Kacey Call 9

3 September 2009

• Chris says he's okay being Just Friends
• One second later, Chris says that Kacey telling him they're Just Friends is like "stabbing him in the heart"
• Chris: "When I feel love, I feel da happy tingling, I feel happy, elated and ecstatic"
• Chris nervously asks if Kacey has ever drank alcohol, apparently Chris briefly drank a lot but now he only drinks "socially"
• Chris is confused and disappointed that Kacey still has feelings for Liquid Chris
• Chris understands because he had strong feelings for girls in the past, but they were all trolls or they died
• Kacey questions how Chris can be in love with so many girls
• Chris gets mad about getting his PSN accounts hacked, Kacey points out that he's way more passionate about that than about those girls

• Chris angrily recounts his one date with Faeryn and how she told him "I'm just not into you", and she totally "said that out of nowhere"
• Kacey asked what went wrong. Chris: "Maybe I did touch her a few times... but this was before I met you!"
• Kacey gets Chris to describe Faeryn, probably trying to get him to call her fat. He described her as heavyset and a "wild fun one."
• Chris needs more "guy friends" to hang out with, Chris says he never socialized with guys growing up
• Kacey says it's "kinda gay" that he only had female friends, so he lies that he had some male buddies growing up and they "hung out like straight men"
• Chris says that his autism makes it so he can't make any friends that are guys. Kacey says that Chris is bullshitting.
• Kacey says he was probably "too girly" for the other guys, Chris says he has done "boy things" such as playing soccer, volleyball, and football in high school.
• Chris blames his Autism for not having male friends
• Chris blames his father for not having male friends
• Chris blames other men for not having male friends
• Kacey says women are way more evil than men, Chris says "that's stupid," then goes on to say that he knows more about woman than Kacey due to TV.

• Kacey asks if Chris has ever started a fight, Chris says he needs to "ponder about it" for a bit. He then says yes, with his father.
• Chris argues with his father a lot, gets pretty angry when talking about it
  • Kacey asks for a story, and Chris starts whining and raising his voice about his memory and how Kacey is asking too much of him.
• "I don't remember spoken words or what I've said"
• Chris says he's never started a physical fight, but he totally fought back when people beat on him
• Some kid punched Chris on the bus and knocked his glasses off. HE KNOCKED HIS GLASSES OFF. The fight was caused because Chris wanted to get off the bus before another kid.
• Chris claims he fought back (Note that he tells a different version of this story to Jackie one year later)
• After this fight he got put on the Special Ed Bus, where some kid named Tony would tap him on the head and spit on him
• Chris wouldn't move seats because he didn't want to find a new seat from what he would choose every day. "IT WAS MY CONSTANT ROUTINE THAT I RIDE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BUS IN THE FRONT SEAT"
• Chris starts raising his voice and Kacey threatens to hang up.
• The "Special Aid Worker" on the bus didn't help Chris, Chris didn't like her because "she was all butch" and would raise her voice to Chris.
• Kacey suggests for him to type his stories up and to put them on the cwckipedia. Chris thinks if the trolls hear about this they will mock him for it, but then says he'll think about it.
• Chris gets stressed out and asks permission to get off the phone.

External links

• mp3 of phonecall

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