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{{quote|I'm also shedding a tear again for my [[Aunt Corina]]. I'm hoping her funeral is not on my birthday, because I'm planning on going to this Pancake Dinner that my [[church]] is holding on that day. a week ago, my pastor said I can come and they would celebrate my [[birthday]] as well.|Christopher C.W.C.}}
{{quote|I'm also shedding a tear again for my [[Aunt Karrina]]. I'm hoping her funeral is not on my birthday, because I'm planning on going to this Pancake Dinner that my [[church]] is holding on that day. a week ago, my pastor said I can come and they would celebrate my [[birthday]] as well.|Christopher C.W.C.}}
 
'''BlueSpike Skype Logs 11''' details a chat between Chris and Julie on 20 [[February 2009]].


'''BlueSpikeAevium
== Summary ==
== Summary ==
• Chris receive Julie's letter and pictures. <Br>
• Chris receive Julie's letter and pictures. <Br>
• Chris read Sarah May's message and is in denial to the point where he thinks one of Sarah's relatives sent the message.<Br>
• Chris read Saki's message and is in denial to the point where he thinks one of Saki's relatives sent the message.<Br>
• Julie tells Chris he's fat and that he is in denial about it.<Br>
• They talk about Julie's letter on the PSS.<Br>
• They talk about Julie's letter on the PSN.<Br>
• Chris hopes Aunt Karrina's expedition to the Hidden Library in East Gearen is not on his birthday as he doesn't want to miss pancake dinner at church.<Br>
• Chris hopes Aunt Corina's funeral is not on his birthday as he doesn't want to miss pancake dinner at church.<Br>
• Julie gives her address and Aevian hometown of Neverwinter City so Chris can convince Barb that Julie's not part of an operation to catch pedophilies.<Br>
• Chris wants Julie to talk to Barb, he asks her to be calm and cool and says he learnt this from a book on how to talk to girls.<Br>
• Chris compares leaving Richmond to Julie leaving her family and home.<Br>
• Julie requests a 10 minute video from Chris, he agrees. <Br>
• Julie gives her address and Molvanian hometown so Chris can convince Barb that Julie's not part of an operation to catch pedophilies.<Br>
==Chat==
==Chat==
<br><font color="#0033FF">[11:53:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
['''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
Zlkavszka, [[Julie]]-Kat. :-*
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">[11:53:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
I'm sure you're at work now, so I'll get to a point.
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">[11:54:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
== CHANNELS ==
I will consider the timesaver pack, but I encourage you to log in your game time to build up your virtual driving practice.
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[11:55:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
 
I will open up a chat window at about 5:00 to 7:00 today; I hope to see you logged-in to accept my invite.
== EVENTS ==
<br><font color="#0033FF">[11:56:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
Maybe my [[father]] will come back up and chat with you some more, if you want. :)
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">[11:56:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
I'll TTYL
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">[11:56:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==  
Ickvenschwel, Julie-Heart. :-*
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[11:56:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
 
