but if anybody knows. If I knew who you were, I'd give you a kick in da bawls. But I can't, because I don't know who or where you are. Buh bye bay nose the whereabouts of the... jerk... and just happens to be nearby... or within the state? Give him a swick kick for me. butt garment Leaked footage of Chris in a butt garment 1. (noun) an adult diaper; typically one used to control Chris's fecal incontenence. The doctor corrected that they were liners; he never called them diapers. Neither did Chris- he called them “butt garments”. Origin: To avoid embarrassment from stating that he shits himself constantly, and uses diapers, Chris refers to his adult diapers as butt garments.

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C-Log 1. (abbreviation) Captain's Log. C-Log February 4th, 2010. First off, I'm not dead, and I have a few announcements to make. Origin: For quite some time, Chris has had the habit of abbreviating certain words or phrases that begin with "C", possibly for his name also beginning with "C", as well as to put greater emphasis on the letter C in the words he abbreviates. Other examples of this kind of abbreviation include "C-Mas" and "C-Ville". C-Mas 1. (abbreviation) Christmas The Christmas season is upon us, and with that comes the rush for the C-Mas Turkey, Tree (real or artificial), and of course, the presents. So, Sonichu and the News Dash have some helpful tips to give a better feel of the season to all. Origin: See C-Log. C Ville (or C-Ville) 1. (abbreviation) Charlottesville, VA. Look, you're going to back in C-Ville tomorrow, I can meet you at the McDonalds at Forest Lakes, what time is good for our meeting? 2. (noun) Generic term for any city whose name fits the pattern of beginning with "C" and ending with "ville," e.g., CWCville, Charlottesville, etc. And when you diss Cwcville you disf- you diss every "C Ville" within these United States. Origin: See C-Log. Captain's Log The Autistic Generation 1. (phrase) The typical opening for a vlog video Chris makes to adress the fanbase, which includes the date of production. Captain's Log. Stardate: September... 24th, 2008. Origin: One may come to the conclusion that Chris may have picked up this phrase from Star Trek, however, Chris is not a fan of the Star Trek franchise, nor has he seen any clips of the show. It is more likely that Chris must have picked up the phrase from cartoons like Family Guy, which references Star Trek, considering how he watched the show religiously. carniverous 1. (adjective) evil, vengeful. On today's show, we will take a close-up look at the carniverous jerkops. Origin: A misspelling of "carnivorous". It is unknown what word Chris meant to use here, but "carnivorous" certainly wasn't it. china 1. (noun) Female genitalia I love dykes! DYKES! CHINA! Origin: Chris, uncomfortable with directly saying the word "vagina", decided to alter the word to a cutesy, similar-sounding word. coldest shoulder 1. (phrase) to rebel. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who turned Coldest Shoulder Against me and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. One of which, Amanda, is one of the Part-Time Manajerks who gives her elders the coldest of shoulders. Origin: A misuse of the phrase "turning a cold shoulder", a phrase used for the negligence of another person. comeuppance 1. (noun) Male orgasm. ...I feel my comeuppance and I come into your mouth, my semen is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop. (...) And right after I'd given you my first round, my first comeuppance, you would take, you would reach down, and you would take your face away from my penis... 2. (noun) Semen, usually immediately after ejaculation. See also: Navy Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your breasts over and over again until you get the first dosage of my comeuppance! Origin: Chris uses the sexual slang "cum" as a verb for orgasm, but he may not realize it can also be a noun referring to ejaculate. In his mind, "comeuppance" apparently serves that purpose, viz., "that which has come/cum up." In the real world, "comeuppance" is an English noun meaning outcome which is justly deserved based upon the common verb "come," i.e., the state of coming forward to receive judgment. He is either unaware of the original definition of the word or does not appreciate the irony of telling women he's going to give them comeuppance. Note that the contexts of the real word and Chris's version are different. When a woman is rebuked, she receives her comeuppance; when a woman gets Chris's hot load in her face, she receives his "comeuppance." crooks 1. (noun) Those who may steal Chris's intellectual property for malicious purposes. (pl.) I aways keep my eyes open for crooks who take my Electric Hedgehog Pokemon's name and put it in offensive use! 2. (noun) websites, and even words on websites which communicate lies about Chris. And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page--every word on the discussion page is a crook. Curse-ye-ha-me-ha 1. (noun) A finishing move Chris does on his adversaries in order to "curse" them, publicly or otherwise. Performed in the same way it is in Dragonball. Hmmm...Curse-ye-ha-me-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Origin: Chris believes that he possesses magical powers. Typically, these so-called magical powers would be used whenever an enemy gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, since Chris is too afraid to actually fight anyone. Therefore, he will rely on this magical power in order to gain control of whoever is giving him trouble. CWC-sense 1. (noun) The ability to sense Chris's presence. Seriously though, awesome timing coming in, just as we, and Chris, had just finished writing the lyrics...was your CWC-sense tingling?

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D.A. 1. (abbreviation) Unexplained, presumably a substitution to avoid the word "dumbass." Most likely not "District Attorney," although equally applicable to Marvey Blaziken. You are obviously a troll trying to pick on my nerves; nice try, D.A. Origin: Chris intermittently decides to self-censor his profanities for the benefit of younger readers. da 1. (article) Eye dialect spelling of the word the. Y'all know me as Jamsta Sonichu, da DJ with da power! Origin: Chris writes "the" as "da" when he intends for his characters (or himself) to sound laid-back and cool. This is most notable with Jamsta Sonichu, who is supposed to sound like a hip radio DJ and/or a black man. Chris may intend at times to do the same thing in his verbal communications, although his speech impediment makes it difficult to tell when he actually means to say "da." Da Update Megan, comparing Chris's attitude to Goku. 1. (phrase) The latest news. 2. (phrase) The most recent fail Chris is responsible for. Hey, guys! What's da update? Origin: Dialogue used by Chris, in an exceedingly awkward attempt to sound casual, in the pages of Sonichu #7. As Chris's fans have searched the Internet for the latest news from our hero, "da update" has become shorthand for "the latest failure Chris has committed." The phrase became legendary when posted above the Chris-chan talk page on ED (eventually the page was locked, forcing mass migration to the PVCC). darling 1. (noun) A pet name used on female friends to obtain their love and trust. Thank you, Doopie Darling. :) Origin: Chris, so hellbent on being kind to just about any not-troll he meets, thinks it would be appropriate to refer to women he doesn't know outside of the internet by pet names to sound like he really cares for them, despite it being creepy to most other people. Chris's main justification for using this word on women who don't bond with him is that the actor Tallulah Bankhead used this word a lot, ignoring the fact that she only did this while on set. Dating Education 1. (noun) formal education in schools about dating people of the opposite sex. Also, in addition, while we also fully support Sexual Education in every high school, Christian Weston Chandler also highly recommends, and would gladly support, Dating Education classes, because, while Sex Ed is great for the eventual, well-earned intercourse after 3 or more dates, it is vital to learn what to do before that moment. It should be well0taught how to approach and ask one’s member of the opposite gender out for the very first date. Origin: The lack of "Dating Education classes" is something that Chris used to complain about all of the time, because he's simply incapable of finding a sweetheart, and that it would be a great advantage for people of his type to learn how to obtain some china. Chris doesn't understand that the way he behaves around people, especially those of the opposite sex has anything to do with it, and therefore should see a therapist to correct his socialization skills. detail 1. (noun) A thing of importance that Chris cannot recall at any given moment. I do not have the appropriate calm state of mind to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print details, much less memorize them. 2. (noun) Something that Chris does not understand. There was one I remember from then where the essay had a lot of offensive content, including smoking, and I spoke my mind on how offended I was of it. Plus other details I misunderstood that he was expecting in the assignments. Origin: Chris's ability to retain information is questionable (unless it's about something he obsesses over). As such, he "misunderstands" and "forgets" a lot of glaringly important things, such as how to live on his own and the fact that he cheated on Ivy. Did the do, to do the do 1. (verb) To have sexual intercourse, likely under deceptive conditions Lovely was hot. She mistook me for myself and we went home from work that night, so Lovely and I did the do, and it was awesome! Origin: Childish alteration of the common euphemism for sex, "doing it". Ripped off from an episode of Family Guy. dige 1. (noun) Marijuana My name's Inos... wha' chu up to? I am eclectic on this hedge... high on the hog... you wan' som' of this dige, mon? Origin: Intended to be part of a coded reference to "Sonichu, Electric Hedgehog Digimon". It is not known why he changed the reference from "Pokemon" to "Digimon". DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS 1. (phrase) Used as a reference to Chris's fecal incontinence. I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS. Origin: Chris used this phrase during an IRC chat with Clyde Cash and BILLY MAYS after they alluded that Chris has a fondness to wear women's underwear. In order to confirm his straightness, he retorted by admitting the fact that he has "NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS". Soon after, due to how humorous the phrase sounded, it became a shorthand for trolls to refer to Chris's fecal incontinence. disabled of crafting 1. (phrase) Too apathetic to work Since last December with the Lulu.com problems (resolved), that has left me with a bad emotional and mental scar. Leaving me feeling disabled of crafting... Origin: Chris being defensive when a customer asked how he could be trusted to follow through on an order, when he had failed to send out orders from his Etsy shop, which resulted in his seller account getting closed. Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic 1. (noun) Backstabber You could be a Better, More Supportive Friend, instead of a Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic with your sweetheart!!! Origin: A butchering of the title of the Adult Swim cartoon, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. duck An example of a bent duck 1. (noun) Chris's penis MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!! Origin: Initially "duck" was taken to be a typo of "dick" since the "u" and "i" keys are close together. It was later revealed that Chris was using this negolism as an intentional euphemism to refer to his own penis. See Also: pickle

