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* [[Chris]] enters a room full of [[Miscreants]].   
* [[Chris]] enters a room full of [[Miscreants]].   
* The trolls tell Chris that their mission is to stop him from ever getting [[china]], and that they have many operatives including the infamous [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].   
* The trolls tell Chris that their mission is to stop him from ever getting [[china]], and that they have many operatives including the infamous [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].   
* [[Arjen Van Dierten|Arjen]] begins yelling at Chris, calling him a [[gay|fag]], and Chris screams about his dead [[Aunt Corina]] and leaves the chat.
* [[Arjen Van Dierten|Arjen]] begins yelling at Chris, calling him a [[Homos|fag]], and Chris screams about his dead [[Aunt Corina]] and leaves the chat.


==Transcript==
==Transcript==
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Welcome to the brothers, the Miscreants.
<font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Welcome to the brothers, [[the Miscreants]].
<br>[Trolls pipe in with "Brother!"]
<br>[''Trolls pipe in with "Brother!"'']
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> All right-
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> All right-
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Stop this. Look, I did that vid- look, I did the- first off, I did that video just for Julie. And her brother found it on her computer and uploaded it to the YouTube without neither of our consent.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Stop this. Look, I did that vid- look, I did the- first off, I did that video just for [[Julie]]. And [[Max|her brother]] found it on her computer and uploaded it to the [[YouTube]] without neither of our consent.
<br>[pause]
<br>[pause]
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Do you understand what the Miscreants are, that her brother is part of it? He has been a very valuable member. [pause] Do you understand what the Miscreants are, Chris? '''Do you understand why we're here, fool?'''
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Do you understand what the Miscreants are, that her brother is part of it? He has been a very valuable member. [''pause''] Do you understand what the Miscreants are, Chris? '''Do you understand why we're here, fool?'''
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Let me guess, you're all a bunch of trolls, aren't you.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Let me guess, you're all a bunch of [[troll]]s, aren't you.
<br>'''Trolls:''' No-
<br>'''Trolls:''' No-
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> NO.  
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> NO.  
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [incoherent]  
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [incoherent]  
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Look. Ever since Evan from /v/- well, you don't know what /v/ is, but ever since Evan posted those gay pictures with the "masturbatin' and squirtin'"- we have been there, from the beginning.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Look. Ever since Evan from /v/- well, you don't know what /v/ is, but ever since Evan posted those gay pictures with the "[[Masturbating and squirtin'|masturbatin' and squirtin']]"- we have been there, from the beginning.
<br>[pause]
<br>[pause]
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> What?  
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> What?  
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Don't you remember Evan, the person who sent you gay pictures of Sonichu and you having sex? ''[Chris sighs]'' In 2007?
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Don't you remember [[Evan]], the person who sent you gay pictures of [[Sonichu]] and you having sex? ''[Chris sighs]'' In [[2007]]?
<br>'''Troll:''' Don't tell me Chris, the stress is going to make you leave. I'm sorry, guys, would you stop stressing him?
<br>'''Troll:''' Don't tell me Chris, the [[stress]] is going to make you leave. I'm sorry, guys, would you stop stressing him?
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> SILENCE! [pause] Do you remember?  
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> SILENCE! [pause] Do you remember?  
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Do you remember Jason- always a valuable member, always willing to take the fall for me- c- creating the ED page, getting their e-mails? He was a good member too. [pause] And can't you remember Blanca, the one who destroyed your medallion? Remember?
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Do you remember [[Jason]]- always a valuable member, always willing to take the fall for me- c- creating the [[ED]] page, getting their e-mails? He was a good member too. [''pause''] And can't you remember [[Blanca]], the one who destroyed your [[medallion]]? Remember?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> All part of the Miscreants, Chris. And the latest member: Sarah McKenzie. Or, you know her as Panda. She's not dead. She's alive, at my side. Panda's sleeping right now, I shouldn't be talking so loud, anyway- yes. I can't believe you fell for her.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> All part of the Miscreants, Chris. And the latest member: [[PandaHalo|Sarah McKenzie]]. Or you know her as "Panda". She's not dead. She's alive, at my side. Panda's sleeping right now, I shouldn't be talking so loud, anyway- yes. I can't believe you fell for her.
