Kacey Call 20

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Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.

File Name: kc92109.mp3

  • Chris instantly starts talking about his friends in high school. He said his friends only would hang out with him at school, with the exception of his 18th birthday.
  • Chris has his interview at Target tomorrow.
  • Kacey talks about The Office (TV show), and Chris gets kind of pissy and says he's never seen it.
  • Kacey asks where Chris sees himself in five years. Chris says he will be married and have a daughter. Kacey says that she was talking about a career, not his personal life.
  • Chris says that he sees himself in a management position at Target in five years.
  • Chris says he will tell Target that he was laid off from his last job for "personal differences".
  • When asked about what his weakness in the workplace would be, Chris couldn't come up with an answer for three minutes. Eventually he said he needs to be told what to do.
  • Kacey spend a while coaching Chris on his interview.
  • Chris would be making $8.50 an hour.
  • Kacey does a roleplay with Chris to see if he would be good at his job. This involves Kacey just screaming at Chris saying "I WANT A REFUND! I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!" until Chris says that he will give her money.
  • Chris doesn't realize that Target and Walmart have different rules and regulations.

Transcript


Chris: Hello?
Kacey: Hey Chris, it's Kacey, how are ya?
Chris: Hi Kacey, I'm okay, how are you? [long pause] I said I'm okay, how are you?
Kacey: [unintelligible] Um, I'm good, um, I didn't actually have work today, I just had school, so, you know, I just hung out with some friends because hanging out with friends is awesome.
Chris: Yeah, it is. Yeah, I hung out with my friends a lot back in high school as well, you know. I miss those days... Sometimes.
Kacey: What did you do with your friends back then?
Chris: Well, you know, we hung around- we hung around at school- we hung around during the school time... I don't think we did much hanging outside of the school time, though, um… But, yeah, we enjoyed each others company, and it was good. And then, and we all, and I also had my friend- I also had my- had all my friends over for my 18th birthday party, which was- which was- which was very nice
Kacey: Okay. I mean I miss high school, too, but, you know, I grew up. I got better friends.
Chris: Yeah. Yeah.
Kacey: So, tomorrow's the big day, I mean shouldn't uh- are you going to get lots of sleep
Chris: Yeah, I'm gonna get- Yeah, I'm gonna get plenty of sleep that's no problem. That's no problem I'm going to get plenty of sleep.
Kacey: Okay. So what are you gonna wear?
Chris: Yeah, I got my clothes picked out, I got a nice- I got my nice dress shirt, uh, gonna wear t- a white t-shirt underneath it got my- got my black pants picked out and, uh, i got my blazer and I'm not wearing the medallion.
Kacey: Okay, but you're gonna wear a tie, right?
Chris: Yeah, I don't know where my tie is.
Kacey: Do you, uh, know how to tie a tie? I mean 'cause you should really go get one, I mean you should buy one if you can.
Chris: Hm. Well I'll think about that but anyway I do know how to tie a tie
Kacey: Well you should because studies show that, uh, having a tie gets you, um, points right off the bat.
Chris: Okay. Well if I can find my tie I will wear it.
Kacey: Okay, well you should because they make you look professional and you wanna give, um, you know, the best impression that you can.
Chris: Yep. Most certainly do, yep.
Kacey: I mean, I mean haven't you watched The Office? Everyone wears ties there.
Chris: Hm. Yeah, I think we've established that I haven't watched The Office.
Kacey: I thought you said you watched a couple episodes? Oh well! Must have misheard you! So… [Chris: "Yeah."] So, um, and remember breakfast is important, so what are you are you going to have before you go?
Chris: Yeah, I'm gonna- I'm gonna have a bowl of oatmeal. Some milk with that.
Kacey: You should, uh, definitely have some orange juice instead, you know, Vitamin C will perk you up.
Chris: Oh yeah, okay, I'll have some orange juice, we have some of that. Okay, yeah, so I have oatmeal- I'll have some oatmeal with orange juice.

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