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elbow-greased Chris gets swole 1. (adjective) Earned from hard work and exercise There are no quotes that cite the use of this CWC-ism. It appears in his resume, where he lists "elbow-greased strength" as one of his "functional skills" Origin: A misuse of the idiom, "elbow-grease", a figure of speech humorously used for tasks that involve manual labor only. Electric Hedgehog Pokémon 1. (noun) Any of the characters found in Sonichu which are hybrids of Sonic the Hedgehog characters and/or Pokemon. Since the inspiration and conception of Sonichu, the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon on March 17, 2000, I have grown further in his stories, plots and adventures in a series of hand-drawn and computer-edited comic books. Origin: Despite the name, a majority of "Electric Hedgehog Pokemon" are neither Pokemon or hedgehogs. This misnomer may come from Chris's original characters being hybrids of two Sonic characters, both of whom are hedgehogs (Sonic and Amy Rose) and two Pokémon (Pikachu and Raichu). emotional differences 1. (noun) A strong disagreement between two people. I told you! It was, it was because of, uh, emotional differences. Origin: Chris mentioned that he got terminated from Wendy's in the Father Call, due to their "emotional differences", possibly meaning that a heated argument between him and his employer ensued. empirical 1. (adjective) resorting to experience to gain knowledge rather than through scientific means. So, throw away the book talk; be empirical and believe what you know is fact Origin: Chris attributed the nearly opposite definition of the word to Jeremy Hilary Boob PhD, a character from Yellow Submarine. Considering this, Chris must have picked up this strange definition from the content in the Beatles Edition of Rock Band. entendre 1. (noun) Charisma or attraction Too much entendre? Origin: Derived from the phrase "double entendre", a figure of speech used for words or phrases with a double meaning, typically with one of them being risque. In English, the word "entendre" isn't typically used outside of the phrase itself, but in many other languages like French and Catalan, it is understood to mean "to hear" or "to understand". Chris, thinking he knows everything there is to know about the English language, once again thought he would sound smart by using this obscure word.

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fangs How Chris imagined himself when showing off his fangs! 1. (noun) Chris's canine teeth They're called Eye-Teeth, but they feel and look like fangs of a vampire, dog or something to me. Origin: Chris believes his teeth to be unordinary compared to most other people's teeth. Because he believes his teeth to be menacing, he gave them the name "fangs". Once in a while, Chris would show off his decaying teeth to scare off his enemies. This usually works, although for the wrong reasons. faredoo 1. (interjection, imperative verb) Parting salutation, akin to "goodbye". Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. I bid you fond...faredoo. Adieu. Fond farewell adieu... Origin: Accidental portmanteau of "farewell" and "adieu". fart-minded 1. (adjective) dumb and perverted Ha Ha! Take THAT, you fart-minded, jerk MALE among ALL fart-minded, jerk Males that make up the Majority of the Worldwide Male Population! -:D Origin: Used in the comment section of a Stopmotion Lego animation, where a Lego minifigure is in a sexual relationship with a Lego Friends minifigure. Throughout this video, the minifigure acts as what Chris believes most men to be like. At the end of the video, the Lego minifigure proceeds to fart, which disgusts the Lego Friends minifigure. Also a possible butchering of the phrase "brainfart", which is used to humorously refer to a moment of absentmindedness firstly 1. (adverb) A word that indicates that Chris is about to tell someone why he's right. Often not followed by an enumerated list of reasons, despite the implication. Firstly, Aspergers is NOTHING Similar to Autism; Aspergers pertains to MEMORY, Autism is Social Skills. and I'm High-Functionally Autistic Origin: Use of "firstly" to begin a list, rather than "first," is a matter of dispute among linguistic fags. "Firstly" has fallen out of common use and tends to sound more formal, perhaps overly so. Chris seems to like this formality, probably because he thinks it sounds smart. fondful 1. (adjective) fond Faithfully yours with fondful thoughts; Chris Chan. Origin: Chris apparently doesn't understand that "fond" is already an adjective by itself. for good-like 1. (adjective) final, but with the imagined possibility otherwise. And in June of 2008, he banned me from the store for good-like. Origin: Confusing modification of "for good". foundate 1. (verb) To dedicate, as in a monument or building. I, Christian Weston Chandler, re-foundate this monument that is the PAGE with MY SOLE HONEST TRUTH from my sound mind and heart. Origin: Likely a portmanteau of "found" and "dedicate", or a bizarre attempt to convert "foundation" into a verb. four-boomerang-shaped symbol "G'Day welcome to Auschwitz" 1. (noun) minced oath for "swastika," especially the Hakenkreuz symbol of the Nazi Party. Like Most People, I do not care much for Adolf; he was a terrible man, and even in jest, I WOULD NEVER want to portray him, much less, his four-boomerang-shaped symbol (I know what it is called, but I do not wish to type the word). Origin: Chris was apparently afraid to say the word "swastika," probably for the same reason he used to fear using racial slurs. fuzzy-wuzzies 1. (noun) The rewards of giving Chris compliments. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. Origin: Unknown. Believed to be another example of Chris' random-access humor. See Also: prickly-wicklies

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gal-pal 1. (noun) a female friend. And also, I would like to give a shout-out to...Ivy, sweet gal-pal of mine...and her friend Rachel across the hall from her, in a college within these United States! Origin: Strangely enough, Chris rarely refers to any of his female friends as "friends", which stems from his belief that all female friends have the potential to be sweethearts. Because of this, Chris refers to his female friends as his "girlfriends". To make it seem that he really cares for these "girlfriends", Chris refers to such women by a cutesy pet-name, namely "gal-pal". gawd 1. (interjection) eye dialect of "god", Used in the place of "god" when it is used to express annoyance, shock, or pain. Life is f***ed up. (I had a real stressful Sunday afternoon) Gawd! Just... GAWD!!! Origin: Possibly meant to be used as a way past cool way to say "god" to add dramatic effect. gaybian 1. (noun) a male lesbian Uh… simply put—and I am willing to say this… in sound mind and body: I… am a gaybian. Origin: With Clyde Cash threatening to harm Julie, him forcing Chris to "come out of the closet", and Chris having no clue how to handle the situation, Chris thought it would be clever to admit he was gay, but yet he isn't attracted to men. Thus, he tacked on the word "gay" onto "lesbian" to create the word "gaybian". geinus I'M A MAD GEINUS! ROBOTNIK! ROBOTNIK! 1. (noun) a genius Robotnik! Robotnik! I'm a mad geinus! Robotnik, Robotnik! Origin: An accidental misspelling of "genius", this CWC-ism is the result of Chris's ability to spell, or lack thereof. In his futile attempts to spell words with "eni", he substitutes this with "ein", possibly due to his habit of spelling words phonetically. get it through your skulls 1. To clarify something to your fans So everybody get it through your skulls, I'm the real deal. Origin: Chris used this term a lot when trying to clarify various misconceptions about him, such as his straightness, and who the real CWC was. Variations of the phrase include "GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS", "Get it through your damn, dirty, immature skulls!", and "Get through your damn, dirty, stupid, idiotic, immature skulls". give birth, give the birth 1. (verb) To transfer possession of the state of having been born, by bearing as offspring. My mother and my father are both really nice, old-fashioned-type people who not only gave the birth--gave me birth at their ages...which my mother is sixty-six, currently, and my father is currently eighty. They both just turned that way in the last couple of months. And, uh, I was born in 1982. They gave me the birth...then, and, uh, anyway, it was so nice of--for them to give me the, uh, birth during the early 1980s. Origin: Chris seems to think that a sentence like "Barbara gave birth to Christian" is grammatically equivalent to a sentence like "Barbara gave Go-bots to Christian." go make a rhyme 1. (phrase) A phrase used by Chris to indicate that he is in a poetic mood. Oh, Back Off, go make a rhyme. Love will come your way in good time. Keep Heart, Have hope and faith. Life is a coinkie-dink strafe. Have an open heart, don’t be afraid. Your sweetie is likely in your friendship parade. Origin: Chris intended to write a rhyme in order to sound poetic in a tweet, continuing with the rhyming schtick in several subsequent ones. Due to his own laziness, the best Chris could come up with in terms of words that rhyme with "time" is "rhyme". Godjesus This is who Chris actually believes in. 1. (shorthand) God and Jesus Christ. As I have guide, as I was guide [sic] by, uh, God and Jesus. And because I, uh, cheated on Ivy lately, Godjesus were mad at me, so, even though she r-, even though she requested the recent items of question, sex-, [quietly] sexual stuff--videos and pictures--I am being punished because the trolls are getting their hands on them. And also, who I'd like to thank, GodJesus, our God and our Lord and savior, for their support, for their support as well, I pray to them every day, and I follow, I am guided by Jesus. Origin: Chris is somewhat aware of the Holy Trinity (Holy Spirit, Son, and Father), the three forms that God takes in mainstream Christianity. Despite accepting Jesus as the son of God, Chris believes that God and Jesus are essentially the same entity. As a result, whenever he mentions God, he is never reluctant to mention Jesus in the same sentence. Because of this, Chris made this CWC-ism as a shorthand of "God and Jesus".