<br>[pause, a troll says something incoherent]
<br>[''pause, a troll says something incoherent'']
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> We've been here from the beginning. Do you know why, Chris?
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> We've been here from the beginning. Do you know why, Chris?
<br>[pause]
<br>[pause]
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<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Or just to pick on-
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Or just to pick on-
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font>  No, no! The goal is to make sure you never get laid. That is the goal of the Miscreants.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font>  No, no! The goal is to make sure you never get laid. That is the goal of the Miscreants.
<br>'''Troll:''' VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS.
<br>'''Troll:''' [[Virginia is for Virgins|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS]].
<br>'''Other Troll:''' Our goal is that you are a virgin, foreva!
<br>'''Other Troll:''' Our goal is that you are a virgin, foreva!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I ask you, why do y'all have to pick on me like this?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I ask you, why do y'all have to pick on me like this?
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> You don't care about women. That is why.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> You don't care about women. That is why.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [talking over Clyde's second sentence] I do care about women.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''talking over Clyde's second sentence''] I do care about women.
<br>'''Troll:''' And you are a disgusting pig.
<br>'''Troll:''' And you are a disgusting pig.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> [at the same time as troll] Then why are there females in our operation against you?
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> [at the same time as troll] Then why are there females in our operation against you?
<br>[pause]
<br>[pause]
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [sigh] I know y'all are doin'- I know y'all are doin' it- or have been doin' this just for the laughs against me.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [sigh] I know y'all are doin'- I know y'all are doin' it- or have been doin' this just for the [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laughs]] against me.
<br>'''Troll:''' We have?
<br>'''Troll:''' We have?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> But don't y'all have to-
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> But don't y'all have to-
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<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> SHUT. UP! Why do you have to pick on me like this? You don't need to do this! Don't you all have lives of your own? Can't you go find your own sweethearts to do with? I'm not even-
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> SHUT. UP! Why do you have to pick on me like this? You don't need to do this! Don't you all have lives of your own? Can't you go find your own sweethearts to do with? I'm not even-
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Why do you think this whole operation matters, Chris? Why do you think a sweetheart will solve everything?
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Why do you think this whole operation matters, Chris? Why do you think a sweetheart will solve everything?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [sigh]
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh'']
<br>'''Troll:''' We have lots to talk-
<br>'''Troll:''' We have lots to talk-
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Look, I care-
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Look, I care-
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<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> What?
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> What?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I ca- I care about their personalities. I care about them- about how they feel. I care about- everything about them. They-
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I ca- I care about their personalities. I care about them- about how they feel. I care about- everything about them. They-
<br>'''Female Troll:''' Chris, you don't respect them. You only respect their cunts.
<br>'''Female Troll:''' Chris, you don't respect them. You only respect their [[China|cunts]].
<br>[pause]
<br>[pause]
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [sigh] What?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] What?
<br>'''Troll:''' You gotta respect the ladies, man.
<br>'''Troll:''' You gotta respect the ladies, man.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I do respect the ladies.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I do respect the ladies.
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<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I can prove it. Now what do you want me to do to prove myself?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I can prove it. Now what do you want me to do to prove myself?
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> You have to figure that one out on your own. Otherwise- if we tell you, then, we've already given you the answer! Nobody tell him!
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> You have to figure that one out on your own. Otherwise- if we tell you, then, we've already given you the answer! Nobody tell him!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [sigh] Jesus Christ.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] Jesus Christ.
<br>[pause]
<br>[pause]
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Julie has ruined this. Why did you have to go for the TRUE and HONEST love- we had Sarah May distract you from her, but no, she failed. [pause] But it's not gonna be a problem soon.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Julie has ruined this. Why did you have to go for the TRUE and HONEST love- we had [[Sarah May]] distract you from her, but no, she failed. [''pause''] But it's not gonna be a problem soon.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You leave, you leave Julie alone!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You leave, you leave Julie alone!