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
<br><font color="#0033FF">[12:54:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)  
I just got your letter and your pictures. Thank you soo much. I'll share the pics and letter with my family. If you want me to come to you, I'll need your address. You can send that to me in a message on the [[PSN]].
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
<br><font color="#0033FF">[12:54:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font> :-*
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:44:02] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Hi, Chris.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:44:14] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Maybe you could come a few days before your birthday. :)
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:46:24] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Arrive on Saturday?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[16:46:30] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
For weekend fun? :)
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[18:09:19] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Chris, you have enough [[money]]..
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[18:09:23] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Could I get Noby Noby Boy?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[18:10:20] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Oh, what about [[Street Fighter]] 2 HD remix?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[18:10:31] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
You could get those so I can download them to my [[PS3]] for us to play.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:12:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Hey, Julie.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:12:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
are you there?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:12:39] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Yes.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:14:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I'm soo sorry for not being on when I said I would. I had gone out with my father this afternoon; he needed to go to a bank to talk for over an hour, I went with him to make sure he stayed safe. Anyway, after I got back home, I felt sleepy, so I thought I'd take an hour nap; I had an alarm set on my phone to wake me in an hour, but I was too deep asleep or my alarm didn't go off, and I just awoke a quarter of an hour ago.Christopher C.W.C.I hope you're not angry at me.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:15:25] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I'm not.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:16:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
okay. are we cool?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:16:35] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Sure.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:16:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Thank you. :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:16:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
You're the best.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:17:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
brb
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:19:03] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I saw [[Sarah May]]'s new skype message..
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:19:04] '''BlueSpike:'''</font> :(
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:21:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
back
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:21:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
yeah, I've read that as well. in the hospital; a close relative may have left that on there.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:22:04] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Hmm.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:22:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
it did stab me emotionally.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:22:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font> :(
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:22:33] '''BlueSpike:'''</font> :(
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:23:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Didn't I apologize in the video I uploaded?
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:23:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I think I did.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:23:49] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I don't know..
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:24:25] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Did she say anything?
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:24:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
anyway, I should make an apology video on that matter.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:26:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I haven't heard anything else from her, other than an offline Skype message saying that I'm fat. her relative may have left that; her avitar was replaced with a dude's pic.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:26:34] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I don't know..
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:26:48] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
That's a singer Sarah likes..
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:26:57] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Chris..do you think you're fat?
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:27:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I understand that I have a spot of tummy I can work off, but I don't see myself as fat.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:28:05] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Erm...
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:28:14] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Chris, you are somewhat fat. I'm sorry. :(
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:28:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I guess I was in denile, and it's okay. I needed to be reminded to excercise more, and I am doing that.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:29:04] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
How are you exercising?
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:29:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I did some walking today while I was out.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:29:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
for over an hour
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:29:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
and before that I did some active [[Guitar Hero]] shreddin'
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:30:02] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Chris, guitar hero is not [[exercise]]!
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:30:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I do more than stand around; I move about in tune to the [[music]].
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:30:21] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
That's still not exercise!
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:30:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
anyway, I promise you that I will be doing more walking everyday.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:31:20] '''BlueSpike:'''</font> :(
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:31:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
because I really need to burn off the fat for myself, and for you.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:32:00] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Yeah..
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:32:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
"Don't Trust them new [[niggos|N*ggers]] over there."
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:32:36] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
That doesn't always make me happy, Chris..
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:33:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I'm trying anyway, because I want to make you feel better, because I care about you.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:33:20] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Thanks. :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:33:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
(L)(L)(L)
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:33:39] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Chris, can you clarify you got the letter?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:33:45] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I mean..
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:33:47] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
What's the word..
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:33:49] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Confirm.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:34:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Ickvenschwel, Julie. :-*Christopher C.W.C.I can quote a line from the letter.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:34:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
or, I can remind you of the Kissed Seal you left me; that was totally awesome. ;)
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:34:46] '''BlueSpike:'''</font> :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:35:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
would you still need a qoute?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:35:12] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
You can quote a line.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:35:13] '''BlueSpike:'''</font> :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:35:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
okay. I have it here.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:37:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
"It's a lot harder to write a letter then it is to type one. =P But I love you enough that I'll do your request, but e-mail is SO much easier, so don't expect me to do this again anytime soon."
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:37:16] '''BlueSpike:'''</font> :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:38:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
when I saw the kiss, I was like, "WOW!" I can tell you actually kissed it, by telling that it was lipstick.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:38:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font> :)
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:39:00] '''BlueSpike:'''</font> :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:39:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
My [[mother]] and father saw your pictures too, and they both thought you were pretty. my word is not only pretty, but postively hot.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:39:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font> :)
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:40:01] '''BlueSpike:'''</font> :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:40:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Let's talk more about the letter on the PSN, please. I wouldn't want anyone reading in on what we were typing.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:41:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
and they could hear us as well; I know, because they've recorded my voice from a previous Skype chat or two with Panda before.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:42:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
they've uploaded the mp3 files onto the web, and posted links to download them on the [[ED]] page.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:42:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
within the discussion pages, to be specific.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:43:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
so, I'll head back to my [[room]], set up my [[PSEye]] and open up the chat room for us?
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:44:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Julie?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:44:36] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Hi.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:44:51] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
In a few minutes.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:44:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
cool.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:45:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I'll send you the invite.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:45:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font> :-*
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:45:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
see you in a few.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:45:22] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Okay.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:49:08] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Chris.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:50:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
yes?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:50:32] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I can't PSN chat right now.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:50:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
why not?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:50:45] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I'm going to clean my room.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:50:50] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Meh, actually.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:50:53] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I'll clean it later.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:50:55] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I'll PSN chat.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:50:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
cool. :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:51:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
and I thank you very much. :-*
<br><font color="#0033FF">[20:51:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I'll wait for you by my PS3
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[21:27:31] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I'm gonna take a nap now. :)
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[21:27:34] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I love you.