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hand-drawing 1. (noun) An original drawn image, as opposed to a facsimile of that image. I mean, does that look like a printout to you? No! It's a HAND-DRAWING! It's the original hand-drawing of the back cover I constantly used! Among all the other hand drawings on my SHELF! In my BINDERS! IN THIS ROOM! In this house! 2. (verb) To sketch without the aid of digital technology, such as a computer. Chris holding a pencil No, actually, what I thought, is that you skip the hand-drawing and you draw everything on your PhotoShop with your computer mouse. Origin: Chris's process for producing his drawings is to draw them, by hand, on physical paper, and then scan the paper into his computer and use image editing software to add effects like lettering or (for the purpose of breaking the fourth wall) photographs. He takes comfort in the belief that ownership of the original paper drawings is evidence of his authorship and will frequently cite this in defense against perceived thieves and trolls. Chris also thinks that drawing on a computer instead of paper is an inferior method of producing artwork; he thinks the results look "blocky and low-resolution," which probably speaks more to his his own experience using MSPaint than the artistic quality of, for example, Asperchu. The fact that a digital artist like Alec Benson Leary is nonetheless using his hands does not seem to have occurred to Chris. heart level 1. (noun) Chris's way of measuring his emotional state 100% Change the number to change your heart level and you can write a sentence to indicate how you feel. Origin: The concept of the "heart level" most likely stems from Chris's inability to understand emotions. As an alternative, Chris tends to use video game terms in order to measure such emotions. heartsweet 1. (noun) a sweetheart. Rosey, as often as birds tweet, will you be my lovely heartsweet? Origin: Rearrangement of "sweetheart," possibly coined initially to provide more rhyming options in poetry. Chris primarily uses this term in Sonichu's dialogue, as the character's pet name for Rosechu. When speaking for himself, Chris tends to prefer "sweetheart," although the trolls use "heartsweet" in conversation with him. See also: sweetbolt heavyweight Chris does NOT look like Chris Farley 1. (noun) Stockboy; person employed to move heavy objects and perform other menial labor. If she gets pregnant and can't work, then I would be working. I would be working VERY HARD AND HEAVILY. [...] If I have to I would be, get one of the heavyweights, that just moves the boxes around the, stock the shelves at a grocery store. 2. (adjective) heavy. I do not think Chris Farley looks like me at all, plus he was a LOT more heavyweight than me, and he was more wild than me. Origin: Chris, as usual, has to repurpose words rather than use the existing words that already mean what he wants to say. HEXBox 1. (noun) Any of the video game consoles made by Microsoft, primarily the XBox 360. I never cared for the HEXBox, and frankly it LACKS heavily in comparison to the Wii and PS3, PLUS YOU HAVE TO PAY THEIR FEES TO EVEN GO ONLINE OR DOWNLOAD DEMOS WITH IT. Origin: Due to his Brand Loyalty, Chris had an irrational hatred for the XBox, simply because of how much you've got to pay for it to access some of its content. Because Chris viewed this device as a curse to humanity, he tacked the word "hex", which is defined as being a curse, onto the original name of the console. hide behind/under his mother's skirt 1. (idiom) To behave in a cowardly, immature fashion. You come to me now. Come face me like a man. Unless you want to continue being called a cow-a quivelling coward who hides under his mother's skirt. Origin: An antiquated phrase alluding to children literally hiding behind their mother's skirts when frightened. homo 1. (noun) A male homosexual Yes; the Homos I have heard from try to push their damn lifestyle in my face, and I DO NOT CARE FOR THAT AT ALL; What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it. 2. (adjective) homosexual Every one of you who thinks I'm homo and calls me that—-because I am not; I'm straight! I'm straight! 3. (adjective) relating to homosexuals Again, to reiterate the issue, THE GOD DAMN F***IN' Homo Ads MUST BE GONE! Origin: Before the Tomgirl Saga, Chris had a hatred for homosexuals, out of fear that he'll become one himself. Even uttering words like "gay" and "homosexual" make him uncomfortable. honest 1. (adjective) NSFW, containing adult content. Parental Advisory - VERY HONEST content. Origin: Chris only has a slightly good understanding of what honesty is. However, Chris doesn't seem to understand when it's most appropriate to be honest. In his mind, to attract mates, he has to be honest all of the time, even if this includes instances of his sexual misadventures. Chris knows that he's not supposed to discuss such topics with ordinary people, so he would have to keep such things in secret. Therefore, in his mind, it would be the honest thing to do to discuss such actions. Hurtful Truth Level 1. (phrase) A point at which honest criticism should be stopped so as to avoid hurting a person's feelings, regardless of the usefulness of the advice. And another thing, When constantly exceeding that Hurtful Truth Level to me, it feels like to me you're, and you may as well have, told me, "I Hate You! I Hate You!", and forget about me. Origin: Said in an email to Jackie after she had pointed out several glaring flaws in Chris's lifestyle and personality. 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I can feel the cosmos 1. (expression) Statement of achievement and oneness with the universe. I promise, uh, three da—three pages a day, drawn or colored, but, also with the, uh, website, and God/Jesus's support, I feel like... we will be seeing many new—many new thing. The website will be better. I can feel the cosmos! Peace. Origin: Inspired by a line from the game Katamari Damacy, "Oh, I feel it. I feel the cosmos." I got a fish 1. (expression) Claim that one owns a fish. I got a fish! Would ya like to make a wish? I got a fish Would ya like to make a wish? I got a fiiiiiiiiish! Would ya like to make a wish? I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD! 1. (interjection) Expressed angrily when you wish to break someone apart to kill them Jason Kendrick Howell... you BASTARD! BASTARD! You hacked into everything! You have driven me so beyond the wall, I can't even DESCRIBE it! YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW, BUT... I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD! Goodbye! Origin: Used as a death threat to Jason Kendrick Howell after he has hacked Sonichu.net. IBAChandler 1. (expression) Abbreviation for "I be a chandler," i.e., "I am a person named 'Chandler.'" I am so sick of hearing that stupid name that somebody made up back when I had that IBAChandler account, and I be a Chandler. You know, "I" being myself, "B" standing for specifying who I am, and "Chandler" being my last name. 2. (proper noun) YouTube username in use by Christian Weston Chandler during his conflict with Liquid Chris, leading trolls to accuse Chris of being an impostor of Liquid named Ian Brandon Anderson. 3. (proper noun) Name of a Sonichu villain based upon Liquid Chris, ironically named for the real Chris's alias. I B A Chandler, And I am here to copycatly sieze claim of you hedgehogs and this city from your absent mayor's domain. Origin: Inspired by Bob Chandler's license plate, "I B MR C" ("I be Mister C."). ID 1. (verb) Identifying. "That is the difference between Trans Gender and Vestites; ID as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively" Origin: Possibly derived from ID meaning "Identification". infinitely high boyfriend factor 1. (noun) the extremely high probability that any woman Chris talks to is not boyfriend-free. With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 men) of whom are okay acquaintences. Origin: In general, Chris will almost never find a sweetheart. Already aware of this fact, but not willing to admit he's not at all attractive to most women, Chris blames it on the fact that most men are "jerks", and that one probably is already dating the woman he's trying to latch onto. instinction 1. (noun) An instance of something being used a certain way. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls" Origin: Once again an instance of Chris trying to sound smart by using a word that sounds foreign to him, made up or otherwise. The end result, however, gives the impression that Chris isn't familiar with the word "instances".

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janekop (noun) 1. A female jerkop. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. SO SAYS THIS JANEKOP. Origin: Whereas the term "jerkop" is a portmanteau of the CWC-ism "jerk" and the word "cop", janekop is a portmanteau of the words "jane" and "cop". The word "jane" is a slang word for "woman". jerk (noun) 1. Any man that Chris dislikes, particularly one that gets in the way of his LoveQuest. On the flip side, I feel discomfort around men, because they can be such mean and cruel jerks. Origin: The term "jerk" is generally defined as "A person with unlikable or obnoxious qualities and behavior, typically mean, self-centered or disagreeable." . As stated in the quote above, Chris believes that all men to be cruel, selfish, and overall unlikeable. Therefore, he views almost all men as jerks. jerkop (noun) 1. An official of the law. I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a prepared speech to say to them stupid Jerkops. Origin: Since Chris views most officers of the law as jerks, due to how often they'd thwart his LoveQuest, the term is a portmanteau of "jerk" and "cop". Possibly a pun on the word "jerkoff", which is defined as being "a contemptible man". JULAAAAAAAY Chris preparing for hanky-panky with Julie, using a blow-up doll no less (interjection) 1. An expression used by Chris to indicate how much he'd love having sex for the first time with Julie "Oh, Julie...JULAAAAAY, JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!" Origin: Chris first shouted this infamous CWC-ism in the video For Julie's Eyes Only. He originally intended to share this video privately with Julie, unaware that she's actually a 13-year-old troll, to show what their first date would amount to, despite this breaking his Three Date Rule. Seeing how Chris was somewhat of a porn junkie,, Chris must have picked up that during sexual intercourse, one of the people may shout the name of the other person in order to "spice up" the orgy. After the video got leaked soon after, the term started to be used by trolls humorously, to the point where weens started using the phrase in excess, making the CWC-ism lose its luster. jumping the shark (verb) 1. To start over from scratch "I am moving out of this Twitter into creating a new one I created, @CPU_CWCSonichu. New and renewed followers will all be screened by my ally, as to keep out the Haters and Harassers. Starting up new and fresh. Jumping The Shark from old to new" Origin: The term "jumping the shark" humorously refers to the point where something once great and popular steadily declines in popularity. Ironically enough, despite Chris' misuse of the phrase, many people could easily say that Chris "jumped the shark" several times during his internet presence, even when he decided to create a new account after the Soft Exile.