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> No. [Troll makes buzzer sound] I need to protect her, from you. I'd rather have her marry me.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> No. [''Troll makes buzzer sound''] I need to protect her, from you. I'd rather have her marry me.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Look, Clyde, we've already- look, Clyde, I was- I listened to you. And I've been thinking about the job situation. I have-
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Look, Clyde, we've already- look, Clyde, I was- I listened to you. And I've been thinking about the job situation. I have-
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Look, I don't care about any of that anymore. Ever since you said you hate the Chinese to her, to Julie-
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Look, I don't care about any of that anymore. Ever since you said you hate the Chinese to her, to Julie-
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[''lots of people talking at once'']
[''lots of people talking at once'']
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I WAS TRYING TO MAKE JULIE SMILE!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I WAS TRYING TO MAKE JULIE SMILE!
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> ...you say that with the Chinese
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> ... you say that with the Chinese.
<br>'''Troll''': By being hateful?
<br>'''Troll''': By being hateful?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I was trying to make Julie smile by making her laugh.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I was trying to make Julie smile by making her laugh.
<br>'''Troll''': Julie is an idiot.
<br>'''Troll''': Julie is an idiot.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> That is horrible Chris. This is why you are-this is why no one should ever be with you, ever.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> That is horrible, Chris. This is why you are-this is why no one should ever be with you, ever.
<br>'''Troll''': DESTINED TO VIRGINTUDE FOREVER.
<br>'''Troll''': DESTINED TO VIRGINTUDE FOREVER.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font>[''stress sigh''] Will y'all just leave me alone-leave her alone?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font>[''stress sigh''] Will y'all just leave me alone-leave her alone?
<br>'''Female Troll''': No
<br>'''Female Troll''': No
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> No. We must convince her that you are the most despicable man. She's a little naive, but we'll turn her.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> No. We must convince her that you are the most despicable man. She's a little naïve, but we'll turn her.
<br>'''Troll''': We do.
<br>'''Troll''': We do.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Stop, leave her alone!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Stop, leave her alone!
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<br>'''Female Troll''': We're trying to help her Chris, don't you see?
<br>'''Female Troll''': We're trying to help her Chris, don't you see?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No![''stress sigh'']
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No![''stress sigh'']
<br>'''Troll''': Again, be a man and put some fucking base into your voice, you pig!
<br>'''Troll''': Again, be a man and put some fucking bass into your voice, you pig!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> What?!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> What?!
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> You sound like a little girl, how is that manly in any way?   
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> You sound like a little girl, how is that manly in any way?   
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<br>'''Trolls''':[''unintelligible'']
<br>'''Trolls''':[''unintelligible'']
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I want Julie for her!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I want Julie for her!
<br>'''Troll''': Yes, her china. You sick fucking pig.
<br>'''Troll''': Yes, her [[china]]. You sick fucking pig.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''No'', for her ''personality'' and the way she cares about me very much.   
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ''No'', for her ''personality'' and the way she cares about me very much.   
<br>'''Troll''': What personality? You don't know anything about her personality!
<br>'''Troll''': What personality? You don't know anything about her personality!
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<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You leave her alone!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You leave her alone!
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> We're not going to leave her alone until she's safe, with us.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> We're not going to leave her alone until she's safe, with us.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''stress sigh''] What...
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''stress sigh''] What...?
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> What are you going to do, get your fanbase on us? Your fanbase that doesn't exist?
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> What are you going to do, get your [[fanbase]] on us? Your fanbase that doesn't exist?
<br>'''Troll''': Chris, I have something to tell you. We are the fanbase.
<br>'''Troll''': Chris, I have something to tell you. We are the fanbase.
<br>'''Troll''': Yes, all of them!
<br>'''Troll''': Yes, all of them!
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<br>'''Trolls''': RA RI RU RE RO!
<br>'''Trolls''': RA RI RU RE RO!
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> RA RI RU RE RO!
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> RA RI RU RE RO!
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Look, you can make a video on Youtube, trying to out the Miscreants. You can say all that you want about Clyde, how much you hate him, but it's not going to do a thing. But I dare you, do it. Stand up for yourself, stand up for Julie.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> Look, you can make a video on YouTube, trying to out the Miscreants. You can say all that you want about Clyde, how much you hate him, but it's not going to do a thing. But I dare you, do it. Stand up for yourself, stand up for Julie.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Clyde, I'm standing up for myself bruf-by listening to you bastards.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Clyde, I'm standing up for myself bruf-by listening to you bastards.