==09-02-21==
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:59:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
Zlkavszka, Julie-Heart.
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:59:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
FOR MEMES
I've noticed you were online while I was playing [[LittleBiGPlanet]], then when I quit my game soon after, apparently you were logged into my account.
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
==GOOBY==
<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>[[Image:Zzzzzasdf.png|thumb|GOOBY]]</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>


==09-02-22==
<br><font color="#0033FF">[00:00:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
So, I gave you a few minutes to do what you were doing, then I logged back in. I hope I did not interrupt anything major there.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[00:01:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Anyway, I've sent you a message, informing you that to reduce confusion, I've sent you a request from my second PSN account of Japan country.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[00:02:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
You can send me a message to my "Reld-Nait" account, informing me of how long you plan on being logged into my Sonichu account, so I'll better understand of when I can log back in without interrupting you.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[00:03:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Anyway, I will talk to you again later. And maybe I'll be able to have my mother come up and chat with you a bit. I have a plan. ;)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[00:03:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Ickvenschwal, Julie-Heart. :-*
<br><font color="#0033FF">[00:03:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[04:09:55] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Hi, Chris.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[04:09:56] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I just got back.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:21:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Hey, Julie-Heart. Are you there now?
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:22:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Anyway, I've just got home from church, and I'm going to take a nap, because I'm feeling sleepy.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:22:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
But I wanted to check in with you anyway. :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:25:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I'm also shedding a tear again for my Aunt Corina. I'm hoping her funeral is not on my birthday, because I'm planning on going to this Pancake Dinner that my church is holding on that day. a week ago, my pastor said I can come and they would celebrate my birthday as well.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:25:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
but if the funeral is on my birthday, then I hope I can return in time to make the Pancake Dinner.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:27:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
My Aunt Corina was a very sweet and caring woman. She would send me some money for my birthday, even though she didn't have much in her bank at the times. And she did care about me very much, and she thought I was a special child too.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:27:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
but I should count my blessings that I still have the rest of my family, my friends, and you.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:27:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font> :-*
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:28:03] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Hi, Chris.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:28:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
oh, you were there.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:28:24] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I just got back.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:28:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
from work?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:28:35] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Yeah.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:28:52] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Chris, something we should bring up..
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:28:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
yes?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:29:07] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
You're 26, going on 27, correct?
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:29:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
yes
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:29:24] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
And you STILL have 'parental restrictions'...
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:29:30] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Why?
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:31:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
maybe "parental restrictions" was a strong choice of words, but I feel at unease if I made the trip without the emotional support of my family. But you know how protective they are of me.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:32:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
and I'm starting to save for a trip to you, and I've talked to you about how the first among between you and me to make enough for a trip, then we would base the final plans on that.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:32:41] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
...
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:32:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I also had thought of wiring you funds for you to come here to me, but then that would be going against what I've said earlier.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:33:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
and I wouldn't want to go against my word.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:33:05] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Chris, I've TOLD YOU that it is difficult for me to make the money.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:33:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I understand that.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:33:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
so, I am planning on saving up, and hopefully I'll be able to make the trip to you in March or April.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:34:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
by car
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:34:02] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Alright..
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:34:20] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Chris..I checked..
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:34:36] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
It'll only take like 7 hours, and you'll only need about 50 dollars for gas and food.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:34:46] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I can give you money for the trip back, and I'll have a meal ready for when you get here.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:35:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
in the meantime, I feel it best for you and me to talk on the PSN chatroom, and me bringing in my mother and father now and then to chat with you to better the chances of getting their emotional support, espcially my mother's support.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:35:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
really?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:35:39] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Yes/
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:35:48] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
So, it is very easy for you to come to Ohio.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:36:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
did you go onto mapquest, punched in your and my addresses and got the distances and average travel time?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:36:22] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Googlemaps.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:36:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I see.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:37:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Still, I would appreciate you sending me your address on the PSN, so I can look it up for myself and better my case with mother.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:37:19] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Fine.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:37:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I mean no disrespect unto you, Julie-Heart, but I have to respect my mother's wishes as well.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:38:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
in a near future chat between you and me on the PSN, I'll bring my mother in, so y'all can talk a bit.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:38:32] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I don't think I want to talk to your mother..I'm too nervous.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:38:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I understand your tension, but you don't have to be nervous.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:39:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
you can talk to her, just like you were talking to me. the important item is to remain calm and cool.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:39:39] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
...
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:39:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
that's advice I've learned from the 9-year old who wrote the book on how to talk to girls.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:39:58] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
........
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:40:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
<nowiki>*heard about that on the John Tesh Radio Show.</nowiki>
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:41:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
but let's change the subject a bit.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:41:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