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Kick the Autistic A self-administered kick 1. (noun) America's favorite game I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED CRYSTAL. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "KICK THE AUTISTIC!" *sigh* 2. (noun) Any action which involves doing something to Chris that he doesn't like And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of "KICK THE AUTISTIC", then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in tasteful art; go out and socialize. 3. (noun) Any form of discrimination towards Chris for being autistic. And so, the world continues to play the world's favorite game of "Kick the Autistic". I'm gonna need all the luck I can get. *Game Over* Origin: Chris had this paranoid idea that the whole world is going against him and his goals, solely due to his autism. In this sense, the fact that so many people supposedly wanted to thwart his goals made him feel like he was being "kicked" around.

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Laughs Under Lucricities 1. (backronym) backronym for "LULZ" Although, F.Y.I., "LULZ" is short for "Laughs Under Lucricities" Origin: Chris knows "lulz" is a variant of "LOL" and that it does not actually stand for anything, although he seems to think it must be written in all-caps anyway like an acronym. Originally he would simply say "LULZ" ought to stand for "Laughs Under Lucricities," but he soon began implying that it already does. 2. (noun) Any form of humor made at Chris' expense lesbian soul 1. (noun) What Chris believes to be his true sexuality. I am an all-around, good natured, high-functioning autistic, Female Lesbian Soul, and Transwoman, artist, gamer and creative type. level-up king 1. (noun) Master of Pokemon, and possibly other card games. There must have been about 6 people including Chris and myself at the tourney and when he won he was jumping up and down a yelling "I'm the level up king!" Origin: Before his permanent ban from the GAMe PLACe, Chris would play games of Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh with some of the other customers. Despite his sick obsession with both games, Chris never developed any type of strategy to compete with other players, making it very difficult to succeed at the game, even when he played against small children. Eventually, when the shop was just down to six people, which included Chris, the manager, Mimms, and Lucas, Chris did win a match against a relatively new player, and excitedly jumped up and down at this accomplishment like a child. Along with this, he shouted the phrase "I AM THE LEVEL-UP KING!" like, you know 1. (discourse particle) Space filler during sentence. I don't want too much conflict to happen, like, you know. You wouldn't want too much conflict to happen, like, you know. I mean-like, you know, between you and him any further. Yeah. Origin: Chris' speech consists mostly of uh's, um's, and other vocalized pauses. Love Quest 1.(noun) Chris's former on-going search for a sweetheart. As for Wes, I blame all of these happenings on him. If he had not taken my life-long friend away from me, I might have a Pretty Girlfriend today. And I would not have had to set out on endeavoring LOVE QUEST! Origin: Since attending PVCC, Chris has embarked on a 15-year long quest to find his true love. Chris constantly failing to achieve this goal was what gave this CWC-ism its name. lovehog 1. (noun) A lover in a relationship between two Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Also, I have finished the drawing for you, and I have shown off the Original LoveHog Couple's Wedding Rings, and their three children: Cerah Rosey, Robbie Sonee and (Shiney Rosey) Christine Rosey. Origin: A portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehog". lucricities 1. (pl. noun) lurid acts or motivations Origin: Chris completely made this word up, presumably based on "lucrid," which may in turn be based on the actual word "lurid." According to Chris, the word "lulz" can mean either "Laughs at my expense" or "Laughs under lucricities," so presumably the two contexts are equivalent. lucrid 1. (adjective) obscene, profane, wicked And promoting the hatred, and...drawing such loose—such lucrid mockeries is not gonna further the story plot or have anything new created, or even gonna help in any way... Origin: Unknown. Possibly a corruption of "lurid," given the context. Alternatively, it might be a corruption of "ludicrous." Chris has used this word to describe the homoerotic/dickgirl art on the ED page, as well as the fan comic in which he was depicted as a man-baby. Ironically, even before Chris used this word

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make one's own peeps n' poops 1. (verb) to urinate and deficate at the same time Uh, actually, uh, actually Crystal is uh, doing, is uh, doing her preschool homework, and uh, Reg-, and Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' babychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops! And he went, and he went weewee all over the bathroom. Origin: Taken from a clip of Family Guy, where Herber the Pervert is letting his dog out to "make his pees n' poops". mass debate Massive Debating 1. (verb) to pleasure one's self; to masturbate "I've actually done it mass debating to myself so many times, even with a hunk of - even with an inflatable plastic woman..." Origin: This particular euphemism comes from Chris's tendency to refrain from using inappropriate language, as well as his unusual variation of a southern accent combined with a minor speech impediment. manajerk 1. (noun) a store manager And then these two guys- and then these two manajerks approached me. Origin: A portmantau of "manager" and "jerk". mashed potato grenade 1. (noun) a Stielhandgranate, a special German hand grenade with a handle. "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed fro murder." Origin: Used in a Facebook post sent to Megan Schroeder accusing her of his ban from the Game Place, where he makes paranoid claims of what she, Mimms, Lucas, and Snyder were thinking that day. A corruption of "potato masher grenade", a common English nickname of the Stielhandgranate. mental block 1. (noun) Chris' autism And, uh, during my high school years, I was used to being surrounded by… girls… in my circle, and after having to, uh, leave them I felt ever so lonesome. And, after the stress from some of the people—people at PVCC, as well as my mental block [mimes punching himself in the head] of autism, it became hard from me to approach gir—approach the girls like I used to. Origin: Chris refers to his autism as a "mental block" because he believes the term refers to a disability. In his case, his supposed disability to socialize with girls. In reality, a mental block is the inability to remember a specific thing at a given moment. mislabel 1. (verb) to put a label on Chris or any of his creations in a way he doesn't like, regardless of truth 2. (noun) a label of such slanderous nature; see also "misunderstanding" I am NOT a Dictator. Why are you giving me an even WORSE Mislabeling than the Homosexual Mislabelings? Why do YOU have to be so bored that you have to make up NEW mislabelings to try and deface me over and over again? Origin: Just about everywhere. He appears to use this term as often as the word "slanderous". Curiously, the redundancy "ill-mislabeling" (as if there were any other kind) has appeared once. misspeak 1.(verb) to lie Sometimes, I have misspoke. But you are more important to me than ANYTHING. Believe me! I swear. Hand to God. And on my Bible. I'd have to go look for it. Origin: Instead of accepting that someone has called him out on his bullshit, Chris prefers to say he "misspoke". Needless to say, no one has fallen for this ploy. misunderstanding 1. (noun) a deliberate view that contradicts Chris; see also "mislabel" *AND WE WILL NOT TAKE THE MISUNDERSTANDINGS, THE MISLABELS, AND ALL THE LIKE SITTING DOWN!!! Origin: Misappropration. Note that it is not, as in reality, a mistaken notion (alternatively a dispute) based on faulty information, but a malicious action worthy of tard rage. Apparently a slanderous troll has to actively "misunderstand" Chris. Also, Chris has used the related word "misunderstood" (participle adjective) as an insult, not realizing that if the troll misunderstood (transitive verb) him, Chris would be the one that was misunderstood (participle adjective). modnar 1. (adjective) random I may be modnar, but I try not to be offensive, and if I do, then I am sorry. I can not please Everyone. Origin: "Random", spelt backwards. monthly tugboat 1. (noun) Chris's Social Security Disability Service "I'm getting by livin' with my folks and a monthly tugboat." Origin: Chris apparently coined the term "Monthly Tugboat" due to a comparison he makes between gaining money through his SSDS vs. winning the lottery. In his mind, winning the lottery is like riding a "Luxury ship that can easily sink", while gaining money from the government is the same as getting cargo from a ship pulled by a tugboat. muscle bra 1. (noun) A sports bra used for covering a man's bare chest. And you know what, I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a muscle bra. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out. Origin: Contributing to his previous fear of the homos, Chris also had a fear of seeing the bare chests of other men out of fear that it'll make him gay. He therefore suggested that men cover their chests under penalty of the law. Chris most likely adapted this name due to some weird association he makes between muscles and sports.