<br>'''Trolls''':[''laughter'']
<br>'''Trolls''': [''laughter'']
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> You just listen and take it like the bitch you are. You don't do any action. Never!
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> You just listen and take it like the bitch you are. You don't do any action. Never!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I DO ACTION! I done a lot more than any of you-any of you[''cut off'']
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I DO ACTION! I done a lot more than any of you-any of you[''cut off'']
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<br>'''Female Troll''': You don't even know.
<br>'''Female Troll''': You don't even know.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Why do you all have to mean so much disrespect against me?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Why do you all have to mean so much disrespect against me?
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> It's not disrespect for you..[''too much talking'']
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''Clyde:'''</font> It's not disrespect for you... [''too much talking'']
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I am a respectable human being!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I am a respectable human being!
<br>'''Trolls''': No you're not!
<br>'''Trolls''': No you're not!
<br>'''Arjen''': You're a fucking scuzzbucket you stupid fag! What the fuck are you doing here right now Chris, what the hell?
<br>'''Arjen''': You're a fucking scuzzbucket, you stupid fag! What the fuck are you doing here right now Chris, what the hell?
<br>'''Indian Troll''': Arjen, settle down!
<br>'''Indian Troll''': Arjen, settle down!
<br>'''Arjen''': I've been waiting for this for a long time.
<br>'''Arjen''': I've been waiting for this for a long time.
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<br>'''Arjen''': Hang yourself Chris, kill yourself for us!
<br>'''Arjen''': Hang yourself Chris, kill yourself for us!
<br>'''Trolls''': [''cries of protest'']
<br>'''Trolls''': [''cries of protest'']
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I've got my Aunt Corina's death to worry about and her funeral tommorow[''cut off'']
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I've got my Aunt Corina's death to worry about and her funeral tommorow [''cut off'']
<br>'''Trolls''': We don't care!
<br>'''Trolls''': We don't care!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You just...fuck off!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You just... fuck off!
<br>'''Female Troll''': He left!
<br>'''Female Troll''': He left!


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Revision as of 23:32, 2 November 2010

Mumble 9 is the ninth of the Mumble chats involving Chris, held on 23 February 2009.

Summary

In the short ninth chat,

  • Chris enters a room full of Miscreants.
  • The trolls tell Chris that their mission is to stop him from ever getting china, and that they have many operatives including the infamous Jason Kendrick Howell.
  • Arjen begins yelling at Chris, calling him a fag, and Chris screams about his dead Aunt Corina and leaves the chat.

Transcript

Clyde: Welcome to the brothers, the Miscreants.
[Trolls pipe in with "Brother!"]
Clyde: All right-
Chris: Stop this. Look, I did that vid- look, I did the- first off, I did that video just for Julie. And her brother found it on her computer and uploaded it to the YouTube without neither of our consent.
[pause]
Clyde: Do you understand what the Miscreants are, that her brother is part of it? He has been a very valuable member. [pause] Do you understand what the Miscreants are, Chris? Do you understand why we're here, fool?
Chris: Let me guess, you're all a bunch of trolls, aren't you.
Trolls: No-
Clyde: NO.
Chris: [incoherent]
Clyde: Look. Ever since Evan from /v/- well, you don't know what /v/ is, but ever since Evan posted those gay pictures with the "masturbatin' and squirtin'"- we have been there, from the beginning.
[pause]
Chris: What?
Clyde: Don't you remember Evan, the person who sent you gay pictures of Sonichu and you having sex? [Chris sighs] In 2007?
Troll: Don't tell me Chris, the stress is going to make you leave. I'm sorry, guys, would you stop stressing him?
Clyde: SILENCE! [pause] Do you remember?
Chris: Yeah.
Clyde: Do you remember Jason- always a valuable member, always willing to take the fall for me- c- creating the ED page, getting their e-mails? He was a good member too. [pause] And can't you remember Blanca, the one who destroyed your medallion? Remember?
Chris: Yeah.
Clyde: All part of the Miscreants, Chris. And the latest member: Sarah McKenzie. Or you know her as "Panda". She's not dead. She's alive, at my side. Panda's sleeping right now, I shouldn't be talking so loud, anyway- yes. I can't believe you fell for her.