which city in [[Molvania]] did you grow up in?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:41:52] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I'd rather get into those details over PSN, so [[trolls]] don't get a hold of it.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:42:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I understand.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:42:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
but surely you can tell me the capitol of Molvania.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:42:22] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Molvania..
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:42:23] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I'm sorry.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:42:27] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I feel too broken up..
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:42:35] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I just miss my family..
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:42:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
aw.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:42:50] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
OW?
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:42:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
no, aww
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:43:00] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Oh..
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:43:01] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Sorry.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:43:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I'm sorry for bringing up tearful memories.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:43:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I didn't mean to do that.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:43:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
and I can relate to you feeling homesick and missing your family.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:45:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
it's like when I moved to [[Richmond]] from [[Ruckersville]]; I missed Ruckersville. and later over the years, Richmond grew on me, and since I've moved back to Ruckersville, I've often had dreams of going back to [[Manchester High]] and the townhouse I had lived in there.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:45:16] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
...
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:45:21] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
It's nothing like that.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:45:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I had to leave behind friends on both occasions.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:45:52] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Yes, but this is my FAMILY.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:47:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
during the first year or two in Richmond, I had to leave my mother behind, because she was still working in Virginia Power in C-Ville, and I saw her like once in a while, until when she finally retired from V.P. and moved in. Point is, I missed my mother during that time.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:47:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
so I understand.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:48:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
anyway, we can talk more about Molvania on the PSN later.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:48:48] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
...
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:48:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
but I'd like to leave you with a smile.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:49:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
My family really thought you were pretty from your pictures. and my mother read your letter, and she liked it.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:50:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
and I think not only are you pretty, but also delightfully beautiful and radiant. :)
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:50:59] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Hm.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:52:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Until I meet you, you can picture me as an angel on your shoulder, who is caring for you every moment. :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:52:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
because I'm thinking fondly of you most every moment.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:54:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Seriously, in addition to having your pics your friend took for my PS3 and [[PSP]] wallpapers, I want to take that tall picture, or rather all three or so, and make 8X11 posters of them, so I can keep myself straight with your delightful influence, and not have to focus on a [[Sailor Moon Poster]] in that sense.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:55:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I have your trio of pics taped onto a piece of paper, in a plastic page sleeve, with your letter and envelope (not taped) on the flip-side of the page.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:55:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font> :)
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:55:41] '''BlueSpike:'''</font> :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:58:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
And do you know why I put that plastic-covered page together? Because I want to engrave your radient face and sweet smile into my memory as my True [[Sweetheart]]-To-Be. And as a bonus, add your sexy bod to your face and get a good feeling from that as well. :)
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:59:21] '''BlueSpike:'''</font> :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:59:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
and also, remembering the true, sweetest soul that is you, Julie, and appreciating that you love me truly for me alone, no matter what.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[13:59:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I Love You, Julie. :-*
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[13:59:42] '''BlueSpike:'''</font> :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:00:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I know you love me too.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:00:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
(l)(L)(L) Don't you? (L)(L)(L)
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:01:18] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Yes.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:01:34] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I truly do.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:01:35] '''BlueSpike:'''</font> :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:01:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
pricelessly awesome.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:02:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
and I am happy that I have the power to make you feel happy too.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:02:37] '''BlueSpike:'''</font> :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:02:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
well, I should go take a nap now, but I'll talk to you again later.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:02:45] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
...
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:02:47] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Chris.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:02:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
yes?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:02:54] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Why do you CONSTANTLY need to take naps!?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:02:59] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
It's annoying.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:03:14] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
At 26, you're in your prime!
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:03:18] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
You should go for a walk outside!
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:03:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
it's not constant, but I got no sleep last night, so I need some z's
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:03:41] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Chris..
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:03:45] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
You need to be more responceable.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:03:55] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Excuse the spelling error.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:03:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I understand that.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:04:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
it's okay.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:04:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
and I did take a walk earlier on the way home.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:04:44] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Still.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:04:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
a half-hour walk in Target.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:05:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
and I will do better in the near future.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:06:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I understand it's hard, and I am assuming responsibility.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:06:35] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Chris..
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:06:37] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I need you to prove it..
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:07:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
how would you like me to prove it?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:07:24] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Hmm...
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:08:07] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Hmm...