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naïve 1. (adjective) dumb, lacking intelligence. You are such a cowardly, naïve, retarded, individual. Origin: Chris only seems to understand the most simplified definition of the word. In general terms, the word "naïve" is defined as "showing a lack of experience, wisdom, or judgment." However, in Chris's mind, the word is used to "question one's intelligence". Despite his distaste for the use of the word on him, this turns out to be a commonly used insult by Chris. Chris travels to France navy 1. (noun) semen. You know that, uh—first off, uh, the one... with the navy being drunk. Yeah. Som—yeah. A b—a—i—a—it's a good idea somet—uhhh... it's a... it's a good idea. But, uh, you know, you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but, uh... I recycle my own semen Origin: Play on words, i.e, a navy is a collection of seamen/semen. See also: Comeuppance nearly same 1. (Adjective) Similar. And so I killed about killed about twenty miles round trip for gas to go find her house. But it turns out that was a troll posing as that girl. [sighs] THE VOICES SOUNDED NEARLY SAME. neutral 1. (adjective) platonic. I apologize, but I meant the term neutrally, and I never meant anything from that. And One More thing, Darling!... Talluah Bankhead would be Insulted with your response to the term's neutral usage. Hmpf!' Origin: Chris believes words like "darling" and "dear", are gender neutral terms. Because of this, he assumes that if he claims that he used it in a "neutral" way, people will know he's not using the term in a romantic tone. niggo 1. (noun) An African-American person. Chris: [sighs, raises his voice] BILLY MAYS IS THE NEW MAYER OF CWCVILLE! Max: Yeah, and also say that "Christian Chandler will be thrown in jail!" CWCville Jail. Chris: And Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville Jail. Max: "Where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers!" Say this one really loud. Chris: Where he will be raped by a bunch of niggos. Origin: A bastardization of the racial slur "nigger". This minced oath was done after BlueSpike persuaded Chris to say: "BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville, and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers". Chris decided to repeat this phrase, but he also thought he could "outsmart" BlueSpike by replacing "niggers" with "niggos" in order to avoid saying the offending word directly. Ironically, a whole year after the incident, Chris referred to Surfshack Tito as a "nigger" several times, despite not even knowing what he looks like. nombie-zazis 1. (noun) zombie nazis Anyway, as for the medical study, and this will require your aid, Magi-Chan. In June of 2015, the scientists have found the gene-like molecule which makes a person turn...ugh..nombie-zazis. Origin: Replacement for homosexuals and homosexuality in the revised Sonichu 10. not-troll 1. (noun) a victim of trolling. Consider who does more harassing, which do you block? Every Foul-Mouth Troll The Not-Troll they follow Origin: In Chris's mind, only two types of people exist on the Internet, those who are trolls, and those who are victims of trolling. Because the person being trolled is supposedly not a troll, they are a "not-troll". Chris eventually deleted the aforementioned post, and reposted it, replacing "not-troll" with "victim" to clarify what he was referring to in the first place. noviophobia 1. (noun) the fear that someone you want to date is already dating someone else. His one fault, that has restricted him from finding the Ms. Right, he had a major case of Noviophobia, where he is afraid to even approach most ladies, because he thought that they were all already paired up with “A Jerk.” Origin: Because Chris was so frustrated with so many jerks stealing his potential mates, Chris decided that his envy and hatred of men was a real phobia. Thus, overconfident in his ability to speak Spanish, formed the word "noviophobia" by using the Spanish word novio, meaning "boyfriend", and the English suffix, -phobia, meaning fear .

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OH! MY AXELS! (or OW! MY AXELS!) 1. (interjection) Expression of pain in one's axles (the central shafts of rotating wheels or gears in a machine). OOOHHHHHH!!!! MY AXELS!!!!! Origin: Written for Ghost Buggy's cameo in Sonichu #7, based upon the character's tendency to complain about its aching mechanical components. old-fashioned 1. (adjective) Holding a belief that may be considered politically incorrect. But still, call me old-fashioned but, I'd rather be- I would not- I'd uh- I'd definitely wouldn't uh... NOT BLACK. Not black. My father is OLD FASHIONED; he NEVER gives thought to homos, and he HATES them too. Origin: Chris seems to regard most traditional beliefs and rituals to be offensive to the general public. 2. (adjective) Dating back to the 1980s. Ah, you can tell this is an old-fashioned Lego set on account of this—the old-fashioned "LegoLand" on the corner. Origin: Chris seems to believe anything that's been made more than 5 years ago is as old as dirt. 3. (adjective) Preferring real women over waifus. Nothing against waifus and the people who have them, but I Never Really understood the appeal and concept of making out a character from a show who is Dimensions Away from your own league to be any sort of a significant other to you. I’m more old-fashioned towards real women. Origin: Unknown. However, Chris seemed to use this word like this because he's aware it isn't considered customary to be sexually attached to fictional characters over real people. ounce of vagina 1. (phrase) Essentially Chris's way of saying "I'll at least lose my virginity at some point". And, as for you, Jason Kendrick Howell… as sure as I am to get at least one ounce of vagina, I have your number, and you're going down! Origin: Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina" within his lifetime. Which, after an encounter with a girl named Mia Hamm, may be true...or not. outercourse 1. (noun) the act of stimulating someone else's genitals. I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of outtercourse [sic] (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you. Origin: The word "outercourse" is actually another way to refer to dry humping. In Chris's mind however, outercourse simply refers to sex which involves touching each other genitals, because they happen outside of the body.

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parkay 1. (noun) an epic style of running Hello there, fans! It's Christian Chandler here, live at the downtown mall, where for the Sonichu franchise and city of CWCville, and everything like that, I'm gonna do a parkay from this point all the way down to the gara--parking garage where, at the end, we will get a nice view of the tent-style theater that's down there where events are held. Origin: In the video Sonichu's Edge, Chris calls his style of running "parkay". Chris confused his running as a form of parkour, an acrobatic sport typically used in the military as a means of practicing the navigation of a complex environment without the use of equipment. . Given Chris's Speech Impediment, the word "parkour" somehow came out as "parkay". parody 1. (noun) Any work that "borrows" characters, plots, or styles from other pieces of fiction, whether infringing International Copyright Law or otherwise. Any names, or persons, illustrated in any of the Sonichu Comics, except that of Christian Weston Chandler, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic. Origin: Chris's understanding of what constitutes as a parody most likely comes from his interest in shows like Family Guy and Robot Chicken, both of which use copyrighted characters and make jokes around them. In his mind, because those shows can get away with using such characters, that gives him an excuse to do the same thing in his comics. Ironically, Whenever Chris spots an actual parody, he thinks that the characters from the original work are being defaced. peanut 1. (noun) Someone who disregards you, or otherwise does not accept you for who you are. So you enjoy it, just do it—don't worry about other people's opi—pinions. Because, uh, compared to the other schools, those people who disregard you are just total peanuts. And I'm not talkin' Charlie Brown; I'm talkin' 'bout the little nuts after the shells. The real peanut gallery. That would be peanuts, wouldn't it? Origin: Apparently derived from "peanut gallery," a term used to describe the hecklers in an vaudeville audience who would throw peanuts at a performer. Chris's own spin on this concept is to dismiss such hecklers as being insignificant like literal peanuts. pedofork 1. (noun) A pedophile. I am not a pedofork, you DORKS!!! Origin: A portmanteau of "pedophile" and "dork". Coined in Chris's Madman Rising video, in response to the trolls who were comparing him to Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy. pickle Shit just got real! 1. (noun) A penis, particularly one of any man that isn't Chris. Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu, Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' PICKLE!!!! Origin: The word "pickle" is one of the few hundred slang words for the word "penis". It is unknown why Chris prefers to refer to the penises of other men as "pickles", while he calls his own his "duck", but it may have to do with Chris's sexual insecurity and the fact that he legitimately hates actual pickles , whereas Chris thinks he's special enough to have a cutesy name for his own penis. Pmurt 1. (proper noun) President Donald Trump EID PMURT EID!!!!!! Origin: Donald Trump's last name, but spelled backwards. In Chris's first usage of this CWC-ism, Chris mentioned how "Trump spelled backward is "Pmurt", which sounds like "hurt"". This is because of Chris's strong hatred for Trump, despite showing very little knowledge about America's political system. Chris also reversed the name because to him, reversing someone's name will degrade and weaken them. In his eyes, if he repeats this word again and again, people will start turning against Trump and start voting for Hillary, which, unsurprisingly enough, never happened . poetry 1. (noun) Something which causes awe. Soon, the chill will come, and the skies setting into darkness; it's like Poetry in the truest motion." Origin: Unknown poke 1. (noun) Marijuana Anyway, eclectic! High on the hedge and high on the hog. You want some of this poke, mon? Origin: Intended as a demonstration of what "Soni-Chew the Eclectic Heeedge Hog Poke Mon of London, England" would sound like. A coded reference to Pokémon. prickly-wicklies 1. (noun) Punishments given for insulting or harming Chris. War gets you prickly-wicklies... as well as punches. Origin: Refer to Fuzzy-Wuzzies. See Also: fuzzy-wuzzies Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens 1. (backronym) The headquarters of several Sonichu villains. Origin: The name itself is a backronym of the college Chris attended, the Piedmont Virginia Community College. After experiencing several mishaps throughout his college experience, the dean giving him the cold hard truth about why his Love Quest is doomed to fail became the straw that broke the camel's back, and Chris thought it would be a smart idea to deface the college afterward in his comics. prowldent 1. (???) Unknown. There's no quote to cite this from, just a logo in which Chris gives the name "Prowldent Virginia Community College" to PVCC. Origin: Likely combining connotations of "prowl" and "dent" (either to leave an indentation or teeth). Pu Tuhs! 1. (phrase) Shut Up! SHE; my Ariel Starter was Female from the start, so Pu Tuhs!

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q-sand 1. (noun) Short for quarter sandwich (i.e. a quarter of a sandwich). So, mom ignored her and ate the q-sand in front of her. Origin: Appeared in an e-mail sent to Jackie dated August 5, 2011. Most likely unnecessarily used as a way past cool abbreviation. quarters 1. (noun) An office space; headquarters. Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY. Origin: The way Chris uses the word "quarters" in this case makes it sound like Chris is being forced to go join the military, as in this context, the word "quarters" refers to the housing of a military personnel and their family. Considering that Chris already viewed Mary as a supervillain scheming to end all love in Virginia, he most likely meant to refer to Mary's office as her "headquarters", but thinks that one's headquarters are the same thing as one's "quarters". 2. (noun, pl.) coins, no matter their origin or worth. Uhh. I want a soda, but it takes only C quarters and I only have W quarters. Do you have any change? Origin: The first time this word was used like this was in Sonichu 9, where it is revealed that CWCville issues its currency in the form of "C-quarters" and "W-quarters". According to this issue, 10 C-quarters, make up a single W-quarter, which ultimately defeats the whole concept of the "quarter" coin. Despite being a part of the United States, CWC-ville still issues this strange form of currency, along with US dollars. Because of this, Chris likely decided to refer to his currency as "quarters" so that it could technically count as US currency.