[pause, a troll says something incoherent]
Clyde: We've been here from the beginning. Do you know why, Chris?
[pause]
Chris: You're trying to make a slander out of me and a fool? Or just pick on me-
Clyde: What?
Chris: Or just to pick on-
Clyde: No, no! The goal is to make sure you never get laid. That is the goal of the Miscreants.
Troll: VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS.
Other Troll: Our goal is that you are a virgin, foreva!
Chris: I ask you, why do y'all have to pick on me like this?
Clyde: You don't care about women. That is why.
Chris: [talking over Clyde's second sentence] I do care about women.
Troll: And you are a disgusting pig.
Clyde: [at the same time as troll] Then why are there females in our operation against you?
[pause]
Chris: [sigh] I know y'all are doin'- I know y'all are doin' it- or have been doin' this just for the laughs against me.
Troll: We have?
Chris: But don't y'all have to-
Troll: This is far more than laughs, Chris-chan.
Other Troll: This is serious.
[pause]
Troll: You are a foul, stinky pig that must be eradicated from this Earth.
Clyde: No, no, he must not be eradicated. He must be made an example of, of a horrible man, destined to never, ever, have a wife, or even girlfriends.
Chris: SHUT. UP! Why do you have to pick on me like this? You don't need to do this! Don't you all have lives of your own? Can't you go find your own sweethearts to do with? I'm not even-
Clyde: Why do you think this whole operation matters, Chris? Why do you think a sweetheart will solve everything?
Chris: [sigh]
Troll: We have lots to talk-
Chris: Look, I care-
Troll: We must protect the women from you.
Chris: Look, I care about the women for their own personalities.
Troll: No you don't!
Chris: Yes I do!
Troll: LIES.
Other Troll: Bullshit.
Third Troll: Lies! You don't resp-[is cut off]
Chris: Yes I do respect respect women.
[People talk over each other]
Chris: I care about their personalities, you bastards!
Clyde: What?
Chris: I ca- I care about their personalities. I care about them- about how they feel. I care about- everything about them. They-
Female Troll: Chris, you don't respect them. You only respect their cunts.
[pause]
Chris: [sigh] What?
Troll: You gotta respect the ladies, man.
Chris: I do respect the ladies.
Clyde: No you don't. Prove it.
Chris: Alright, how do ya want me to prove it?
Clyde: Exactly; you can't!
Chris: I can prove it, I'm just not sure how- how do you want me to prove that I respect the women that I- like I do?
Troll: Because you don't. You don't know how. You can't.
Chris: I can prove it. Now what do you want me to do to prove myself?
Clyde: You have to figure that one out on your own. Otherwise- if we tell you, then, we've already given you the answer! Nobody tell him!
Chris: [sigh] Jesus Christ.
[pause]
Clyde: Julie has ruined this. Why did you have to go for the TRUE and HONEST love- we had Sarah May distract you from her, but no, she failed. [pause] But it's not gonna be a problem soon.
Chris: You leave, you leave Julie alone!
Clyde: No. [Troll makes buzzer sound] I need to protect her, from you. I'd rather have her marry me.
Chris: Look, Clyde, we've already- look, Clyde, I was- I listened to you. And I've been thinking about the job situation. I have-
Clyde: Look, I don't care about any of that anymore. Ever since you said you hate the Chinese to her, to Julie-
Chris: Wait, wait a minute, what?
Troll: Chris-
Other Troll: I LOVE NIPPON.
Clyde: You said it yourself. Don't deny it. You hate the Chinese. You said that yourself. You made a mockery-
Chris: [interrupts] I NEVER SAID THAT! I never said I hated the Chinese!
Troll: Yeah, you totally said that, dawg.
Clyde: Don't try to lie-
Chris: I never said that!
Clyde: I heard your computer. I've been listening to you. Don't you dare lie to me!
Chris: I don't even remember saying anything like that.
Female Troll: We all remember.
Indian Troll: I remember.
Clyde:[unintelligible] you pig, it was something [unintelligible] to Julie, you said something like "Ohhh, me so Chinese" and then Julie said something like "So was that Chinese or Japanese?" and you said "Who cares? They all speak the same!" Don't you remember?