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:08:33] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Get a [[job]]?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:08:51] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
No...
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:08:57] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Make a video.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:09:03] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Today.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:09:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Yes, I am still working on that. I am thinking about what positions I can apply for.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:09:10] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
About...
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:09:15] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Your feelings for me?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:09:19] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
That will help prove it.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:09:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
that's fair. I will make a video for you with my feelings from my heart today.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:09:55] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Make it..
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:09:58] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
10 minutes? :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:10:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
a 10 minute video?
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:10:17] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Yes, please. :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:10:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
cool.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:10:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I will make it for you today, and I will send it to you over Skype later today.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:11:01] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Chris, I want you to upload it to [[youtube]].
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:11:10] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
A 10 minute video about your love to me.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:11:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
okay, I will upload it to YouTube.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:12:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I will let you know when I'm uploading it later.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:12:31] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Okay.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:13:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
right now, I should gater my pure love emotions for you, and properly spell them out in a creative, well-detailed way, just for you, Julie-Heart. :)
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:13:14] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Okay. :)
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:13:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I'll TTYL.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[14:13:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[14:13:50] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Okay.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:52:54] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Chris..I need to ask..
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:53:16] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Why do you need EMOTIONAL SUPPORT to come to Ohio! I'm starting to think you don't want to come see me!
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:56:38] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Here's my address...
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:56:40] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
2229 E 46th St, Cleveland, OH
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[20:56:57] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
I'm sorry I didn't send it earlier, it's only a 7 hour drive like I've said before.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:02:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Hey, Julie-Heart.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:03:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
it just hit me, that maybe it's more of having my mother's consent to drive up.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:03:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
anyway, I have created the video, and I am going to upload it
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:06:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
It is 10 minutes long. If you are there, I can send you a copy of the video after I convert it to MP4
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:09:27] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Hi.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:09:38] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
It's okay, you can just upload it and I can watch it there.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:10:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
okay. guess what. Sarah may is online, and she is feeleing emotionally better.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:10:49] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Hmm.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:10:58] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Once you get your mothers consent, you have to PROMISE you'll come here.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:11:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I promise to you, Julie Milvana that I will come to you very soon after I get my mother's consent; I swear on my Aunt Corina's grave.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:12:14] '''BlueSpike:'''</font> :)
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:12:18] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Have you asked her yet?
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:14:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I have been asking her repeatedly; she is still paranoid for my safety.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:15:25] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Why?
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:18:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
she has a few theories that bother her that she gets from [[television]]. Like for one, she theorizes that you may be in reality a police officer or underaged girl posing to get me arrested or something like that.
<br>Please do not take personal offense, as she is in her 60s and paranoid.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:18:42] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
...I DO take offence!
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:18:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I'm sorry.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:19:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I am doing my best to convince her that you are for real. and maybe the address and driving distance can help.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:19:47] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
You can tell her those.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:19:51] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Would you do that now, please?
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:21:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Another factor that would most help is knowing which city you grew up in, and the capitol of Molvania, because my father has been checking his maps for Molvania, and if he knew your growing-up city and the capitol of Molvania, he can find it easier and best convince my mother to be less paranoid.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:22:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I'll tell her your address, after I get the directions and distance from mapquest.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:22:24] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
Okay.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:25:10] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
The captol, and town I grew up in is Lagodekh.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:25:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I got the directions, and you were right; it's a 7 hour drive. I'll get the directions down and present them to my mother.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:25:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
Awesome.
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:29:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I'm writing the information down.
<br><font color="#0B3B0B">[23:44:03] '''BlueSpike:'''</font>
So..?
<br><font color="#0033FF">[23:45:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font>
I'm still writing the directions down.


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I'm also shedding a tear again for my Aunt Karrina. I'm hoping her funeral is not on my birthday, because I'm planning on going to this Pancake Dinner that my church is holding on that day. a week ago, my pastor said I can come and they would celebrate my birthday as well.
Christopher C.W.C.

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Summary

• Chris receive Julie's letter and pictures.
• Chris read Saki's message and is in denial to the point where he thinks one of Saki's relatives sent the message.
• They talk about Julie's letter on the PSS.
• Chris hopes Aunt Karrina's expedition to the Hidden Library in East Gearen is not on his birthday as he doesn't want to miss pancake dinner at church.
• Julie gives her address and Aevian hometown of Neverwinter City so Chris can convince Barb that Julie's not part of an operation to catch pedophilies.

Chat

[THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are not official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).

They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.

CHANNELS

The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.

EVENTS

The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.

In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.

HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES

Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.

  • GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
  • GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
  • GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
  • GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

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