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raincoat 1. (noun) a condom You ARE the woman...we gotta stop by Wall-Mall-Wart on the way for a "raincoat". Origin: The term "raincoat" is actually an archaic slang for the word "condom". Given that Chris has been raised by two geezers his whole life, and that part of his childhood has consisted of old TV shows, Chris thought that people would understand what he meant when he states that his Mary Sues are having protected sex with a raincoat. random-access humor 1. (noun) non-sequital humor. Punchy grew up in a dojo, where he perfected his punches. He is also full of random-access humor. He lost his tail in a brutal fight. Origin: According to Chris, his brain is completely random, and it always spews out incoherent garbage. In his mind, this works in the same way a computer processes random-access memory. rapier Reldnahc the Rapier 1. (noun, attributive) rapist, sexual assailant. Now! My rapier friend, I would very much like you to get off me, please. Origin: Possibly a pun. Chris-Chan Sonichu calls Reldnahc Ha-Taque his/her "rapier friend" in Sonichu #12 after Reldnahc tackles him/her to the ground in a suggestive pose and touches his/her chest, thus (in Chris's hyperbolic mind) "raping" him/her. He could also be using the externally attested definition, as an adjective meaning "witty", metaphorically referring to a kind of thin, sharp-pointed sword. reality cartoon 1. (noun) The universe. Life is a cartoon; we are all the characters of the larger; the cartoons we make are part of our own universe; we're all a reality cartoon. Origin: Since Chris's life revolves mainly around Vidya and cartoons, it would make sense to him that the most believable explanation for the universe and everything in it is that it's all a cartoon. Likely related to Chris's known belief that all fiction actually exists in alternate universes. Chris' interactions with the Idea Guys made this idea seem even more plausible to him. recycling 1. (verb) the act of one ingesting their own semen to preserve their sperm count. I recycle my own semen, because, uh, you know, yes I do masturbate. Origin: Chris, having very little knowledge of how the male reproductive system works, thinks that men can run out of sperm from masturbating or orgasming too much. Fearing the loss of "potential children", Chris actually thinks that by ingesting the sperm back into his body, his sperm count will stay in balance, thus, he is "recycling" it. reeb Glug! Glug! Glug! 1. (noun) beer or any other alcoholic beverage of the like. Then he glugs his reeb, heh-heh, and then he conks out. Origin: Chris, thinking he's so clever, decided to censor any mention of the word "beer" in his comics, by spelling the word backward. Resident-Evil refrigerator 1. (noun) The refrigerator in the previous Chandler Household. Kitchen very much blocked off all over... with the Resident Evil refrigerator right there. Origin: Chris refers to the fridge as the "Resident Evil" kind, because in Japan, the game Resident Evil is known as Biohazard. Considering the quality of the household, that name may very well fit the description of the fridge in the state it was in before filming the Second House Tour. Rosechu 1. (noun) The female counterpart of the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon. Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Rosechu of CWCville, Rosechu. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the last name of the Sonic the Hedgehog character, Amy Rose, and "Raichu", the evolved form of a Pikachu.

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salty 1 (adjective) to show more maturity or coarseness than is expected, especially knowledge of honest topics like sex. Ah, but I am not the weak person they think I am; I am much, much saltier! Origin: Based upon a line from "Bowling Girls", ninth episode of Excel Saga: "But I'm not the sweet little girl I was a few minutes ago! I'm much, much saltier now!" "Salty" in this context derives from naval lingo, since the most experienced sailors would have greater exposure to both the saltwater seas and worldly experiences. scale of respect 1. (noun) Chris's way of measuring his respect for other people. I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my Scale of Respect each by 2 points Origin: Chris, like most other autistics, tends to view the world based on numerical values due to their lack of understanding of certain abstract concepts such as respect. Because of this, Chris made his very own numerical scale to decide on who should be respected, compared to who shouldn't. self-epic 1. (adjective) describing a situation which is epic, and at the same time related to Chris and his various clones. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my Dark Half. shitful 1. '(adjective) hurtful; defamitory. And this is the last time I will ever say anything in response to your shitful and hurtful comments and hatred for Hate's Sake! Origin: Shitful is a vulgar slang word, synonymous with words like "boat-load" or "truck-load". Chris may have seen the "shit" part of this word, and assumed that the word is meant to be used for specific situations that seem "shitty" to him. SLGBTQ 1. (acronym) an extended acronym for LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender). Considering your logo there, Texas will be feeling more love from the SLGBTQ community; give us props and Love, Lone Star State. Origin: When Chris first used this acronym, he didn't explain what groups the "S" or "Q" were supposed to represent, making plenty of people confused. Eventually, Chris revealed that the "S" represents straight and cis-gender people, while "Q" represents "queers" or "questioning people". Chris believes that if he included straight people into LGBT, then those particular people would feel more invited to join into the community. Considering the fact that gay people are minorities, adding the "S" to LGBT only defeats the entire purpose of identifying people as LGBT in the first place. slow-in-the-mind 1. (noun) a mentally handicapped person And finally, after a hard "odd" day, he rides home on a bus, but unfortunately, it had a few "slow-in-the-minds" on it. slow-minded 1. (adjective) mentally retarded As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look slow-minded; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest. OK, I can definitely name you a few reasons, like there was this one [stutters] …there was this one slow-minded individual named Tony. He was like as big as-he was as big and strong as an ox. He just kept on making all the moanings and noises and whatnot, and he sometimes even-even-a couple of times he even spat on me, and he even bopped me on the back of the head once or twice during the whole-during the whole time I knew him there. 2. (adjective) stupid, but not quite retarded I'll admit I have had some slow-minded moments. But I am certainly not totally retarded. SNERGEN FLERGEN!!! 1. (interjection) A phrase one may shout out when asked for attendance. SNERGEN FLERGEN!!! What? Uh...here! Origin: An obvious example of Chris's random-access humor. This strange phrase appeared in Sonichu #9, when the cast was asked for their attendance during a Dating Education class. When Wild Sonichu was asked for his attendance, he blurted out this phrase as Chris's many attempts to be funny in his comics. Given Chris's childish sense of humor, it would make a whole lot of sense for him to include a character randomly blurt out a nonsensical phrase out of nowhere. snooze cruise 1. a long period of slumber Next, he had Trigonometry...I'd hate to be Christian when his nerves kicked into action after waking up from a "notey" snooze cruise, but I was. Origin: Assuming everyone's played Sonic Adventure by the time he wrote this report, Chris used this cheesy one-liner from the game in his school report, A Week With Christian Chandler somecummpentydifferent 1. (Phrase) Used to announce a change in subject. Anyway and now for somecummpentydifferent stay tuned for somecummpentydifferent — a bunch of good pushups! 2. (Phrase) Used to announce use of random-access humor. And now for somecummpentydifferent. BUUUUNG! And now it's Monty Python's flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I don't know, Greeg, why is people running away. Origin: Chris is trying to say "And now for something completely different" like John Cleese does on Monty Python. Suffice to say Cleese's ability to say three multisyllabic words in rapid succession exceeds that of Chris. Sonichu 1. (noun) The male counterpart of the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon. Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Sonichu of CWCville, Sonichu. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the name of the titular character of Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic, and "Pikachu". soo 1. (adverb) Very, Very much. Dear Blanca, I am soo happy that you were revealed as my True, Honest Sweetheart-To-Be Origin: In writing, Chris often adds extra o's to the word "so" to prolong the "o" sound and show added emphasis. However, where most people would add two or more o's, (e.g., "I love you sooo much!"), Chris frequently only adds one, resulting in "soo," which makes the word look like it's supposed to be pronounced "sue". This has the (unintentional?) effect of mimicking the speech patterns of a Valley Girl or an effeminate homosexual. This may originate from pamphlets published by Channing Bete, short and uninformative self-help pamphlets often handed out at churches, the last page of which often feature a summary headlined by "Soo…" Given his distrust of help from anyone other than Rocky, it is not entirely impossible that Chris has read Channing Bete pamphlets occasionally. This is one of many recurring jokes in the Sonichu Audiobooks in which the narrator pronounces words like "soo" as they are literally spelled, instead of how Chris intended them to be read. soup beds 1. (noun) Homeless shelter with beds I mean, we have soup kitchens and we have soup beds. We should really combine the two into SOUP HOTELS! Origin: Chris tries to distill his "soup hotel" idea into its two components, but he mangles one of them by retaining the "soup" prefix. sourdough region 1. (noun) The crotch area Its weak point is still the sourdough region, but it would take FIVE KICKS to get to it Origin: In his Sonichu comics, Chris has decided to make the main weakness of the jerkops their crotch. The weakest of the jerkops take only one kick to be taken down, while higher-ranking jerkops, such as Jerkhief take five. The reason why Chris refers to this spot as the "sourdough region" is unknown, but most of his other CWC-isms already tend to sound so nonsensical to begin with, it barely even matters. spike on one's shoulder 1. (phrase) refers to the act of holding grievances towards someone. That was, that was, that was misunderstanding, that was just, there was a whole bunch of misunderstandings between me and my employer, and he, and he has, and he had, and he had, and he had a spike on his shoulder against me. Origin: A confusion with the phrase "chip on one's shoulder". spot 1. (noun) A small amount. Damn those trolls; I'll have to change the password on my RewardZone account now. For your information... A) the recent 43.98 purchase was actually a spot of Wheeling and Dealing I did; I actually spent less to make a profit. Toys 'R' Us had Borderlands for PS3 for a lower price than the current $39.99 price at Best Buy; I paid 20.98 for it at T.R.U. After that, I took the game to Best Buy, told them I received it as a gift and got the store credit of 41.??, THEN I got what I really wanted, Resident Evil 5 G.E. and a 10 dollar PSN Card, but even the two items would still leave me with some credit, so I added the Silent Hill movie, and paid the 3 dollar difference in cash. R.E.5.G.E. was on sale for 10 less than normal this week for 29.99, it was now PSMove Compatible, I wanted a good shooter for the Move, and I had heard a LOT of good things about the game long before as well. I just wanted the PSP version of ModNation as well, after enjoying the PS3 version as well. The "NDS Flaw" item was a Nintendo DSi game titled "System Flaw". I got it the same day I got the Zoom Case. Origin: Chris likes to retardedly incorporate British English into his sentences when he has the chance, possibly to sound more classy than he actually is. The phrase "A spot of X" is a British English idiom referring to a small amount of something. sticky dream 1. (noun) A wet dream After falling back asleep Chris had a "sticky dream." Origin: Chris claims that a "wet dream" actually refers to wetting one's bed as opposed to nocturnal emission. straight path 1. (noun) The quality of being straight You know, girl for boy, boy for girl? Everything else is vice, as said by Doctor Kinsey. Not just for me, not for The Big Man Upstairs, not for your family, but do it for, uh, yourself, and for—and for the benefits of everyone in the future: your children, your children's children... And, besides, if you stray away from the straight path, it can really jeopardize the entire future of the world and the human race. Origin: Before the Tomgirl Saga, Chris had an intense fear of "falling off the straight path". When he states this, he is essentially referring to being on the path to straightness, in the same way a normal person would refer to someone being on the path to success. Chris also had this unrealistic idea that being in contact with gay men would suddenly make him gay too, which would therefore make him fall off the path. sub-episode 1. (noun) The side stories in the Sonichu comics. Origin: A result of Chris' use of television jargon in his comics. sumbah 1. (noun) Minced oath for "son of a bitch." Yo, Christian, thanks for saving my sister from that crazy sumbah Origin: Probably based upon "sumbitch." sweetbolt 1. (noun) A pet name used by Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Ahh..that salad was great! What's wrong sweetbolt? 2. (noun) A sweetheart. I understand, and I will NEVER put it against you. Yes, as your SweetBolt. :)? Origin: When Chris first worked on his Sonichu comics, he tried to incorporate as many references to electricity as he can, in order to match with the Pikachu part of the titular character. A portmanteau of the CWC-ism "sweetheart" and "bolt". sweetheart 1. (noun) A potential lover. Oh, gee, I'm sorry Bionic, but back then I was na- I was naive on dating and all that, so I just didn't think of it at the time. But if you a sweetheart, Meg has created quite a few foxy characters. If she's cool with it, you could go out with one of them. Origin: Another cutesy pet name given to candidates of his Love Quest. sweetheart from the ground-up 1. (noun) An ideal sweetheart beyond the friend zone. For days to weeks to months to years, I Felt So Lonesome and Incomplete. But I didn't STOP! In the name of Love, and the fact that there had to be a Boyfriend-Free Girl out there, somewhere, for me to get to know, grow a strong companionship with and make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so in later years, after the inevitability of my parents leaving me, I WON'T BE ALONE. And I can eventually realize my dream of being a good husband, and father of a pretty girl named Crystal. Origin: As stated, Chris intended to use this weird phrase to indicate that he wants an ideal gal-pal well beyond the friend zone. Chris thought this phrase sounded so clever, that he used it constantly.