Trolls: Yes, yeah, yes.
Chris: Okay okay, I'm sorry I said that.
Clyde: No you aren't! [cries of protest from trolls]
Clyde: ...but then you say you hate the Chinese. How is that not racist? [more cries]
Chris: Look, look, look, I respect the Chinese. [lots of people talking at once]
Chris: I WAS TRYING TO MAKE JULIE SMILE!
Clyde: ... you say that with the Chinese.
Troll: By being hateful?
Chris: I was trying to make Julie smile by making her laugh.
Troll: Julie is an idiot.
Clyde: That is horrible, Chris. This is why you are-this is why no one should ever be with you, ever.
Troll: DESTINED TO VIRGINTUDE FOREVER.
Chris:[stress sigh] Will y'all just leave me alone-leave her alone?
Female Troll: No
Clyde: No. We must convince her that you are the most despicable man. She's a little naïve, but we'll turn her.
Troll: We do.
Chris: Stop, leave her alone!
Clyde: We're not leaving her alone. This is for her own good.
Female Troll: We're trying to help her Chris, don't you see?
Chris: No![stress sigh]
Troll: Again, be a man and put some fucking bass into your voice, you pig!
Chris: What?!
Clyde: You sound like a little girl, how is that manly in any way?
Chris: Y'all are making me very nervous right now.
Troll: How are we making you nervous?
Chris: Y'all are ticking-y'all are fuckin' and ticking me-y'all are fucking pissing me OFF right now. [noise]
Clyde: Look, it's not you who should be pissed at us, it's we who are pissed at you. You are a despicable human being.
Chris: Look, I was-Julie asked me to send her that video, alright?
Clyde: I don't care about that video, what makes you think I care about that video?
Chris: She cared about me and I cared about her very much! I wouldn't have gone to so much trouble to make my family believe that she was real. I wouldn't have gone through so much trouble to find-to try to find Molvanîa on the map!
Troll: Who cares?
Clyde: That doesn't mean you care about her, you just want her for sex!
Chris: NO! I care about Julie for who she is!
Trolls:[unintelligible]
Chris: I want Julie for her!
Troll: Yes, her china. You sick fucking pig.
Chris: No, for her personality and the way she cares about me very much.
Troll: What personality? You don't know anything about her personality!
Chris: She is a very sweet woman!
Troll: You haven't even met her in real life.
Chris: Maybe not yet, but I'm going-I'm going to.
Clyde: It'll be too late.
Chris: You leave her alone!
Clyde: We're not going to leave her alone until she's safe, with us.
Chris: [stress sigh] What...?
Clyde: What are you going to do, get your fanbase on us? Your fanbase that doesn't exist?
Troll: Chris, I have something to tell you. We are the fanbase.
Troll: Yes, all of them!
Chris: [sigh]
Trolls: RA RI RU RE RO!
Clyde: RA RI RU RE RO!
Clyde: Look, you can make a video on YouTube, trying to out the Miscreants. You can say all that you want about Clyde, how much you hate him, but it's not going to do a thing. But I dare you, do it. Stand up for yourself, stand up for Julie.
Chris: Clyde, I'm standing up for myself bruf-by listening to you bastards.
Trolls: [laughter]
Clyde: You just listen and take it like the bitch you are. You don't do any action. Never!
Chris: I DO ACTION! I done a lot more than any of you-any of you[cut off]
Troll: Is that right?
Female Troll: You don't even know.
Chris: Why do you all have to mean so much disrespect against me?
Clyde: It's not disrespect for you... [too much talking]
Chris: I am a respectable human being!
Trolls: No you're not!
Arjen: You're a fucking scuzzbucket, you stupid fag! What the fuck are you doing here right now Chris, what the hell?
Indian Troll: Arjen, settle down!
Arjen: I've been waiting for this for a long time.
Clyde: Do you know why we despise you so much? It's because you are a horrible human being whose only goal in life is to have sex.
Chris: [sigh]
Arjen: Hang yourself Chris, kill yourself for us!
Trolls: [cries of protest]
Chris: I've got my Aunt Corina's death to worry about and her funeral tommorow [cut off]
Trolls: We don't care!
Chris: You just... fuck off!
Female Troll: He left!

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