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teenages 1. (noun) The 13-19 age group; teenage years. Ahem... hello, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all teenages, as well as the, uh, gals. Origin: In Chris's Future Message, he attempts to talk down to just about every age group. In order to do this, he starts his video off with the quote above. Chris clearly couldn't think of a way to refer to teenagers, so he decided to refer to such people by "teenages". A butchering of "people of all ages". telekinesis 1. (noun) Telepathy, i.e. communication through long distances, usually via psychic or supernatural means. I’ve been communicating with her through telekinesis, and she sounded very lonesome. Origin: Whereas telekinesis means moving objects from a distance with psychic powers (c.f. kinetic), Chris has never used the term properly. Psychic characters in the comic have both powers of telekinesis and telepathy, but Chris has only used the former to refer to both. tobacky 1. (noun) tobacco or tobacco products If I could, I would take every last ounce of tobacky, put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the Moon. Origin: American English slang, used by Chandlers since 1856, and for random access humor since 1928. Chris hates the act of smoking cigarettes so much that even uttering the word "tobacco" makes him feel uncomfortable, so Chris uses this as a retarded minced oath. tom-tom A duck pounding some tom-tom real hard 1. (noun) female genitalia. MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!! Origin: Taken from the short Adult Swim music video, Pound my Tom-Tom, which served as the intro to the cartoon, Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil. Considering Chris barely understands anything adult, the fact that this was meant to be a bad euphemism, which the character, Lucy, used to avoid directly mentioning her vagina, flew over his head. tomgirl 1. (noun) A male who is into girly stuff; apparently, in Chris's mind, this goes all the way to make-up and crossdressing. I am Tomgirl. Origin: analogous to "tomboy", i.e. a girl who likes boy-stuff. too many crooks 1. (interjection) Expression of dissatisfaction with an overabundance of evildoers. Well, call it--this was "too many crooks." Too many crooks! Too many crooks! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Origin: Based upon the idiom, "too many cooks spoil the broth," although that idiom means something, whereas this is just an incomplete sentence. triage 1. (noun) ménage à trois; a romantic relationship between three people. Magi-Chan Sonichu, Silvana Rosechu & Mewtwo / A Loving Triage Origin: A corruption or misspelling of "triad", possibly influenced by the ending of "ménage". "Triage" is a real word with a completely different meaning and unrelated etymology. trollin' stupid 1. (adjective) Very stupid, in a manner pertaining to trolling. Because that's what you deserve, you God damn womanizing raping... trollin' stupid pickle suited... nigger! Origin: Chris seems to have coined this phrase for his "Boyfriend" lyrics with "trollin'" serving as an intensifier along the lines of "fucking."

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ugly growth 1. (phrase) A phrase used by Chris to refer to his own penis negatively. "Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the Ugly Growth Up Mine!" un-clit 1. (noun) A piercing Chris got on his perrinium as an immitation clitoris. It is a short, steel straight piece with steel spheres, of which I refer to them as my un-clit. Origin: During his Tomgirl years, Chris was, and still is, very desperate to gain female body traits such as bigger breasts, wider hips, a fully functioning vagina, etc. In order to get a part of the work done, Chris got a piercing on his taint as a sort of pseudo-clitoris, showing more of Chris's limited knowledge of female anatomy. uncouth Most uncouth! 1. (adjective) unlikeable, lacking good manners. And, by the way, among which, You give the Males a Most Terrible and Horrible Name in your behavior. Most Uncouth. Trump is most Immature, Uncouth, and Not Valid to be president. I felt it appropriate to change my profile photo back to the filtered one for what happened in France the while back with due respect of the continuing of Trump's most drastic and uncouth actions in office. You, sir, are Uncouth. All of you are nothing but immature, borish, uncouth, and damned Neanderthals. Not Sexual Fantasy; Friendships, You Uncouth Cad. Hmpf! And as it Had been My fault on that #NationalGirlfriendTweet that started the whole mess, that was Why I chose whole-heartedly to Harass Me instead of Doopie or Anyone Else who was being harassed with the mis-content from Years Ago from me taken Out Of Context, Mind you, because Harassing Anyone at Anyone else’s Expense is Just Plain Wrong, Bullying, and Uncouth! And it was ignored by you that Talulah Bankhead coined the term for Tabitha, you Uncouth Twat. I agree it is shameful of these people to have accounts just to haze at me and all others, Soo uncouth. I miss Jessica. You Trolls Scared Her Off by either Hacking or Reporting her Facebook. You Uncouth Cads! Origin: As demonstrated, Chris uses this word way more than any 21st-century American would. It is often speculated that Chris picked up this word from an MLP episode, where Applebloom and Applejack are talking about what the word "uncouth" means. Seeing how this conversation alone is somehow a staple in the Brony subculture, and how Chris is one of those many Bronies who sees more meaning in the show than it actually possesses, Chris picked up this term due to how foreign and smart it sounded to him. Chris is also notorious for his use of British English whenever he tries to make it seem he knows what he's talking about. So it is also fairly likely Chris may have adapted this word solely due to its geographical origin. UNGA-WUNGA!!! 1. (interjection) A sexual chant from the Cherokian Clan. There is no quote to directly cite the use of this CWC-ism. This CWC-ism was used in one of Chris' art pieces appropriately named "UNGA-WUNGA" Origin: Comes from a horrifying art piece Chris drew of himself banging Jackie against a tree while a group of Cherokians masturbate to their orgy. As for the questionably racist phrase itself, Chris simply stated that it was "just a random phrase I randomly picked for the natives to chant as they jerked off." unto 1. (preposition) Archaic or poetic form of the word "to". Now that it has been made fully clear to me, I am now able to devote myself fully unto you, Julie. I am very devastated, due to my SHATTERED HEART that XXXXX caused unto me! Origin: Another one of Chris's autistic ways of sounding smart, possibly in imitation of the Bible. (c.f. Do unto others...). Chris uses this form more frequently than most English speakers of the 21st century should, even when it sounds unwieldy.

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vaginatables 1. (noun) female genitalia There is no quote to cite the use of this CWC-ism. Chris used this CWC-ism in an e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com".' Origin: A strange hybrid of the words "vagina" and "vegetables", purely for Random-Access Humor. vege-marmite 1. (noun) Vegemite Certainly not a vege-marmite sanwich. Lol Origin: A retarded pun made by Chris to state his distaste for veggie marmite. Coincidentally, vegemite is essentially marmite, yeast extract from brewing beer turned into a pungent, salty paste, with vegetables and spices added in. vestite 1. (noun) A transvestite person. "That is the difference between Trans Gender and Vestites; ID as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively" Origin: In the above post, Chris intended to write the words "transgender" and "transvestite" in the same sentence without duplicating the trans suffix. He did so by adding a space between the prefix and the respective endings. virgin with rage 1. (noun) An individual who is sexually frustrated Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age! Tell me why I never wanna hear you say, "I have a boyfriend!" Origin: Even after allegedly having sex with Mia Hamm, the idea of being a virgin and not having a sweetheart pushed Chris's buttons. This got so bad, that he would even rage after he's lost a potential sweetheart, or misses an opportunity to spend time with them. Virginia is for virgins 1. (phrase) A phrase that pushes the strange idea that the citizens of Virginia won't allow Chris to get any china solely due to his autism. "VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS, NOT LOVERS!" Origin: An intentional butchering of the phrase "Virginia is for Lovers". His belief that the state of Virginia is behind some kind of conspiracy to prevent him from finding true love has started since attending PVCC. While there, Chris has gotten himself putting up Attraction Signs, loitering with said signs on campus, and even creating a newsletter series in order to attract potential sweethearts. Seeing how all of this violated the school's rules and policies, he was sent directly to the Dean in order for her to straighten him out. Of course, Chris took this to be another instance of him being discriminated, solely for being autistic. This, coupled with the fact that he's already failed on several occasions to actually get to date his gal-pals in high school, reinforced this belief. VOTES FOR WOMEN! Mrs. Banks, wearing the "Votes for Women" sash that Chris so blatantly misinterpreted. 1. (phrase) A phrase shouted in protest of pictures depicting women with penises. VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME! VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME! NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME, VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME! Origin: Taken from a sash Mrs. Banks, a character from Mary Poppins, had worn. Chris clearly took this banner to simply refer to any kind of mistreatment towards women, rather than the fairly obvious implication that she's actually fighting for the right to vote. See Also: Women's Rights

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Walter Grisby 1. (noun) A man's name often employed in acts of random-access humor. "Is this Walter Grisby? Who threw a frisbee? Well you know what? DAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" 2. (noun) The retconned name of the character formerly known as Wes Iseli. Origin: Unknown; thought by some to be a reference to the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd n Eddy. A character in the PC game The Sims 3 goes by the name of Walter Grisby, but the game's release post-dates Chris's first uses of the term by some years. Warroir of Love 1. (noun) an advocate for spreading love and peace. "People! You do not understand! By Not blocking the Trolls, you are Promoting Hatred; They don't always side with Love. I Am Warroir of Love." Origin: Misspelling of the word "warrior". Chris considers himself a "warrior of love" because he believes that he is the voice of kindness. Most likely derived from the derogatory term "Social Justice Warrior", a term used for individuals who advocate for social justice and equality. well-breasted 1. (adjective) Having large breasts. And her image dawned upon me in my imagination, starting out as the well-breasted pink electric-hedgehog (Pok'emon) with the long Raichu-like tail, I drew her outfit onto her in red and Battery-Charged Blue. Origin: Confusion between "well-endowed" and "large-breasted". Women's rights (or Women's Lib) 1. (noun) Any kind of behavior towards women that does not involve abusing them physically or mentally. Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the Women's Rights, For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace. 2. (noun) The right for women to not be depicted with a pickle. FOR OUR RIGHTS AS WOMEN AMONG ALL PEOPLE, I WILL OVERPOWER THOSE SLANDEROUS JERKS!!! 3. (noun) The act of women protesting by stripping down naked. Well, once we get our centerfolds shot and uploaded, hopefully those bastards will see and admire our beautiful lights. Yeah, and if nothing else, we can still have a lot of fun trying. With our lord's support in our peaceful protest, we can win this fight. Victory for Women's Lib. Origin: Chris's understanding of sexism is botched up beyond belief. His zeal towards the rights of women is believed to have originated from watching the 1964 Disney film, Mary Poppins. He was particularly influenced by Mrs. Banks, who has expressed distaste for unequal treatment for women in 1910 London. As to be expected, Chris missed the point of this part of her character, and instead used this in order to justify his treatment towards the women he meets. Chris also believed that the term "sexism" only applies to forms of violence against women, and not necessarily representing in a condescending manner. wooden nickel 1. (noun) Acoustic guitar. I got the idea of the challenge from him COPYING me playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling" on Guitar Hero on his old Wooden Nickel; if he wants to copy on Guitar, he may as well be challenged in a Sing-Off. Origin: In real life, a wooden nickel is a now defunct form of currency used during the Great Depression. His use probably refers to the phrase "don't take any wooden nickels" - that is, he is calling the acoustic guitar a semi-worthless imitation of his Guitar Hero controller. worse 1. (adverb) Severely; extremely, in an adverse manner IMHO, having Seinor Citizens for Parents throughout your whole life is no picnic; they are WORSE Overprotective.
wrath 1. (noun) Great anger or rage. Considered one of the Seven Deadly Sins. Apparently, my, uh, heed of warning towards Vivian has gone unheard or otherwise SHE DID NOT REALIZE THE FURY OF MY WRATH 2. (noun) Strength sufficient to lift an office chair. I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!

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X2-checking 1. (verb) Double Checking Just X2-checking if you got the drawing I left you. Origin: Comes from x2 meaning times two, which means double to Chris. XXXXX 1. (noun, censorship) censorship of the word "bitch" Mary Lee Walsh made it illegal to distribute the News Dash; I AM VERY ANGRY AT THAT XXXXX! Origin: Chris's only instance of this peculiar censorship is in his diary. In it, Chris repeatedly refers to Mary Lee Walsh as an "XXXXX", clearly as a censorship of the word "bitch". Why Chris chose to replace all of the letters in the word with the capital letter "X", instead of using asterisks remains a mystery.

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1. (pronoun) indicating second person plural. "Y'all are free to stay here in one or so of their bedrooms for free, and y'all get fed too. Consider this a second chance for a good life which Christian offers to y'all; seek good employment after y'all get your strength rebuilt. ... I'll go check y'all in, then I have to finish saving the world." It would be appreciated if y'all can book the flight for me, because I'm unsure about my family's current financial status, and my social's being saved for my own bills." Origin: Derived from "you all", originating from the dialect of the Southern United States (and found in black communities outside the South). Often considered substandard English, Chris even uses this in formal written situations. Also overused in the comic to the point of absurdity.
y'all should know me by now
1. (phrase) An introduction to complete strangers. Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, back on March 17th, 2000. Origin: His second message on YouTube, addressed to the ED trolls. He would use it several more times after this, possibly making this into his tagline. The introduction is made under the assumption that Chris is already well-known. young at heart 1. (noun, attributive) An individual with childlike characteristics; a childish person. Hello Nintendo! Welcome to my Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube. I am your host. My name is Christian Weston Chandler. I live in Ruckersville, Virginia and I is [sic] 21 years old and I play because I am young at heart. So anyway we are going to take a tour of my ci-ty...in Animal Crossing. I am Young at Heart; a concept I have kept within myself since childhood. We, the Young at heart stand alongside our Liked and Cared others. Origin: Chris can't seem to tell the difference between being a child at heart, and being childish. In his mind, people who are considered childish actually lead a more exciting life, since he believes that more childlike people are willing to show off their kindness and are generally more eccentric. In reality, adults who are "young at heart" generally have a somewhat innocent outlook of life and are generally interested in things considered suitable for children, yet understand their responsibilities as adults.

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zap to the extreme 1. (phrase) Go out and be brave. Go! Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme! Now everyone stay green and go out and zap to the extr-r-r-r-r-eme. Have a lovely day. Origin: This phrase is first used on the cover of Sonichu #0, where Chris's mary sue character tells Sonichu to "zap to the extreme" as if Chris and Sonichu were in a bona fide Pokémon tournament. Chris would then end up using this phrase time and again, usually completely out of context of its original meaning. zapbud A Zapbud 1. (noun) A fictitious flower found in the Sonichu canon; Rosechu's favorite flower. Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose, though a Zapbud is the flower that heals your woes. Origin: Essentially the result of Chris attempting to create a mythology around his Sonichu comics, Chris created some of his own flora as well. Because of how "zapping" was a very common theme in the earlier issues of Sonichu, Chris thought about naming his flora after this one theme. 2. (noun) a sweetheart. Yes, my blossoming zapbud. That's why we are here.